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Religion / Re: Praying For The Dead by radar5(m): 1:26pm On Jun 21, 2012
It is good you started and ended it yourself. Is this SIZWE NBASI IS DEAD? Pure monologue,boring!
Politics / Re: Why GEJ Is Unfit As President In 1 Sentence by radar5(m): 2:20pm On Jun 20, 2012
He studied animals,so he has solutions for animals.
Politics / Re: Will Any One From South South Ever Rule Nigeria Again by radar5(m): 2:09pm On Jun 20, 2012
If not that some fine personalities were born in the SOUTH,Jonathan has given us enough conviction that they are clueless. He has roving head under roving hat and attitudes so sheepish and tasteless. May he never go beyond this term.Mtchew!
Religion / Re: Kill Any Muslim Whether Boko Haram Or Not, They Are Only Pretending. Read This! by radar5(m): 1:53pm On Jun 20, 2012
Your anger is volcanic. Who told you those who died were mainly Christians? For someone who lost his beloved,only God has the right consolation. Sheath your swords,we are brothers. God help this nation.
Romance / Re: Men/is It Love Or Acts? by radar5(m): 1:28pm On Jun 20, 2012
Whether love or action,all depends on maker of individual. Whosoever is coarse can't be fine. It is our inbuilt traits that control us. You can't force yourself on a person or force him to love you.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by radar5(m): 7:37pm On Jun 19, 2012
For the guy,confusion raped bad weather.He asked for fever where death was being distributed.OMG!broke my rimmed glasses!
Romance / Re: At What Age Did You First Fall In Love?? by radar5(m): 4:26pm On Jun 19, 2012
At 12, with a clean mother of one near my house.
Literature / Living-dead And Kill-joy. by radar5(m): 1:58pm On Jun 19, 2012
Different parents gave birth to GOOD and BAD.GOOD was a prettily ugly and fearful boy,because of great flaw in his creation,he was always alone.
BAD on the otherhand was an angel,smoothly beautiful from cradle,she was down wicked but has good charm on whoever was fascinated by her.
When they grew up,wickedness of BAD had risen beyond clouds,people was fearful of her,though she was precious on account of her legend beauty but no suitor came.GOOD was everybody's boy because of his good nature but nobody prayed to naturally have him as son on account of his worsening ugliness.He was was a worst monster.
So GOOD had to marry BAD as the only choice left,BAD equally found best choice in GOOD,at least for security reasons.
On the wedding day,CONDITION consummated the wedding,they gave birth to only son who was named RECOMPENSE.
And God blessed the union,as wedding gifts,He gave their son longest life-span.Thus,when we all die,RECOMPENSE won't stop to pursue us.
Islam for Muslims / Re: I Dont Think Ahmadiyya Are Muslims by radar5(m): 3:25pm On Jun 18, 2012
Niyi53,that Jesus didn't die wasn't in contention.Allah categorically said he was not killed,nor crucified but was raised to heaven and was made to appear so to his assailants.
It is instructive for you to read latest English translation of the Holy Qur'an published by Ahmadiyya supervised by the current successor to Ghulam Ahmad concerning the death of Jesus.
Romance / Re: The Competition Between Single Ladies & Married Women For Attention/guys... by radar5(m): 2:53pm On Jun 18, 2012
Does that mean that if going absolutely naked helps keep your husband,you won't mind doing it.Shouldn't there be some moderation?
Romance / Re: Null by radar5(m): 1:16pm On Jun 18, 2012
Sorry pal.It was pathetic. Consider these:-
What if he was unknown,what would you do?
What if he had shot you,what would you have done?
That he did not shoot you,he had little conscience. By not shooting you he put himself in a precarious situation,he may be arrested and prosecuted.
Anytime he sees you,he would be wondering why he didn't kill you because its memory would haunt him.It is good your fiance didn't know him.
If you have the opportunity of meeting him,swallow the pains,embrace him,have personal discussion with him,if there is chance,pour your pains onto him,ask him what led him to that,let him know many of his colleagues in the business may have done more than that to people he adores.
Finally,let him know the secret holds,but he could live better by stopping because he has good great name to make in life.
By that you will be relieved of the burden of both the trusts and pains.
Sorry once again.
Romance / Re: The Competition Between Single Ladies & Married Women For Attention/guys... by radar5(m): 12:57pm On Jun 18, 2012
What the singles want.They have common factor-adultery.

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Jokes Etc / Twitter Logo. by radar5(m): 11:42am On Jun 18, 2012
In my university days,there was a colleague of mine we named Tradition.Throughout our university days he didn't come to school in his Yoruba outfit only six times.On Thursdays,he would come in Esiki(a slightly flowing top),on Fridays, he would come in Agbada(Obasanjo uniform when he was president).
Then we had a visiting lecturer from OAU.The man was a 1960 stuff,stubborn and blunt with outdated principles. We called him Baba Fash.He handled a 5-unit course.
Baba Fash normally came Wednesday to Friday.This time,we were about to write our exams,so Baba Fash only came on Friday to collect our course project files which was the course's exams,to study everything and send the results on Saturday.Worse still,he was to go to US on Saturday nite.
