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Religion / Re: List Of Churches And Their Stand On Homosexuality by Qkeyxyz: 4:20am On May 13, 2013
plaetton:

Another broken record.
This is probably the biggest load of crap I have come across recently on this forum.
This is why I hardly mock Islam. A typical moslem knows and understands his religion.

You and your kind, on the other hand, display a level of ignorance about your religion that is simply astonishing, to say the least.
I have asked you before, upon whom and what philosophy does christianity rests on? Jesus or some other?
Surely, Jesus spent most of his life preaching love, tolerance, kindness,inclusiveness, etc, what you , today, call secular values. Not so?

What on earth is christian love without all of the above? shocked
How can you bold-facedly repudiate the very core teachings of Jesus in public, and still call yourself a christian?


In the context of the issues on this topic, what is the relevance of this quote?



And what exactly are these strict christian doctrines you boast about?
Let me guess: Spread enough intolerance and hate in this life in exchange for eternal bliss in Sugar Candy Mountain, sorry, I mean heaven, right?
Or is it sexually molesting young faithfuls, blackmailing and financially sapping the faithful in the name of Jesus?



What gibberish is this
What are you drinking?



Another gibberish.
Who , and when were these so-called christian definition of love articulated?
Was it by Jesus, Paul, Constantine, The early church fathers, the Popes or the latter day pentecostal fraudsters?

When did all this spiritual mumbo jumbo creep into christianity?
And who are the custodians and interpreters of these spiritual mumbo jumbo?

And what is more important to you and your fellow christians?
The simple humanistic life and teachings of Jesus, or the spiritual mumbo jumbos that followed after his demise?


You have forgotten that Jesus did not sorrounded himself with like-minded drones, but reached out unconditionally to people considered sinful and unworthy.
I guess you have not read that part of the bible, huh?

You are also ignorant of the facts that the early christians went out of their way to recruit criminals, convicts, prostitutes and all manners of social outcasts, in order to highlight the inclusiveness of their new humanistic philosophy that emphasized love for all.

Infact, for this very act of openness to the rejects of society, the christians were accused of all manners of sins like homosexuality, beastiality, and all manners of perversions, in order to garner public outrage , condemnations, and then pave the way for their eventual persecutions.
The rest is history.

You are one very ignorant and confused christian.

You should be thoroughly ashamed that you need an atheist to educate you about the core essence of your religion.

If Jesus were to sneak back into the world today, he would definitely be a secular humanists, democrat, human rights activist, and a staunch environmentalist: ironically, the very kind of people you and your type fear and despise so much.


^^^

Oh boy!! grin grin grin Wonders shall never end oo.
You! an avowed atheist, who argues that the person of jesus never existed as a historical character, but as a figment of our fairy tale imaginations, yet here you are staking all your logical and moral energies to convince me that you have a better personal knowledge and relationship with this same jesus and taking upon yourself to educate and preach to me to realign myself with this jesus?? Is something not wrong here?? shouldn't it be other christians preaching this christ to me??

Mehn!!, this sure looks like multiple personality disorder oo. grin grin grin

And I thought @logicboy was crazy...,

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Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 10:31pm On May 12, 2013
Chai!! grin grin
I'm still LOLing @
obadiah777: SHALALALBABABABABAOPRAPAPAPAPAPAPAASHABABABABABA ASHABABABABA OPROKIAHAHAHAHABABABA

Obadiah the clown.
Religion / Re: List Of Churches And Their Stand On Homosexuality by Qkeyxyz: 8:47pm On May 12, 2013
plaetton:

This is absolute nonsense and i am surprised that brother(?)Goshen is somewhat supporting this crap.
Let me ask all you, especially mr "christian" Qkeyxyz,
What is a christian or christianity without the teachings of Jesus himself?s

If you, as you just did, repudiate love, tolerance, kindness, inclusiveness, the core teachings of Jesus, then you have just repudiated Jesus himself. Not so?
So, I am asking you guys, WTF is your christianity about?
Jesus and his humanistic teachings are the center of gravity upon which the religion founded on his name should rest.

