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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by purem(m): 12:33am On May 28, 2018
b937ecztrczapt-1653895 what hurts most in betting is seing one game destroys your ticket.

I feel like crying right now

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Politics / Re: APC Youths In Jigawa Shouting "Barawo" When They See The Convoy Of Sule Lamido by purem(m): 12:01pm On May 20, 2018
malware:


Simple question and you're already calling my Mom... Gush, you need more home training than an android phone... Your parents haven't tried at all.... Very pitiful

Sorry am a vagabond now.

I don't stay at home anymore
Politics / Re: APC Youths In Jigawa Shouting "Barawo" When They See The Convoy Of Sule Lamido by purem(m): 4:42am On May 20, 2018
malware:


Who taught you that?


Your mom

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Preaches To Over 7000 People At ECG Church, South Africa(video by purem(m): 4:40am On May 20, 2018
What is she preaching? Reshaping, modifying your natural body or how to frustrate an innocent man's life

Once olosho is always olosho, been born again can never change that
Politics / Re: APC Youths In Jigawa Shouting "Barawo" When They See The Convoy Of Sule Lamido by purem(m): 4:33am On May 20, 2018
Baraho not barawo in Hausa language means thief, lamido is a big time looter

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Celebrities / Re: Praiz Sign New Artiste To His New Record Label by purem(m): 4:28am On May 20, 2018
What genre is he wants to be singing
Education / Re: Philosophy & Psychology by purem(m): 4:25am On May 20, 2018
Following....
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by purem(m): 3:25am On May 20, 2018
soloqy:
What kind of madness is this ? ->> B99ECTQAATCAT-2450910

Wait o bros how much did you stake on this game?.

Am I seeing 4million or is my eye paining me?

4million wey some of us dey fine to win with 100 naira na in 1 idiot use stake and loss just like dat

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by purem(m): 2:49am On May 20, 2018
herdeyhoh:
Well, I believe we all are entitled to our opinion, we should all move on with this 4M argument.

I have not done this before but my desire to succeed in life knows no bound.

Note: Its not a force compulsion if God lay it in your heart, I will be greatfull to God and the helper.

I stop betting on sport in March, I plan to start Forex trading with IML signals and tools but capital/fund/money is my obstacle.

If anyone have heard of IML before. IML simply means International Market Live. IML provides signals and tools for its customers to trade and make profit monthly.
You can google to do research on it

Subscription/Money to join IML is 100k
Money to trade is minimum of 35k

cc Goldenval Innobets Loopy Isoul and all Millionaire on this thread

Thank you

God will continue to bless our daily hustle

My contact is on my profile

Go do it and succeed na

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh And Her Son, King Andre, Step Out In Style For Mother's Day by purem(m): 8:41pm On May 13, 2018
Dolce & Gabanna
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye: Those Attacking Me On Internet Would Be Sent Out Of This Country by purem(m): 10:52am On May 13, 2018
So now mr pastor you want to be threaning us with fire? By alluding that fire will be raining instead of water isorite.
Crime / Re: LASEMA Is Holding An Accident Drill On Third Mainland Bridge (video) by purem(m): 11:00am On Apr 29, 2018
What all this people gotta understand about this kind of scenario is that no sane person will ever believe the way they underestimate the critical condition, let's just take a look at the one that happened in Australia that's almost took some people there life savings, that's should have serve has an example for you people that is reading this comment
Crime / Re: 2 Jailed For Human Trafficking (Photos) by purem(m): 9:47pm On Apr 27, 2018
Hurrible faces
Celebrities / Re: Black Panther’s Stars Lupita Nyong And Dani Gurira Are In Lagos, Nigeria by purem(m): 7:55pm On Apr 27, 2018
Abeg if this people is in Lagos what could that simply means?

Am I not also in Lagos?

Am very sure that artist that are more popular than them from other country has houses/investments in Lagos.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Smoking Child, Very Funny(video) by purem(m): 7:48pm On Apr 27, 2018
Moneyfem:
SMOKING CHILD

A father who started sending his son to buy cigarettes for him from the age of four caught the boy smoking banana leaf wrapped in paper now that the boy is eight years old. What the father did after catching the boy will shock you.

