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Politics / Re: What Are The Funny Things You Noticed During This Election Season by Resuscitate: 8:53pm On Mar 19, 2023
LesbianBoy:


Another one is.....
When i saw a video of a female inec officer telling the voters boldly that they would vote but it will not be uploaded. shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin
i actually found this hilarious....so all those billions spent on bvas all gone just like that.

Share yours....

That female inec staff was very foolish and lucky o! If it's in some places she wouldn't have made it alive o! That's how they stupidly put themselves in danger.

I remember years back when I was PO in bayelsa state, if you saw the kalas boys were holding around the polling unit en, even in presence of empty handed police, you'll be forced to comport urself as an inec staff.

She was very lucky she was in a place where most of the people are sane. Corpers should be applying wisdom when carrying out this inec work so they don't end up losing their lives for nothing o! Life na sense!

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Romance / Re: MY EXPERIENCE With Women After I Travelled by Resuscitate: 8:35pm On Sep 29, 2022
benardtotti:



In the first place what are you doing with so many girls ? You lack focus , most girls can tell when a guy is a serious prospect or not , so their not following up on you is because most of them have decoded that you are not really serious and most probably have a string of girls for flings .

Abeggi, this na lie joor! A woman only show she doesn't care if she has other dudes showing interest in her and she isn't that into you

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Romance / Re: MY EXPERIENCE With Women After I Travelled by Resuscitate: 8:33pm On Sep 29, 2022
thebosstrevor1:


it is a man's job to take the wheel of the relationship and direct where the relationship is going to

the only time when you can opt out of a relationship is if she is not reciprocating
Her not calling to know what's up with you when you don't call her is a sign that she isn't that interested in you and doesn't care whether the relationship works or end. No sensible man should seek to be in a relationship with a woman that isn't showing the level of interest he's showering on her and the relationship. She can be a side piece or a Bleep buddy, but don't ever make her d main because it'll most likely end in regret.
Any woman that really wants to be with you will call you when they don't hear from you. I've experienced both the caring types and the i-don't-care type so I know what I'm saying.

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Romance / Re: MY EXPERIENCE With Women After I Travelled by Resuscitate: 8:24pm On Sep 29, 2022
The person that has invested the most in a relationship always bears the burden of keeping the relationship going. And most times it's the guy because we're the ones that 98% of the time invest the most in a relationship.

A woman only tries to bear a little of the burden of keeping a relationship going when she's seriously interested in the guy, has so much to gain or has invested so much that she can't back out easily.
I do tell guys that any lady you think you're with and isn't putting at least 1/3rd of the effort you put in the relationship, isn't that interested in the relationship and as such doesn't care whether it fails or works.

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Business / Re: Kdp. Kindle Amazon Books And Corona Virus Profits Method by Resuscitate: 2:24pm On Sep 27, 2022
mahvie:


Hello, were you able to resolve this? I will be getting an EIN soon and I will be needing your guidance on how to successfully upload it, if you dont mind.
Yes, I've resolved it. Fill d form normally as a non-us person, enter ur EIN and find any US address to use in the next page. It's very easy and straight forward
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Resuscitate: 8:20am On Sep 03, 2022
Crazeworld:
You wait till lock is over before you transfer.
Ok. Thanks
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Resuscitate: 10:14pm On Sep 02, 2022
Rankett:


If it sells on Dan, there's no need to wait for the 60 days lock as long as the Dan has a holding account with the registrar. If it's Afternic or Sedo, then you will have to wait till the lock period is over.
Thanks so much bro for this explanation. I appreciate
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Resuscitate: 7:33pm On Sep 02, 2022
Crazeworld:
If your aim is to sell (which I assume it is), first thing is to always list your names at every available marketplace immediately you register them.
Thanks very much bro. But what if sales occur before the 60days that the domain will be eligible for transfer and the buyer don't want a push, what can someone do in such a situation?
Romance / Re: How Do I Make Her Know That I Dont Care About Her Anymore? by Resuscitate: 5:43pm On Sep 02, 2022
EmiDon11:
Yeah we broke up

But she is feeling that i will beg as i use to do when i was a SIMP.

She doesnt know that i dont care about her anymore.

I have considered not talking to her but thats childish.

I want to make her know that i dont want her again.
And will never in my life accept her back even if she begs.

