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Politics / Re: We’ll Work For Peter Obi’s Emergence As President – NLC, TUC by randomtot(m): 10:23am On Jun 29, 2022
LegendHero:
Lol.

I remember back in 2018 when NLC president (this same Ayuba Wabb) claimed he will mobilize 6million workers for Labor Party back then in 2019 election, I am not sure if that party got over 100k vote in the general election.

They have started promising Obi Pandora too while forgetting state governors always keep the state NLC/TUC in their bag and they dictate their tune.

I will see who will influence Lagos workers to vote Obi Pandora for example when most of them are card carrying members of APC.
Let the APC and PDP members that are workers keep voting in incompetent and corrupt leaders then. However, they should be the happy in the accompanying and continuous poverty!
Politics / Re: Workers In DPR, PPPRA, Others Begin Warning Strike Over IPPIS by randomtot(m): 2:48pm On Aug 15, 2020
Amspecial:
So nobody saw dis for the whole news na dis one catch my attention, like seriously? Nigeria and nuclear for the same sentence na paradox infact na irony infact is not possible, we they talk of nuclear abi corruption? Just talk say una day find ways to steal money! Nuclear regulation my black asss
"Nigerian Nuclear Regulatory Agency (NNRA)"
Your ignorance is legendary
Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by randomtot(m): 11:16am On Feb 28, 2020
Kindly check INXBU4EE1AZ277822 for me. Thanks.
Autos / Re: Free VIN Check And Auto Report by randomtot(m): 1:19pm On Apr 24, 2018
Chairman, please check this VIN for me: 4T1BE46K58U211009. Thanks
Crime / Re: Ekprimma Koko: "Uyo Doctor Akpanobong Molested Me While Recovering From Surgery" by randomtot(m): 6:17pm On Oct 20, 2017
MhizzAJ:
What joy do they derive in molesting kids undecided

How do they get away with that for years

Some patients must have been sedated while they were sexually assaulted

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Chairman, kindly assist with JT2BG22K8Y0483529. Please ignore the first post.Thanks.
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by randomtot(m): 8:10am On Aug 14, 2014
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Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by randomtot(m): 4:22pm On Jul 01, 2014
Chairman, please kindly assist with this VIN; 4T3ZF13C4YU289828. Thank you.
Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by randomtot(m): 11:33am On Dec 22, 2013
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Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by randomtot(m): 9:56am On Nov 25, 2013
Chairman, please kindly help with this VIN; 1NXBR32E26Z596931. Thanks
Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by randomtot(m): 2:13pm On Jun 27, 2013
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Education / This American Life-rudolf Okonkwo (saharareporters) by randomtot(m): 9:09am On Jun 14, 2013
This American Life By Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo
Posted: June 6, 2013 - 02:43
Columnist:
Correct Me If I Am Right By Rudolf Okonkwo

You come to America, young and dashing, on full scholarship, finish school, get a great job, marry a glamorous spouse, have cute children, and retire at a young age with a great pension, portfolio and posture.

…And live happily ever after. Yes champ; rub it in.

For the rest of you, life abroad is a crest of trajectories.

You come into America, by air, by sea, or via a midnight sneak-in across the Mexican border; fooling the Minute Men and Lou Dobbs all at once. You come to school, to join your spouse, to work after winning the Green Card Lottery, or to raise your hand at the airport and claim persecution in your own country because you are a Mormon as well as a leader in MEND.

You behold America the beautiful. The triple-decker burgers and the giant cup of coke and cars that are wider than your village road and you wonder what took you so long to get here. You get on with schooling. For now any cheap school will do. You study the things people who came before you say brings money – the things Americans do not want to study- to prepare you for the job Americans do not want to do. You hear nursing, bloody, nursing. You say, bring it on. You get on with marriage - the convenience marriage- discovering that you married three persons at once; the person you thought you married, the person your spouse really is and the person your spouse becomes because you got married in this America. For work, you do anything for a dollar; fast food restaurant, drive a cab, guard the parking lot of company executives younger than you, even care for the disabled, breaking your back to pay the bills.

Then reality hits. The dollar is not adding up. There’s more going out than coming in. Time is running. Letters, emails and phone calls are enveloping you from home. School is done; where is the job? Your accent is a problem. Racism is real. You’re finally squeezed in. Corporate job at last. Work place politics really sucks. Meanwhile, the American spouse is gone but your residency is established. Now where do you find someone to marry for real? A Blind date? E-harmony.com? Town conventions? What of picking up someone from your village? But these are all packages which content you cannot ascertain. Somehow, you settle with one. Honeymoon over, now what is the state of the marriage? First mission accomplished, now what next?

