KINGinVAHALA:
Hmmm, never thought I would be doing this on nairaland, but who am I to go against life and nature? lol

On this precious date, some twenty something years ago, you were brought to this beautiful world.
Your arrival to this world brought a brighter light to it and chased away darkness,
your arrival to this world brought smiles to the face of the saddens,
your arrival to this world brought hope to the hopeless,
your arrival to this world brought victory to the defeated.
You wear a crown of grace,
you are a doubt dissolver
you make bad seems good
you make impossible a non existing world.

On this day, I wish you a blissful birthday celebration,
may joy and blessings never seize from your life
may you grow above mountains
may happiness reign supreme in your life
may you never lack
may abundance of whatever you wish for chases you to anywhere you abode.

Within you, I have found the perfect friend,
Someone who I know will be there to the end
And that are not just thoughts I hope will fulfill
But thoughts that will stand forever still
Still as the wind on a hot summer's day
Still as your friendship I will never betray
Still as the characters in a photograph
Still as your breathless, silent laugh,

Within you, I have found the perfect friend,
A mind I can comprehend
A person I see is so much like me
A mutual relationship so carefree
Carefree as a child who questions the world
Carefree as a scream that goes unheard
Carefree as an adult blessed with dreams
Carefree as water flowing downstream,

Within you, I have found the perfect friend,
With whom I can be real and never pretend
You have always been someone unique from the rest
You hold a piece of me no other can possess

Within you is reason to live every moment in time
With you the life I want is always mine
Within you, I have the perfect friend
With you, I see myself to the end.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMAKA; OPTIONAL1!

Nobody gives a flying fucck.

Olosho dollyjoy, I'm sure you took more than 50 pictures before you managed to get 1 fine one. That's why you don't want to take it down abi? But many of us here know how fugly you are! Irate skank!

Lsofdk:

your ass na gold, if yes how many carat

I'm worth more than gold hun, but I'm no gold digger tho.. Buh I aint messing with broke niggaz either

SillyeRabbit:
*farts while licking ass*

If you send them PM toto don sure for you o

Laveda:


You're a clown.

because I chose to help your poverty stricken life? You keep sharing that your gutter cunnt for free naw? Do something to help your ministry see how fast you're ageing

Zceesneh:
may we do quckie here, *slap her ass*

Sorry dear, I'm celibate

So while you shameless lesbians are gargling his dick, ireneony can be licking his asshole. The pay is too good for gutter skanks like you. $100 in this economy is more than enough to pay for your overused bodies.


Cc dollyjoy ireneony laveda

Laveda:


What happened to your mouth?

You can't suck?

He enjoys having dirty skanks suck his dick so I'm totally out of the equation. That's where you and dollyjoy come in

Warriz ashewo number 2 aka Dollyjoy and ashewo number 3 ireneony

Laveda:

The man just wants someone to suck his dick and he'll cum on your face. I know you're a fucckin lesbian, so don't worry about penetration.

vargasvictory:


I don't do Sandy P's either
I'll pass

Oya pass na? What are you still doing here?

Lsofdk:

i no dy see anything, rotate

You'll have to declare your bank account balance sheet before I show you

Where're those olosho's ireneony dollyjoy and laveda? I get alhaji for una o, carry that your smelling toto report here now!

Smellymouth:
Pussiesandy:::

Can't you see it on my dp?

vargasvictory:

It's 12:22pm where I'm at

Who cares where you're at?

vargasvictory:
The day broke and now it's noon

Noon? At past 6pm

Someone should gist me abeg.