I have said it before, And I will say it again, Any teaching or philosophy , that, as an adjunct or suppliment, contradicts in any way, the essential teachings of Jesus, are null and void.

So , its time that you start asking yourself whether you are a follower of Jesus or some other adjunct of the christian message.

#The sum of all flaws in your argument is in equating secular values with christian values, and this is why I INSIST that these churches; yes churches they may be but DEFINITELY not CHRISTIAN CHURCHES, have no clue whatsoever.

When you preach love and tolerance, you automatically assume this is the same definition as christian doctrine does. Na lie oo. There is love of the world and there is christian love and these two are not the same meaning(likewise other virtues like tolerance, peace, kindness, etc). As a christian, when we relate with non-christians then we have to apply secular values, which means non-religious/non-spiritual meanings in how we relate with them, and scripture makes distinctions between secular and christian values:

"Peace I leave with you; My peace I give to you; [size=13pt]not as the world gives[/size] do I give to you. Do not let your heart be troubled, nor let it be fearful.(John 14:27 )

[size=13pt]Do not love the world nor the things in the world[/size]. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him.(1 John 2:15 )

And Jesus said to them, "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's." And they were amazed at Him(Mark 12:17)

but when we deal with [size=13pt]fellow christians,[/size] then we must apply strict christian doctrines, for christianity is a CHOICE of strict discipline. So if you choose this spirituality, then you MUST subject yourself to it's rigors. Like paul puts it:

But [size=13pt]I wasn't talking about unbelievers[/size] who indulge in s.exual sin, or are greedy, or cheat people, or worship idols. You would have to leave this world to avoid people like that(1 Corinthians 5:10 )

Now, love according to secular(love of the world) definition is: tolerance of values and doctrines that are contrary to your values. It is a system of coexistence between people of diverse philosophies that do not agree with eachother. On the other hand christian love means: [size=13pt]To choose[/size] or [size=13pt]to prefer[/size]. Which means you must choose between opposing values, you cannot have them both, and this is [size=13pt]strictly for christians[/size]. So to choose to apply or follow the christian doctrine strictly, or to mandate your fellow christian to follow the christian doctrine. This is christian love. You see why these churches are not christian??

If the state wants to approve homosexual marriages and they can amend the laws to do so, then good for them. The state is secular and meant to accomodate people of different leanings. But they must not call it a CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE nor mandate christain bodies to endorse and celebrate these marriages. So I say it again; any church who celebrates homosexual marriages within itself is not a christian church, It is either an arm of the government or it is a satanist church. period.

So bros, You are just a "new age religion" trying to hijack christianity, like these so called churches. Already you are describing christ as a humanist, etc grin grin
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 3:27pm On May 12, 2013
obadiah777: HEBREWS 10 VS 7 Then said I, Lo, I come (in the volume of the book it is written of me << NOT JUST THE NEW TESTAMENT. THE WHOLE BOOK.

SO I ASK AGAIN. HOW CAN YOU BE AN ELECT WHEN YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE AGAINST HALF OF CHRIST ? SMDH cheesy cheesy


23But before faith came, we were kept in custody under the law, being shut up to the faith which was later to be revealed. 24Therefore the Law has become our tutor to lead us to Christ, so that we may be justified by faith. 25[size=13pt]But now that faith has come, we are no longer under a tutor[/size](Galatians 3:23-25)

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Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 2:58pm On May 12, 2013
obadiah777: YOU DO ERR. THAT VERSE IS NOT THE WHOLE WORLD. JUST THE ELECT. AND FROM READING ALL YOUR POSTS YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT AN ELECT COLOSIANS 3 VS 12 Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering; << WHO THE WHOLE BOOK OF COLOSIANS IS REFERING TO. THE ELECT. OR FIRST FRUIT OR FIRST RESSURECTION wink wink wink YOU DO ERR NOT KNOWING SCRIPTURES OKEYXYZ. THAT VERSE FROM COLOSIANS AINT TALKING ABOUT YOU.

UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU ARE PART OF THE FIRST FRUITS, THE LAW STILL APPLIES TO YOU.

I am 100-percent new testament christian, therefore 100-percent Elect. I disregard the Laws of Moses 100-percent, I do not deny the powers(signs and wonders) thereof through faith of the christian doctrine. What more do you define an elect by?? Unlike you who still follows the laws, even worse; you deny the powers of the christian god by re-casting them as symbolic representations rather than actual events.

They will act religious, but they will reject the power that could make them godly. Stay away from people like that!(2 Timothy 3:5 )

Like I called you out before: new age spirituality. grin grin

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Religion / Re: List Of Churches And Their Stand On Homosexuality by Qkeyxyz: 2:46pm On May 12, 2013
Churches who think they are christian. grin grin
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 2:28pm On May 12, 2013
MostHigh:

Yashua observed all the above

Wetin come b your own?

Lawless fellow.

Yes, Yashua became the personification of the laws, he observed them and he died, signifying that the Law has died and therefore abolished.

having canceled out the certificate of debt consisting of decrees against us, which was hostile to us; and He has taken it out of the way, having nailed it to the cross(Colossians 2:14 )

So the christ we follow is not the one who lived according to the law but him who is free(the resurrected one) from the law.

Therefore from now on we recognize no one according to the flesh; even though we have known Christ according to the flesh, yet now we know Him in this way no longer.(2 Corinthians 5:16 )
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 2:11pm On May 12, 2013
MostHigh: :

A good bible dictionary can only define words.

It takes the Holy Spirit to discern the correct context and true translation.

obadiah777: BROTHER, I WOULD GIVE YOU 1000 LIKES BUT I CANT. POIGNANT POINT. THE HOLY SPIRIT IS WHAT DISCERNS THE CONTEXT AND TRUE APPLICATION. BIBLE DICTIONARY CAN ONLY TAKE YOU SO FAR. LIKE YOU CAN TAKE A HORSE TO THE RIVER BUT YOU CANT FORCE IT TO DRINK

A man who still subjects himself to the laws of moses and it's interpretations definitely does not know the holy spirit. You guys are still ruled by human traditions and moralities of thou shalt not..., thou shalt not....
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 2:06pm On May 12, 2013
obadiah777: ALL THESE THINGS YOU ARE QUOTING YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN. FOR EXAMPLE, SPEAKING WITH A NEW TONGUE. NOW WHILE YOUR CARNAL MIND ASSOCIATES NEW TONGUE WITH 'NEW LANGUAGE', THE LORD ONLY DEALS WITH THE SPIRIT. IT WILL BEHOOVE YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR PHYSICAL APPLICATION OF SCRIPTURES IS YOUR SHORTCOMING. THE LORD DEALS WITH THE SPIRITUAL. SO WHEN THE LORD SAYS YOU WILL SPEAK WITH A NEW TONGUE IT MEANS YOUR SPIRIT WILL START SPEAKING DIFFERENTLY FROM WHAT IT NORMALLY SAYS MEANING YOUR SPIRIT IS NOW QUICKENED, MEANING YOUR SPIRIT IS NOW HOLY NOW. YOUR SPIRIT IS SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE. SO SPEAKING IN TONGUES MEANS YOU ARE QUICKENED AND SANCTIFIED AND NOW SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE LORD. MEANS YOU ARE A NEW PERSON NOW, NO LONGER A CARNAL PERSON. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU START SPEAKING SHALALALBABABABABAOPRAPAPAPAPAPAPAASHABABABABABA ASHABABABABA OPROKIAHAHAHAHABABABA <<< THAT AINT SPEAKING WITH NEW TONGUES. THATS VAIN BABBLINGS. YOU DO ERR OKEYXYZ SMDH