Watch this fresh episode of Life Experience Comedy Show to see what happened. You will laugh and learn. Please, don't forget to subscribe to the YouTube channel.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfcbPCM3_HU


Am coming lemme check my N100 sub balance first
Romance / Re: I Sucked My Girls Pussy Now Throat Dey Scratch Me!! by purem(m): 7:32pm On Apr 27, 2018
Abednegoomugwo:
3 nights ago me talk say make I suck my babe of 3 years well. I enjoy am me no lie, but now e wan be like feather dey tickle my throat e dey very uncomfortable.
Yesterday afternoon me come dey see small small red rashes in front of my throat the thing jes tire me. My babe na clean girl so me no come understand this kain thing.

Just now me come dey observe my upper lips like say e wan dey swell. E don rish make I see doctor or make I buy agbo.
I jus tire

First son Abednego omugwo


Your village people looking at you like if this will finally take you to the other side

Inside there mind "jeka shi ma wo nan"

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Crime / Re: How I Lost N1.5m To ATM Thieves Through My 11-year-old Son (pic) by purem(m): 1:22pm On Apr 27, 2018


Some people are just crazy

How can you be sending kids to withdraw money from the ATM?

Was it supposed to be a show off?

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by purem(m): 12:11pm On Apr 27, 2018
Don't call your girlfriend tonight, risk that 100 recharge card money on this game.


Booking Number:6ZT398C

Crystal Palace - Leicester City X

West Ham - Manchester City 2

Southampton - Bournemouth XHT & NG

Liverpool - Stoke City 1

Burton Albion - Bolton 1

Fulham - Sunderland X HT

Middlesbrough - Millwall 12 &

Reading - Ipswich Town 2

MK Dons - Scunthorpe Utd 2

Blackpool - Shrewsbury Town 2

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by purem(m): 1:45pm On Apr 25, 2018
OkwaIfugo:



Sorry Sir. Got no time for lectures.
A deep search in google will help you.


But to buy from here read from page 5000 to the current page so you won't fall a victim of scam.


Alright thanks, I've been on the search before quoting you, just need your experience
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by purem(m): 1:30pm On Apr 25, 2018
OkwaIfugo:
$5,000 and above BTC Urgently Needed at N360


Less than is also buyable at N340-355

Fast Payment always.


Hi bro please how do you buy/sell Bitcoin, I would like to invest on the business but dun really how it's done
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by purem(m): 1:18pm On Apr 25, 2018
Quick reminder

I just want to remind you guys, most especially the volatile members of this thread, the ones that came to read comments, the ones that came to check people coupon and even the ones that has nothing to do with his/her life other than to loss money on bet

Lemme not waste your time I just want to remind y'all that very soon this thread will........





















Move to page 1601



Lemme come and be going before all this frustrated lazy Nigerian youths will come for my head.
Properties / Re: 100 Houses Destroyed By Rain In Enugu State. Photos by purem(m): 11:25am On Apr 25, 2018
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Business / Re: 2017 Results: FBN Holdings Reports Massive 178% Increase In Profits by purem(m): 5:54am On Apr 25, 2018
Alright
Romance / Re: Ability To Fvck A Girl above Satisfaction by purem(m): 10:54pm On Apr 21, 2018
@blackpanthar if you fly her to Dubai and spend lavishly on her, do you know that the love between both of you is temporary if she later finds out what you are?

She could aswell make her way back to the poor guy that is good in bed and also feeds him with your money

There is alots of sense in the OPs
Religion / Argument; The Falsehood Behind Jonah's Story by purem(m): 10:14pm On Apr 21, 2018
God told Jonah to go to Nineveh “and cry against it; for their wickedness is come up before me” [Jonah 1:2]. Instead (the Bible doesn’t say why) Jonah jumped on a ship heading “unto Tarshish,”[2] so God sent a great wind which whipped up “a mighty tempest in the sea, so that the ship was like to be broken” [Jonah 1:4].

When the sailors discovered that Jonah had aroused God’s anger by disobeying his command, they threw him overboard where he was swallowed by the whale. Jonah prayed fiercely for three days, so God relented and “spake unto the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land” [Jonah 2:10].

This story brings up rather obvious questions:

1. What kind of fish, if any, could swallow a man whole? and,
2. If there is such a fish, could a man live in its stomach for three days?
3. How the hell did the fish drops him in a dry land?


1. Whales are potentially large enough to be candidates (and, of course, whales aren’t fish; they’re mammals).

There are two main kinds of whales: baleen whales and horned-tooth whales. Baleen whales have enormous mouths and feed on krill, but their throats are only a few inches in diameter.

