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Crime / Re: Suicidal Man Rescued And Arrested After Jumping Into Lagos Lagoon. Photos/Video by Rincewind(m): 12:00pm On Jun 26, 2018 |
mansamusa08: Wow... I'm really surprised anyone would claim Nigeria has one of the lowest suicide rates. You can't make that claim with the dearth of data we have here. Even the statistics given by WHO which tells us that Nigeria is the 30th most suicide prone of 138 countries, and 10th in Africa is suspect as I'm sure a lot of cases go unrecorded. I agree Japan might have a higher suicide rate as they have this depression culture going for their teens. |
Crime / Re: Suicidal Man Rescued And Arrested After Jumping Into Lagos Lagoon. Photos/Video by Rincewind(m): 6:32am On Jun 26, 2018 |
“What do you mean she’s depressed?” Madam Comfort asked with an incredulous expression. “Madam, your daughter attempted to kill herself because she is sad and the sadness is affecting her emotionally.” The doctor elucidated. Madam Comfort clapped her hands together in disbelief “So,you are saying my daughter is mad,eh?” She shouted. “No ma, please don’t get me wrong. What I mean is that, psychologically your…” “Thank you doctor for your big grammar…” Madam Comfort said cutting off the doctor. “But ma…” Madam Comfort beat her chest with her perfectly manicured hand for effect. “I know it is the American film Irene is watching that is too much, all these jargons you are saying is for oyinbo children and my daughter is just trying to be naughty but don’t worry I know what to do, I will teach her a lesson she will never forget.” “Ma, that’s not the…” “Oh! Shut up,” Madam Comfort snapped and the doctor flinched. “What do you know eh? You want to teach me how to train my child.” Madam Comfort hissed before taking a dramatic gait out of the doctor’s office. Irene knew she was in the soup the minute she spotted the beautiful doctor with an angelic smile and the scowl on her mother’s face. Without sparing Irene a glance, madam Comfort stormed to the car where Irene was waiting. “God, please help me.” Irene muttered as her mother got into the car. Neither mother nor daughter spoke throughout the thirty minutes drive to the house. The tension in the air was thick, almost choking Irene. Irene was too scared to speak. Madam Comfort was simply too furious to acknowledge her naughty seventeen year old, cheap attention seeker of a daughter. No sooner had Madam Comfort parked the car than Irene jumped out and began her purposeful stride to the house. “Young lady” Madam Comfort cold voice rang out, halting Irene in her steps “Ye…Yes…mummy,” Irene stammered. “Do you think you can make me lose all the money I was supposed to make in the shop yesterday and today and go scot free, you have made a very stupid decision and you will bear the consequences. Shebi, the doctor said you’re mad, don’t worry I will wring that madness out of you today,” To read the rest of this heart-rendering and touching story, pls visit https://zegist.com/t/thisisnigeria-frozen-heart/7068?u=bof Make sure to like and leave a comment if possible. Thank you. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: There Will Be No Christians In Nigeria In Next 25 Years – NCEF Warns by Rincewind(m): 2:47pm On Jun 24, 2018 |
Obainoneandonly: In 300 years time, everybody would be atheist. Only the absolute backwards would claim theism. |
Business / Re: Is Naija Taxi A Scam? by Rincewind(m): 12:57pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
topsam1: Even if you want to get a refund, you must refer first. Paragraph six... Naija taxi is a ponzi scam. Or at least its has the major attribute of a ponzi scheme, minus them having a legit business. No affiliate marketing or MLM makes it compulsory to refer before you can withdraw your money. 2 Likes |
Investment / Re: Is Naija Taxi Affiliate Marketing A Scam? by Rincewind(m): 3:01pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
Lambano23: He says here to stay... The new policy which states that you have to refer a person before you can withdraw makes it a perfect ponzi scheme. Affiliate marketing have no such clause. |
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Splashes N75 Million To Drag Me Down - Senator Dino Melaye Says by Rincewind(m): 8:58am On Jul 19, 2016 |
SamMilla1: Clap clap clap. Ure so smart Hawkings would lick d dirt off ur feet if he could. Your if when used in the context above presupposes categorically dat the action performed is a forgone conclusion. Pls go back to ur books and learn grammer construction again... 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Splashes N75 Million To Drag Me Down - Senator Dino Melaye Says by Rincewind(m): 8:45am On Jul 19, 2016 |
SamMilla1: I do not understand how sane and logical human beings can just accept what any politician says without looking to check it's veracity. Has he provided the transfer papers for u to see? Why jump to conclusion without using that thing upstais dat supposedly makes us smarter dan apes... 1 Like |
Education / Re: Delta State Polytechnic Otefe Robbed by Rincewind(m): 1:43pm On Jun 10, 2016 |
End time thieves, God save us. 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Rincewind(m): 5:48pm On May 24, 2016 |
cao: Lol dudette, I'm not roleplaying. It's not in my skill set. |
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Rincewind(m): 1:17pm On May 18, 2016 |