grin grin grin @SHALALALBABABABABAOPRAPAPAPAPAPAPAASHABABABABABA ASHABABABABA OPROKIAHAHAHAHABABABA

I know exactly what speaking in new tongues is. It simply means: you shall speak a new message, a new law, a new values system, which is the gospel of Liberty from the law(unlike you who is still a preacher of the law). It is a thing of wonder because we no longer feel guilty/condemned(infact, god is glorified) when we do the things we used to feel guilty about when we were under the law. ie: abstenance from food, clothing, unclean animals, ceremonies, drink, sex, etc.

"AND IT SHALL BE THAT IN THE PLACE WHERE IT WAS SAID TO THEM, 'YOU ARE NOT MY PEOPLE,' THERE THEY SHALL BE CALLED SONS OF THE LIVING GOD."(Romans 9:26, Hosea 2:23 )

Therefore no one is to act as your judge in regard to food or drink or in respect to a festival or a new moon or a Sabbath day--(Colossians 2:16 )

So you see bros; I sabi dis tinz pass u. wink
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 12:56pm On May 12, 2013
obadiah777: THE SIGNS AND WONDERS YOU NEED ARE BEFORE YOUR EYES. THE WORLD. WHAT YOU MY FRIEND ARE LOOKING FOR ARE MAGIC TRICKS. I HAVE A SCRIPTURE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU
MATTHEW 16 VS 4 A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas. And he left them, and departed. <<< THATS YOU BROS OKEYXYZ cheesy cheesy cheesy

You forgot to say:

“These signs will accompany those who have believed: in My name they will cast out demons, they will speak with new tongues; 18they will pick up serpents, and if they drink any deadly poison, it will not hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover.”(Mark 16:17-18 )

God also testifying with them, both by signs and wonders and by various miracles and by gifts of the Holy Spirit according to His own will.(Hebrews 2:4 )


Why would it be called signs and wonders if they were not literal. It means that such an event disobeys all natural, scientific and conventional laws that man bases his wisdom, confidence and doubts on.

Looking at them, Jesus said, "With people it is impossible, but not with God; for all things are possible with God."(Mark 10:27 )

And to help you into a better understanding; the passage you quoted refers to people who after knowing the truth and it's capabilities to work wonders but still would not go it alone with the gospel; rather waiting for god to demonstrate first. Thus they are without faith.

And without faith it is impossible to please Him, for he who comes to God must believe that He is and that He is a rewarder of those who seek Him.(Hebrews 11:6 )
Religion / Re: Are Atheist Any Different From The "Famous Doubting Thomas"? by Qkeyxyz: 12:38pm On May 12, 2013
@OP,
Atheists have nothing in common with "doubting Thomas". Thomas was a religious guy. He had to be for him to even follow Jesus, only that different people have their different measures of faith. That Thomas was not willing to go the whole nine yards with his faith does not automatically make him a friend of the atheist.
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 12:25pm On May 12, 2013
obadiah777: 44 And they that did eat of the loaves were about five thousand men. [DID jesus give them wealth] LOAVES IS THE WORD. AS WELL AS MILK, MEAT, HONEY, BREAD AND OIL. THEY ALL MEAN THE WORD. HE PREACHED TO FIVE THOUSAND OR SO MEN

45 And straightway he constrained his disciples to get into the ship, and to go to the other side before unto Bethsaida, while he sent away the people. [how do u interpret this] TAKE THE WORD TO BETHSAIDA AFTER THEY HAD WATCHED HIM PREACH TO THE PEOPLE HE JUST SENT AWAY. THEY GOT AN EXAMPLE ON HOW IT IS DONE BY WATCHING HIM, NOW GO AND TAKE THE WORD TO BETHSAIDA

46 And when he had sent them away, he departed into a mountain to pray. . [HOW DO YOU INTERPRETE THis]
SENT THEM TO BETHSAIDA WHILE HE WENT TO PRAY ALONE

47 And when even was come, the ship was in the midst of the sea, and he alone on the land. [how do yu interpret this]

AND WHEN HE CAUGHT UP WITH THEM ,HIS DISCIPLES WERE SPREADING THE WORD TO THE PEOPLES WHILE HE WASNT.

