NAME: Emmanuel Smith
State: AKWA IBOM
DATE OF BIRTH: 9th August
GENDER: Male
HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with bare
hands,
- Assassination,
- Jogging up & down Mount
Everest &
- Collecting rock particles
from the moon
MY RECORD:
- Fought with an elephant and
broke its neck.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Russian Roulette with a
fully loaded clip and
survived.
- Killed Superman.
- Held my
breath under water for 2
months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45
seconds!
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John
F. Kennedy, Tupac,
B.I.G (the list is too long).
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-
Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still
erupting
- Outran a cheetah.
- Fluent in 10,598 languages.
- Killed twitter bird..
- First man to land on the sun. - Carried the
pyramid
of Giza for 2 days straight!
SILLY
THING DONE:
- Surfing on a tsunami and
hurricane Katrina.
- Snow boarding on Mount
Everest.
- Sky diving from outer space.
EMBARRASSING
MOMENT:
- Couldn't kill 100
bears with a single punch, only 99
died instantly and the one that
was left
went to join the circus.
PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- when a cobra died after biting me.
- When I saved the planet
by diverting an asteroid
with just one kick.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- I really don't like to brag....

oron is in akwa ibom abeg

OCTAVO:
Pls you can now remove it.

tell dis guy to come and romve dis tin You guys don't want to learn from wat glo did to you. I dont trust dis network providers one bit.

y u let am disturb u? Hu will vote him?

[color=#990000][/color] Now una don live garri come de folo your oga at the top! No wahala! I wonder how my oga at the top can change the price of g.

Its getting boring

live GEJ alone....c dem here

slimyem: 100% Bullshoite!!!!
Una go just siddon think up some nonsense inspired by nothing and put it up on www.
Get a life please!!

I guess you are one of those girls?

HOW WELL DO U AGREE WITH THIS? NOTE: We
are not saying it's totally true
or totally false BUT how well u agree
with it. CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES Mary:
Hello,
Sarah: Hello my dear, how are u today?
Mary: Am fine swidy, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: ...and me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform u that I
will pay u a visit this afternoon. Sarah: Wow,
that's ok my lovely pie, it
will be a great pleasure to me. I will be
expecting u my angel. {*After dropping the
call*} Mary: Am going to visit that prostitute
again.
Sarah: This idiot is coming here again,
she thinks I will buy her drinks with my
money again, she dey lie. CONVERSATION
BETWEEN GUYS John: Idiot how far?
Francis: Goat wad up?
John: Am fine, do u know that u are
mad, how can u say that in public.
Francis: U dey craze!! I dey come ova
this afternoon. John: Ok fine, I full ground for
u mad
man. {*After dropping the call*} John:
Hahahaha... that guy is funny
shaa at times but a great friend, he's my
personal person.
Francis: That's my man.

How them de pay to cover?

Sweetapple007: They should donate arms thats what the christian need.

ure crazy

person go go one salon for road come the tell una stylist

who knows where i can get the micromax canvass HD online

May God forgive the op

francis247: Galaxy s has a single core CPU. It can't even run Real Rootball 2012 of about 400mb without series of lagging and subsequent hanging. And trust me, if you root the device to any version above Ginger Bread, you'll regret it.

that is true . A friend of mine bought the galaxy s now he's regretin because even the n3 beats it in some areas. Why pay soo much for less. Buy what gives you value for your money. It's not all about buying a popular brand. Afterall you can't use one phone forever.

Francheezy: lma0

seriously dude. Whats so funny.

MasterPDON: It says in the specs that it is 16million colours, 196ppi(pixel density). Lawalmd and other users, please confirm it for us.

whats the difference between this phone and samsung galaxy grand duos G Network
GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 - SIM 1 & SIM 2
3G Network
HSDPA 850 / 1900 / 2100 - SIM 1 only
HSDPA 900 / 1900 / 2100 - SIM 1 only
SIM
Dual SIM (Mini-SIM, dual stand-by)
Announced
2012, December
Status
Available. Released 2013, January
BODY
Dimensions
143.5 x 76.9 x 9.6 mm (5.65 x 3.03 x 0.38
in)
Weight
162 g (5.71 oz)
DISPLAY
Type
Capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Size
480 x 800 pixels, 5.0 inches (~187 ppi pixel
density)
Multitouch
Yes
- TouchWiz UI
SOUND
Alert types
Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones
Loudspeaker
Yes
3.5mm jack
Yes
MEMORY
Card slot
microSD, up to 64 GB
Internal
8 GB, 1 GB RAM
DATA
GPRS
Yes
EDGE
Yes
Speed
HSDPA, 21 Mbps; HSUPA, 5.76 Mbps
WLAN
Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band, Wi-Fi
hotspot
Bluetooth
Yes, v4.0 with A2DP, LE, EDR
USB
Yes, microUSB v2.0
CAMERA
Primary
8 MP, 3264x2448 pixels, autofocus, LED flash
Features
Geo-tagging, touch focus, face and smile
detection, image stabilization
Video
Yes, 1080p@30fps
Secondary
Yes, 2 MP
FEATURES
OS
Android OS, v4.1.2 (Jelly Bean)
CPU
Dual-core 1.2 GHz
Sensors
Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass
Messaging
SMS(threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Mail,
IM, RSS
Browser
HTML5
Radio
Stereo FM radio with RDS
GPS
Yes, with A-GPS, support and GLONASS
Java
Yes, via Java MIDP emulator
Colors
Black, White
- Active noise cancellation with dedicated
mic
- SNS integration
- MP4/WMV/H.264/H.263 player
- MP3/WAV/eAAC+/AC3/FLAC player
- Organizer
- Image/video editor
- Document viewer
- Google Search, Maps, Gmail,
YouTube, Calendar, Google Talk, Picasa.
it costs around 65k

another question. What is making this phone cost more than 2 times the price of tecno n7?

.

comes with a free flip case

lumia 920 any day any time bro. It's just simply elegant and slick. I just love windows phone 8. Windows phone 8 plus nokia = perfect

na wa oo! Threads! Hmm

ozor1: If asked to choose among these devices which would you. Choose... State your reasons
Xperai z
Htc butterfly
Htc one
Lg optimus g pro

xperia z any day any time. Best in all compartments. Lg g pro is good but too big. 5.5 inch phones is not just normal.

jjagz: abeg wu iz wit me in diz boat of no pin for cards

me too. No pin. But no qualms. 'll get it on monday

Timsilver:
downloaded 9 of them already. All saved on my pc. wild blood 1 and 2 currently downloading 12% left. time to search

hehe bros. Are you for real?

hansobuks: Pls, į̸̸̨ bought a samsung galaxy tab 2 and am totally lost at the kind of apps nd games to download nd make my tab fun to be with. Pls house, i need you help nd suggestions on the kinda apps nd game to download on my android fone. Tank you.

i totally understand. Just enter here . See what you can get

acidtalk: This is just what happens when an illiterate man buys a wrist watch without knowing how to read the time.

He feels every man looking at their wrist is oppressing him and so goes to buy a piece on his wrist too and yet still ask other people for time.

lol. You bad mouth o. No blame am na.

uhuns: ph is down also.
I guess is its network.
my houble submission is if this ever get back we sheldon stop further postings

I used Zain 1gig for 1yr and 2mths.
and did nt have dedicated thread.
just my opinion ..,....

tell dem o. Dem nor wan hear word.

trust me! a nigerian is among those peeps

it's very possible to use both android and windows os in a phone. I saw it in a friend's HTC HD7. At first i thought it was impossible.

one word- you're crazy.....i wonder how this made front page?

Garri

Abeg wetin be Super eagle?