cao: My most positive moment? I'm sure u don't mean hanging over the edge of the world and having a polite conversation with DEATH as a positive moment. Thats one of the high points in my life, " are the stars all turtles swimming through the universe and do life exist on them" A very good question to ask while trying not to go sailing into space |
Politics / Re: Fuel Hike: NLC-TUC Strike Updates by Rincewind(m): 1:04pm On May 18, 2016 |
Exams ongoing here in unilag, strike no dey smell for here oo. Don't know if they'll still strike but it's bussiness as usual here in Unilag. 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Rincewind(m): 7:30pm On May 17, 2016 |
cao: Setting the stage for evolution in a day isn't a bad vacation goal or what d'you think |
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Rincewind(m): 6:41pm On May 17, 2016 |
cao: Well, setting up the stage for evolution isn't bad for a days work. |
Politics / Re: FG Proposes N120 Per Litre, Labour Leaders Kick by Rincewind(m): 9:27am On May 17, 2016 |
dunkem21:See my guy, as if na okirika den dey haggle on top, Abeg shift jare. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: FG Proposes N120 Per Litre, Labour Leaders Kick by Rincewind(m): 9:24am On May 17, 2016 |
omenka: because they need to generate money to execute projects, its just like taxing. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: 4 Modular Refineries Will Soon Take Off — FG by Rincewind(m): 9:20am On May 17, 2016 |
caleb404: Most people have no problem with Jonathan's policy, he was a good economic policy maker, but he surrounded himself with some of the most corrupt people Nigeria ever experienced. May God make Nigeria Great, let's all try to be patient, it's hard but with God all things are possible.. |
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Rincewind(m): 9:04am On May 17, 2016 |
cao: Taking a well deserved break with the creator. |
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Rincewind(m): 10:54pm On May 14, 2016 |
Bow for I AM RINCEWIND 1 Like |
Politics / Re: #ChinaTrip: Lai Mohammed Reacts To Letter To NBC by Rincewind(m): 7:55am On May 14, 2016 |
three: Are people so blinded not to have seen the " attached is details of expenditure". What we should be asking is how come sahara reporters didn't leak the attached expenditure also.. And again not everything should be made public, some secrets should and must be kept from populace, don't know if this one warrants it though.
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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Founded Niger-Delta Avengers – Ex-Militants' Leader, Akpodoro by Rincewind(m): 7:47am On May 14, 2016 |
Ptoocool: Hello wailing zombie, had ur fix of Jonathan milk shake this morning? |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Meets With Forte Oil, Shares Photos After by Rincewind(m): 7:44am On May 14, 2016 |
olayinka807: Iyalaya anybody, keep rocking babe, no time for sme sme... 1 Like |
Business / Re: Dangote Tomato Processing Company Suspends Production by Rincewind(m): 7:25am On May 14, 2016 |
Don't compare Yoruba states to boko haram states please. Wetin dem sabi? They think agriculture is just about seed + soil + water. [/quote] Bro, dem sabi pass us, they're the agricultural mainstay of Nigeria in some crops, we shld try not to let ethnicity cloud our judgement. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ex-Heads Of State Got Armoured Cars From Dasuki - Daily Trust by Rincewind(m): 11:18am On Dec 15, 2015 |
End time cars |
Romance / Re: When She Wants A God Fearing Husband (Hilarious Photo) by Rincewind(m): 11:58am On Dec 13, 2015 |
End time husbands 1 Like |
Health / Re: How To Heal Cracked Feet Quickly by Rincewind(m): 11:44am On Dec 13, 2015 |
End time feet |
Religion / Re: The Coming Back Of Jesus: How To Be Prepared As A Christian by Rincewind(m): 11:39am On Dec 13, 2015 |
End time preparation |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo, Ambode Dance At Redeemed Convention (Photos) by Rincewind(m): 11:37am On Dec 13, 2015 |
End time convention 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Bbm Introduces Another Awesome Feature, Check It Out! by Rincewind(m): 11:34am On Dec 13, 2015 |
End time feature.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Camera Test: Tecno Camon C8 13MP Camera Image Quality That Will WOW You by Rincewind(m): 1:49pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
This is a phone with a price tag of <28k, of course u can't compare it to Samsung's higher grade phones, but it's arguably better dan most Samsung budget phones, u can check d specs online urself. And megapixel matters but not really, it is PPI dat matters and it has very good ppi for a budget phone. A very good phone for low budgeters without breaking the bank. All fingers are not equal my guys just dey tank god say u get money buy s5 and am not talking to second handers oo.. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Rincewind(m): 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2015 |
Pls any Muslim Animal Science or Zoology from Unilag should pls contact me. 08126096083.. |
Politics / Re: How I Silenced Buhari Supporters Today. by Rincewind(m): 2:43am On Mar 26, 2015 |
emiye:I wan laugh die hahaha 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: APC Is Full Of Christians - VP Sambo by Rincewind(m): 12:24pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
chidiswt: And which youths would u trust with the mantle of presidency, coz I can't really think of one. |
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