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Business / Re: Porn Displayed At Access Bank ATM In UNILAG By A Customer by rastle(m): 6:05pm On Aug 11, 2017 |
This is a lie, d last background in d footage is not any nigerian bank brand colour. Bloggers ehn!! 3 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Experience - Dpr Aptitude Test 2017 by rastle(m): 8:08am On Jul 25, 2017 |
Please has anyone who applied for Higher technical officer(Engineers with HND) been invited? |
Celebrities / Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi All Loved Up In Washington DC by rastle(m): 8:42am On Jul 23, 2017 |
Shortyy:Etomi and Utomi no be the same na! She's not. |
Travel / Re: Man's Car Hit By A Speeding Train In Ogun While Coming From Wedding (Photos) by rastle(m): 8:07pm On Jul 17, 2017 |
The fastest train in Nigeria is running on 80 or 90kmph. You saw a train 50meters and you still couldn't cross the width of a rail track ththat is not more than 2meters. God is watching you all the agents of APC. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Brother In Need Of A Place For His Industrial Training by rastle(m): 11:54pm On Apr 06, 2017 |
Call me on 08034731983. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Invitation For Aptitude Test For PZ by rastle(m): 9:45pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Hello NLs, I received a message(SMS) inviting me for an aptitude test for PZ in lagos, despite indicating my location as Kaduna for the test Centre. Did anyone get such invitation too? |
Investment / Re: Thank You MMM I Just Got Paid by rastle(m): 7:57pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
These moderators will not move this to frontpage o, seem they are an advocate for MMM enemies aka enemies of progress |
Investment / Re: Still On MMM Matter, Please I Need Urgent Response by rastle(m): 5:10am On Dec 09, 2016 |
I was matched this morning, be calm bro, everything is fine. |
Investment / Re: Am Confused Here #MMM by rastle(m): 5:06am On Dec 09, 2016 |
Yes, first bank, i hate it when i am to PH to a first bank account, it has happened to me twice b4, the receiver will not get alert and d fund will be reversed back to my account later or may be a day after. Dont be panic, ur 98k is safe, transfer the fund again to that person. 1 Like |
Investment / MMM Is Back And Better by rastle(m): 5:02am On Dec 09, 2016 |
Contrary to the news going round that MMM has crashed, i have been matched, i am always optimistic that MMM can not crash, the crash of MMM begins with me and other participants, as far as i am concern, i will Provide help and get help as long as MMM exists, those who are conversant with information technology will know that there is always one upgrade or the other, it happens even in banks, when some applications will not respond while the IT team carries out maimaintenance. I urge the participants to be patient and to disregard any panic propagated by "enemies of progress" everyone will be matched. And to the rumour mongers, if you no fit do MMM and u wan remain for poverty, na by force to use your mouth run am down? 10 Likes |
Politics / Re: New Look Of Bama, A City That Was Once Taken Over By Boko Haram (photos) by rastle(m): 7:56am On Oct 24, 2016 |
How will Bama be the largest city in Borno? This OP is insane. Younjust shown us the pix of houses! Cant you take a wider view pix? May be of a street. Mcheeeeeew. |
Nairaland / General / Re: 30-Year-Old Terrorist Python Killed In Ilorin (Photos) by rastle(m): 7:39pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
I grew up in this locality (about 27yrs ago), the man at the centre known as " baba eleja" killed the snake, this snake can not be up to 30yrs. We for don see am, we for don kill am. We have killed many before. How was the age calculated? It may have lived for long but not 30yrs, dat age na beans? |
Business / Re: Have You Ever Been Short Payed By An ATM Machine? by rastle(m): 4:57pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
let me tell u what possibly happened, the fault may not be from the atm but from the people dat loaded it, mistakenly a N500 note may have escaped into N1000 notes and they will not see it(that is, if the notes dispensed comprises of both denominations), another thing is,....u may not understand it if i explain. but has to do with the timing of the atm due to the speed of the main motor., the remaining notes might not be able to meet up with others before dispense.[b]let me tell u what possibly happened, the fault may not be from the atm but from the people dat loaded it, mistakenly a N500 note may have escaped into N1000 notes and they will not see it(that is, if the notes dispensed comprises of both denominations), another thing is,....u may not understand it if i explain. but has to do with the timing of the atm due to the speed of the main motor., the remaining notes might not be able to meet up with others before dispense.[/b]let me tell u what possibly happened, the fault may not be from the atm but from the people dat loaded it, mistakenly a N500 note may have escaped into N1000 notes and they will not see it(that is, if the notes dispensed comprises of both denominations), another thing is,....u may not understand it if i explain. but has to do with the timing of the atm due to the speed of the main motor., the remaining notes might not be able to meet up with others before dispense. |
Travel / Re: All About JOS The Sweet And Non Expensive Nigerian City! (exclusive Photos) by rastle(m): 11:07pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Big lies about Jos. Especially that fly over pix, that is not how the flyover in Jos looks like. Pls.[color=#006600][/color] |