You start a house in your village. A big house. You sink in any money you can get. Some of it goes to the house but most of it goes to your family member who is supervising the construction. It costs more than it will to buy a comparable house in America. You afraid to calculate how many days you will sleep in this house in your life time. You say, Tufiakwa. It will not be your portion. You need to do it not just because everyone is doing it – your daddy is demanding it. He’s asking you to wipe away the shame on the family’s face.

Your daddy dies. Your dentist extracts a tooth.

Then America begins to reveal itself quietly. Oh tribalism again; discrimination at the work place. Your head touches the virtual ceiling for immigrants. You now understand affirmative action. Kids come but housemaids are tagged slavery, who will care for them? Now you have day care, mortgage, after school sport activities, mid-life career crisis, more phone calls from home, and marital problems. If only some of these can wait. You can call marital problems by its real name- money problems entangled with control problems, decision making disagreements, tasks and privileges, status problems and in-law problems. Maybe you will stay home with the kids. Maybe your mother will come and help … and incense your spouse.

With caning banished, you raise teens with your hands tied to your back. Marital problems persist because as your fortune falls that of your spouse rises. You have done your calculation. Something has to give. You try selling real estate. You prepare taxes. You sell insurance. You run out of contacts. You buy cars from the auction and ship them home. You get duped by friends and family. Nothing is adding up. Fast insurance fraud deals? You try other businesses on the side, but total dedication is needed. You quit your job entirely and start a business. Cleaning business. Staffing business. Medical equipment. Home Health business. Escort service. Oh, these taxes, running costs, government paper works and lack of patronage by your own people.

Marital problems persist. You wish you had married the lover you left in Nigeria to come to America. You take the divorce option. Half of your wealth is wiped out. Now rages the battle for visitation rights, alimony and child support. You’re estranged from the kids because of the stories your spouse made up against you to win custody. But you keep paying up. You have no option. You start afresh. A new apartment. Maybe a new spouse? No, that can wait. Your classmate at home becomes the CEO of a multinational company. A chieftaincy title follows and you wonder what happened to you.

You consider a fast 419 advance fee fraud deal. You remember those acquaintances still doing time in US prisons. You hold off. You dream of a contract from the government at home. You write a proposal. You get in touch with an old classmate who has done well.

Home looks attractive. The people you left behind are doing better. You conveniently forget the majority who are not making ends meet. You are overwhelmed. High blood pressure is diagnosed. High cholesterol. Heart problems. Another tooth is extracted. You join the gym. You stay away from garri and farina. You join a church. You can be a pastor too, but you don’t like that lifestyle of pretending to be what you’re not. Life is no more fun. You go home, dabble in business, in politics, in entertainment.

You are burnt. You return. You start afresh.

No, you won't take the divorce option. You will manage. You will live like roommates, until the kids are grown and are out of the house. You will wait for retirement. You need just ten more years. At 56, with social security plus pension pay and 401K, you can go to the village, if kidnappers permit, and enjoy your old age. And start afresh. Maybe marry anew. Maybe teach in a college in Nigeria. Yeah! You register for a PhD with an online college.

Your Mummy dies. Your dentist extracts another tooth. Your doctor suggests knee and hip replacement. Your shrink prescribes Prozac.

In spite of your wahala, the children grow. The girls do well in school. The boys go from four-year colleges to two- year colleges, in between gang membership and police troubles. The boys marry White girls. The girls marry African-Americans. You’re glad the girls did not get pregnant out of wedlock. You thank God the boys did not throw a coming out party to announce that they are gay. One lives in Arizona and another in Hawaii. Your house is empty, calls come on holidays only.

It is now time to really go home. But what about managing the diabetes? Do you trust the doctors at home to handle your dialysis? Your medication cocktail will be hard to find at home. Daddy and Mummy are dead. You have to make new friends again. The ones you used to have are now strangers to you. Your spouse refuses to go with you. Spouse cannot deal with the sound of electric generators, untreated well water, Afor Igwe meat without an FDA inspection tag.

You retire. You sell the big house and move into a small condo. When you cannot wipe your behind, you go from the condo to a nursing home. Your children are too busy to have you share their homes. They visit every presidential election year. Once again, you think of going home but no, it is rather too late for that. The twelfth tooth is gone. You now take more pills than the teeth in your mouth.

So you stay until your autopsy is ready. Your townsfolk contribute money to ship you home. As your coffin lands in Lagos, your relations who have gathered to receive you for the last time mutter in between breaths, Tufiakwa. Yes, the same tufiakwa that you said the time you read the article called ‘This American Life’.

