iamchiddy:


every healthy man wakes up every morning with a hard-on and that is what is called morning glory. if your boyfriend does not experience that then he is probably impotent or a transgender.

Na lie joor

iamchiddy:


Also, you will wonder how you wake up every morning with a hard-on for no reason.

do you get a hard-on for no reason.

Uti all the way

E be like say she wan become second virgin Mary

He's on his way.
Wait a little while, and you'll see him.

Midehi:
Mercy Johnson Okojie

a thousand likes for you, she's really something else

MrRhymes101:
lol her "detol" fans

you can say that again

Ok

That's her business

MrRhymes101:
Ya all should free dis babe na! If her hubby is not complaining who r u

Her fans.
If we don't take care of her...who will?

Martins301:


Check me out.

show me what you've got

Frankenstein:
And you always get cheated on and played You don't understand anything. That's the reason you create threads like 'How do I know if he truly loves me?'

Women merely enjoy discussing romantic topics more than men. That's all.

really?

fuckerholic:

who told you that women understand the matters of the heart than men
Is it because you people are so dreamy,fantasizing and so easy to manipulate ? How many women relationship expert do you know ? Men rules over and controls their emotions but women don't.

i stand to disagree with you.

I like average muscular guys, it's sexy to me. Especially when they wear polo, it makes sense.

100Cents:


That third thing is heavy to carry...

No reason am..

are you serious?

100Cents:


My sister, I no get work this Christmas period.

#in Tebirim's voice#,
Pm me, and expect an invite...hope you ve a degree...

SuperMartins:
your rating is totally wrong..kindly re-rate

No, pls kindly recheck

iamodenigbo1:
with magic?

assuming it happened

100Cents:
I will go and seduce my landlord and make him cancel my rent..

Lol. BTW i see you everywhere,
#in mercy Johnson's voice#
you be MTN?

Cos women understand the matters of the heart, more than men.lets say it's an 80%-20% ratio thing

So on point, @op i'm in love with your siggy

tebirim:
Heheheheheheheh you can say that again hun...

so tell me what you will do if you woke up the opposite sex.

tebirim:
PM me and expect an invite.... Hope you have a degree...

For your mind you don dey form employer

tebirim:
You no get work....

give me one

What will you do if you discovered you slept and woke up an opposite sex?

Very funny@smileysmiles