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Programming / Re: PHP Developers Needed by pulsa(m): 4:45pm On Dec 24, 2018
BitsMaster:

Check my profile for my whatsapp and phone numbers so as to talk better. I don't want to post my number here to avoid being banned by the mod.
okay
Programming / Re: Php Job Vacancy by pulsa(m): 4:21pm On Dec 24, 2018
zerozz:

what about you pm me. I don't really like posting my Contact online
Done
Programming / Re: Php Job Vacancy by pulsa(m): 4:12pm On Dec 24, 2018
not4sure:
✌�
Are you interested
Programming / Re: Php Job Vacancy by pulsa(m): 4:12pm On Dec 24, 2018
zerozz:
yes
hey whats up, could i get your number.
Programming / Re: PHP Developers Needed by pulsa(m): 4:10pm On Dec 24, 2018
BitsMaster:

I do PHP/Laravel/Wordpress but not Mgento.

We need just one magento expert and one or two php laraval developers, we could do remote for the first few months but we would like to have butts in the seat so to say after that period of time, if you are okay with that could you kindly post your number below.
Programming / Php Job Vacancy by pulsa(m): 3:31pm On Dec 24, 2018
I am in need of PHP developers for a full time job offer in lagos, indicate below if you are interested.
Programming / PHP Developers Needed by pulsa(m): 12:38pm On Dec 24, 2018
Hi guys are there any senior php developers available who are specailized in magento?
Sports / Re: Barcelona Bans Ousmane Dembele From Switching Off His Phone by pulsa(m): 3:09pm On Dec 15, 2018
selfmadeboss:
i actually sacked my employee 2 days ago for this reason. people that witch off their phones, hide their last seen on whatapp are shady and potential scammers
Dude you have no legal or special right to any bodies WhatsApp last seen, or even to what they do with their mobile both during work hours or outside work hours.

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Education / Re: NOUN Graduates Will Now Participate In NYSC by pulsa(m): 10:54pm On Dec 09, 2018
BluntBoy:


OK, bro cheesy

I will make sure to continue soon.
Nice

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Education / Re: NOUN Graduates Will Now Participate In NYSC by pulsa(m): 3:52pm On Dec 09, 2018
BluntBoy:


Thank you for the correction.
Hey dude continue your story on how you became blunt boy, I will like to know, I saw your post on that 16 year old boy supporting the church, checked your profile and got hooked on that story.
Business / Re: 7 Differences Between The Poor And The Rich by pulsa(m): 10:38pm On Dec 07, 2018
PotatoSalad:

Imagine a girl saving for 3 months to buy a 30k fone. That's less than $100. A few hours wage in the US angry
Lol so true.
Business / Re: 7 Differences Between The Poor And The Rich by pulsa(m): 5:48pm On Dec 07, 2018
PotatoSalad:

2m is just 6,000 dollars. If you think that's rich, rethink
Yeah there is always that point when you switch from considering the value of things in that poor Naira currency and start considering them in dollars, it reveals just how poor Nigeria and to a larger extent Nigerians really are.
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by pulsa(m): 12:49pm On Oct 27, 2018
I can't access my tma portal.
Education / Re: Unilag Admission 2018/2019 by pulsa(m): 8:17am On Oct 17, 2018
Paul442:
bro go get coc and change ur course ASAP. I hope u saw d message “u must apply for change of course/institution before printing admission letter. Admission can be revoked if d change is not effected online within 2 weeks”. It means u need to change ur course from finance to banking and finance ASAP
Is the change of course form out presently.
Health / Re: Nigeria Among The Top 10 Countries With The Highest Fertility Rates In 2018 by pulsa(m): 10:44am On Oct 13, 2018
grandstar:
The stats are only fitting for very poor countries and Nigerias inclusion exposes the low level of HDI that plagues the country especially in the North.

I know a barber who is finding it hard to cope financially, always hailing me for money.


I asked him how kids does he have and he mentioned 4

I told him that's enough but he disagreed with a smile saying his target was 6 kids. I tried to dissuade him but the smile on his face told me I was fighting a losing battle.

Should I give him money the next time he hails me? I yam confused grin
Nah bleep that asshole, let him work for his money.

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Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Iraqi Boy Murdered Because Of His Feminine Looks, Video Goes Viral by pulsa(m): 3:41pm On Oct 12, 2018
kanubiafra:
what a country pls i want nigeria to send bobrisky to this country as our amb.
Are you daft or just useless.
Education / Re: Unilag Admission 2018/2019 by pulsa(m): 1:26pm On Oct 05, 2018
Is creative art(theater art, visual art and music) cutoff mark together or are they separated I keep seeing conflicting cutoff marks some where they are together and others where they are separated. And what are their cutoff marks.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yahoo Boys And Western Hypocrisy by pulsa(m): 8:52am On Sep 28, 2018
Its 2018 buhari is president, some of you guys are probably f**king dead, Life oh Life.
Travel / Re: Young Lovers Die In A Motor Accident (Graphic Pictures) by pulsa(m): 9:16am On Sep 05, 2018
AllahSWT:
honestly I don't brag in my life
i choose a humble life
i make honest living enough for me and my family at law we don't lack any good thing of life
at least i have visited mortuary twice this year and my brother if you enter inside that place you'll see where and how all life ends
all bragging everything
you'll be humbled by able bodied men lying helplessly like a wood and how the attendant treats and embalm the bodies and trow them like logs of wood.
you'll have a rethink of life cry

