Nawao. Odi egwu

ItsMeAboki:


Like you are talking of your ritualist father and and armed robber uncles; your prostitute mother, aunties and sisters - I hear that there is an opening for a chief impregnator at one of the baby factories; idiot stop wasting time here, while one of them is waiting for service; go fvck her and produce more Bastards like yourself.
Shegiya karuwa yar banza

Idiotist aboki, won't you concentrate on your shoe maker business, your stupid almajiri brothers are so dirty we will soon drive them out of Igbo land. Your real father has died of carrying out suicide bombing. Uncircumcised fool.. thunder fire your entire generation. Dambanza kowai

ItsMeAboki:


And the less fortunate ones are in Asian jails on death row awaiting execution, after being caught with developers powder - just like this one disgracing Nigeria and his tribe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dASnWhwzL-Y

just like your fortunate brothers are herdsmen killing people anyhow and your unfortunate uncles and fathers are boko haram throwing bomb anyhow. Idiot aboki almajiri

NwaAmaikpe:



These ones are obviously jobless.


The true Ozubulu youths are at Ihiala and Okija junction roadside parks extorting money from buses travelling to Owerri and PortHarcourt..

The more fortunate ones are at Port Elizabeth and Bloemfontein selling 'White Gold'.

it's obvious you are suffering from brain delapidation. Well I don't think you know your town because your comment shows you are a product of street affairs. Mind how you address people idiotist

There was fear and pandemonium this morning in Ozubulu ekwusigo Lga of Anambra state as gunmen Invaded a local Catholic Church St Philips Catholic Church ofufe Amakwa and killed dozens of worshippers. The whole community was taken unawares as these daring gunmen opened fire and took the lives of innocent men, women and children whose only crime was to come and worship their God. The reason for this genocide is yet to be ascertained as at the time of filling this report but there were speculations that it could be one of the many unabated and unchallenged killings by the sons of futajallon the Fulani herdmens while others are pointing fingers to an aftermath of a drug dealers war that has been going on in South Africa which d man that built the church attacked in the person of high chief aloysius ikegwuonu aka Bishop of south africa who is one of the major players in d beef in far away South Africa that has claimed the lives of many.. emerging facts has it that mortuaries in the community has been filled up with the bodies of dead people killed in this heinous crime. More updates soon

They came back at the wrong time......recession things

There's nothing hot here, it's even irritating

After feigning breakup come dey sing one love for us...anyways they're better together

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it's all about choice.... other than let the play escalate to insult what do I do

I BLOCK THE DAMN FELLOW

LastMumu:
Eat = Energy and taste?

Newspaper = North East West South Past and Present event Report?
What the _fuck is the meaning of this foolishness? Paper is just paper, it has no bloody acronym!

And the _fuck is 'Objection Killed' for Ok? Ok is the short way of writing 'Okay'.
Who ever compiled this _shit needs to be shot!

See as ordinary write-up take dey pain you... you ain't the only one who knew that OK is short form of OKAY quietly exit without making noise

Kyllahmc:
We are all beggers one way or the other.

I beg to disagree with you... we all ain't beggars

naira land is not responsible for your addiction to masturbation,you chose to be active only in the sexuality section if that be the case. it cannot be accounted for your backsliding or whatever there are educative rooms here...you only made your choice....YEA YOU DID

Jonathan did not lose out cos he didn't listen to the Masses. As a matter of fact he really tried both in his rule and acceptance of defeat. If Gej had won Nigeria would ve been boiling. If only buhari will do half of what Gej did for the northerners for us,then I really see a better Nigeria. @ peole screaming for Biafra,ve a rethink I totally concur with the op " we are not united at all" greed envy jealousy revolves within us. Biafra can never be the answer but will only bring war

pureguide:
I was carried away by the movie carolin shoes, mercy johnson was just making me happy, and I was already enjoying my christmas before this incident. I don't know what to say. I was speechless. Everything got burnt including the meats inside it. The only surviving meat was the ones I fried and didn't put them in the stew. See photos below

So sorry for your stew.
But i don't blame you, that movie is so interesting and captivating.

tempem:

That wan is raw......
Besides, how has been the day?