48 And he saw them toiling in rowing[THIS]; for the wind was contrary unto them: and about the fourth watch of the night he cometh unto them, walking upon the sea, and would have passed by them. [THIS] HE SAW THEM STRUGGLING AGAINST THE REPROBATE AND BELLIGERENT ROWDY SCOFFERS AND HE WALKED UP TO THE SCOFFERS AND BATTLED THEM

49 But when they saw him walking upon the sea, they supposed it had been a spirit, and cried out:[How do yu interprete cried out] THEY SAW HIM BATTLING THE ROWDY BELLIGERENT CROWD AND PREVAILED AGAINST THEM, SOMETHING ALL 12 OF THEM COULDNT DO, AND THEY WERE SCARED THINKING HE WAS SOME DEMON ( THATS ONE DEFINITION OF A SPIRIT = DEMON )

50 For they all saw him, and were troubled. And immediately he talked with them, and saith unto them, Be of good cheer: it is I; be
not afraid. [how do yu interprete it is i be not afraid]
DONT BE SCARED IT IS ME, THE SAME ME YOU KNOW, NOT NO DEMON, DONT BE AFRAID

51 And he went up unto them into the ship; [did he go up into the word] and the wind ceased: and they were sore amazed in themselves beyond measure, and
wondered.
INSTEAD OF LEAVING THEM ALONE TO PREACH BY THEMSELVES HE JOINED THEM AND THE PEOPLE RESPONDED POSITIVELY TO THEIR DOCTRINE AND THEY WERE HAPPY WITH THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEIR CONFIDENCE STARTED GROWING. BEFORE HE LEFT THEM ALONE TO SEE HOW THEIR FAITH WOULD BE BUT THEY FAILED. NOW HE IS TAKING THEM BY THE HAND, BABY-STEPS. DOING IT WITH THEM AND THEIR CONFIDENCE IS GROWING.


THERE GO YOUR ANSWER DESIKA wink

grin grin grin chaii!!! Obadiah off the hook, in full blast. Weapon of mass destruction(of doctrine grin grin ) unleashed...
Bros cannot differentiate between Jesus teaching in parables/prophesies versus eye witness accounts narrated by his disciples. I'd said it before that you are not christian(btw, you never said you were). This is typical new age spirituality. They like to identify with Jesus but actively seek to appease popular culture and out of fear of being labelled "fairy tale believers" they now re-cast Jesus's miracles as symbolic rather than factual.

Fact is: the whole concept of god is useless without "signs and wonders", else there is no god. Why don't you just come out straight and tell us you are an atheist?? instead of surreptitiously eroding the demonstrations of the supernaturality of the christian god and doctrine.

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Religion / Re: The Law Was Nailed With Christ, Why Hold On To Some? by Qkeyxyz: 10:21am On May 12, 2013
The Law includes the Ten Commandments and every ordinance that followed it. All are abolished and done away with. Every law that was given by\to Moses, starting from exodus(you left out exodus). This means that all definitions of the law are no longer valid. The definition of righteousness and sin are no longer as the law defined them(or as we understood the law).

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Religion / Re: PHOTOS: Emissaries Of An Iconic Religion - By Adolphos Opara by Qkeyxyz: 11:29pm On May 10, 2013
nice thread. I'm quite educated. Well done. smiley

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Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 2:34pm On May 10, 2013
obadiah777: IN THAT CASE YOU ARE A REPROBATE BECAUSE BIBLE ITSELF TELLS YOU THAT IT INTERPRETS ITSELF. THOSE VERSES YOU QUOTED HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BIBLE NOT INTERPRETING ITSELF. THOSE ARE ABOUT SOME PEOPLE BLINDED SO THEY CANT UNDERSTAND THE WORD.

grin grin In that case, jesus himself must be the chief "reprobate" because I operate on his mandate and leadership.

