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Career / Re: If You Had The Chance To Go Back To School Will You Still Study The Same Course by rokisammy: 7:44am On Sep 21, 2019 |
Julius444: God WHY??!!! You're the tenth geographer I'm seeing on NL and all of them are complaining about the same thing.... I'm a die-hard fan/lover of geography, like I have so much passion for that shit (I don't know why, plus I love Graphics Design too, I currently do the latter) I have been planning to take Jamb nxt year, but seeing the way all geographers are complaining... Should I just leave it and go learn graphics design from a computer school? 6 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Joel Benson Kachi 'Daughters Of Chibok' Wins Venice Film Festival Award by rokisammy: 4:24pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
I have a story like this in my head.... About a young Nigerian Soldier in the Boko Haram war... I don't want it to end in my head alone, I want everyone to see it 2 Likes 1 Share |
Culture / Re: Quran, Ifa And The Bible By Abdulrazaq O Hamzat by rokisammy: 8:46am On Jul 05, 2019 |
Joromi12: So you expect Egyptians that are basically Muslims to credit such a historical incident to the Bible.... ��� 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Quran, Ifa And The Bible By Abdulrazaq O Hamzat by rokisammy: 8:03am On Jul 05, 2019 |
Siralgebra04: Oga Oya give one example |
Properties / Re: Anambra Plans Demolition Of Over 100 Homes by rokisammy: 7:58am On Jul 05, 2019 |
Ftc |
Culture / Re: Quran, Ifa And The Bible By Abdulrazaq O Hamzat by rokisammy: 7:57am On Jul 05, 2019 |
Joromi12: Pharaoh Rhamses II you can still Google to see his almost undecayed body |
Literature / Re: Absalom's Revenge by rokisammy: 6:52pm On Feb 02, 2019 |
Chapter two Slowly days turned to weeks and weeks into month, Daniel and I had written our POST UTME to the same school to study Mechanical and Electrical Eng. Respectively, our scores guarantee a spot in the admission list, I couldn’t wait any more, school life that I’ve been daydreaming about was just few months away, it was turning out to be a typical Saturday Man united had lost their second match on a row now, I was pissed, Daniel as usual was laughing as loud as he sang The “GGMU” song to taunt me, I got up and made for my room, then I got the message, “my boyfriend wants to organize a party, do you wanna come, please don’t say no” she added as much pleading emojis to the message as she could, then I turned around to ask Daniel about it, he wasn’t fond of her, he had described her as manner-less recalling the time ‘May’ whose real was Mayowa had come to visit me, she and Daniel didn’t get well together or so I thought until now, reader I’m trying to make this story as short as possible yet so detailed so you don’t miss a point, I walked back to our spacious sitting room, “ There’s a party this weekend bro, you wanna come?”, “oya turn-up sneh!” Daniel retorted as he switched the channel to a cartoon channel, “ancient of days, as old as you are” I joked, Daniel didn’t care he loved sponge bob squarepants to a fault, “na you sabi, anyways whose party is it?” he asked, “Mayowa’s” I replied, he frowned “count me out bro”, he looked like he wouldn’t change his mind after trying to persuade him, not that I really wanted him to but Daniel was easy access to get my parent’s permission, they did almost everything he asked for, and besides he was guardian always watching out for me in parties, he tilted his neck to look back a bit he knew what I was thinking, “don’t worry I’d help you get your folks consent”, I smiled widely, “thanks bro” I got near him and patted him on the back, he rubbed my hands and whispered what seemed to sound like ‘Absalom’s revenge’, “I didn’t catch that bro” I asked, “no be you, I dey talk to” he replied. Weekend came as fast as it could, Daniel had gotten my parents’ consent under the lie that both of us were going together, I dressed up as ‘swagly’ when it came to fashion I was better than Daniel he had a poor fashion sense, as he got in his jeans and a Paris-Saint German jersey, with the way he was going about it I knew he was headed for the football field, I stepped out, Tosin got a glimpse of me on her way to the kitchen “You’re looking dapper egbon” she shouted, most time I felt the only reason why she was born was to torment me in every possible way and she had succeeded cause I never knew when she was serious with me or pulling my legs, all my older sisters were in their respective boyfriends house else I could have gotten one of them to access me, I had gone to jerry-coil my hair, I went into my mom’s room to look at the mirror(this mirror was the biggest in our house) funny of me to use ‘was’ well the government had confiscated it now, back to the story, my perfume was carefully sprayed not too much yet not too small, I bounced confidently or so my ‘New Balance’ always made me feel, “don’t stay longer than as agreed oh” Daniel said as he made for the field, and I made for what I would call ‘The beginning of the end’. I got to the party a bit late, I dialed Mayowa’s number and informed her of my arrival as the gateman