He gave us an hour to re-evaluate our results,we knew he wouldn't stay beyond that.Ten minutes to go,there was long queue on Baba Fash's table.A minute to go,he had entered his car,then our rowdiness surrounded him.Tradition was still sweating with his results.When Tradition looked up,Baba Fash had started engines,as he wanted to run,a terrible wind came assisting one side of his gown to be caught by loose part of the class suspended lighting,the other was held by top window pane.He became flying bird.The anxiety coupled with his movement aggravated his case.His lace did not tear,we couldn't rescue him,surprisingly Baba Fash came to us,look at Tradition,shook his head and said:
'Finally caught in your web.Sorry I can only help you next session.'
He drove off.
Jokes Etc / Hot Salad. by radar5(m): 10:47am On Jun 18, 2012
One day I visited my girlfriend who was madly in love with me.She asked what I would like to eat,but I don't eat outside my home,that is my tradition. She wanted me to name anything food,she would prepare it.I stood on my feet. But when she mentioned salad,my curiosity took better part of me.
It was new to me,I knew it was a marriage of some cabbage and a certain cream,how she would prepare it was equally interesting to me.
Just wanted to satisfy my curiosity,I said:'I don't mind that,if it is hot.'
So pals,hot salad doesn't exist!That was how I opened my mouth like ink jar and in surprise,too.
Till now,when she says salad,we would laugh it off,people won't know.So don't let people know and share it not.please.
Romance / Ladies As Painters. by radar5(m): 7:08pm On Jun 17, 2012
We should be grateful to science and technology for some comforts of today.Lots of things have improved. But,it seems technology lives majorly for ladies. In their accessories you see wonders of civilisation.
I have particular interest in how they decorate their lips. You can't deny that some ladies paint deftly than Michiavelli. If you want good interior decor design,just ask a lady that if she wears multicoloured cloth,how would she paint her lips,then you would understand what I mean.
So guys how do you view it?If it fascinate you,what fascinate you,if it doesn't,why?
Share your view.
Family / Strictly For Ladies:what Role Do You Enjoy Most. by radar5(m): 6:47pm On Jun 17, 2012
Women have fine yarn of compassion.Women are mothers,house managers as well as a pillars to their husbands.
Ladies,put your mind on the table on this debate,which role do you enjoy most:being mothers or managing domestic affairs or giving your husbands all the reins. You may add more. Tell me.
Religion / What Role Does Intelligence Play In Religion. by radar5(m): 5:29pm On Jun 17, 2012
When God created man,He gave him as gifts these three things:wisdom,intelligence and understanding.Then God appeared,unfortunately man did not recognise his Creator.Up till today,man still argues as to the identity of God.So which of the gifts makes recognising God difficult?
Literature / Re: Whats The Most Interesting Novel You've Ever Read? by radar5(m): 2:23pm On Jun 17, 2012
Numerous indeed.Let me take them by Series.
PACESETTERS, The Hopeful Lovers,On the Road by KALU OKPI.
AFRICAN WRITER SERIES,Weep not Child by Ngugi wa Thiong'o because it was a classic.
Flowers and Shadows by Ben Okri
Measuring Time by Helon Habila
Soyinka's The Trials of Brother Jero
Robert Ludlum's The Moor's Last Sigh
The Client,The Broker.
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Ur Advice Urgently by radar5(m): 8:28am On Jun 17, 2012
Take it home and enjoy your fortune.You reaped part of the two thieves' loot.Welcome subsidy to your home.
NYSC / Re: Who Else Did'nt Do It In The Course Of Service? by radar5(m): 8:19am On Jun 17, 2012
So if you were fascinated enough,you would have done it!Sorry pal,you did actually do it because you had wanted the experience.Well it is not too good to flow with water.You are not my hero.
Islam for Muslims / Re: I Dont Think Ahmadiyya Are Muslims by radar5(m): 5:24pm On Jun 16, 2012
We should all know why death of prophet Issa is important to the Ahmadis.
First,without believing that prophet Issa died,how would Ghulam Ahmad claimed he was the Mahdi the Quran told us.
Second, because of the Ghulam ambition and his knowledge in western education and his access to books written by past Islamic sects.such as the Muttazilites,Kharajites,whose major works found root in Greek philosophy,he found accomplishes in British Government,who not only financed his project but also helped him established his satellite television to distribute his fallacies.
Their Mahdi died without the dreaded Dajjal,and yet life goes on.That is enough to put them on the right path.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by radar5(m): 3:47pm On Jun 16, 2012
As salam alaykum,although I entered into this thread late.
It is important to know that no lady is perfect.The prophet (SAW) said women are like rib bones,attempt to straighten them breaks them.
It is essential a lady possesses beauty enough to earn your pride,she must preponderantly be of healthy faith,she must be industrious and be of good commitment to matrimonial projects,
Above all,she should be amenable and possess great understanding.
Always marry a lady that is ready to learn and apply.
Politics / Re: Femi Otedola, Sue The House Of Reps For N1trn by radar5(m): 1:12pm On Jun 16, 2012
What is bad in investigating Otedola?We know him and his manner of doing business.If he is clean,he shouldn't fear investigation.If God sees you are clean,let people also see.

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