olisaEze:
Don’t these people bother to research before posting their propaganda?? After the return to democracy, no Gov bothered with LGA elections till Peter Obi did at the twilight of his administration in early 2014. It appears Reno just quotes headlines because he expects the average Nigerian not to comprehend news beyond that! The fool just foolishly shot himself in the foot, because no be 'im pay for the shoe!

Cruise777:
Rent and utilities na the Koko, not food

Even homeless people get free food

Malroux:
When it comes to leadership then 2 is a good leader because a good leader leads while his/her subjects follows, but if it is based on motherhood then number 1 is a good mother.

lexy2014:


For electricity? My question is based on this comment.



Will Ilorin guarantee "profit easily" for an electricty investor much more than any other part of Nigeria?

lexy2014:


That's not what I asked.

Where exactly in the west should the investors bring their investments to?

RoadMozart:
That boy must be a bast*rd. The mama suppose naked swear for am.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Tinubu's administration is already a disaster

Late July or early August kill una there

2024 ending that refinery never ready

samwash:
Fall your curtains & lock your window.

Juanmike:
First to comment.
Anyway, anybody considering voting Tilumbu or Atiaku El Cameron, it will never be well with their unborn shildren.

Mynd44:
Problems
1. Both parties can't merge
2. A new party can't be formed

Solution
1. One candidate leaves his party and joins the other party

Problem from Solution
1. Peter Obi is poster boy for LP will he leave LP for NNPP?

2. It is difficult for Kwankwaso to leave NNPP for LP because

i. His party has strong candidates especially in the Northwest and it will be tedious for them to move to Labor with him
ii. Will candidates under LP be willing to forgo their candidacy for NNPP candidates or will NNPP candidates be willing to forgo their candidacy for LP candidates?

Solution to problems from Solution
Kwankwaso leaves alone to LP and abandon his candidates in NNPP but this will be the worst political move ever

Artiiclebeast:
Here they go again with their demonic lies.

I trust the mod to push this to the front page too while the thread I did to debunk all these evil and envious lies were deliberately ignored.

Evil people wet go use ladder climb up remove am make others not fit climb.

Below was my response on a similar thread which the evil mods keeps deleting including the thread I started to debunk all these lies...I wonder what they benefit from all these.

Withchraft get different departments truly.


Abeg make una no listen to all these nonsense oh..

America na God's own country truly truly if you get the right info and know your way.

If na only the gun violence, I go manage am like that dey careful where I dey enter and the kind neighbourhood wey I go stay.

I start one thread for my profile like that to talk about this same issue but because the mods dem too follow for the people wey dey try preach the abroad life no easy dem abandon am. Dem no want competition for the good life...

https://www.nairaland.com/7145274/re-abroad-life-not-easy

Abeg, anybody wey get legit way to jakpa come America, you better take am oh...

Sweet and blessed country.

I dey come to write more..make I drive reach work first.

Modified:

You see all these spoilt, lazy, and rotten brats, if you listen to them mislead you or successfully make you keep away from competing with them out of wickedness and envy, na you sabi.

This kid could be a privileged rotten kid back home in Nigeria who probably had a whole room to herself with a driver to chauffeur her back and fro wherever she goes without much of an understanding to the fact that "nyansh dey pepper egg wey dey lay egg wey she dey chop".

Her parents obviously needed more in life and thus migrated making this silly kid see herself as living below her standard because of sharing a house and bathroom. She's clearly not happy because she could barely find any poor man pikin to oppress out there.

The idiot even went on to say their condition improved when their asylum was approved. They should have sought the asylum in Nigeria na..

Talking about her parents doing long hours of work. It's evil and ungrateful to God and nature to make such complaints. Now it isn't the lack of jobs oh but the long hours of job. The question people of sound mind should ask are:

* What is the hourly wage
*Do you get owed or short paid for these jobs?
* Are these jobs back-breaking or hard jobs?
* What are the general working conditions of these jobs?

Only wicked and selfish people will tell you America is bad, unsafe, and hard to survive.

Very wicked and mean people.

Even if you find a job with an agency paying $10-12 per hour, you have enough hours to work if you want and can do the job to take in as much as $4k per month.

Now, you can imagine how much a direct staff at the same job who knows what brought him to the US will take home.