How do i do that?
Don't ever tell a woman you don't want her anymore. Give her the privilege to think she's the one that doesn't want you by ghosting her. To stop urself from communicating with her delete all her contacts from ur phone. Don't block her on WhatsApp or wherever you both chat frequently, just delete her contact. That way u won't feel the urge to want to chat her up. Even if she chats u first, don't read it, just delete it immediately
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Resuscitate: 4:59pm On Sep 02, 2022
eliok:
sometimes i dont. sometimes i do. but raise the bid.

thing is you need to learn ads by doing . not by watching or fearing the ads platform.
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Oh, ok. Thanks for the response
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Resuscitate: 4:59pm On Sep 02, 2022
eliok:
i dont know how to create a seperate account.
I've been trying to run ad but I can't access the billing information page. When I click on it, it keeps loading as a blank page
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Resuscitate: 4:57pm On Sep 02, 2022
DExcellent1:


It's for people who are currently struggling. Earning less than $200.

The goal is to help them scale up gradually...
Ok. So when will d class commence?
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Resuscitate: 3:02pm On Sep 02, 2022
eliok:
yes but only to rank it. So I spend lowest each month.

Like 10-15$ should be enough.

. I have a video on that coming up

Also, do you create a separate ams account in order to run ad or you assess the ad directly from your kdp account?
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Resuscitate: 3:00pm On Sep 02, 2022
eliok:
yes but only to rank it. So I spend lowest each month.

Like 10-15$ should be enough.

. I have a video on that coming up
Really? Do you books get clicks considering the low ad amount you spend?
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Resuscitate: 1:35pm On Sep 02, 2022
DExcellent1:
For people who have been publishing on kdp and unable to make sales, I'm willing bro help ten to fifteen people here...

All I will be putting you through will be transparent and precise. You have to be willing to put in the work!
I'm willing to learn bro. What are d conditions for d training?
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Resuscitate: 1:33pm On Sep 02, 2022
eliok:
Hello guys , I can be of help today only.

How may I help you in Kindle publishing or making money online? I'm waiting...
Do you run ams ad for your books? If yes, how did you go about it?
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Resuscitate: 1:28pm On Sep 02, 2022
Sapiosexuality:
Don't do handreg if you don't have funds to learn with.
I'm not talking about learning, I just want to know if it's advisable to list in a market place before the 60days period in which it becomes eligible for transfer

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Resuscitate: 11:50am On Sep 02, 2022
Please guys, is it advisable to list a hand reg. domain in a market place or I should wait till after 60days when the domain is eligible for transfer?
Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Resuscitate: 10:57pm On Sep 01, 2022
Edoziesmart:

Exactly what I learnt in 2015 from my friend and the thing saved my ass in 2017 that I most did the same thing OP just did.
My own issue is that I housed a homeless girl in my apartment. As a bachelor and the girl need help on where she will lay her head for a while till see a good house to relocate to. She is my close female friend then, no mutual feeling though. She had misunderstanding with her cousin sis and the sister sent her parking from the house.
I accepted the offer to house her, but after few weeks of both of us living together like blood brother and sister bad thing entered my head.
One fateful morning as she was taking her bath to rush to work. I banged into the bathroom without her consest, she told me to stop and go away. Omoh her curvy body and big ass and round boob I saw made me think of taking advantage of the help I rendered to her.
Fast forward to Saturday of that same week. Mumu me have the urge to straff and tried to force my way on her but she refused crying and telling me not to rape her. She told me she is still a virgin and I should'nt think of deflowering her because of the shelter I gave to her.
She cried bitterly with pitiful words for me to take her the way we are before and remove the bad idea I have for her. I obeyed and let her go and pleaded with her to forgive me for my wrong.

In less than 2 weeks after that incidence she got her own apartment and left for good. But one funny thing happened in 2019, she wanted to use the rape saga to hold me down. She told her friends how I tried to rape her when she was homeless, and those her friends advised her to take the issue to the right authority. Luckily to me, she doesn't have any evidence to use and hold me down. Cus the drama that happened between me and her in 2017 were done offline, none of it where recorded nor discussed on phone call nor SMS/WhatsApp.

I learnt my lesson in a hard way. Since then I respect the authority of a woman when it comes to sex and never will I take advantage of them.
Say no to rape.
Though what u did was wrong, but you came to ur senses and did not follow it through. Just imagine if she's had your recorded apology as evidence. Maybe you would have been cooling off in prison by now. Most Women remember the slightest bad thing done to them than the greatest good things.