wouldn’t open up unless I had someone on the inside, she stepped out the gate, I was wowed, my eyes focused on her waist particularly, it was such a sight, I imagined my hands on those waists whilst we danced, I really hoped I got her attention today cause we’d always talked about relationships, she was aware I was single and I was aware that Collins her boyfriend was a total prick (or so I thought), so maybe today was the right day nut in her boyfriend’s house?, “we’d see” I said, I was so lost in thought I didn’t notice she had gotten beside me “see what” she asked curiously, “nothing” I said, she looked at me with some dirty-flirty eyes, held my hand then dragged me inside the house, how I wished an angel would have just stopped us in our tracks and ordered me to go back, but even if he did come, I was lost in the thought of romance that I’d asked him to fvck off!, we got inside the house, the sitting room was were the party was being held, I saw a corridor that parted rooms, which I thought were just 4 or thereabout, “come lemme introduce you” she beacon me to follow her, my eyes went back to her behind, oh my G… they were massive and dancing about as she walked briskly in front of me, my moses rod showed interest as it tied to pop its head outta it confinement, ‘no way;’ I thought, I tried to compose myself, we got to the sitting room, it was filled with music, energetic half naked teenagers like me dancing rhythmically to the vibes of Wizkid – Ojuelegba, there was a weird smell in the place but I didn’t bother everyone around held a red cup drinking God-knows-what the ones that weren’t drinking were smoking, I tapped her from back “you said it was just a small party” “ yeah I did but you see Collins has a nack for big things” as she said big things my eyes went back to her behind, ‘he does’ I said to myself, after squeezing our through the crowd we got to a corner of the sitting room, about 6 boys sat together round a table, each having a girl on his lap, except one, “hey babe” Mayowa called, the one without a girl stood up and walked towards me with that Sylvester Stallion posture I knew I was in for it |
Literature / Absalom's Revenge by rokisammy: 6:35pm On Feb 02, 2019 |
Hi nairalanders, this is the first complete story I’ve written, I hope y’all enjoy it, Jahbless! DISCLAIMER: This story is purely fiction and any relations to an actual event or person(s) is purely co-incidental. COPYRIGHTS: No part of this story should be published or rewritten in any form without the permission of the writer, interested people should contact the writer on rokisammy@gmail.com. Chapter one Hi esteemed reader, my name is David Bernard, I’m 21 years old, currently I’m at the EFCC hq, as part of a murder/fraud case, how did I get to be in this position? , that’s what I’m going to let you know in this short story of mine now pay full attention as it is important you do. I graduated from sec. school in the year 2015, I wrote my SSCE the same year and my JAMB, but my SSCE wasted my chances of admission that year as I had D7 in Physics and Maths, I’ve to wait another extra year at home, know something about me, I’m not a friend-freaky kind of person, like im not quick to become friends with anybody unless it seemed necessary, I’m openy attracted to girls, I like to joke around with and stuffs but I had no girlfriend, now speaking of friends, there this one person that had glued me to himself, Daniel, he has been my friend(or so I thought he was) since SS1, very stubborn, funny at the same time, has average intelligence in studies, now back to myself, just because I said I don’t have a girlfriend doesn’t mean im a saint, though im a virgin but trust me I’ve done enough things that doesn’t qualify me as one,mehn, at that time I was frustrated and university life was all I craved, “Damn, the admission process in this country is so fvcked” Daniel said as we walked out of a registration center, the heat burned my skin immediately I stepped into the sun reminding me of the 24/7 Ac in the hall we just exited, the servers were down and we were to come the next day, “I just tire for this kin country, person must write WAEC, UTME and POST UTME together, just to go school”, I retorted, “and you must not fail one, else na next year tins be that” I said again, “Wo make we leave them jare cause nobody cares about the citizens even people wey pass every every self nor see school gate talkless of enter” Daniel said, “na true sha, government officials just dey do chop and clean mouth, useless people” I added, then Daniel looked at me with some kind of expression I would call angry, but I matched it the fact that he was probably frustrated, even I was too, now this is where all my troubles began, I brought out my phone, opened my facebook app, I’m not an FBF(Facebook Famous) so I rarely attract friend request but this particular day, I’d seen 3 friend requests, the other 2 had been there since like 6 months and I wasn’t going to accept them, they were my aunts, the new one had a username ‘Itz Pretty May’, I tilted my phone towards Daniel, “you sabi am”, he took my phone without replying and gave me back after a few seconds, ‘friend request