nothing is worth in this life than a good life

So much this bro, my father died last year at Ikeja general hospital and when I went to collect his body for burial as his first child, son and next of kin, i was asked to identify him in his casket from a group of casket filled with dead bodies and at that moment I saw the vanity in all life, there I was identifying him because he could no longer talk and identify himself, from a group of dead bodies who could no longer also identify themselves, my father that breathed life and fun anywhere he went and who as a lecturer I had always seen at all times in a commanding position when with his students or colleagues, needing me a very quiet brat to identify him, vanity man vanity.

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Programming / Re: How Do You Process Foreign Payments For Your Saas App by pulsa(m): 7:36pm On Jul 28, 2018
bot101:
If you use 2checkout, you can withdraw with Payoneer.
Thanks, what documents where you asked to submit?
Programming / How Do You Process Foreign Payments For Your Saas App by pulsa(m): 7:12pm On Jul 28, 2018
How do you guys process monthly/yearly recurring subscription payments from foreign based users of your Saas apps
Celebrities / Re: Asa Asika: 'How I Met DJ Cuppy' by pulsa(m): 2:26pm On Jul 13, 2018
I searched asa akira online by mistake, saw an IndecentStar and thought dj cuppy was a lesbian, my oh my what a welcome surprise.

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Webmasters / Re: Nigeria Internet Registrar Targets 1m .ng Domain Registrations By 2023 by pulsa(m): 7:56am On Jul 11, 2018
Rexsul:
is it per month? Sorry I don't have any idea about stuff like this.
it is per year
Nairaland / General / Re: Pipeline Explosion Rocks Sagamu by pulsa(m): 1:03pm On Jul 02, 2018
Buhari na bad luck we voted out goodluck for badluck

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Phones / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Data Monthly? by pulsa(m): 1:50pm On Jun 20, 2018
FADIOZ:
Ntel's double data 1k for 24gb
isn't it 2,000 and by the way how do you subscribe
Programming / Re: If You're A Programmer Come Inside by pulsa(m): 8:41pm On May 06, 2018
abimic:

Hello, sent u a mail
I have not seen any mail send it to smithmayowa20@yahoo.com
Programming / Re: If You're A Programmer Come Inside by pulsa(m): 12:34pm On May 04, 2018
What is your contact no am a software developer
Phones / Re: Which Has A Better Camera Quality In Terms Of Pictures Between Tecno And Infinix by pulsa(m): 9:49am On Mar 30, 2018
SuperSuave:
I want to get a new phone. Things I'm looking for:
1. 2gb ram or more (cos I'm a gamer)
2. Good & sharp camera ( combo of 13mp and 8mp or higher combo)
3. 32gb ROM at least
4. 4500mah+ battery capacity
5. 6.0 screen size with high resolution (combo of 1000+)
6. 4G LTE
7. Android 7.0 or 8.0
8. Octacore
9. Fingerprint sensor
10. 1.5GHz processor speed at least

would have gone for camon CX but the battery is too low for a gamer at 3200mah


Which tecno, gionee or infinix product has the above specs pls?
infinix note 4 or note 4 pro
Programming / Re: Want To Be Part Of Something Huge? Let's Build This Startup Together. by pulsa(m): 4:09pm On Mar 01, 2018
kay0ph:

Thank you pulsa, I'll love to hear and speak with you. I've also been waiting for the first comment on cryptography. I'll love to see some of your works particularly if you've implemented EC prior this time. I'd pushed you a message.
sorry did not see your message
Programming / Re: Want To Be Part Of Something Huge? Let's Build This Startup Together. by pulsa(m): 6:29pm On Feb 27, 2018
I'm a full stack python django web devloper

tech stack:

Django

Python

Machine Learning( NLP with spacy, Neural networks with sklearn and keras)

React JavaScript frontend

Cryptography both RSA and Elliptical curves based implementations.

I would love to work in a Nigerian based startup.

my no is 09037486624
Phones / Re: Best Internet Plan For Heavy Users by pulsa(m): 1:28pm On Feb 24, 2018
SamoaJoe:


I hope they don't stop it soon. All same, I also have a way am using upto 10GB for 500 everyday. That is what I use to torrent and download HD movies. Its quite stressful but I have a method I use to bypass it to make it very easy for me to enjoy. This same plan gives me 155 GB monthly for 7,500.

Since FBT and Free browsing is no longer coming forth, that has been my last hope.
bro could you tell me how you do this.
Programming / Re: In Need Of 3 Web Developer To Work With On A New Project by pulsa(m): 5:43pm On Jan 12, 2018
bet9ja:
I was contacted by a client to develop a web transportation application with some detailed requirements, based on the timeline and studies, I would like to work with a team of 3 developers.


If interested you can contact me on hello@olumide.co.za and i can share more details.


NB: There is a room for an aspirant developer if interested.
I sent you a mail

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