Only God knows what is inside that bag that man is opening that is making these oloshós to be looking as if they want to fall inside the bag.

HilcomTech:


That is the problem with YUU nzogbu nzogbu politics.

Tinubu went to Jos with
1) The president
2) 24 governors
3) Senate president
4) Countless ministers, senators, house members etc
5) Even the governor of Plateau state declared public holiday

Yet you say Reno Omokri is saying trash.

Please go and read Soludo 's piece and digest so that YUU may cure yourself of nzogbu nzogbu politics

So it is the President (who within himself dislikes Tinubu) the 24 Governors, the Senators, the ministers and the house of rep members that will decide whether tinubu will win in the polls?

Are they greater than part of the electorates who were hurling stones and other objects on the podium during the Jos campaign?

You better start stockpiling High BP drugs. You will be needing them after February!

LMAO!

This Russio-Ukrainian war is becoming funny by the day.

It reminds me what sparked the 2 world war when one country painted their aircraft the colors of another enemy country and used the plane to fly over and bomb the friendly country of the one they impersonated. (I have forgotten the countries involved)... that's what this Zelensky decided to copy.

Spirit04:
for your mind. you think that's how monetization works?
he doesn't get kobo from replies unless he's paid to make a particular advertising post

You are the one who also doesn't know how monetization works.

Most Social Media platforms look for engaging posts and Twitter isn't left out. Advertisers are the ones who pay Twitter for traffic...when publishers like Reno posts a tweet and the impressions are high, Twitter will then place an ad in his post and pay him a cut from the revenue based on how many days he gets engagements. Go figure!!

brandsoncharlie:

Money you can use right now to get American citizenship and other G7 countries citizenship and buy better house for these countries with nice business to begin with.

So in your mind, if you have $550,000, you will go to America or some other G7 countries, flash the money in their faces and then they will give you citizenship because they haven't seen $550,000 in their lives before?

Continue dreaming!

Citizenship in such countries has some serious criteria and conditions and money is the last of them!

Alusiizizi:


It's close to there. Here are the terms of employment.

Daily wage: #200

Duties:
Pound yam and fufu
Wash plates
Sweeping and cleaning
Stir garri in big pot.

Hours: 5am to 9pm

Are you up to it?

N200 a day for doing all that? You and the owner of that restaurant should be rounded up and locked up for corporate labour slavery!

saferoom:
Reno seems to be employed by both Pa Atiku and Pa Tinubu. Guy man dont want to put his eggs in one basket

He's not employed by either of them...he is posting those stuff because when Atikulators , BATIANs and Obidients exchange banters on his replies on Twitter, he makes more $$$

That's what he uses to feed.

You people should unfollow Reno on Twitter.

That guy is cashing out seriously with his posts and the replies and retweets he gets.

Obidients should know that whenever he vomits his trash and they flood his tweets to attack him, he is getting what is known as "post engagements" which translates into money which Twitter will pay him.

He is saying this one now for BATIANs and Obidients to fight over in his replies and mentions so that his money for Christmas holiday trip overseas will be complete.

Nigerians don't know this.

Sh*t!

With all the omissions in their squad, I don't think France Is going anywhere in this tournament o.

To think I tipped them 1X over Denmark

But why can't these clubs stop their games at least a month to this World Cup sef?

pappilo:
How do you know they were Fulani herdsmen?

Did they identify themselves a such or did the escaping victims manage to deduce their ethnicity in the midst of the panic and confusion?

Only Fulani herdsmen have the audacity and bravery to do that.

He thought life was like Cartoons where you hit something, fall and stand up.

Just like Nigerian girls think life is like Nollywood.

Joebayo217:
cucu add ur liver,heart, Brain join

I would have gladly done that before the match if anyone made the offer

See now, the prediction played out.

ReluctantGuest:
HT Correct Score 0-0

10000%

I told you guys

Crumbie:


You fit bet your balls on it?

My kidneys sef join

HT Correct Score 0-0

10000%

yinkeys:

What does 1.5 handicap mean pls?

1.5 handicap means you are giving Arsenal 2 goals ahead of the match. Even if Brighton wins with 1 goal or it ends in a draw, you still cash out.

First Lady in the making

If you bet, play this game HT X or HT Correct Score: 0-0

Bet your house...e must enter

If you bet...

Play this game 1 (I.5) Handicap

All the people shouting "Do BOTH'...Are you all daft? So you expect him to do both by adding bolt to it which will take his time off the 50k work and in the end of the month, his boss will pay him 50k salary for being absent while driving bolt?

Or perhaps, the car will drive itself while he is at work in his 50k job abi?

I feel zero pity for them. I can imagine the celebration they had when Buhari was declared winner of the 2015 s-election.

They have tasted their own share of the change!

Karma is real!!

Foodqueen:


So how far, hope you didn't go

No I didn't. Thank you all for your input and suggestions.

Foodqueen:
You better stay your house jeje.

They are about to frame you for something very serious.

Are you a family member

Did you spend from his money Why should you be the one to cover up.

If he cannot be release to his lawyer and his real family member then they should let him rot there.

Am curious, what's they thing u said you are selling again, and what's it use for??

I was selling a nebulizer. it is used for deep inhalation of fumes from liquid antibiotics like Nano silver which I was producing ack then which can be inhaled into the lungs directly to treat respiratory diseases and prevent diseases like COVID.

Ehinjuola:
This OP self....

You're seeing life wire lyk diz n u won shook ur neck. LMAO.