And nowhere has the bible ever interpreted itself. It took the coming of apostles to give the true meaning of the prophesies, and this is why they faced persecution by the jewish authorities who felt the christians blasphemed their holy scriptures. Otherwise the new testament would not regard the old as shadows.
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 2:26pm On May 10, 2013
obadiah777: ALL VAIN OPINIONS. AS AN ELECT YOU ARE ALREADY SAVED FROM THE WORLD. YOU HAVE ALREADY YIELDED CROPS. ALL YOU ARE DOING NOW IS CHILLING AND WAITING ON THE SECOND COMING SO THE KINGDOM CAN BE HANDED TO YOU. YOU ARE WAY PAST THE 'FALLING ON SOIL AND YIELDING CROP' STAGE. ITS LIKE TELLING A NEUROSURGEON TO GO AND STUDY HIS ABCs. THATS RET-ARDED. THE ELECT ALREADY YIELDED FRUITS. I SUGGEST YOU STUDY REVELATION CHAPT 11

You err. As an elect, I am saved from the world(the law) but the rewards in the kingdom of god will be according to how I'd exercised this talent freely given. Have I actually walked in the liberty to which I was called or do I supress this liberty? Remember the parable of the talents?? Whether you are rewarded or punished, you are still in the kingdom of god.
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 2:17pm On May 10, 2013
obadiah777: YOU DO ERR NOT KNOWING SCRIPTURES

2 PETER 1 VS 20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. <<< WHAT THAT MEANS IS THAT DONT COME UP WITH YOUR OWN VAIN OPINIONS. SCRIPTURE INTERPRETS ITSELF. IF YOU SPEAK NOT ACCORDING TO THE WORD IT IS BECAUSE THEIR IS NO LIGHT IN YOU. THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO STUDY TO SHOW YOUR SELF APPROVED SO THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO LINK PRECEPTS UPON PRECEPTS WITHOUT PUTTING YOUR OWN VAIN OPINIONS

LWKMD!!!
I still maintain that bible does not interpret itself but for the elect to do so.

And He said, "To you it has been granted to know the mysteries of the kingdom of God, but to the rest it is in parables, so that SEEING THEY MAY NOT SEE, AND HEARING THEY MAY NOT UNDERSTAND(Luke 8:10 ).

But to this day whenever Moses is read, a veil lies over their heart; 16but whenever a person turns to the Lord, the veil is taken away(2 Corinthians 3:15 )

Peters words simply indicates that interpretation must be according to the ONE spirit that flows in all the elects. No one of them has a different spirit to give a different interpretations, leading to confusion.
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 1:54pm On May 10, 2013
obadiah777: AS AN ELECT YOU DONT NEED TO FAST BECAUSE YOU ARE SEALED. THOSE WHO NEED TO FAST ARE THE NON-ELECT

No!! as an elect we have been given the awareness(spirit) of truth, not shadows. This awareness we did not get by effort, but it is up to us to actively walk the path of this awareness so as to profit from them, in 30 folds, 60 folds and 100 folds.

And others fell on the good soil and yielded a crop, some a hundredfold, some sixty, and some thirty(Matthew 13:8 )
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 1:46pm On May 10, 2013
obadiah777: YOU DO ERR
ISAIAH 28 VS 10 For precept must be upon precept, precept upon precept; line upon line, line upon line; here a little, and there a little: <<< PRECEPT MUST BE UPON PRECEPT. THE BIBLE INTERPRETS ITSELF. EVERYTHING THAT IS USED IN ONE PART IS CONFIRMED IN ANOTHER PART >>> 2 CORINTHIANS 13 VS 1 In the mouth of two or three witnesses shall every word be established.