Guys should learn how to use their common sense because most women are very unforgiving. They may act like they've forgiven you but once the right moment present itself, they might easily turn on you and ruin you. Wisdom is always profitable to d wise.
Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Resuscitate: 11:50am On Sep 01, 2022
DanieleLorenzo:

His girlfriend I believe won't be woke enough to think of such.
Still a good advice though. Her friends fit put am for her body.
Don't assume o, humans are sometimes very unpredictable - mostly d ones you think you know too well. In such a situation or a situation that can be used to nail someone, don't ever apologize with any medium that can be used to store ur apology for future reference. Let everything be verbal and face to face.

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Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Resuscitate: 11:30am On Sep 01, 2022
Onyiiobi7735:

Keep calling her till she answers.If you know her residence,try going there,but of course you should know. Persist in calling her, also send text messages.She will definitely turn around.
The poor girl is terrified, judging from what she told you when you almost raped her.
The bottom line is you should visit her and try to mend things with her.Convince her of your sincere repentance.
Chairman let me give you a little advice: whenever you offend someone and the issue is something serious that could be used to nail you, don't ever apologize by sms or through any medium that allows storage of your apology because should the person decide not to let go, he/she can use your stored apology against you in the court of law. Just saying!

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Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Resuscitate: 11:26am On Sep 01, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
She say she no want you still dey force am,be like prison dey hungry you.
You know say na this Kain small act dey make men go prison,2sec she don pin you down with rape case.
We should stop trying to take advantage of a lady regardless of the relationship status.

Call her,and ask for a Meetup if she no gree then go her house go apologise.No make anybody tell you anything,you f up.
It's risky going to her house to apologize if she wouldn't come out for them to talk one on one in a quiet place. People may also notice the tension and want to know what transpired btw them. Such may not go well for him.

The best he can do is d public meetup suggestion and he should do his apology in a way that it won't make a scene or attract attention.
Issues like this usually get worse when third parties get to know about it as they may start influencing her negatively. So he should do all he can to ensure that no third party gets a glimpse of d issue

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Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Resuscitate: 11:20am On Sep 01, 2022
Perez99:
Happy new month y'all. I'll go straight to the point. Pls I need your advise.

Yesterday evening (6:10pm) when I came back from work, a friend of mine who live down the street invited me over to his birthday party. So I quickly freshened up and I went for the party.

There was enough drinks (alcohol), smoke and goat meat pepper soup. Although I don't smoke. I only drink and it's occasionally.

After taking few green bottles, I know I would be very hungry later, so I pleaded with my girlfriend to help me prepare jollof rice and meat, that I'm at a friend's party. I sent her 9k to prepare the food.

As at 8:45pm she called me she's already at my house with the food. So I left the party and headed home to open the door in order not to keep her waiting. Her house isn't far, it's just #100 Keke or bike down to my place

She sat on the couch playing game on her phone, I don't understand what came over me, I was under the influence of alcohol. Omoh! Alcohol na bastard.

The next thing I did, I started kissing her which she responded, she knew I was drunk, she could smell alcohol all over me, then she persuaded me to go eat my food before it's get cold and go take my bath.

Before I knew it I pushed her on the couch to lie down while I unzip my trouser, she said I should stop that she's not in the mood, I didn't listen to her, she crossed her legs so tight while struggling with me that I should stop that she's on her period yet I didn't listen to her.

I was forcing & trying to open her legs while she crossed her legs so tight struggling with me. I was almost gaining access Until she said "Peter do you realize you're about to rape me? Please stop"

Omoh! The word rape reset my head, the highness cleared off my eyes immediately. Honestly I didn't even know what I was doing. I knelt down and I begin to apologize to her.

She stood up and left immediately. I called to apologize but she didn't pick my calls. This morning she texted me saying "I thought I was safe whenever I'm with you. You scared me so much that I don't know if I could continue this relationship"

This girl is a beautiful, caring and nice girl and our relationship is just 5 months. I really love this girl. I don't want to lose her. She always give me good sex but I don't understand what happened yesterday. Infact I quit alcohol from now henceforth. Shayo na bastard. Please how do I apologize to her.

What you did was very wrong and alcohol is not an excuse in the court of law. This is what I'll advise you: don't let anybody see you apologizing to her about the issue, don't allow anyone that know you and her personally know about the issue and finally don't apologize to her through any medium in which she can store or save the apology for future reference like through SMS or WhatsApp.

Let all your apologies be verbal and one on one in case your relationship doesn't work out and she chooses to turn against you tomorrow. Na small things like this dey destroy person life and we should be careful with how we use our freedom because freedom isn't free - it has conditions.