Na so all of them dey collect and drive big big new cars because work hours dey to dey pay monthly na all these enjoyment dem no want make people come enjoy with them.

My dear people, there is so much work and less hands such that na me dey reject hours because I need to rest but when I dey my bed I no dey fit rest because my mind go dey calculate how much I dey miss because I want siddon for my bed.

One thing though, it depends on the people you met when you got in and the information you had before making the moves.

One can successfully live and work in the US for 100 years and more as an alien without the right documents so long as you stay away from trouble and keep to the rules.

The system is aware of this fact that loads and loads of illegals abound in the country and of course, are doing the jobs their people won't do which are jobs in very critical sectors and the authorities turn the other way so long as the jobs get done in a timely manner and the economy/system keeps spinning.

In my 1 month that I've been here, Na God bless America I dey take sing every morning...

God bless my destiny...

God bless God too...

Na to work move all my family if possible, my entire clan comot from that dustbin called country.

When I step out from airport, na cry I cry go reach where I dey go inside train when my eye see wetin country and living suppose look like.

May all Nigerian evil leaders both past, present, future, and the ones in the grave continue to rot in hell....

Demons...

I pray for every Nigerian to experience life outside of Nigeria, particularly to first-world countries to understand the difference between life and living.

Modified:

All the people quoting me to type nonsense and call me names, I pity all of una and wonder what it'd profit you lots to keep discouraging people who seek to better their lives. The best you can at least do is encourage and give the best positive ideas and information as you know it and be sure to mention that what information you are giving is to the best of your knowledge and not going on and making a blanket statement with all airs of authority.

Most of you earning nonsense based off of your personal experiences are babies in life matters, trust me.

That you had it rough or still having it rough has a lot to do with your mindset, the vibes you give off, and your general way of life.

How do you expect not to have it rough when in your mind you'd rather feed people with discouraging and wrong information just to dissuade them from coming to compete with you as if say na your money dem wan come pack for US or wherever.

How do you expect not to have it bad and rough when all you do is lament, complain, and get ungrateful to God and life with your negativities.

I wish people well and always want to see the best in fellow humans plus I do not play with gratitude. Do you know what this does for me, it makes me navigate through life not without any hurdles but the ability to surmount all hurdles with ease, grace, and favour.

You expect me and other people to have it rough and preach same?

Common, go check yourself.

I repeat..I can confidently gross $5k-$6k per month and mind you folks, I'm working through an agency and as such get paid less than the direct workers oh....just this morning I had to turn down 2 shifts to get some rest but as I think of the amount wey I for make my mind dey judge me but man need to rest to see body take enjoy the money.

If you don spend 100 years for America and you no get the right information it's best not to say a word at all.

My attitude to life and zeal to see others prosper has been working perfectly for my good and I keep finding grace and favour from unlikely sources.

There is work in abundance here that I wished I had the means to bring people suffering in Nigeria in to come work and earn a decent living without breaking a back.

Where I work presently through an agent, they've been disturbing me to leave the agency and come work directly with them because they love my work ethic but dem no understand say I never get my papers complete..

They are even willing to buy me off of the agency for as much as $5k upwards, you can imagine. Na me dey dribble dem with excuse and other gists.

Funny enough, the system and authorities know that there are people like me but they deliberately turn their eye because we dey meet need for critical sector.

Forget oh guys, America na the world.

For some of you chastising me say I be JJC lol..I had lived in Germany for more than 10 years and believe me when I say now, I feel those years were wasted with what I have seen in the US particularly as an immigrant but God never makes mistakes so I'm grateful for all the lessons and process to get here.

The Hispanics all around here in their millions will never discourage their folks and a good chunk of them no get papers and are living well...

Common..

God hates whiners, complainers and ungrateful people...

I'm just 2 months old here and I use a 2014 car.

Most of those discouraging people and who have lived here for year's and had not even a bicycle in Nigeria all drive brand new luxury cars here.

Cars here aren't luxury but pure necessity and our people dey use big cars well.

Me sef jejely settle down collect my small one as time dey go I go upgrade lol

I forgot to mention that I was called up for the job I'm doing right now the very next day after I arrived here and since then, na me dey tell dem say I want rest.

This my epistle is to encourage someone..