Yes the bible follows precept upon precept, but it does not interpret itself. Understanding is given to the elects to find the true meaning of the "dark sayings, symbols and shadows" that are parables and prophesies. You my friend, are twisting literal works into symbols instead of vice versa.
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 1:33pm On May 10, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: Reasons why he walked on the water:
“Mark tells us that when the disciples saw Jesus walking on the lake, [size=13pt]they thought He was a ghost. They cried out, because they all saw Him and were terrified[/size] (Mark 6:48-50).

GBAM!!!
you see am @obadiah?? The event was clearly literal as to evoke the reaction as above.
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 1:23pm On May 10, 2013
obadiah777: YOU ERR NOT KNOWING SCRIPTURES. YOUR POINT ONLY APPLIES TO THE FIRST FRUITS FROM THE EARTH. NOT THE WHOLE EARTH. ONLY THE ELECT. THE REST OF US ARE STILL GUIDED BY LAWS UNTIL THE CORRUPTIBLE INHERITS INCORRUPTION IN THE SECOND COMING. UNTIL THE TERRESTRIAL BECOMES CELESTIAL. SEE, THE ELECT ALREADY HAVE THEIR CELESTIAL BODIES.

Okay, fair enough. I was speaking as an ELECT. For me and my kind(fellow elects), the true fasting is to abandon the Laws of Moses. For everyone else, they can continue to follow fasting as defined by the traditions of the law. Mind you; even that version of fasting works quite well but it's effects and scope are limited but the effect and scope of true fasting(for the elects) has no limits.

for bodily discipline is only of little profit, but godliness is profitable for all things, since it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come(1 Timothy 4:8 )
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 1:13pm On May 10, 2013
obadiah777: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MIRACLES AND MAGIC

PSALAMS 78 VS 2 [size=13pt]I will open my mouth in a parable[/size]

precisely my point cool You are misinterpreting eye-witness accounts of wonderous events as some parable or prophesy told by jesus. These guys clearly [size=13pt]saw[/size] jesus walk on water, not that jesus [size=13pt]told them[/size] he walked on water.

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Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 1:01pm On May 10, 2013
obadiah777: ISSUE 3 - HAS BEEN DISCUSSED AT LENGTH IN ANOTHER THREAD. FASTING WHILE AMBIGUOUS IN THAT YOU CAN FAST FROM ANYTHING IN LIFE. YOU CAN FAST FROM S-E-X, YOU CAN FAST FROM FOOD, YOU CAN FAST FROM DRINKING ALCOHOL ETC ETC. YOU CAN FAST FROM ANYTHING. FASTING JUST MEANS 'ABSTAINING' FROM SOMETHING YOU DO ALL THE TIME. HOWEVER BIBLICAL FAST THAT DRAWS YOU CLOSER TO GOD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FOOD. NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY ABSTAINING FROM FOOD DRAWS YOU CLOSER TO GOD. THE FAST THAT DRAWS YOU CLOSER TO GOD IS A HOLY FAST. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? IT MEANS YOU STOP DOING ALL THE WICKED THINGS YOU DO. YOU STOP BEING SINFUL. YOU FAST FROM YOUR SINS. THIS IS THE FAST THE BIBLE IS TALKING ABOUT. LETS GET PRECEPTS. JOEL 2 VS 15 Blow the trumpet in Zion, declare a holy fast
JOEL 1 VS 14 Declare a holy fast; call a sacred assembly

