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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Send P.m,quote,make Bold E.t.c by Rizmo(m): 9:45pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Thank you OP |
NYSC / Re: Male Corper Batters Female Corper In Abia, Removes Her Teeth With Hammer (Pic) by Rizmo(m): 9:29pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
ok |
NYSC / Re: Male Corper Batters Female Corper In Abia, Removes Her Teeth With Hammer (Pic) by Rizmo(m): 9:25pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
[b][/b] For what nao!!! |
Health / Re: #RipMayowa Trends As Nigerians Mourn Mayowa Ahmed by Rizmo(m): 9:05pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
FuckTheMod: Eyah.....who did this to you? I am shaming for you already. 15 Likes |
Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Who Kidnaps & Sells Children Arrested In Anambra (pic) by Rizmo(m): 9:00pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Juliaann:Yes. Not refuting that fact dearie! But such cases are prevalent in the 'sun rise' part of this kwontiri. 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Who Kidnaps & Sells Children Arrested In Anambra (pic) by Rizmo(m): 8:50pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Only in the Eastern part of Nigeria. 'Fear North' but 'Run from Easterners' 24 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Celia Savage Taking Care Of Jamil (Tiwa Savage's Mother) by Rizmo(m): 2:09pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
The small boy head no resemble Tee Bliz own ooo. Abi na bcus na different barbers dey carve them? 8 Likes |
Food / Re: Local Rice Hits Lagos Market For N14,000 (Photos) by Rizmo(m): 2:07pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
I have a dream that one day Nigerians will begin to see each other as brothers and live as one inseparable entity. This I pray through Christ our Lord. Amen!! 8 Likes |
NYSC / Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 8:49am On Aug 20, 2016 |
Misskaycee21:Thanks dearie! |
NYSC / Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 7:10am On Aug 20, 2016 |
Ayo12345:sent.... |
NYSC / Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 7:08am On Aug 20, 2016 |
Bruno3000:sent... |
NYSC / Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 7:04am On Aug 20, 2016 |
Misskaycee21:sent.... |
NYSC / Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 5:35pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Mcee96:Sent |
NYSC / Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 5:34pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
MRemscob:sent |
NYSC / Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 5:30pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
classicTutor:Sent. |
NYSC / Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 5:30pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
jennysuper:Sent. |
NYSC / Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 1:30pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
jideniceguy:Sent it. Pls acknowledge receipt. |
NYSC / Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 12:18am On Aug 08, 2016 |
Benjom:Grateful sir. |
NYSC / Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 4:04pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
xfire:I will sir. Once again, I am grateful. |
NYSC / Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by Rizmo(m): 3:15pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
I am so grateful to God for taking me off the labour market even before I stepped into it. I started applying for jobs early last month. Got an invite for the last application. It was a very tough interview sessions. Got interviewed by 3 different department inclusive of the MD. The MD curiosity was based on how I got his private email. Long story short, I was asked to give them my date of resumption. I will have my POP as a worker. All glory to *God*. I want to use this medium to thank the nairaland crew, xfire (learnt so much from his thread "getting the dream job" Debbie for her posts, www..com (their cv formats and tutoring work), the internet (third time I am getting a placement via the internet), Seun (the nairaland brain), lalasticlala and all nairalanders. #happymood# 4 Likes 1 Share |
NYSC / My Experience With A Dreaded Lagos Pickpocket by Rizmo(m): 12:15pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Coming from Abuja, a city inhabited by the most "smartest" Pickpockets, I used to think that I was probably the last person a "learning" pocket-picking street urchin could ever outsmart. My most memorable encounter with those dreaded touts yesterday kept me pondering all day. In broad day light. Before my very eyes. And in the shortest known flash to a man, I was dispossessed of my phone. Funny enough, I was forced to sheepishly grin while the whole drama was unfolding. The fact I was spotting the NYSC khaki maybe informed their devilish decision. The misdirecting antiques and approach of the "master" pickpocket was inexplicably laudable. Honestly, I was thrilled. But thank God for the spirit of timely revelation. Though he succeeded in picking the phone without an iota of suspicion, before he could say Jack Robinson I realized the larceny. I got my phone back from him without hassle. In my conclusion, the smartest pickpocket in Abuja is a "learning learner" in Lagos. |
Politics / Re: Reps Budget Padding Crisis Embarrassing To Apc—timi Frank by Rizmo(m): 10:12am On Jul 30, 2016 |
