Karma

Pls dont disappoint me.

2 wrongs dont make a right.

Mamajama

If u know u have the tendency for excessive swelling, then dont go near an head knocking context.

One who is being chased with fire, shouldnt go rubbing petrol on his body.

Ologbon ni o ma ye. Only the wise can discern it.

Nkon eni ki di pupo ka ma binu.


U dont get offended becos ur property has multiplied

Aloy

They are Nigerian just like u and I, so u aint giving me nothing. But about them coming back to give us anything, u can't give what u dont have.


U cant give what u dont have

Was at the Lekki 1998 Holy Ghost Congress, was a worker in the church back then. This is an unfounded lie.

Omo to pekuro ni di agba, omode apa leyin to un na. If cracking nuts on the back of the elders is ur past time, better ur back ready for nut cracking nuts session, when u grow older.

Dayo and cohorts

Prove all things and hold fast the truth. NB never sponsored any Holy Ghost Congress.


Prove all things and hold fast the truth. (Wadi Ongbogbo, ki o si di idi otito mo)

Dayo

From this moment henceforth I disown you as a friend. To think u attend the church. Who is deceiving who then.



The fool says in his heart, there is no God.

The son of a tiger is definitely a cub

If moving forward is becoming challenging, maybe retracing one step might be a wise decision.

Aloy Emeka

If a man is gonna clothe you, u first note his own apparel.

Wondering how Sunday would look, check out saturday evening.

I now know why the average lifespan of the average Nigerian Youth is fast decreasing.

The little child that keeps cracking palm kernels on the back of his elders, should watch out cos his own back would also be used for cracking nuts.

To avoid the protruding branch of the big tree, u need to keep ur distance from the tree itself (Igi gogoro magu mi loju, ato okere lati n wo)

If u call being respectful sucking up to asses, then that's what i want to do for ever.

Dapo

The pot that would lick soup, its bottocks would absorb heat.

Dapo

The pot that would lick soup, its bottocks would absorb heat.

The fact speaks for itself

Mamajama

The child crying understands, while the mother palcifying it is also not at a loss.

The bead that wont break here and wont break there , would someday break somewhere.

The young boy cutting the tree in the bush cant help wondering what angle the tree would fall at, bu the old man in at home already knows the exact position the tree would fall.

Jakumo

Thought you were more sensible than this. Now i know big grammar does not translate to wisdom.

Sorry

Mixing up with some naughty girl like that. Was so scared.

Pele my dear.

OMG

the infamous Mornike of the sexuality/romance forum.

Heard u eat men for breakfast. And my mama warned me not to hook up with ladies online, now am stuck with the notorious Morenike (I need seven days fasting and prayers now).

Anyway do u yahoo?

Dalover

Have u ever considered writing fiction for a living? U simply turn facts around and spin them into fairy tales. Good work chap. Sherdom and Jeffery have a lot to learn from u.

Ebony

Are u Egun/Tapa? And re u Morenike?

By the way, dont u think we shd create anoda thread for our toasting, the owners of this particular one wont be too please with us

MKO obeyed the rule of law, now he is obeying the rule of nature. El Rufai run run run run run run, leave no trail.

U can't hold the bull by the horn when someone else is milking it. - MKO Abiola

By the way, what does IDC mean, pardon my ignorance. Hope no be International Dumping Country

eBONY

Can u handle 15 hausas guys like McUsman, MUZA and still come out victorious? can u deal mercileslly with a bigot like Quotasystm with sustaining injuries? If u can, then am urs anyday.

who is oyb?

OMG to think have been saving for our traditional wedding in Osun Osogbo (Funmi and I). Yepa, abeg help me beg Funmi now.

Sweet T

U re obviously a divorcee

havent heard from Funmi in like 2 days, am really worried.

If am ElRufai

Iceland straight

Muza

Really, I havent noticed the difference