This is nice. The real fasting is to desist from your sins. But even what people regard as sins today are not the real sins that concerns god. The real sin to desist from is The Law of Moses because it has been legally fulfilled and abolished by Jesus through his death. So the only way to become a saint is to no longer be guided by the values and definitions of thus law. You are still a sinner for as long as you want to keep this law, ...for the power of sin is the law(1 Corinthians 15:56 )
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Qkeyxyz: 12:53pm On May 10, 2013
obadiah777:
ISSUE 1 - DID JESUS WALK ON WATER LITERALLY ? WHAT KINDA MAGIC TRICK IS THAT ? IS THAT WHAT THE BIBLE IS REALLY TALKING ABOUT ? NO IT IS NOT. WHAT IS WATERS ? LETS GO PRECEPT UPON PRECEPT
REVELATION 17 VS 15 And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the LovePeddler sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues. WATERS IS A MULTITUDE OF PEOPLES. SO THE WAVES WERE ROUGH AND ERRATIC MEANING THE PEOPLES HE WAS PREACHING TO WERE REPROBATE BELLIGERENT ROWDY SCOFFERS, HOWEVER HE WALKED OVER THE WATERS, HE CALMED THE WATERS, MEANING HE PREVAILED OVER THE PEOPLE AND CONVINCED THE GAINSAYERS AND SCOFFERS. HE WALKED OVER THEM. HE PREVAILED OVER THEM. HE CONVERTED THEM ALL. AND THATS WHAT THAT MEANS. HE AINT LITERALLY WALK OVER WATER. HE IS THE LORD BUT HE DONT DO CHEAP MAGIC TRICKS.

Bros this your interpretation in in error. First of all, if you are gonna believe in the jewish or christian god, then you must believe in miracles, else you don't really believe in this god, you are just like the new-age religions and "spirituals" who love to identify with Jesus but actively seek to appease popular culture because they are ashamed of being mocked as believers of fairy tales, therefore they resolve that the supposed miracles of the bible were mere symbolic expressions.

Now regarding the event of Jesus walking on water, the principal flaw in your analysis is that you equate this event to a parable of Jesus, or some prophesy. If this was so, then we could interpret as symbolic but this event was eye-witness accounts of activities and wonders performed by Jesus. They are 100-percent literal. Jesus did walk on real water, not symbolic water as in a parable or prophesy. The ministry of jesus is useless without power to back them up.

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Religion / Re: Mother, Sons And Uncles Of God by Qkeyxyz: 12:17pm On May 10, 2013
^^^
Obviously you are making humor. So I oblige you with some laughter grin grin grin
Good one though.
Religion / Re: Mother, Sons And Uncles Of God by Qkeyxyz: 10:47am On May 10, 2013
There are two versions of Jesus:

Jesus of the flesh, that lived according to human nature and by the law. It is this jesus who was the son of Mary and Joseph and brother to John, etc.

Then Jesus who became God, He was born of the Father God, through the holy spirit, at the resurrection.

So the first jesus is not the same as the last. Seeing them as the same is the error and lie embedded in the minds of most christians.
Religion / Re: Is Re-incarnation Biblical? by Qkeyxyz: 10:20am On May 10, 2013
From_Guiriga: Man...I think spirits take place in a body. So the spirits of Elijah might have been present in John. I'm not sure if that is reincarnation thou. As in a physical flesh and blood, I don't think its supported biblically.

The spirit of a person is the person actually. It is the person's mindset, conscience and behaviour. So John the Baptist was Elijah completely. Therefore reincarnation is biblical and christian.

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Religion / Re: What Is Being A "Free Thinker?" by Qkeyxyz: 7:40am On May 09, 2013
inurmind: Hi op, I personally believe a freethinker could be independent of any of the recognized beliefs. As much as you can say most freethinkers are atheists, not all atheists are freethinkers. Some just hold on to all theories that discredit the existence of a god without challenging them.
This remains my favorite definition of a freethinker:
Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and without fearing to understand things that clash with their own customs, privileges, or beliefs. This state of mind is not common, but it is essential for right thinking; where it is absent, discussion is apt to become worse than useless.-Leo Tolstoy (On Life and Essays on Religion)

Good! good!!
Religion / Re: A Question For The 'Believer'... by Qkeyxyz: 10:48pm On May 08, 2013
^^^
Not mocking you. I'm enjoying your post.

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