Artiiclebeast:
Here they go again with their demonic lies.

I trust the mod to push this to the front page too while the thread I did to debunk all these evil and envious lies were deliberately ignored.

Evil people wet go use ladder climb up remove am make others not fit climb.

Below was my response on a similar thread which the evil mods keeps deleting including the thread I started to debunk all these lies...I wonder what they benefit from all these.

Withchraft get different departments truly.


Abeg make una no listen to all these nonsense oh..

America na God's own country truly truly if you get the right info and know your way.

If na only the gun violence, I go manage am like that dey careful where I dey enter and the kind neighbourhood wey I go stay.

I start one thread for my profile like that to talk about this same issue but because the mods dem too follow for the people wey dey try preach the abroad life no easy dem abandon am. Dem no want competition for the good life...

https://www.nairaland.com/7145274/re-abroad-life-not-easy

Abeg, anybody wey get legit way to jakpa come America, you better take am oh...

Sweet and blessed country.

I dey come to write more..make I drive reach work first.

Modified:

You see all these spoilt, lazy, and rotten brats, if you listen to them mislead you or successfully make you keep away from competing with them out of wickedness and envy, na you sabi.

This kid could be a privileged rotten kid back home in Nigeria who probably had a whole room to herself with a driver to chauffeur her back and fro wherever she goes without much of an understanding to the fact that "nyansh dey pepper egg wey dey lay egg wey she dey chop".

Her parents obviously needed more in life and thus migrated making this silly kid see herself as living below her standard because of sharing a house and bathroom. She's clearly not happy because she could barely find any poor man pikin to oppress out there.

The idiot even went on to say their condition improved when their asylum was approved. They should have sought the asylum in Nigeria na..

Talking about her parents doing long hours of work. It's evil and ungrateful to God and nature to make such complaints. Now it isn't the lack of jobs oh but the long hours of job. The question people of sound mind should ask are:

* What is the hourly wage
*Do you get owed or short paid for these jobs?
* Are these jobs back-breaking or hard jobs?
* What are the general working conditions of these jobs?

Only wicked and selfish people will tell you America is bad, unsafe, and hard to survive.

Very wicked and mean people.

Even if you find a job with an agency paying $10-12 per hour, you have enough hours to work if you want and can do the job to take in as much as $4k per month.

Now, you can imagine how much a direct staff at the same job who knows what brought him to the US will take home.

Na so all of them dey collect and drive big big new cars because work hours dey to dey pay monthly na all these enjoyment dem no want make people come enjoy with them.

My dear people, there is so much work and less hands such that na me dey reject hours because I need to rest but when I dey my bed I no dey fit rest because my mind go dey calculate how much I dey miss because I want siddon for my bed.

One thing though, it depends on the people you met when you got in and the information you had before making the moves.

One can successfully live and work in the US for 100 years and more as an alien without the right documents so long as you stay away from trouble and keep to the rules.

The system is aware of this fact that loads and loads of illegals abound in the country and of course, are doing the jobs their people won't do which are jobs in very critical sectors and the authorities turn the other way so long as the jobs get done in a timely manner and the economy/system keeps spinning.

In my 1 month that I've been here, Na God bless America I dey take sing every morning...

God bless my destiny...

God bless God too...

Na to work move all my family if possible, my entire clan comot from that dustbin called country.

When I step out from airport, na cry I cry go reach where I dey go inside train when my eye see wetin country and living suppose look like.

May all Nigerian evil leaders both past, present, future, and the ones in the grave continue to rot in hell....

Demons...

I pray for every Nigerian to experience life outside of Nigeria, particularly to first-world countries to understand the difference between life and living.

Modified:

All the people quoting me to type nonsense and call me names, I pity all of una and wonder what it'd profit you lots to keep discouraging people who seek to better their lives. The best you can at least do is encourage and give the best positive ideas and information as you know it and be sure to mention that what information you are giving is to the best of your knowledge and not going on and making a blanket statement with all airs of authority.

Most of you earning nonsense based off of your personal experiences are babies in life matters, trust me.

That you had it rough or still having it rough has a lot to do with your mindset, the vibes you give off, and your general way of life.