Cool1 how about you?

tempem:

Now this is funny....
swell keh?

Yes na.

donmalcolm21:
The average ibo man down east see drinking garri as a sign of poverty.

Drinking garri no be poverty but allowing the garri to swell up, before drinking.

chrisbaba1:


So vote for who? The clueless coward? Even if buhari isn't as good, I would desire to see Jonathan out simply because Nigeria needs to gain control of its leadership, not men imposed on us by corrupt schemes. Plus Jonathan has led us for 6years, half of yaradua nd his own four years, but nothing to show for it, another four years of this man is gonna be terrible, he will ruin this country and consolidate corruption.

Sai buhari

Do not be clouded with hate. You can attest to the development works of Gej why open yourself to hate.

ajayiopy:

Gej filling till 2019 will only bring more blood shed let him go we don't want him

And you think his losing out will bring peace?

atlwireles:
Change the tribe of Goodluck Jonathan and 90% of his adversaries will be slaying cows for him daily. This is Nigeria, we all know the game.

GEJ till 2019.

Very true. They prefer staying in darkness with their "own" in power than embrace another tribe with significant improvements.

Buhari is an agent of balkanization and retrogression. Nigerians should shine there eyes.
Buhari spared president shagari b/c he is hausa/fulani
and sent, vice president Alex Ekwueme to prison cos he's igbo.
Buhari sent Ambrose Ali and Adekunle Ajasin to prison, even though the tribunal he set up discharged and acquitted the duo.
In the case of Pa Ajasin, he was discharged and acquitted twice, but was still sent to jail. Yet he spared many northern politicians from his draconian rule. Buhari denied Tai Solarin access to his medicine and treatment even though he knew Tai was an asthmatic patient before he was imprisoned.
Buhari said in 2008 that abacha is not corrupt and didn't steal any money from Nigeria, why wouldn't he say so when Abacha is no less hausa/fulani.
Buhari toppled a democratically elected govt and is the only head of state who never planned a transition to democracy yet he wants to be president under a democracy. What if Adusalam Abubakar chose to be like Buhari and not plan a transition and hand over to civil rule, Buhari would have graciously served under that military govt like he served under Abacha's govt of tyranny and wickedness.
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Do you know that if there was no Buhari, there may not have been an IBB as military head of state and there may have been an abacha as military head of state?
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Imagine that Nigerian has been practising democracy since 1983 till date, wouldn't we have made considerably progress as a nation?
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It was buhari who destroyed that democracy and imprisoned anybody who dared to request for transition to democratic rule.
Atiku Abubakar in some weeks before the APC presidential primaries told APC delegates not to vote for a religious bigot like Buhari.
Buhari didn't build any refinary in Nigeria, he only commissioned it. The refinary project has been ongoing for over 6 years before he toppled Shagari's govt. Inflation under Buhari in 1984 was 40%. The only credibility Buhari has to his name is the war against indiscipline which ofcourse was selective and inequitably applied depending on whether you're from the north or south. If not for buhari's lack of vision and foresight, Lagos would not be experiencing the kind of traffic and gridlock it's experiencing today. It was Buhari who refused the approval of the Lagos metro line project in 1984/85.
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LET'S BE WISE: BUHARI IS BEING REPACKAGED IN BEAUTIFUL CARTONS OF LIES AND DECEIT. Buhari can only take us back, never forward. Let's be wise and look beyond his meekness and gentle look and see that A VOTE FOR BUHARI IS A VOTE AGAINST THE LABOURES OF OUR HEROES PAST.

OrlandoOwoh:

Some of the lecturers that taught me who happen to be former students of Soyinka always eulogize him to the extent we felt jealous. Jonathan is a public figure, how many people apart from his wife has said he taught them?

the fact is this that if those students should come out and testify, people like you won't believe but call it another political strategy- cos you've opened your minds to illogical reasons and fail to recognise the good works.

Does it really matter if the students testify or not? The point is this -that Gej will remain in office and finish the good works he has started.
No one remembers prof. Soyinka's tutors, lecturers or his student but HE. Nigerians should hold unto GEJ'S good works and allow him complete them.

