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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Ben Enwonwu's Portrait Of Tutu Sold At Auction For £1,205,000 by Proffeluczy1(m): 10:59pm On Feb 28, 2018
Even in this era people are still living in bondage (total darkness) may we help ourselves through the Lord Jesus Christ.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 10 Countries That Are Number One In Terrible Things by Proffeluczy1(m): 11:42pm On Feb 27, 2018
Aonkuuse:
forget smoking, nothing can be as terrible as a country taken over by animals. where monkey and snakes take money in millions

Oboy, u dey vex wella 4 this con3 oooh
Religion / Re: Reverend King's Birthday Celebrated On Newspaper By His Church Members (Photos) by Proffeluczy1(m): 9:55am On Feb 27, 2018
I wonder when Christians will grow to relate with God personally.
Travel / Re: Thousands Of Vehicles Stuck In Traffic In China (Photos) by Proffeluczy1(m): 9:45am On Feb 27, 2018
there own better! orderliness is the owner of the traffic.
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Most Ladies Don't Ask To Know Of Guys? by Proffeluczy1(m): 8:30am On Feb 27, 2018
efesodje:


Ok bro here it goes:

1.Don't say the first thing that jumps into your head. So . . . forget just saying "hi." This is what 90% of guys do. Make an effort to stand out.

2.Don't say anything like "You are beautiful." Women hear compliments like that all the time. Girls don't listen to that stuff, so stop saying it.

3.Stop trying to be cool or cocky. Being arrogant is a turnoff for women. Use words that make you seem a little vulnerable like "sorry" and "awkward" and "probably." Online dating is dangerous these days for ladies in Nigeria, so don’t make them scared, so being less threatening will increase your chances of making it into a face to face meeting.

4.Tease. Online conversations are perfect for light-hearted teasing. You can really get to know her when you meet her in person.

5.Be outgoing and positive. No one likes someone who's negative all the time. People are attracted to happiness. Don’t say negative things like I hate Buhari, I hate my job etc-nobody wants to hear that shit.

6.Relax if she doesn't respond. It's okay. You're not going to get her to say YES every time you hit the ball. Relax. Don't chase her. There are lots of more women out there.

7.Be enthusiastic about getting to know her. Ask her questions about herself, but leave the heavy getting-to-know-you stuff for in person.

8.Use good grammar. Not all these rubbish childish slangs we use in facebook, blackberry chats etc. The only exceptions are things like "lol" and "hahaha."

9.Talk about her specific interests that you read in her profile, and tell her that you saw it there. Say something like, "You have good taste in music! I love Alicia Keys too." Or you can tease her about her tastes too, like "Alicia Keys, really?"

10.Learn from your mistakes! Notice what works and what doesn't, and who's responding to what you're putting out there and improve on that.

11.Remember that the ultimate goal of this is to meet up with a lady in person. Don't keep the messaging going on for too long before asking for a number or to meet up. That said, don't push for it too soon either. The longer you're messaging each other, the longer you'll be messaging each other. Unless you went online to get a pen pal, that can get old really fast. Be bold! Ask to see her in person.

12.Keep it short. Long messages are hard to respond to.

13.Make her feel something! Make her laugh, surprise her, or tease her. An emotional response is a good start to a conversation.

14.Have fun!

Listen to the words of Master Yoda below. Smooth riders are not made in a day, it takes time and lots of rejection before you get perfect.



nice one sir. Thank you very much.
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Most Ladies Don't Ask To Know Of Guys? by Proffeluczy1(m): 1:31pm On Feb 26, 2018
efesodje:


Any guy that tells you he has never experienced such is a liar.

Chatting a girl online comes down to 2 key things: your pick up lines and the visual aspect (your photo)

Your profile photo is key. On the internet your looks determine 50% of your seduction success. Get a good profile photo (use a professional photographer preferably).

Now lets talk about your wooing skills. I hope you don't talk too much and in the process bore the girl to death? grin

At the very least, you want to convey the following:

-you have experience with other women
-you have options
-you are confident
-you have self-control
-the interaction isn’t just about trying to sleep with her

I will finish this after work. Kinda busy now. Cheers wink


OK still waiting to learn more
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Most Ladies Don't Ask To Know Of Guys? by Proffeluczy1(m): 10:11am On Feb 26, 2018
efesodje:


You are the one doing the wooing so it's expected you do most of the talking/chatting. They only start responding once they start picking an interest in you wink

Do you mean that you have never experienced such thing before?
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Most Ladies Don't Ask To Know Of Guys? by Proffeluczy1(m): 9:33am On Feb 26, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Hope you've gotten your voters card ready instead of asking us this jamb question this early morning angry

hahaha. I got you?
Romance / Why Is It That Most Ladies Don't Ask To Know Of Guys? by Proffeluczy1(m): 9:07am On Feb 26, 2018
I want to know the reason why most ladies don't ask a guy to know about him on social media. I have come across hundreds of ladies on different social media but they still act the same way. You can only see the guy asking questions about her but most will not even ask how are you.

