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Crime / Re: INFIDELITY: Husbands Kill Wives In Delta, Anambra by rocksteady419(m): 8:32am On Mar 24, 2015
Is it just me or is it dat women have really step up their infidelity game? Of late ive heard of numerous cases of female infidels. God help us all cry. #teamsaynotorelationships#saynotomarriages
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by rocksteady419(m): 9:19am On Mar 17, 2015
Xiadnat:


Where in mouth? Is it teeth/gums? Lips? Tongue? The walls of mouth/sides? Any sores, rashes etc? And for how long has mouth pain persisted. ?
..Doc please can I get ur email address.. Wanna discuss some pressing issues with u. Thanks
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by rocksteady419(m): 9:17am On Mar 17, 2015
Dr.Xiadnat....pls ild love to get ur email address I av some medical issues to discuss with u. Thanks n God bless
Culture / Re: Nigerian Native Names And Their Meanings by rocksteady419(m): 7:35pm On Mar 11, 2015
Bini people in d house wo yie Oya make una start dey upload d meanings of these ones

Osasere
Osaze
Uyi
Osato
Osadolor
Osakpolor
Osayamen
Osarunwese...n co

Idoma people I neva hear una voice o
Idoma la da mee...get ur names rolling in.

Calabar pipo I sight una.. Aba die?..unto hailing
Family / Re: Tears Of A Woman Whose Husband Is A Porn Addict- Read Now! by rocksteady419(m): 1:08am On Mar 11, 2015
smakati:
actually its jada fire, but don't ask me how I know
The Bible says "by their fruits we shall know dem"
Religion / Re: What Was Actually The Forbidden Fruit In The Garden Of Eden?fruit Or Fornication by rocksteady419(m): 1:05am On Mar 11, 2015
I av a strong feeling it wasn't a fruit.. I feel dat it might av being a plant, a leave or something. I know of only one thing dat grows in a garden dat can open ur inner wisdom, it has d power to open ur eyes to d deepest secrets of dis world but that thing is definitely not a fruit.... grin

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Family / Re: Tears Of A Woman Whose Husband Is A Porn Addict- Read Now! by rocksteady419(m): 7:17am On Mar 10, 2015
Ive being carrying out a research on porn addiction for a period of aeon n so far my critical history n historiography of dis study has enlightened me to d fact dat d addiction has all d trappings of a spiritual saga. I find it very discombobulating n lugubrious dat dis addiction has nothing to do with a spouses dexterity in bed, even Jordan Fires husband or bf as d case may b can also b a porn addict despite d fact dat she possesses immeasurable bed skills n she squirts for africa
Religion / Re: 20 Common Dreams And Spiritual Warfare (please Read) by rocksteady419(m): 4:14am On Mar 08, 2015
I always av dreams were im driving fresh cars, wat does dat mean Abeg?
Family / Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by rocksteady419(m): 9:41pm On Mar 06, 2015
I don't blame ur neighbours, its their jobs dat allows dem get home as early as 6pm I blame. Assuming dey work on d island n stay at okokomaiko i for c d power wey dem for use dey shine Congo wen dem reach house around 10-11pm. Besyds, don't dey av any oda thing to do other than sex?? Bottomline Op, reason with d man. Tell him dat their sexual activities makes ur family facilitate between exorbitant enthusiasm n irrational irritability just to sleep.

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Car Talk / Re: Funny Names Nigerians Give To Cars by rocksteady419(m): 9:00pm On Mar 05, 2015
Twasnt naija dat gave those Hondas end of discussion and discussion continues o..twas d company dat did

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Romance / Re: joystick Size Averages Studies Of The World 2015, See Where Nigeria Falls by rocksteady419(m): 3:06pm On Mar 02, 2015
UnimkeAk:


I dey sell pampers oh !
grin
...
No vex na 3guys n 3 girls I mean
Romance / Re: joystick Size Averages Studies Of The World 2015, See Where Nigeria Falls by rocksteady419(m): 10:03am On Mar 02, 2015
Some naija guys dey game o..I had always being bragging about d size of my joystick until we had a small orgy at my place (3 guys 3 girls). D size of one of my guys pipe humbled me, twas about 14inches long n 9inches girth. After seeing dat my mentality changed. sad
Family / Re: "My Wife Wears Sexy Dresses..but Wouldn't Let Me Touch Her" A Husband by rocksteady419(m): 10:39pm On Feb 18, 2015
If my wife do me dat kind tin wahala no dey, I go run am "R n B"..."rape n beg" grin
Family / Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by rocksteady419(m): 9:59pm On Feb 18, 2015
Slap my mama? shocked....she better commits suicide afterwards cos if I catch her she wud wish she was dead...Mtchewwww.
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Have Played With This And Who Remeberd This? by rocksteady419(m): 11:29am On Feb 10, 2015
And wen we dance under the moon our movement steady like "koso" wink- Tu face
Celebrities / Re: M.I Reveals 5 Nigerian Women He's Crushing On by rocksteady419(m): 10:41pm On Feb 05, 2015
My own case is serious, ive being crushing on Allison Madueke since 2007..its so bad dat I even dream of her. U don't need to tell me, I no I nid deliverance sad

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Romance / Re: Would You Allow Yourself To Be Kissed Like This? by rocksteady419(m): 7:22am On Feb 05, 2015
WTH

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