house10s:
After a month u finally gather money for 500 naira data.

Yes I scammed your papi!

BegAt40:

What's your problem?!
Hey, this is not Nairaland of the old anymore. We now hate women and we make sure that you all know that you're all useless and lifeless baboons.

Life hard huh?

Relationship bad eh

Heeeey!

(double click ignore)

It wasn't a morale, it was a real life incident,

Imma need you to stop going to the ganja farm Vic,

Google,

You need to stop passing out your ganjas girl,

Sharing isnt always good,

Apparently as many lacks,

Glad that is not A REQUIREMENT,

Koyoke,

Bite me! (laughing) That why you bald headed!

Hmmm,

Check your wallet Mygoldie!

It not required to answer questions on Nairaland

You know you gotta pay in dollars right Dsense?

I can say the same thing about you, ^^^

It doesn't make it true,

Okay,

Changing scene back to Google's chained wig scenery,


Koyoke,

Did you take care of that situation that you was supposed to take care of, REMEMBER?

The question wasn't for you,

Consider the source is all I can say,

Dsense is just tired,

He will come back for some mo azz whooping,

I see you still laughing from the roaches attack huh?

Just because I make a statement does not mean I think it funny,

I agree when you said that it based on interpretation of whom ever reading it,

The day is glorious, I take it yours are the same,

and by the way,

Just like I expect his phone calls during breaks, he expects me to answer when he calls, IF I DON'T ANSWER, he will call me about fifty times or call my mother fifty times until one of us ANSWER THE PHONE,

When we do answer, IS EVERYTHING OKAY DO I NEED TO COME HOME? I am like chile I was washing my azz, can I wash my azz in peace? But that my husband so I deal with it,

Nigerian men SUPPOSED TO BE THIS ALPHA MALE bullchit, SO WHY BLAME A WOMAN who supposedly be a subservant citizen?

You wannabe Alpha males make bad publicity,

That was funny?

No,

My husband always call me during his breaks so I expects his phone call if I don't get it then I do think something is wrong,

That why I tell men all the time don't start nothing you are not willing to continue,

You men are pathetic,

(raise up my WWF belt and do a split)

Definitely sound like Mr cock when he do pidgins,

Just his voice seems to increase in octave,

God showed me my husband,

He do not need to tell A PERSON TO TELL YOU,

He can tell you directly whether it through a dream, picture, voice, or whatever it is that HE need to do to get your attention,

A pastor can tell you in confirmation what you asked of God, But he SHOULD NEVER TELL YOU WHO TO MARRY,

(clicks ignore)

I do agree Dsense,

That why I said, I am married to a Nigerian man, so what should that tell you,

Come on baby, this is 20 points question,

Not speaking to you at this moment,