Am short about 4 ft. Very dark in complexion, with a very big head and enormous K leg. Havent had a girl friend in 20 years. What do i do?

The current gvt is starting something it might find very difficult to control. I pray God intervenes.

Abo oro la n so fo mo luabi, to ba denu re a di o dindin. - a word is enough for the wise.

"Amoku eru wo, oke lewo ewo sale"

"Bent women, ur load is bent. U've ignored the bottom, u re looking at the top" - Literary

"If the foundation is bad, what can the righteous do?" - Connotative

Creativity

Why re u blowing hot and cold all at once?

To ba ma seku, seku. To ba ma seye, seye. Ewo wa ni osekuseye?

Karma

"Bi aba gbagbe oro ana, a o ni reni basere"

"if we dont let bygones be bygones, we might end up with no friends"

Boss

Ologbon ni o ma mo, omoye ni o ma tu.


Only the wise can discern it

Tpia

I intend doing this for a whole week. It is to promote the Yoruba language amongst the current generation.

By the way the sayings are quite interesting and enlightening. Africa has a very rich culture.

Wish I could do the same thing in Igbo and Hausa.

Would probably start an Igbo last when my leave commences.

"Kotu we osi, kosi we otu, lowo fi n mo"

"The right washes the left hand, the left washes the right. Tha's the only why to get the hands clean"

Ori lo mo se asela.

Only God can tell what would make a man prosperous

Tpia

For every statement i make in Yoruba, I put the interpretation below it.

Anyway sorry fo rthe inconvenience.

Agba ti o binu lomore po jojo (it is the accommodating parent that gets the most children).

P.S By the way, they re just adages.

Tpia

Oro sunukun, oju sonukun lafi wo.

A delicate matter requires caution.

Tpia

Oro sunukun, oju sonukun lafi wo.

A delicate matter requires caution

Ode Remo

Igbawo ni maku oniku

Ati kekere lati peka Iroko, to ba dagba ebo niru won gba.

U curb the excesses of an Iroko from it early days. Otherwise, u start to make sacrifices to it when it grows old.

A n wiru, o n wiru.

We on A, u re already jumping to Z. What's the correlation?

Aje ke lana, omo ku loni. Tani o mo aje ana lo pomo je.

The witch displayed yesternight, a child died this morning. Do u need a prophet to tell u the cause of the child's death?

PORKIN

AHOY

E si je ka ma ranti pe:

Kira tita o dola. Ka si ma fi ife ba ra wa lo.

Ka ji re o

Eje ka fi egun otolo to.

Elo

Okun o wo ruru, ka wa ruru.

U dont say becos the ocean is raging u want to dive carelessly into it.

kai

Omo ta o ko ni o gbe ile tako ta.

If u re building houses at the expense of ur children, u can be rest assured that the houses would be brought down by the untrained children.

Getty

Creativity is set in his ways. But, i dare say he is on a sure,albeit, tricky path to wealth and fame.

The likes of Arisekola, Kanu (Youth Earnestly Ask for Abacha aflame) etc walked that path and they are proud they did.

Eni aso fun oba je o gbo.

Tpia

O ko ju abe nko. U just nail it.

There proper interpretation for every Yoruba word have uttered tonite. Am just trying to get people's attention and see if i can make them appreciate the beautify of our culture.

I dont do drugs and am very lucid and sane.

By the way Olopa ewo ni tepe, kila gbe ki leju

Police why go ballistic, what have i stolen. What have u assaulted me with.

Tpia

Of course am sober. It's a monday for christ sake, wait till friday. I wont say becos am done with all my official duties for the year, i would go on a drinking round. Aba.

A o le sope aye daye oladu ka wa ma fi oju egbo tele.

we wont say because the world has gone techy, we start walking barefooted on a sore foot.

Tpia

Headcut is not the solution for an headache

Ori gige ko logun ori fifo

Proverbs are the palm oil with which words (yam) are eaten

500 years

When an handsake goes beyond the elbow, it has become a wrestling match.

BOSS

U re never out of options. U ll always have a choice. Coming back home is an option isnt it.

Ile baba omo ki ba omo leru.

There 2 places you never be rejected, a church and ur granma's house.

Dora

It is only a deaf fly that would follow the corpse into the grave (wailing heightens on lowering the corpse into the grave)

Abere ona ki sina.

He who asks does not miss his way.

Ile labo isimi oko.

Home is where u come to after a day's work

karma!