Also, if she's not willing to talk to you at the moment, don't disturb her too much before people would start wanting to know what's up between you two. Give her some time and offer a public meet up.
Be sincere with your apology to her should you have the chance but don't make it noticeable to prying eyes around that they start wondering what you would have done to her.
Always apply common sense in all you do because humans can change at any time. Just saying!

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Resuscitate: 9:43pm On Aug 31, 2022
bologzy:
Delete and relist the name on afternic. Then follow the link in the email afternic sent to you to opt in fast transfer at you registrar. This will work if the domain is more than 60 days old.

You can aswell search for how to opt in afternic fast transfer at your registrar on Google.


Thanks.
Romance / Re: Why l Will Never Marry Girls In Their Early Twenties!! by Resuscitate: 10:34pm On Aug 24, 2022
Rayban25:


In the aspect of high body counts you're not making sense .....between a 24 year old girl and a 33 year old woman who do you think has more mileage and baggage?....most people that tend to pick very young girls pick them for the sole purpose of being fulltime housewives and looking after kids....when ned nwonkwo married regina Daniel's was he expecting her to pay Bills
The OP just dey yarn watin person no understand. For im mind e don make sense. If a girl has already had a high body count in her 20s, won't the body counts be higher by the time she's in her 30s? Some pple no just dey think before dem dey drop points

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Romance / Re: Why l Will Never Marry Girls In Their Early Twenties!! by Resuscitate: 10:31pm On Aug 24, 2022
victooman:
how many women above 60yrs do you know that are unmarried bro? this are cold facts most of we guys dont want to accept, the so called evening newspapers are better, the one in her early twenties is not bringing virginity, neither is she bringing money or experience what actually makes them better.

Facts u said? If an early 20s girl has already gotten a high body count at such a young age, how many body counts do you think she would have had by the time she's in her 30s? There are also many girls in their 30s with no sense, immature, no career path, no moni to their name and no ambition. They're just hoping that someone's son should show up and rescue them from their miseries...

Look, a responsible girl and a girl with substance or something tangible to offer is not by age en. So stop spewing trash and claiming it to be fact. If na girl in her 30s u like, go ahead and stop broadcasting ur shallowness hmm!

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Resuscitate: 1:54pm On Aug 24, 2022
edogu:

Is the domain upto 60days? If it's up to 60 days, you will receive a link in your email email directing you to opt in. But if it's not up to 60days, I doubt if it's possible.

The domains are not up to 60 days, though afternic confirmed that they qualify to be opted into their premium service. Maybe that's why I haven't gotten the link. Thanks for the response. I appreciate.
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Resuscitate: 10:39am On Aug 24, 2022
Pls guys, how do I confirm to afternic that I own the domains I put up for sale on their platform in order to opt in their premium service? They keep sending me mails that I'll get a mail so I can confirm I own the domains so they can opt me in their premium service but I'm not getting any mail for over 3 wks now.
Education / Re: ASUU’s Insistence On 6-Month Salary Stalling Negotiations – Federal Govt by Resuscitate: 9:06am On Aug 19, 2022
divinehand2003:
When Federal Government came up with the "No work, no pay policy", I knew it was a joke. That 6 months salary owed by the government during the strike will be another issue and must be paid before further negotiations are made.

Why should ASUU be paid for the period they didn't work? If u want to strike to fight for good conditions for yourself then you should be prepared to forfeit whatever salary you're supposed to earn for d period of the strike.

If government pay ASUU for months they didn't work it will keep encouraging them to keep doing such. No work, no pay should be implemented so government workers can only go on strike for reasonable issues and seek quick solution to such issues.

If dem pay ASUU, dem no lose anything. Na d students come lose las las and e no dey fair on d students.

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Resuscitate: 10:47pm On Aug 18, 2022
sally49:
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No.he was not telling u that you should not reg newly dropped domain.what he was trying to say is if the domain had been regd for 4 times and dropped 3 times according to the stats you showed.and the said domain had been in market for that period of time;it means those that bought it found it difficult to sell.
That is why they dropped it every year.In that case it unwise to buy such a domain..Shikena
Wow! Thanks for this clear explanation. I understand the point clearly now!
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Resuscitate: 8:27pm On Aug 18, 2022
McTeesticks:
Looks like the whois history of a domain name
From what I see, the domain name is available for registration
If it was recently deleted from a marketplace, personally, I wouldn't touch it. Most likely a Domainer struggled with the name without a sale
Thanks very much bro, I appreciate. So it's risky to register a newly dropped name en? Chai!

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