Please be mature, no insults or senseless answers.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Celebrates Her Birthday With New Photo by Proffeluczy1(m): 11:24pm On Feb 25, 2018
biacan:
Why are those breads included in the picture thought she was done with them sad

That's to tell you that, what made her to be what she is today can never be forgotten.
Politics / Re: Full Text Of What Atiku Said About Buhari Government, Killings & Restructuring by Proffeluczy1(m): 10:54pm On Feb 25, 2018
Ratello:


You just sat down in one corner of your room to type what you don't know about Atiku and his future. You want to know how many times Abraham Lincoln tried contesting for political posts and yet keep losing to the extent that he was branded a serial loser? I am sure you are aware that he eventually became one of Ameruca'a best President ever. In Nigeria here, Buhari had been contesting for the past 12 years only for him to be voted into power by you lots in his 16th year of contesting which happens to be his 4th attempt sp alagba you don't know what you are saying about Atiku's destiny. I suggest you go and read that book you recommended yourself!

Mind your speech as well. Abraham Lincoln became one of the best presidents in America but unfortunately, buhari becomes the worst ever in the history of Nigeria.

When will you Nigerians grow to read the minds of people aspiring for Presidency? I sympathize with Nigerians. May you be gifted with spiritual eyes as to foresee the good and bad aspirants in other to cast your votes right.

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed's Outfit To Real Madrid Stadium In Spain (Photos) by Proffeluczy1(m): 10:19pm On Feb 25, 2018
For God's sake what has he gone there to do? instead of looking into Nigeria predicament as to sort things out, there he is at the pitch.

Nigerians, shine your eyes come 2019.

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Crime / Re: Man Batters Sex Worker Over Extra Rounds Of Sex by Proffeluczy1(m): 9:50pm On Feb 25, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
life is good
That's nice to say that.
Are you new on Nairaland?
Religion / Re: Why Are Children Of Pastors Wayward? by Proffeluczy1(m): 12:35pm On Feb 25, 2018
What you don't have, you can't give out. Any minister's child that doesn't do the right thing defines who the parents are.

When you witness something like that, you should learn to observe the parents too.
Family / Re: Lady Confess How She Put Poison On Nipple To Kill Her Cheating Husband by Proffeluczy1(m): 12:13pm On Feb 25, 2018
dingbang:
U put some of the poison on ur lips but you didn't die..


Shebi you know that Ogun is still the god of thunder.

abeg let am know but only God can deal with her
Crime / Re: Man Batters Sex Worker Over Extra Rounds Of Sex by Proffeluczy1(m): 12:04pm On Feb 25, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
involving in it as a trade.
OK.

How is life?
Politics / Re: Shehu Shagari Celebrates His 93rd Birthday Today by Proffeluczy1(m): 12:01pm On Feb 25, 2018
nawa to this country ooh
Politics / Re: Shehu Shagari Celebrates His 93rd Birthday Today by Proffeluczy1(m): 11:58am On Feb 25, 2018
nawa oh for this country
Crime / Re: Man Batters Sex Worker Over Extra Rounds Of Sex by Proffeluczy1(m): 10:01pm On Feb 23, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
What it is
you said there are situations that some people are in which is worst. is it situations like having sex or what?
Crime / Re: Man Batters Sex Worker Over Extra Rounds Of Sex by Proffeluczy1(m): 1:56pm On Feb 23, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
In every situation give thanks. There are some in worse situation. Thank You Lord.

what do you mean by your statement
Romance / Re: "If You Can't Give Your Girlfriend Money, Be Prepared To Share Her" - Lady by Proffeluczy1(m): 6:08pm On Feb 22, 2018
princeking2:
Noted!
But right now, we are interested in a wife not a girlfriend.
Next customer please!

mature men have no time for girlfriends instead wife material so any lady that behaves that way is OHO (On her own)

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Romance / Re: Jean Michel, French Sex Tourist: Slept With 1400 African Ladies, Impregnated 600 by Proffeluczy1(m): 5:51pm On Feb 22, 2018
money speaks most especially in Nigeria where life is the toughest. why would he not have had sex with Nigerian ladies the most.

may our beloved country be a better place to reside some days in the future.

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Politics / Re: Nollywood Is So Popular In Kenya - Reno Omokri Shares Vacation Pictures by Proffeluczy1(m): 5:27pm On Feb 22, 2018
MorataFC:
Africa giant
and the 3rd rated movie industry in the earth

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Monkey Stole Senators' N70 Million Story by Proffeluczy1(m): 5:20pm On Feb 22, 2018
Toks06:
This country is a joke,irredeemably useless n a shithole

Nigeria will never stop the laughter from my mouth, a joker
Car Talk / Re: 9 Cheap Cars Cost Less Than An Iphone X by Proffeluczy1(m): 5:13pm On Feb 22, 2018
Banter1:
I met a Girl today.
and so?
Family / Re: Husband And Wife Celebrate Their 100th And 95th Birthdays Together (Photo) by Proffeluczy1(m): 5:03pm On Feb 22, 2018
fuckerstard:
The journey no easy, I can imagine.

I can imagine too
Travel / Re: The Battle-Field Called “Lagos Traffic” by Proffeluczy1(m): 4:35pm On Feb 22, 2018
Etihadstore:
To the guy above me, I truly doubt if that's Lagos because of the orderliness of those cars, no sight of danfo, Tata, Brt or even petrol tanker
Mba that's not lagos

that's true, it's not a Lagos traffic
Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives In Yola, Adamawa State (Photos) by Proffeluczy1(m): 5:43pm On Feb 20, 2018
this man is full of nepotism just because benue people have nothing in common with him.
TV/Movies / Re: Man Enters Cinema With Fufu And Soup To Watch Black Panther! by Proffeluczy1(m): 5:23pm On Feb 20, 2018
And what is this suppose to be?

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