Travel / Re: All About JOS The Sweet And Non Expensive Nigerian City! (exclusive Photos) by rastle(m): 11:06pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Big lies about Jos. Especially that fly over pix, that is not how the flyover in Jos looks like. Pls. |
Romance / Re: Urgent Help!! My Fiancee Is Now Addicted To Something Else. I Feel Very Sad by rastle(m): 7:39pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
Talk to her about marriage and then see her reaction. The reaction will tell you whether you are in a relationship or not. If she dance to your tune then try to get married to her (since you love her). Then dont get bothered about who she chat with or what she do with the phone, after the marriage. You don make her expire frm market be that. If she commits adultery afterwards, then inform us, we will give you further advise. 3 Likes |
Science/Technology / Re: Triketor: Mini-Tractor Designed And Built In Nigeria by rastle(m): 11:09pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
aribisala0:That also means peoguet is made in Nigeria, not assembled in Nigeria. No p, me sef go go buy ATM parts, i go join am together and i go call am made in Nigeria ATM. This is because it is what i can do, its my work. I am trained. That also means i am talented. Shikenan. |
Science/Technology / Re: Triketor: Mini-Tractor Designed And Built In Nigeria by rastle(m): 1:30pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
Dear all, i can obtain all parts of the computer and couple them together then integrate and additional circuit to make the computer perform functions other than what a computer is known for. But the hard drive, microprocessor etc wasnt designed and fibricated by me. Therefore i did not design and construct that device. I only assembled it and modify it. Did the tires of the tractor made in nigeria? What about the engine block ? Lets stop deceiving ourself please. Pls note:the guy tried his best and it is commendable, we can not call it made in Nigeria but assembled and modified in Nigeria. . This is my point. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Enugu Electricity Distribution Company Graduate Trainee Program by rastle(m): 11:58pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
jamesme:Didnt you read the attached letter? Why are you this annoying? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Enugu Electricity Distribution Company Graduate Trainee Program by rastle(m): 11:52pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Some people are so dump that they dont even know the difference between management and social science and institute of management technology (IMT). Mcheeeeeew and they will call themselves a graduate. |
Romance / Re: What Level Are You On This? (picture) by rastle(m): 7:14pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
myfantasies:Let me give you the level. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 13 Highest Paying Companies In Nigeria 2016 by rastle(m): 9:38pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Access bank, zenith bank are no where near Diamond bank. Where is NDIC? Apart frm FIRS and NIMASA? This nairaland is loosing credibility by moving this kinda generally unacceptable facts and rumour to the front page. You guys should better change before vivian gist overthrow you guys. ...... KPMG. 1 Like |
Food / Re: Really! Nigerian Twitter Reacts To Nigerian Breweries’ Star Radler by rastle(m): 11:19pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
2% is too small, it will be the best drink if the alcoholic concentration is increased to about 5% |
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Guys Ladies Desperately Chase For Marriage by rastle(m): 6:31pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
No 10. ATM engineers.... they have the believe that you will always dispense cash without card insertion. Lol. |
Celebrities / Re: Lala Dapo Convokes Today In OAU by rastle(m): 10:09pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
omooba969:Be calm, i am not here to yab like jkyoung. |
Celebrities / Re: Lala Dapo Convokes Today In OAU by rastle(m): 10:00pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
omooba969: What did she read? ...... book na ! Abi na d number of leaves wey de d trees for the school? |
Autos / Re: Made In Mbase Helicopter.. (see Photo) by rastle(m): 1:15pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
The helicopter fly?? If yes thats when you call it an helicopter and thats when you call it creative. 2 Likes |
Business / Re: The New Method Of Depositing Cash In Banks by rastle(m): 9:58am On Aug 06, 2015 |
First bank have it too, and im aware you can deposit up to 40k per transaction on FBN and using your ATM card to perform the transaction(this time, its not transfer, you have to select deposit), there is no any risk involved that is diff from the risk on cash withdrawal, i am an ATM Engr. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Weekend Brain Drill: Can You Solve This In 30 secs? by rastle(m): 1:31am On Jul 20, 2015 |
There are five (5) people at the party, using permutation and combination method, 5! = 120 i.e 5x4x3x2x1=120, combining the number of hand shakes of 5 people results to 120 times. Engineers will understand what i mean. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: See What The School In David Mark Home Town Looks Like by rastle(m): 4:17pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
Most Nigerians are educated for nothing, what has dis got to do with david mark? Is he d governor or LG chairman? Whats d proof that the sch is in his senatorial district? 1 Like |
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