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What strange or funniest thing you have done when listening to your favourite music? Lemme start first. Just before I had my first girlfriend,I heard Lionel Richie's Hello. I came to like it and it became my favourite. Whenever I am listening to it,especially when I am away from home,tear would run down my chubby cheek. |
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Wanted to be an industrial chemist or a chemical engineer. I read Chemical Engineering but now a safety professional in a private downstream oil and gas company. Don't like it cos I dreamt of becoming a University teacher. It still irks me till now! |
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[i][/i] Yes... Babalawo. Yes.. Yeepa! This one is making incantation o! Haa! He's now licking one big cow horn with red cloth tied to one end o. Hey! He's warning not to delete the game! Is this the same Babalawo you are talking about? I dey gbadun the Babalawo's shakara sha. ![]() |
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There are teo fighters poised for showdown,there is a field big enough to contain their spoiling and spectators are swarming,what else? This is not a time to say 'I am going to beat you.' Go ahead and do it. For a party that started from Zero,that its now going to zero shouldn't bother us. PDP is completing a cycle. Like ductile material,its thining out at the centre,worst failure! I can't wait to see good riddance to PDP's bad rubbish. I just wish other coming up parties learn. 1 Like |
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Khutbahs are reminders as well warnings to us. Let's share from that khutbah you heard that made you weep. Let me start first. It was when I was in the university at Ogbomoso. It was a jumat service at Ogbomoso central mosque. The Imam was talking about Allah's punishment to those who join partners with him. The Imam related when Abu Mutalib,the prophet(SAW) uncle was about to die. The prophet(SAW) was touched for the pain because he had stayed through thick with the prophet(PBUH) but he didn't believe Allah. Upon Allah's love for his prophet,HE allowed the prophet(SAW) to rub his hands on Abu Mutalib's body,that wherever prophet's hands touched in his body won't BURN IN HELL. But,the prophet (SAW) forgot his heels. On that account,Allah will wear slippers of fire for him and the fire will burn him to his head. I imagined the pain,I wept. Since then,anytime I want to bath,I would remove my slippers for water to drench my heels or else I feel I am being roasted. |
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Isn't it possible for men to do away with jobs of unprecedented risks? See the pics.
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Any lady with good beauties within and outside is simply hot. Whereas,a lady devious inside and with good insane body is deviously hot,just only little roasting from her one enters hell. |
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Don't worry,shock added to it. He shall receive unbelievable healing. You shall not cry. |
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Bunch of idiots. Those governors,when they should be busy with state progress their wither senses rake dirt. Both males and females are good for pigs pen. Nonsense! Mtcheeeeeeew! |
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...Strange thing happens. Strange thing happens where |
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Stale and dry like arid! |
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Love is not dead,it exists.It It exists where it is not abused.When I was growing up,love doesn't come from expression,rather it comes from commitment and dedication and even being responsible. When we found fun with foreign culture,love becomes unsacred,it begins to form main conversation of two 'lovers' under infatuation.When you call a lady,she wouldn't believe you love her until your call ended with I LOVE YOU. So it gets worse that even on bed with another person,they would still mouth the same words to their unsuspecting partners. Love is like a very quality product that you sweat before you can get,but gets duplicated by unscrupulous people that it become paper,defaced and devalued.But those who have the original maintains it. I observe that most of would-be-couples that make I LOVE YOU their anthem don't go far. What of ladies who want free cash without sweat,whose legs you open not with show of love but of cash.or those whose hobby is s€x,men wouldn't love universal socket just as ladies won't like universal charger. Love exists,take time to find it. |
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Ladies!You can't describe them enough.They are nothing but objects of vainglory. |
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If Nigeria were to be woman,and you have the privilege of seeing her,how do you think she would look? Come on tell us in simple language. |
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No bearer of burden can bear another man's burden.Be courageous,pray for your God is closer to you than anyone else.God help you. |
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A lawyer was passing by in his Limo Stretch when he saw two men eating grass.He asked his driver to stop,approached the men. 'Why are you eating grass?' The man asked. 'Because we have no food.' One of them answered. 'Oh.Sorry,you can follow me to my house.' 'But I have wife and seven children.' One of them said. 'I have wife and eleven children.' The other one said. 'No problem,you can come with me. 'The man replied. After long wait and the trouble of mounting the limo,they left. 'Thank you.You are the most generous heart I have ever seen.' 'Don't worry,I pity you for that mean food,I have got hectares of that,they were ten foot high.' |
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maclatunji: ^I think you mean hijab implies piety not that it means it. That would be a very narrow definition.Yeah,using hijab means you follow one of Allah injunctions,people see you as pious.hijab unlike some velvet blinds is not meant for decoration.Just know that using it with warped morals is a great desecration.People see you as an Islamic flagbearer.You see what I mean. |
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If you are a true believer,go to a corner,explain what you are going through to Allah,tell him what you you want,then recite laqodijakum once.You shall surely laugh.Wa salam. |
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My engineering mathematics lecturer when I was in the university once asked me with utmost seriousness: 'So 2x2 gives 4?' I said :'Yes Sir.' Surprised I was. Share yours with this great family. |
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A woman walked into a pharmacist. 'Give me cyanide.' 'Cyanide?What for?!' 'I want to kill my husband.' 'Can't give you.That is against law,my license would be withdrawn,you and me would be in jail,you want to sour my reputation.Can't give you!' The woman dip her hand in her wallet brought out the picture of the pharmacist wife and her husband in the act. The pharmacist looked at it and said:'you didn't tell me you have prescriptions.' |
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Even in most cosy apartment,like sitting on bare floor,like wearing my shorts to anywhere even moon. 2 Likes |
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A priest in a small village kept ten hen and a cockerel which he tended at the backyard of his house.He was fond of them. One Saturday night,the only cock got missing,the priest suspected foul-play he decided to raise the issue on Sunday. After the Mass,the priest raised the issue. 'Is there anybody here with cock?' To this all men stood up. 'I didn't mean that',he said,'is there anybody who has seen cock? To this,all women stood up. 'I didn't mean that,I mean do we have anybody that has seen another person's cock?' To this again,half of women stood up. Confused,he said:'I am sorry for that.I wanted to say has anybody seen my cock?' To this,all female youth stood up. |
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What a way to save cost! |
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This is a surprise.As you were going higher,you must have known he was going farther away from being your dream man,yet you didn't stop him from wasting his energy and resources on you. He withstood greatest love trial which I know none of your dream husbands would pass. Did some spiritualists foretold you that? We all toil for a purpose,we hope to reap the reward of our sweat. Did he tell you he would assist you with no strings attached? If not,beware of Somebody who knows how best to extract revenge. Hmmm! |
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One may stumble when he begins to learn,afterward one becomes master.Apart from the fact that it shows modesty,won't you be happy to follow the command of your Creator? Learn to wear it and your status shall be enhanced. As the hijab means piety,make sure your mind is pious. |
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Reasonable. |
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A bishop has just been transferred to a church because the congregation there found hobbies in lying. So the new bishop was given the task to redeem them. The first Sunday service the priest asked them all to read and digest the 17th chapter of Mark against the following Sunday service. At the next service,he asked them 'if you have read the chapter,stand up for the Lord. All stood up,except just two members. The priest shook head,smiled and said 'onto you standing the Lord send me.Your book of MARK goes beyond 16th?' |
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True of all African leaders not of Africans in general. We have many good firsts.Leadership ruins us. |
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