Wetin dey worri diz OP no b dilemma but Ojukokoro

thinking if he do their bidding probably he will see coochie chop later..

My 2 cent, you better not even try it all coz as you wrote up there, it seems you're aspiring to travel out. What will it profit you if you were denied visa because of someone you don't even share any bond with and probably has not done something good for you.?

So, don't jeopardize your future bcoz of one slack h*le.

Everything shouldn't be about s*x.

I don't intend sleeping with her. She is married. The desire to date her is past.

Ktosin753:
Why didn't her own husband travel to stand in as a family member. These people are hiding something from you. The truth is that they need someone to take the fall and you are about to be that person. Something similar happened to a friend of mine and he is still suffering for it till this moment. Anything that involves EFCC, police or army, always try to be careful especially if you are not connected. Stay in your Lane and mind your business. In Nigeria, doing good has cost a lot of people their lives so be careful. Don't go anywhere. Tell them your mum warned you not to go or tell them you are not interested.

Exactly my thoughts. I was wondering same too.

Thanks for the heads-up

Thank you all for your criticisms, advice etc.

I have called the lawyer and told him I won't be coming. I can't take that risk.

I am in a dilemma and I need advice.

Way back in my university days, there use to be this lady that was my schoolmate whom I go to know through a friend. We became quite close but nothing intimate happened between us.

After my graduation, we parted ways and only spoke via phone once in a while and via social media. I remember I asked her out but she subtly rejected my advances. She eventually got married to someone else but once in a while we still talk on casual grounds.

She use to tell me about her siblings who are 3 guys (she's the only female and the first child of her parents) and form all she said and her behavior during my course of knowing her, she struck me as someone who came from a very strong Christian family background.

Fast-forward to the COVID period in 2020, I posted something on my Facebook timeline which I was selling to help people who may want to prevent being infected from the ailment (a nebulizer) and she saw the post and called me up asking me about it...then she said she talked to one of her brothers about it.

She did and the guy called me up and asked for a meet with it. I showed up and lo and behold, the guy happened to be the last male child of the family.

Now what struck me was the car this guy was pulling...he was driving a very expensive BMW and had the bells and whistles of a G-boy written all over him. This is a guy that is barely 21 from his appearance.

I gave him the nebulizer and he transferred the cash to me and dropped me off where I proceeded to my place.

I was wondering what kind of lifestyle that made such a young boy drive such a clean and expensive ride. I even wanted to call the sister up one day and ask her if she knew what her brother was up to in Abuja as regarding his state of health based on the fact that this guy was smoking heavily while we were in the car but one mind told me to mind my business.

Just day before yesterday, my phone rang and when I looked, it was his sister that was calling...she asked me if I was in Abuja which I said yes and she said that her mum wanted someone she could trust living in Abuja to do something for her so that her mum was going to call me...I was like fine...I am waiting for her call.

The following day (yesterday) she called and apologized for not calling and her mother not calling but briefed me on what she wanted me to do for her.

She told me that her brothers (the one I met driving the BMW in 2020) and the elder one were arrested by the EFCC.

According to her, she said the EFCC stormed their area and raided the place and took the guys as "mistaken identity" and detained them.

She further stated that the EFCC is demanding that before they are released, a family member or someone should present himself or herself as the person they are releasing the boys to and that is where I come in.

She gave her mum the phone and the elderly woman was pleading that she would have come herself but she is far away in the east and can't so she is pleading I go in and stand on her behalf...she said she would give my number to the lawyer involved in the case here in Abuja so I can speak with him which she did.

I called the lawyer and he said that I would come in and stand as a family member and that I am required to bring my identity card with me and a passport photograph...this didn't go well with me when he said this.

I asked him why my ID card and passport is needed and told him I don't really like that idea and I had to call their mother back and told her that I didn't fancy the idea of giving my identity to he EFCC because I have never been to EFCC before either by invitation or arrest so doing that to me was a sort of red flag.

She said I should hold on so she could talk to the lawyer and then hung up...the layer called back and was now trying to calm me down and reassured me that all I needed to do was to stand as a family member or friend as someone the guys are being released to and nothing more.

My reason for posting this is that I am in a dilemma on whether i should do this. Like i said earlier, I have never done anything that warranted me to be invited by the EFCC in my entire life ad I wouldn't want a situation whereby I would be asked to submit my personal documents like a copy of my identification card, my phone number and photograph to EFCC because of two guys I barely know as it may come back to haunt me tomorrow as someone who is related to people who were arrested for internet related fraud.

I called the Lawyer this morning and told him about my reservations on doing this but he kept reassuring me that it was nothing serious and that that since it is not a case of murder or armed robbery, I shouldn't have any reservations whatsoever.

Please what would you do if you were in my place?

I feel I am being used as a pawn...should I stick my head out for these people and risk being placed in the spotlight of EFCC as from now on or should I tell them I won't do it and they should look for someone else?

What if I am applying for a visa tomorrow to a foreign country like the US...we all know how they can scrutinize someone...what if they find my documents in the EFCC database as a family member to 2 internet fraud suspects and it kills my chances of getting a visa? I would have even preferred if it was a police station as I know the Nigerian Police is not really good in record keeping like the EFCC would be.

Or does it mean absolutely nothing if I go there and present myself as a family member when I know I am not?

Please I need your candid advice.

PS: I am supposed to be at the EFCC headquarters by 10am this morning so please mods, if you can push this to frontpage so I can get the answers I need as to what decision I can take.

Sorry for the lengthy writeup.