accepted’, I was furious but I didn’t show it, “why you go accept am like dat now….ah” I grunted, “bro you need more girls than boys in your life right now” Daniel replied, “geraway jare pussy-monger” I joked, Daniel took it as usual he bared his brown teeth, I’ve always wondered why teeth were so brown, some folks back in sec. school even nicknamed him ‘Cap’n Jack Daniel Sparrow’, “see you tomorrow” I said after we parted ways at our respective routes, I got home that evening, took my shower, eat, slept like crazy, on a normal day I wake up around 8:30 A.M, I’m a very lazy person in nature to worsen matters I was the only boy, with 3 fully-grown waiting to be wedded sisters, so house-chores rarely came my way even if it did I would pass it down to our last-born Tosin, very lousy and stubborn fellow but I really like her, I rubbed my sleepy eyes and posed as if I wanted to stand but then I dozed again, and when it seems my period of dozing was better than the sleep itself until my phone notification sound ruined it, a message from ‘Itz pretty May’ “good morning” it read, I replied “morning dear”, dropped my phone again, stood up made for the toilet, to bathe and freshen up only to come back to meet Daniel with my phone, he grinned widely as he saw me, Daniel was the closest friend I had, my parents are used to having him around, so basically he’s like another member of my family plus my dad has decided to sponsor his education after learning about the demise of his parents in an accident, I made way to spank him on the head, “just because you know my phone password doesn’t give you the authority to use without permission”, “see mumu claiming rights sha, I’m trying to help you here”, I grabbed my phone from him and glanced through it, the next reply from ‘May’ was her Whatsapp number, “you see?... go get dressed jare lets go back to dah registration sh!t”, I beamed in my mind I was happy, but Daniel? How did he manage to get her number so quick? |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by rokisammy: 8:00am On Jan 22, 2019 |
most times the series come out a lot different than their leaks, could be hbo demselves messing with us 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by rokisammy: 7:04pm On Jan 19, 2019 |
armadeo: armadeo: armadeo:lol but i think they'll build a wall of dragon glass when ice and fire meet, my curiousity is what will happen to tyrion and jamie, there's been some theories that tyrion isn't a lannister, or will both of them die by the hands of dany? Since the lion fell and was engulfed in flames |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by rokisammy: 5:05pm On Jan 18, 2019 |
armadeo:g.o.t made it themselves bro |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by rokisammy: 11:51am On Jan 18, 2019 |
Nicolars: check for older ones bro, this is the latest one |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by rokisammy: 9:01am On Jan 18, 2019 |
Nicolars: i said 'teaser' not trailer check g.o.t official fb page ynu'll see it |
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by rokisammy: 12:34am On Jan 18, 2019 |
weares4lent: dah album is an eyeopener the kind we all need to sit our asses and listen to |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by rokisammy: 12:27am On Jan 18, 2019 |
the teaser already made us know jon will lose the winterfell battle, now in that same teaser it shows the lion falling and consumed by the fire it means dany will win cersei, but what i don't understand is what will happen to tyrion and jamie?, if the lion falls and get burnt does that means dany will kill them? |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by rokisammy: 9:16pm On Jan 16, 2019 |
Akanniade:i think so too littlefinger is a bastard as far as deception is concerned in g.o.t |
Crime / Re: Soldier Slaps A Lady Inside A Danfo Bus, In Lagos by rokisammy: 9:27am On Jan 16, 2019 |
Rextizz: ezz ur fada days that are numbered, omo ale, e b like u no knw who u dy threaten abi, |
Crime / Re: Soldier Slaps A Lady Inside A Danfo Bus, In Lagos by rokisammy: 9:08am On Jan 16, 2019 |
Gracesofar: trust me bro i know what its like when these females frustrate u with their ever-running mouth, buh when they do just try and act cool, ignore dem, they'll later respect u for it |
Crime / Re: Soldier Slaps A Lady Inside A Danfo Bus, In Lagos by rokisammy: 9:01am On Jan 16, 2019 |
Rextizz: if you can't control ur anger why did you qoute me in the first place, fvcker! E pain d mumu lol |
Crime / Re: Soldier Slaps A Lady Inside A Danfo Bus, In Lagos by rokisammy: 8:34am On Jan 16, 2019 |
Rextizz:getaway jare mumu like u |
Crime / Re: Soldier Slaps A Lady Inside A Danfo Bus, In Lagos by rokisammy: 8:18am On Jan 16, 2019 |
Gracesofar: exactly my point, if as a man a woman tests ur patience, ignoring her shows you're a man, slapping her shows you're a fool, do you get it? Men show superiority in maturity, if it was a man he slapped fine they possess almost the same power |
Crime / Re: Soldier Slaps A Lady Inside A Danfo Bus, In Lagos by rokisammy: 8:13am On Jan 16, 2019 |
Rextizz:looka dz successful idiot so before i get licensed to use a gun i wouldn't get trained on how to use it abi You're too dumb nigga |