How do you expect not to have it rough when in your mind you'd rather feed people with discouraging and wrong information just to dissuade them from coming to compete with you as if say na your money dem wan come pack for US or wherever.

How do you expect not to have it bad and rough when all you do is lament, complain, and get ungrateful to God and life with your negativities.

I wish people well and always want to see the best in fellow humans plus I do not play with gratitude. Do you know what this does for me, it makes me navigate through life not without any hurdles but the ability to surmount all hurdles with ease, grace, and favour.

You expect me and other people to have it rough and preach same?

Common, go check yourself.

I repeat..I can confidently gross $5k-$6k per month and mind you folks, I'm working through an agency and as such get paid less than the direct workers oh....just this morning I had to turn down 2 shifts to get some rest but as I think of the amount wey I for make my mind dey judge me but man need to rest to see body take enjoy the money.

If you don spend 100 years for America and you no get the right information it's best not to say a word at all.

My attitude to life and zeal to see others prosper has been working perfectly for my good and I keep finding grace and favour from unlikely sources.

There is work in abundance here that I wished I had the means to bring people suffering in Nigeria in to come work and earn a decent living without breaking a back.

Where I work presently through an agent, they've been disturbing me to leave the agency and come work directly with them because they love my work ethic but dem no understand say I never get my papers complete..

They are even willing to buy me off of the agency for as much as $5k upwards, you can imagine. Na me dey dribble dem with excuse and other gists.

Funny enough, the system and authorities know that there are people like me but they deliberately turn their eye because we dey meet need for critical sector.

Forget oh guys, America na the world.

For some of you chastising me say I be JJC lol..I had lived in Germany for more than 10 years and believe me when I say now, I feel those years were wasted with what I have seen in the US particularly as an immigrant but God never makes mistakes so I'm grateful for all the lessons and process to get here.

The Hispanics all around here in their millions will never discourage their folks and a good chunk of them no get papers and are living well...

Common..

God hates whiners, complainers and ungrateful people...

I'm just 2 months old here and I use a 2014 car.

Most of those discouraging people and who have lived here for year's and had not even a bicycle in Nigeria all drive brand new luxury cars here.

Cars here aren't luxury but pure necessity and our people dey use big cars well.

Me sef jejely settle down collect my small one as time dey go I go upgrade lol

I forgot to mention that I was called up for the job I'm doing right now the very next day after I arrived here and since then, na me dey tell dem say I want rest.

This my epistle is to encourage someone..
God bless you

Kingluqman:

1. Club Verdict (Emirate Hotel)
2. Klub Spartacus
3. Zambezi lounge
- Stimulus night club
- G- Spot and many more

Eateries
1. Several Chicken Republic
2. Domino's Pizza
3. Viva Cinema
4. Item 7 Takeaway and restaurants (more than 7 branches)
5. Chronicles Restaurant and Bar
6. Sidney Pizzeria
7. Clay Pot
8. I-Show
9. The place
10. Aroma
- T n K Restaurants
- Mama Yusuf
- The Commodore Cafe and grill
- Our Garden
- Deluxe Arena and many more




Ilorin is Peaceful and sweet oo.. nor even think am

dontrulee:


That's true.
Kp no far from UITH.
I go check that side by weekend. Thanks Man

Timagex:
12. THE BEST MAN PROPOSES THE TOAST.
Go and learn how to propose a proper toast o!

13. THEY ALSO SIGN PART OF THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE.
The best man serves as one of the legal witnesses by signing a section of the marriage certificate before it is being presented to the couple by the officiating minister. This should not be a problem.


14. THE BEST MAN MIGHT BE CALLED UPON TO GIVE A SPEECH AT THE RECEPTION.
This is known as the best man’s speech. The speech usually contains insights into the love life of couple before the wedding, how they met, his own role in settling disputes when they fought, etc and sometimes, the best man uses it an avenue for vote of thanks. The speech usually ends with a toast.

15. THE BEST MAN SOMETIMES CONDUCTS THE ORDER OF PHOTOGRAPHS.
Please, as the best man, try your best to ease the burden of the photographer as this critical moment. The photographer will be grateful.

16. THE BEST MAN GOES HOME WITH THE CHIEF BRIDES MAID AFTER THE WEDDING! No be me talk am o. But, anything can happen. You gerrit?