Horned-toothed whales (odontocetous) have slicing teeth and throats large enough to swallow chunks of fish and gigantic squid. Most, though, are too small to swallow a man whole, except for the sperm whale and the giant beaked whale.


As the giant beaked whale lives only in polar regions, the sperm whale, found anywhere in the seven seas including the eastern Mediterranean, is the primary candidate.

A sperm whale can be 20.5 meters (67 feet) long — 11 times the height of a tall man. Its jawbone is about 25% of its length — up to five meters (16½ feet), so its mouth is large enough to snap shut around Jonah without slicing off his feet or head; its throat is also large enough for Jonah to have slid down, so long as he’s slightly built.

The sperm whales’ favorite foods are the giant squid and the colossal squid, which live up to three kilometers (1.9 miles) below the ocean surface. These creatures can be up to 13 meters (42½ feet) long, but as most of their length is tentacles, their bodies are, at best, 4 meters (13 feet) long and 1½ meters (5 feet) in diameter. So it seems a sperm whale could swallow a man whole.

Other possibilities have been suggested, like the Great White Shark — but whale, shark, or something else there’s an insuperable problem: once swallowed, “Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights” [Jonah 2:17], which raises the second obvious question: how did he survive without oxygen which isn’t to be found in any fish’s or whale’s stomach.

What’s more, for those “three days and three nights” Jonah’s only protection against stomach acids and digestive processes was “the weeds…wrapped about my head” [Jonah 2:5]. They may have “protected” him just long enough for him to die of oxygen starvation. Or, more likely, drowning from gulping stomach acids.

The third question; how did the big fish drops him off in a dry land since whales only habitat is the sea?

But “the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah” [Jonah 1:17]: so it was a fish, not a mammal, especially prepared for Jonah so of no known species. A magical fish with a stomach full of oxygen and — who knows? — fresh water and a buffet banquet as well.

Cc: johnnydon22
Hopefulland
Chemystry
Vaxx
Superhumanist
Sciencewatch
Dalaman
Agentofhalla

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Romance / Re: Poor Man With Facial Disability Gets The Prettiest Girl In The Village by purem(m): 9:11pm On Apr 21, 2018
dazzlingd:
for a moment I thought that was his beards...mehn dafuq, this guy is fvking ugly and should be jailed and tortured for it.

And to think a beautiful girl like this ended with him only shows the power of juju...never ever underestimate the power of jazz to hypnotize people to love.. Oh poor innocent girl, may her eyes be open soon


If anyone should shut da fuckup on this thread you should be the one

How is your brain working?

Are you spending too much time in the sun without covering your head?
Romance / Re: Poor Man With Facial Disability Gets The Prettiest Girl In The Village by purem(m): 9:07pm On Apr 21, 2018
Probably the guy got the diick she's been long for

If something like this could ever happen it is basically because of the diick

Now she will be using the fine guy with money but lacks sexual vibe as ATM

Iyen na 9ce
Romance / Re: Romanceland Is bleeped Up! If I Was A Mod, I Would Have Banned Everybody!! by purem(m): 9:01pm On Apr 21, 2018
Born2conquer:
I created a topic about my erection problem and I couldn't get a sensible comment !!

Just useless comments! Some one life is turning upside down

Not even one comment at all!!

What are you expecting from us?
Romance / Re: Advice Me Merrybet Addicts: I Want To Gamble With My Sister's 25k by purem(m): 8:55pm On Apr 21, 2018
richythePH:
cheesy cheesy

hahahahaha


dude you a clown i swear cheesy


anyone who takes you seriously has leprosy in the brain


Do you have leprosy too?

Why is the word "leprosy" also appears in your signature?


ChildOfDoom:
I'm thinking of stopping virtual soccer because it has brought me nothing but problems. In short, I'm done with bet9ja as a whole. My penchant for dog race, colour and virtual soccer made my life a living hell. I want to focus on Merrybet now


keep trying, after all winners never quit and quitters never win

As for the 25k send it to my account and I will do roll over with it in 1month and make up to 1m and transfer 500k to you

DEAL?
Romance / Re: Must Read!!! Please!!!!! by purem(m): 8:45pm On Apr 21, 2018
Michael781:







but they are curable right?


Your village people has completed there mission

Don't try to bother yourself, Just sit back and relax while waiting for death to come

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