Oh, about your kids, well, some of them went home with your body. Those few times you cleaned your bank account to take them home paid off. They watch as sand lands on your coffin. One even remembered how to say, ‘Kedu’. They leave soon after. They will come back one more time – when they accompany your ex on the final journey home.
Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by randomtot(m): 7:45pm On Jun 08, 2013
Leader, pls help with 5Y2L62884Z437378. Tanx
Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by randomtot(m): 2:53pm On Jun 03, 2013
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Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by randomtot(m): 3:04pm On May 23, 2013
Chairman, please help me with this VIN: 2T1KR32E94C263138. Thanks
Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by randomtot(m): 1:14pm On May 13, 2013
Chairman, please help me run this Vin; 5N1ED28YX2C558063. Thanks.
Politics / Re: APC Unfolds 7-point Agenda by randomtot(m): 11:59am On Feb 21, 2013
@KArl Max; If you have half of Audu Ogbe's integrity, you will end up a happy man.

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Politics / Re: APC Unfolds 7-point Agenda by randomtot(m): 11:57am On Feb 21, 2013
karl max: my brother those are the people that want to rescue nigerians.what of audu ogbe a formal pdp national chairman during baba iyabo era! Na real nothing wey man no go see
Car Talk / Info About 2005 Honda Accord Hybrid by randomtot(m): 10:38am On Feb 21, 2013
I am interested in a 2005 Honda Accord Hybrid, however, I am uninformed about Hybrid Cars generally, hence my resolve to shout out to folks in house. Pleas help out if you are informed. Thanks!
Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by randomtot(m): 2:28pm On Feb 20, 2013
Hi Export, would you pls check this vehicle out for me? JHMCN36455C004818! Tanx a bunch.
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Hi Export, would you pls check this vehicle out for me? JHMCN36455C004818! Tanx a bunch.
Politics / Re: Arik Presents Ipad3 to Omojuwa, Elrufai's Mouth Piece And Chief Hacker(pix) by randomtot(m): 12:37am On Oct 03, 2012
Yack! Yack! Yack! N50m suit= sensationalism, ipad3= 'plea bargaining'. Could he have 'fought' for his 'property' in a smarter manner, without getting yanked off an Arik flight and other mistakes he made? Please go and stuff your moral cr.ap. Na only you sabi how to cure Nigeria.
Envy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If e easy go for for your own right nah!
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Chairman, would really appreciate it if you can help check the history of a car am planning to pay for on monday..saw this tread and decided to get the history before making payment..Vin :4T1BE32KX2U056609. You may kindly send the report to jabogonye@yahoo.com. Thank you!
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Chairman, would really appreciate it if you can help check the history of a car am planning to pay for on monday..saw this tread and decided to get the history before making payment..Vin :4T1BE32KX2U056609. You may kindly send the report to jabogonye@yahoo.com. Thank you!
Autos / Re: Free Vin Check At No Cost by randomtot(m): 4:28am On Sep 30, 2012
Chairman, would really appreciate it if you can help check the history of a car am planning to pay for on monday..saw this tread and decided to get the history before making payment..Vin :4T1BE32KX2U056609. You may kindly send the report to jabogonye@yahoo.com. Thank you!
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Chairman, would really appreciate it if you can help check the history of a car am planning to pay for on monday..saw this tread and decided to get the history before making payment..Vin :4T1BE32KX2U056609. You may kindly send the report to jabogonye@yahoo.com. Thank you!
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by randomtot(m): 11:20pm On Sep 29, 2012
Chairman, more grese to your elbow. Would you please check this VIN for me? 4T1BE32KX2U056609. Kindly send the report to jabogonye@yahoo.com.Thank you!
Politics / Re: The Most Intelligent And Eloquent Nigerian Governors by randomtot(m): 5:37am On Sep 29, 2012
I am from Benue State, but truth be told, Babatunde Fashola SAN is the greatest. A graduate of Law from the great Uniben. Served in the Ministry of Justice in Benin City, became a Senior Advocate of Nigeria at the age of 40. I only listened to Fash speak during the two debates preceding his election & re-elction & also during the occupy Nigeria Protest in January. I could n't help but fall in love with him. Next on my radar is the Comrade Governor himself, Comr. Oshiomhole, his antecedents are well known & I need not over emphasize. Closely trailing Comr. Oshiomhole is Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti State. He is a refined, cultured & learned gentleman.Because I don't want to mess my list up, I simply don't have fourth position as I can't find any other Governor in the league of these three in terms of substance & delivery.

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Sports / Re: At Last, Kanu Quits Eagles. by randomtot(m): 1:24pm On Jun 26, 2010
[This is the problem when people dont know anything about football but just want their voice to be heard.

Abedi Pele won African footballer of the year and Champions league when Kanu didnt even know the way to Europe]

You that knows about football. Abedi won Champions league in 1993 with Marseiles. Two years (1995) later, Kanu won same with Ajax. Abedi was African footballer of the year 1993, while Kanu won African Footballer of the year 1996. It is instructive to note that Abedi Pele was the captain of the African XI that defeated Europe in 1996. But for Abacha's indescretion Kanu would have played ACN in 1996 in RSA alongside George Weah, Abedi Pele and Others.

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