There is nothing really hard in being the best man. Just be confident and go with the flow. YOU WILL DO JUST FINE. I PROMISE.


HOWEVER, AS THE BEST MAN, PLEASE,
1. Do not come to the wedding and start forming frosh and start doing “igberaga”. If you know all you will be doing is press phone, please, don’t take the best man role. You were chosen to serve, not to be served.

2. If you will be rude to the vendors like telling the photographer that you are not sure he is a professional, or calling the caterer a compound fool because she didn’t serve your friends on time, don’t do it.

3. If you cannot ginger the groom and bring good vibes, don’t do it. Don’t come and be behaving like you were being forced. Be humble.

4. Don’t try to outshine the groom. We know say you fine. We know you can speak phonetically heavy english. We also know you can dance. Do all, but, don’t outdo the groom. Wisdom is profitable to direct.

5. Do not leave your post and start directing who should get rice or semo. Have some dignity.

That’s it for this week!

Past best men in the house should help us add to the tips in case we missed any.

Next week will be for the chief brides maid! Watch out! Thanks for your time! I remain Timagex. Your favourite wedding photographer. Bye for now...

cc FuckHomophobes go through this sir.

cc lalasticlala cc mynd44 please, help us move this to the promise land to help future bestmen.

DispatcherLagos:
In addition to the above, get yourself a godamn Glock. You will be needing it one day

Turbantheigbos:
If you're a chess player, read more on Michael Goguen.



Al-turbani speaks!

helinues:
Abi...

They can only talk about insecurities which to my best of understanding still fair compared to last government even though much are expected from this government cos majority of the insecurity was under reported in the past government and also due to few Nigerians had access to the internet then.

Wailers, this is the thread to proof your profession as chronic wailers..

1,2, 3 set go

CalliDora1:
Long post. Please bear with me.

This trait seems to be common among some Nairaland men (with apologies to all the men here though) cos I never really experienced such attitude with men ive met offline. So don't know whether they have a nairaland men's association (not the red pillars or mgtow kinda thing though) where they agree to behave likesome. The way they reason sometimes just baffles me.

Ok. So, I met someone here as a friend and I wanted it to stay that way. Along the line, he wanted more than just friendship but I just kept dodging because I don't want any issues as he's a good friend (a born again) and I like our friendly chats and all that. So didn't want anything serious that could jeopardize that but he kept pressing on and stressing until I naturally began to feel relaxed (against my wish) you know how that constant checking on someone tends to make one want to compromise their Stance. So I sort of got trapped.

Now here's the issue. He would always want to know about my biz and job. If I went or not. So I decided to test him. He would always call and ask if I've eaten. So that day, I said no (was fasting) but didn't want to divulge it to him that I was fasting. He called later in the day and asked again, I said I've not eaten, he dropped. I now felt he prolly thought I wanted him to feed me huh??.. I observed he reduced his calls. Third day he called and asked again, I said no. And he said "na wa o" I was like why, he said I'm sorry I can't help. Huh?? I don't remember asking him so I decided to play along. He called in the evening, I still said I've not eaten ( cos I had not broken my fast then) and he said I'm sorry ( I was just laughing within). I asked him, for what? he said because he couldn't help. And since then he stopped calling only to chat after a week to ask if the biz I was pursuing was through. I ignored him and for two months no contact.

Just last night he chatted me up again asking if I've resumed work and I said yes. he then asked if he's free to call me bla bla. And since last night hes been trying to keep up chats but I'm kinda cold towards him and he asked why I'm so cold. Acting like nothing happened.

Now, this is what I feel. so if someone is truly dying of hunger (God forbid) you'll abandon the fellow? or that they can't date someone who's biz is shaky or has not resumed work due to a global crises that affected everyone? I'm not saying anybody should carry someone else's burden ( there was really no burden anywhere as God has been faithful.) but I don't understand what actually played out there and why he's all of a sudden interested again after learning I've resumed work. I don't just understand because I don't want to be rude. Was that a right thing?

I'm really confused here because.. I mean.. I never asked you to help me with anything but being there would have been enough. Calling and chatting would have helped me scale through the bordom I felt that period of compulsory break from work and biz but he went into Oblivion even when I never placed any demands on him.

I bow to men and the way they reason o.