biacan:
let's make a deal post yours den I post mine

hehehe

i used to post my pics on my pussyhunter account na and surely you must have seen at least one


besides me phone's bad and my pictures are all in it...

biacan:
We gat nor secret
I don't know who told you that oooo ar don't know how to dance biko

okay

but do i get to see a pic now........ you'll take it down immediately

Martin0:

But were problem go dey na if preek con dey rise oo! Me I nor want wahala oo I know why I dey talk oo

ahan preek suppose rise normal na

unless say na spiritual lapdance una dey talk about

Martin0:




Hahahahahahah O boy na u be pussyhunter?

Ur name na la bomb oo wait oo nor be u I hear say sick one time

na wa o

so you no just know say na me even after i mention "e-news"........issoraite



and yea but i'm fine now


help me tell bia make she post her pic make i see...............she says she needs ur permission 1st

biacan:
See how you dey pile up lies against me

i'm only kidding na .............

dont worry yours and martin's secret is safe with me......






















...as long as you give me that amazing lap dance martin say you're extremely good at

biacan:
Pussyhunter why are you not using your main

deactivated!!


now answer the bloody question ..........................when are u posting a pic for all to see?

biacan:
Behave

behave kwa

for why?

biacan:
Who tell you that one..... martin nah follow come others nah canterfit

okay o...........no wahala


so when are you posting a pic of the "general queen"

Martin0:


Area dey fine oo! Me and biake! Na wa oo!
For where this new's from fly come! na who telli u dat kin new's su?

E be like say na ur and bia u dey use style style tell me! Abi na una two go together!

Hope say she give u lap dance /twerking oo

the news was from a very reliable source and we plan on airing it (alongside other updates from the beach party) on the 9pm e-news today



you sure say bia fit give correct lap dance so

biacan:
You nor serious

thats the breaking news just reaching our front desk right now ................why you abandon cute martin like that

1, 2 and 6 was what ___ used for ogechi that time

now i believe girls don wise small and these phrases dont work on them anymore

Martin0:


Which one be na wa oo again! Any latest new's

nothing o.............just reading una family chat is all


how area na............i hear say you and bia show face for beach party as couple but she con leave you for PIT when she see oga sin.z

........na wa o

pocohantas:
That means we should avoid dating Nigerian guys...

i knew i'd see you or kimbra here


we're all watching you closely #Special Anti-Feminazi Squad (SAfS)

Adukey:
hmmmm,I know a 28 year old male virgin. So pure at heart, not corrupt minded,he doesn't even know how to tell a lady "I love you" because the word"love" is more than just telling every tom,dick and harry.

and i know a 26 years old virging (me) pure in both heart and mind

..

G'morning

Oyindidi:
You no serious no qualms dear. Good morning

same here


hope you enjoyed your beauty sleep

bodyonchecheche:

Hey sweetie, moved it here because I didn't want you to feel embarrassed

Unfortunately I don't respond to PMs here anymore, I've seen too many horror stories and had my fair share of bad experiences

Thanks a lot for the compliment and honestly it's nothing personal, it's just a personal rule I have

I can remove this message once you've seen it

i know telling you i'm different wont help so i'll just let it slide


plus i understand perfectly well and g'morning BTW


if you ever change ur mind or feel like breaking the rule some other time just hit me up .......or we could even skip step 3 too and try step 4 (exchange of numbers)

Dasherz:
nope .... not sleeping yet

okay okay kill joy

ama go sleep now

hope u have a great night or is it morning rest

Dasherz:
dude you should be in bed ...

oh no!!!
how and when the fvck did i unleash the "kill joy" dasherz

i'm coming lemme go check my previous mgs to see where i got it all wrong

you gonna sleep anytime soon?

bodyonchecheche:

Aww, thanks so much sweetie

I'm a bit of an introvert too so I understand

Heard you had a bit of an accident last year, hope you're a lot better and happy new year

yea i did but i'm fine now.....and same here



okay so i'm done with the 1st and most difficult step (which involved swallowing my fvcked up ego and opening up)..........permission to skip the 2nd step and moveover to the 3rd step (pm)?

Dasherz:
shes' s on nairaland Gucci..queen38 .. beep her

oh really.....thank alot

would give her a mention


how did the tests on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th go..............and ermm shouldnt you be reading ur "principles of chemical something" (i've for gotten the name)

bodyonchecheche:

I would never

okay the thing is i've been crushing.....from even ur heavy norks
being an e-introvert i kept it all bottled up 'cause i know

Dasherz:
lwkm .. just make sure i get an invite

but a girl ish is not a p for u .. P*****Y is head over heel in love with u ..

and what i feel doesnt matter abi..............iffa bite those soft lips of yours now they'll say i'm trying to kiss you ...


abeg let it be known that richard is still single and searching o......any news saying (from prom) otherwise is bogus o


seriously now how's she doing ..........we havent spoken for a while cos i cant access my fb account and i cant seem to get through to heq on phone


i'm begining to think the prob is with my phone and not the network provider

bodyonchecheche:
Lol go for it

okay
but first promise you wont mock me cos it's quite embarrassing

Dasherz:
was referring to NICK .. anyways am back in school

gosh you quite hilarious lately ..

well i'm gonna nick "NICK" and dump him someplace that stinks if he gets too close to you


@embolden........i told you mumcy wants her only son to get married na............and to get married i've got to up my game


heard ladies dig funny guys so i started taking joke classes to up my game


#manmustmarrybefore2019

bodyonchecheche:

Oh right ok I've come across thepussyhunter before lol

cool!!.........was scared you might prolly not who any of my ex-sobriquets


can i tell you a secret.......i havent told anyone this (what ama 'bout to tell you) since it became a secret in 2017