Crime / Re: Soldier Slaps A Lady Inside A Danfo Bus, In Lagos by rokisammy: 8:11pm On Jan 15, 2019 |
i don't knw why our soldiers are quick to show their stupidity, because you wear a camoflague you think you're licensed to slap anybody you like, its because of people like dz i wish nigeria had legalize guns 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Origin: Who Is The Brain Behind #10YearsChallenge? by rokisammy: 7:57pm On Jan 15, 2019 |
Leebellow96: awon eyan bobrisky lol |
Family / Re: What Were The Silliest Things You Believed As A Child? by rokisammy: 9:08am On Jan 10, 2019 |
chii8: its not true, you know the way nigerians like to hype indian juju, plus fifa banned india in 1954 because they insisted on playing barefooted at the world cup so it gives more credits to the part of the story that says india was banned because of the match |
Culture / Re: Yorubas Descendants Of Arabians ; A Legend Or The Truth? by rokisammy: 8:08pm On Sep 19, 2018 |
0balufonlll: Whoa, thanks for enlightening me this much, The book I read backed the story saying most of Yoruba words were coined from Arabic e.g Yar-ha-ba - Yoruba Al-ba-ssa - Alubosa, e.t.c what confused me the most was why they allowed our schools to teach us such a fable |
Culture / Yorubas Descendants Of Arabians ; A Legend Or The Truth? by rokisammy: 10:42am On Sep 19, 2018 |
When I was in secondary school my Yoruba teacher told me a story of how Yorubas came to Ife from Arab according to her "Lamrudu was the leader and he had children, one of his sons (I don't remember his name), went abroad to study , there he became a Muslim and came back to Mecca to preach the religion but the people refused the religion, it resulted into a war where lamrudu was killed, his son Oduduwa escaped with some people, they trekked for 90 days to Ile-Ife (Homeland of Yorubas)" asides my Yoruba teacher's story I've read this somewhere else, now the thing is I've met Yorubas who deny this story, I've checked Wikipedia it doesn't mention this particular story and I've believed this story for a long time now ............... my question is "is this story true or not" This is not suppose to be an insult but the Yorubas I've met care less about their own history and origins Cc:odumchi Cc:bigfrancis21 Cc:Fulaman198 |
Crime / Re: 70-Year-Old Man Caught Raping 10-Year-Old Girl In Rivers Chained To A Pole (Phot by rokisammy: 6:17pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
NwaAmaikpe: if it was your lil sis he raped am very sure you wouldn't be saying this shit!!! |
Education / Re: Geology Or Architecture, Which One Is More Lucrative In Nigeria? by rokisammy: 3:49pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
Thanks Bro��� |
Career / Geology Or Architect by rokisammy: 5:46pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
Hello Nairalanders... I need your humble opinion and advises on something.. I wrote my UTME this year and scored 229. I applied to study Geology at a state university in the south west,but after doing some findings, I was told that graduates with a degree in geology from federal universities are preferred to state university graduates.. how true is that? I'm also thinking of changing my course to architecture..... is it more lucrative (career wise) than geology? I'll really appreciate your advise.. thanks CC: lalasticalala CrazyMan |
Education / Geology Or Architecture, Which One Is More Lucrative In Nigeria? by rokisammy: 5:27pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
Hello Nairalanders... I need your humble opinion and advises on something.. I wrote my UTME this year and scored 229. I applied to study Geology at a state university in the south west,but after doing some findings, I was told that graduates with a degree in geology from federal universities are preferred to state university graduates.. how true is that? I'm also thinking of changing my course to architecture..... is it more lucrative (career wise) than geology? I'll really appreciate your advise.. thanks CC: lalasticalala Fynestboi |
Literature / Re: Shady - Life Of An Orphan by rokisammy: 2:28pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
Chapter Two His heart was beating five times faster and harder, Mr and Mrs Williams were both in the car when the accident occurred, Mr William's injury weren't as severe as his wife's, she bashed her head and had fractures all around her waist and legs, Doctors were pacing the corridor of the hospital none replied Alex's questions and for the first time in his entire life he felt guilty though he knew nothing about the accident but he still felt guilty, he had argued with Mr Williams before leaving home he had asked him the same question he's been asking him since he was a child "What happened to my parents?" "how did they die?" all his question's answers came with no good replies as Mr Williams kept saying "Calm down Alex, we'll tell you when the time is right" "right time? When is the right I'm freaking 17 for God's sake!... I deserve to know my parents" he barked, as he turned to leave to school for the award ceremony Mr Williams touched on the shoulder and he shouted at