Clinton594:
1. MARKET PLACE :
Trust me on this and you can try it then share your adventure. A woman is so insecure at the market place, she's vigilant at any movements around her taking notice of the people who touch body and snatch handbags/purses. The last thing she's going to do is give you the attention.

2. UNDER THE SUN:
9ja no be yankee where you can just move up to a lady walking or standing under the sun and start yabbing nonsense. She'll just look at you like a conductor shouting Oshodi , no be person go tell you say sun dey puncture woman skin wella.


3. AT THE BANK :
Lols, Abeg no go paint your dignity black joor. Imagine Nigerian bank where almost all conversions are sounding like whispers and every one dey form English teacher. You wan begin dey chyke woman. who tell you say na only she dey hear wetin you dey talk . just pray she doesn't make a scene. if she does, your own don be oh .

4. IN THE PRESENCE OF HER FRIENDS:
An average 9ja babe go like play hard to get in front if her other babes, She go feel like KingKong blowing you off and you know what follows suit for the other ladies.
Ehe, sorry for you if you gbagaun ... no be person go tell you wear face cap dey find your way if you no wan receive the biggest laff of your life.

5. IN THE LADIES SALOON :
Hehehe , if you've been trying to catch up on a lady and she purposely walks into a saloon..... my dear brother its not the same as she walking into a supermarket/store.
Sir, just turn around , live to fight another day

Noted.
Abeg give us the list where they should toast girls.

fairheven:


Don't just posit on jona been a better option,defend your position.

I don't ve to rant about what Goodluck has done, it's obvious. I insist that the oppositions are exploring insecurity matter to sabotage his efforts.

iamrealdeji:

Someone to share thoughts,problems with?well,thats part of it,but I may not even take a girl's advise that serious,the reason why I can date is for sex and getting away from loneliness

That's not fair!

duduhemit36:

purityyyyyyyyyyy......or yo surpotin im bkos iz a christian

No, it's not all about religion, it's about who's fit for the work

Alcatraz001:
Even if Buhari loses next year,I surely know that some ibos will be killed and am very happy about that as these ibo pple hate Nigeria to the point of wanting us to suffer for 4 more years under Jonathan.

What have the Present generation of Yorubas andd Hausas done to the ibos to warrant this much hate and bile? Is it our fault Ojukwu took you thru a senseless war and 3 million souls were wasted?
Are ibos not seeing how bad things have gone in this country for the past 4 years? Christmas is next week and everywhere is so dry.Jonathan and his ibo ran government have looted all the money in the coffers of the Country.

I am rest assured of one thing,as long as this country remains one,the ibos would never ascend the throne as they have shown us how much ill will they wish this country.We are watching.

I trust the northerners to displace millions of ibos next year at any sign of rigging or manipulation of the election results.

Buhari/Osinbajo till 2019!!!

I also pray that when the millions of igbos will be displaced that it should get to you, then you will ve a rethink.

Whether Yobe endorses him or not what will be will be. GEJ will surely transform Nigeria to the promise land. #join jonathan's journey#

maestroferddi:
I am tired of telling these Buhari's/APC supporters to get a handle on their premature excitement.

There is no way Buhari can match the PDP in two month's time. In Nigeria, time hardly runs against the state. The way the presidency is structured in this country is such that the powers resident in the office is prodigious.

While people are venting their frustrations on the social media asking for change that is not happening next year, the political grandmasters in PDP know when to make their moves. At the nick of time, the horse-trading would begin and all the speculations flying all of over the place would count for nothing.

Most key political figures in the north know that Jonathan is not leaving the villa next year. They are playing their cards very well so as to be well-positioned in 2019 - just four short years away. The rest are wasting their time and resources swimming against the tide.

Obasanjo is yet to formally join the opposition despite repeatedly lambasting the ruling party. The old fox is merely using an unwary opposition as a pawn to salvage some lost political relevance. He has been in the saddle before and therefore can see the futility of Buhari's endeavour.

Thank you so much for this piece. A word is enough for the ****