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Romance / Re: Female Roommate Needed In Kubwa, Abuja!!! by Provocateur(f): 8:11am On Jul 20, 2016
queencalipso:


OK, but doll!! Am not sure I know what that means

lol.. my bad, just scratch that.
Romance / Re: Female Roommate Needed In Kubwa, Abuja!!! by Provocateur(f): 8:08am On Jul 20, 2016
Poorboy:
state your conditions or how much is the price my sis needs it. Waiting

Have her call me for details, number is up there.
Romance / Re: Female Roommate Needed In Kubwa, Abuja!!! by Provocateur(f): 8:04am On Jul 20, 2016
Kobicove:
A room mate in a bed sitter?

Are you a student?

No darling, I'm not a student. I'm barely around and the rent is running so, having someone there seems like a good idea.
Romance / Re: Female Roommate Needed In Kubwa, Abuja!!! by Provocateur(f): 8:01am On Jul 20, 2016
queencalipso:
Op how much??

Hey doll, call the number if you're interested
Romance / Re: Female Roommate Needed In Kubwa, Abuja!!! by Provocateur(f): 8:01am On Jul 20, 2016
izsmike:
Whr is it located in kubwa. Let. Me come check it out 2mao b4 I tell my female frds.

yeah, I don't think so
Romance / Re: Female Roommate Needed In Kubwa, Abuja!!! by Provocateur(f): 8:00am On Jul 20, 2016
Poorboy:
Hmmm i am intrested explain more

you female?
Properties / Female Roommate Needed In Kubwa, Abuja!!! by Provocateur(f): 8:07pm On Jul 19, 2016
Female roommate needed in a completely furnished, pet-friendly self-contain in kubwa, abuja.

Interested? call 08164916652

Romance / Female Roommate Needed In Kubwa, Abuja!!! by Provocateur(f): 7:58pm On Jul 19, 2016
Female roommate needed in a completely furnished, pet-friendly self-contain in kubwa, abuja.

Interested? call 08164916652

..and for those wondering, I'm not a lesbian. I'm perfectly straight!

Health / Re: How to cure darkspots on the face left from pimples by Provocateur(f): 11:28pm On Jan 04, 2016
Natural home remedies always work for me, cheap too.. Just apply freshly prepared pulp of a tomato on the face and leave it on for 30 minutes. Then, wash off with water. You can also mix avocados or cucumbers with it. Make a paste of either avocados or cucumbers and mix tomato pulp with it. Apply this mixture as a face mask. Leave it on for half an hour and wash it off with water. You should see results within 2 weeks. smiley thank me later

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Romance / Re: 4 Ways To Keep Social Media From Ruining Your Relationship by Provocateur(f): 10:09pm On Jan 04, 2016
NO 1!!! Can't get mad at someone for not staying in their lane if your partner hasn't defined a lane for them to stay in.
Romance / Re: I Finally Called Him Last Night! We Didnt Break Up. by Provocateur(f): 9:48pm On Jan 04, 2016
petkruz:


Very frustrated angry souls, bad mouthed individuals here without joy! First class frustration for that matter. Some don't even know what to say cos their mind is so dark from sorrow and sadness! Especially the immature guys here probably hungry and jobless seeking recognition. Useless things


Sometimes the best reply is no reply at all.
Romance / Re: I Finally Called Him Last Night! We Didnt Break Up. by Provocateur(f): 9:46pm On Jan 04, 2016
400billionman:


Women think like children..

I hope you find one to love...
Romance / Re: I Finally Called Him Last Night! We Didnt Break Up. by Provocateur(f): 9:33pm On Jan 04, 2016
vizkiz:


what is this hoe saying now
Who gives a furck if he stays in a hut?

I hate it when a guy thinks having a car is an achievement when there a loads of better things he could have done. A Car doesn't appreciate but depreciates. Well you can't know because the only thing you do is spread your legs wide for a dick to come in undecided


You don't gotta have an opinion on everything, b.
Romance / Re: What Can A Guy Gain From A Relationship Without Sex? by Provocateur(f): 8:36pm On Jan 04, 2016
temmym4:


Bros.
If your Pr*ck is working well
If your romance fuse located at the center point of your head is not blown yet
If your heart is not built with a concrete,
If your eyes isnt blocked with a strong human firewall to see pretty women
if you are not an alien, A monk or a painted horse from a novel
If you dont want to be like a snake that passed on a rock surface with no traceable path. (i.e you dont wanna come to this world and go without an issue)
Then relationship is needed sir!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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