Embarrassing? Really? What were you expecting when you have rogues in your house? Meanwhile here is my experience yesterday in Lagos. Coming from Abuja, a city inhabited by the most "smartest" Pickpockets, I used to think that I was probably the last person a "learning" pocket-picking street urchin could ever outsmart. My most memorable encounter with those dreaded touts yesterday kept me pondering all day. In broad day light. Before my very eyes. And in the shortest known flash to a man, I was dispossessed of my phone. Funny enough, I was forced to sheepishly grin while the whole drama was unfolding. The fact I was spotting the NYSC khaki maybe informed their devilish decision. The misdirecting antiques and approach of the "master" pickpocket was inexplicably laudable. Honestly, I was thrilled. But thank God for the spirit of timely revelation. Though he succeeded in picking the phone without an iota of suspicion, before he could say Jack Robinson I realized the larceny. I got my phone back from him without hassle. In my conclusion, the smartest pickpocket in Abuja is a "learning learner" in Lagos. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Vacancies: Fresh Graduate& Experience by Rizmo(m): 11:17pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Dcarding:What is the location? And what is the name of the company? |
Culture / Re: Emir Sanusi Buys Rolls Royce Phantom (Photos) by Rizmo(m): 11:02am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Nigerian politicians....... Driving world's most expensive cars on dilapidated death traps called roads. *hisses* ..No matter how high the eagle soar, it will always return to the ground to pick on its preys... Meanwhile, other politicians are busy padding the already devalued budget. While other shameless ones are still jostling for key positions. 4 Likes |
Politics / How To “pad” The Nigerian Budget And Be A Billionaire by Rizmo(m): 2:09pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
The public row between the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara, and his erstwhile ally and former chairman of the House Appropriation Committee, Abdulmumin Jibrin, has provided a glimpse into how lawmakers routinely make billions of naira by inserting fictitious projects into the national budget each year. Nigerians have been appalled at the scale of alleged fraud perpetrated in the National Assembly, as revealed by Mr. Jibrin. PREMIUM TIMES’ digital lead, Emmanuel Ogala, who covered the National Assembly for years, compiles some of the spilled secrets that summarily highlight the many ways criminal-minded lawmakers steal from the nation’s commonwealth. Here are 11 ways to get rich quickly through the budget: 1. Get elected into the National Assembly –you can go to Senate or House of Representatives. It doesn’t really matter. 2. Be a good friend of the Speaker or Senate President, and the respective chairpersons of appropriation committees. That is the legislative committee that vets the budget. 3. Think up some flimsy projects – say, boreholes to provide water for your poor constituents. It is called constituency project. 4. Look for a government agency or ministry that can smuggle that project into the budget for you and lobby the target Minister or DG. Of course the respective committee chairman in the National Assembly must know. 5. Set up a company. Or get your spouse, brother, sister, or loyalist to register a company that can execute your chosen project. 6. Plead with the chairman of the Appropriation Committee to edit the budget and include your project under the agency or ministry that you lobbied. Because budget figures are usually large, this may seem like adding a cup of water to River Niger. If appropriation chairman refuses to play, lobby the Speaker or the Senate President. 7. Say ‘aye’ on the day the budget is put up for debate. (This step is not very critical. You can decide not to show up and it will be bundled with the entire budget and passed. Almost all of your colleagues are in it.) 8. After the Ministry of Finance has released funds, approach the head of the agency to award the contract for your project to the company in #5. Most heads may require their share upfront. You can’t trust anyone in this business! 9. The company gets cash deposit from ministry or agency. It is withdrawn and handed to you. You can share with anyone that helped the process, but you’ll sure retain the bulk of it. 10. Sink a borehole in your community with a very tiny fraction of the money and call national TVs to come cover the “commissioning of your constituency projects”. 11. Plan for next year. Did we miss anything? http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/207610-how-nigerian-senators-reps-pad-national-budgets-and-make-billions.html |
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill 85-year-old Imam In Ogun (PIX) by Rizmo(m): 1:51pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
neocortex: neocortex: |
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill 85-year-old Imam In Ogun (PIX) by Rizmo(m): 11:36am On Jul 27, 2016 |
....and they are progressing slowly into the west. It's a shame!!! BTW OP please change your thread caption. It does not depict the content of the thread. Suggestion: Just put it 'a cleric died from a phobia common to a particular tribe when hoodlums invaded a community'. From the caption, we will deduce the region he hailed from. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Baby Musa Reunites With His Family by Rizmo(m): 10:54pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
abike12:He could be the Nigerian Jessica Cox....who knows? |
Family / Re: Baby Musa Reunites With His Family by Rizmo(m): 10:49pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
abike12:Not refuting that fact. But Sis, my enthusiasm for offsprings informed my comment. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Baby Musa Reunites With His Family by Rizmo(m): 10:33pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
Poor child!! His life has been completely ruined. Now a eunuch... What is my pride as a man without my 'pee pee'? 6 Likes |
Religion / Re: CAC Abule-Ijesha Members Fight As Pastor Is Thrown Out Of Church In Lagos by Rizmo(m): 5:14pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Some of our religious leaders have become "Nigerian politicians" 1 Like 1 Share |
Crime / Re: UNIBEN Student Poisons Fellow Students (photos) - Bishop10 by Rizmo(m): 11:43am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Eyah......if dem go heaven, they are safe. But if God mete out his judgement according to his word in the bible, na now their Joni go start. |
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