him for the first in his life "Get your hands off me man!" he saw the look on Mr Williams face he was totally disappointed, he wasn't expecting Alex to bark out loud at him but Mr Williams knew what was wrong and it was normal for it to happen, he had to tell the boy but not now he had promised his parents to keep it secret till he was at least 21 year old but the kid wasn't ready he could not break a promise especially one made to Elvis he couldn't bear the thought of betraying him twice.... it happened 15 years ago, Alex was 2, and his father Elvis Johnson was the head of the President Special Security (PSS) and he, Williams was the assistant, he could remember what Elvis looked like he was tall, fair complexion, he had muscles that looked like they belonged to Samson that tore a lion apart, he was smart also Elvis was very smart that was why he was made the head, everything was running well, the President was properly secured though he was a military man and had people who could protect him, he still preferred the PSS, they were strong and had advance combat training, special weapons, and they were strong tech-wise that was the main reason he liked them, Elvis had studied computer science in the UK he was brilliant as he graduated as the 2nd best student after much persuading he agreed to come secure the president though he saw no reason why the president needed protection, maybe he's scared of a coup d'etat since that was the only way he could be impeached. Then one night his sleep was disturbed by a loud bang on his door he was shocked who could it be? he stood went to his drawer and pull out a Thomas, the gun was quite handy, he asked in a loud but terrifying voice "who is it?!" the voice replied "Will, its me, it's Elvis open up!" "Elvis?" why was Elvis here he could have just waited till the next day, he opened his door only to find Elvis holding his left leg grunting "What happened El?" "It's... it's the president" he stammered "What about him is he under attack?" Elvis was always shocked about how Williams thinks ... how can The Aso Rock be under attack he thought "no... he trying to kill me" he said "why?" "I uncovered a large amount of money he was trying to syphon out of the country under the pretense of buying arms for the army, I block the transfer and transferred the money to your secret account" "You did what?!" "Sshh... Will Listen I don't have much time they're going to come for me and you, I need you to lie, that you don't know about it, deny me in every possible way, take this necklace there's a memory card in it, give it to Alex only when he's 18" "Common you'll be the one to give it to him don't talk like this Ell" he heard a loud bang on his door again, this time it sounded more violent, he dragged Elvis to his kitchen store and thew his towel on the ground to cover Elvis blood "I'm coming" he bellowed Just as he opened up he saw 2 men at his door and there was another one at the gate, they wore masks that revealed only their noses, eyes and mouth, "where is he?!" the first one asked "Where is who?" "Oga we no come play for here, where Elvis dey?" "I don't know, I left him at work earlier today" "No worry when we search and we see am for here ehn, your own don finish be dat" the both of them brushed past him with force, they searched everywhere there no sign of Elvis, they were about to leave when the third man entered and said "Una don check him toilet?" "No" "Bathroom nko? kitchen nko? wardrobe nko? " No" they chorused "una no get sense sha!" "Oya you go toilet, you go bathroom" he went to the kitchen directly, as if he was residing in the house, he came back dragging Elvis with his right hand, he wasn't breathing again, Elvis is dead, he thought aloud, the third man looked at him sternly, now he has taken off his mask, William could see his face, his lips were big and thick like they have been doing the smoking for Bob Marley, he had a long thick scar across his face, the way river Niger cuts across the map of Nigeria, he had tribal marks like a cat's whiskers, William was sure he was northerner "Sheybi you talk say him no dey here!" he shouted "I swear to The Almighty I no know how him take enter" "ohh... so him dissaafere enta here" Williams was shivering, he looked at Elvis, he wasn't moving, certainly he was dead "No be you I dey follow talk?!" "Abeg, I no know how him take enta" he pleaded the man smiled and said "no worry manna, you go soon know" William knew he was doomed that moment, the man brought out his pistol and pointed it Williams "oya move!" he was reluctant at first but after two slaps from behind by the other men he was almost jogging, they got outside his gate he was thrown in the back seat of the vehicle "Oya drive go base" at the mention of base William's heart was pumping so fast he felt it could burst out After almost thirty minutes of driving they arrived their destination, Williams was sure he was still in the capital he just didn't know what part of it he was... "Oga Abeg!" he was almost shouting hoping someone would come to his aid annoyed by his attitude the third man hit him with the base of his gout |
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