Screenshots from this conversation hit social media recently. Not sure of its authenticity but its worth reading.
http://www.zroclan.com/2015/01/between-guy-and-lady-he-hurt.html?m=1

Vicboi:
op ur reli talented more grace to u

thanks

What exactly do women want? I have asked
myself this question numerous times and I
have
tried hard to figure it out. Truth be told, it
might vary from woman to woman but really,
we
guys do not actually have a clue as to what
women want. Even some of these women do
not
actually know what they want. Most women
you
meet tell you their ideal man should be
tall,dark,handsome,rich and blah, blah,blah.
At
the end of the day they meet the man and at
the
end of the day something is still missing. They
still have something to complain about.
A girl and a boy meet and like each other and
naturally she expects the guy to make the first
move. If he moves too fast, he is desperate, if
he
takes his time, he is slow and has bad timing.
What do women want?
Let us assume he gets the timing right by a
stroke of luck, if he compliments her (genuine
or otherwise) he just wants to sleep with her.
If
he does not throw the compliment around, he
is
not romantic and he is not open. What do
women want?
She goes on a date with him, if he tries to be
nice and opens doors and holds the chair out
for her during the date, he is trying to hard
and
it is not in our culture. If he does not open
doors or hold out the chair for her, he is not a
gentleman. What do women want?
After the date, they probably are close and the
feelings are stronger, if he does not reply her
chat on time, he is busy with someone else and
does not have her time. If he replies her
immediately he is jobless. What do women
want?
If he replies her with ‘K’ she is boring to him.
If
he types an epistle he talks too much. What do
women want?
Finally they start dating, and things are all
rosy. If he asks what her day is going to be
like,
he does not trust her and he is allover her. If
he
does not ask after her plans for the day, he
does
not care about her. What do women want?
If she gets into a fight with her best friend,
and
you decide to stay out of it, you are not
supportive of her. If you decide to weigh in on
it
and say your mind, you are insensitive. What
do
women want?
If she asks you if she has added weight, and
you
say no, you are lying to her. If you say yes, she
gets angry at you and starts feeling insecure
and
haunts you with what you said. She shows you
girls who are skinny and asks that is what you
want right? What do women want?
If you decide to hangout with your guys one
weekend in the month instead of with her, she
feels spited and says your friends are more
important than she is. She makes you feel
guilty, but when you want her to spend a
weekend with you instead of with her friends,
you are too possessive. What do women want?
If you decide to watch football instead of go
shopping with her, football is your priority.
She
says things like how much are you going to get
for watching it. If she decides to watch
Kardashians and you say same, you are selfish.
What do women want?
The list is endless. It takes a lot to actually
understand women. A wise man once told me ,
if
you want to be happy with your woman, just
take her as she is. They are emotional and at
times will do things that just makes you
wonder
if they are babies. Never try to change your
woman.

http://www.zroclan.com/2015/01/what-exactly-do-women-want.html?m=1

Chukwugekwu:
ifshe wowo I no fit near her for malls

lol

Last year, Equatorial Guinea star and one of
Africa’s leading footballers, Genoveva
Anonma made headlines when she called for
the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations to be
cancelled to avoid spreading the Ebola virus
to her home country. Now the former African
women’s “Footballer of the Year” has opened
up to the BBC about the embarrassing
treatment she received from African football
authorities when they asked her to strip
down naked and prove she was a woman.
Rival teams had questioned Genoveva
Anonma’s gender but instead of instigating
proper medical gender tests, they simply
forced her to strip naked straight after
Equatorial Guinea won the Africa Cup of
Nations.
BBC Sportshour's Sam Sheringham spoke to
Genoveva about that harrowing event, and
she said:
“I don’t know how they usually do it, but they
kept accusing me. Because I’m quite energetic
and very strong they say it was impossible
that I could be a woman. I don’t know what I
did to make them think I’m a man. They
didn’t do any hospital tests. I was hoping they
would call me to tell me they were taking me
to a hospital to do tests – but they never did.
I’ve never had a single apology”
http://www.zroclan.com/2015/01/female-african-soccer-star-forced-to.html?m=1

Some men are in the habit of forcing themselves
on their wives, believing that they have a right
to sex at anytime, whether the wives like it or
not. Is this right or wrong?
Rape » is the act of having unlawful carnal
knowledge of a woman or girl without her
consent or with her consent but obtained by
using force, threat or intimidation.
This kind of rape also happens among married
people. Victims of such acts have been reported
to live with stress, fear, anxiety, and guilt for
‘provoking’ the abuse and are frequently
subjected to intense criticism.
For most Nigerian men, sex with their wives is
their rights and the woman should not give any
excuse whenever her husband is in the mood,
no mater how tired or weak she is.
Some of these men feel that since they are the
ones who married the women, then sex is one
of the main reasons they got married in the
first place.
Sadly, some cultures give credence to the fact
that a woman has no right over her body and
should never say 'no' to her husband. This has
led to many men sexually abusing their wives
and they do not see this as an offence because
they are lords of the homes.
The society we live in also does not seem to
believe that a man can actually rape his wife
nor see anything bad in marital rape.
Some women too cannot even complain that
they were raped by their husbands as no one
would take them serious.
http://www.zroclan.com/2015/01/is-marital-rape-abuse-or-right.html?m=1

Google GOOGL -0.73% appears to no longer be
fixing security flaws in the oldest versions of
its
smartphone Internet browser.
The previously undisclosed move could leave
some users with older phones exposed to
snooping by hackers and spies, security
researchers said.
The new policy applies to the default browser
in
Android version 4.3, released in mid-2013 and
known as Jelly Bean, and earlier. That covers
roughly two-thirds of the billion-plus Android
devices in use, according to Google, but some
users may have updated their browsers to
newer versions.
The policy does not apply to browsers in
Android 4.4, or KitKat, which Google released
in October 2013, or Android 5.0, or Lollipop,
released in November 2014. Those versions
changed how websites are viewed on Android
devices.
The security blind spot illustrates the
challenges
companies face as they try to move customers
onto newer products and focus security
resources on patching more-current software.
Microsoft MSFT -1.25% applied the same
reasoning when it stopped supporting
Windows
XP , first released in 2001, in April.
That makes any new security holes found in
the
old software dangerous after they become
public, since the companies won’t fix them.
The tension is particularly acute at Google,
which has spent the past few years
championing
Internet security. The company has led the
way
in encrypting email and gives preference in its
search rankings to websites that use
encryption.
Rafay Baloch, a Pakistani security researcher,
discovered Google’s shift a few months ago
after
he found several bugs in the old Android
browser. Researchers like Baloch, sometimes
called “white hat hackers,” comb through
popular software searching for slipups that
could give bad hackers an opening. Tech giants
like Google and Facebook FB -1.31%
sometimes pay researchers for their
discoveries.
As recently as September, Google had fixed, or
patched, one of Baloch’s security flaws in the
older browser. But when he submitted another
one later in the fall, Google’s security team
responded that if the affected Web browser is
on Android 4.3 or earlier, “we generally do not
develop the patches ourselves but do notify
partners of the issue.” Google said it would
distribute patches developed by others.
“What Google doesn’t seem to be considering
seriously, though, is the cost associated with
this move,” Tod Beardsley, a senior engineer at
Rapid 7, who has worked with Baloch and
Google on the issue. Beardsley reasoned that
many consumers buy old phones to save money
and not all carriers push through Android
updates.
This past fall, Google announced a new project
to sell sub-$100 phones in developing markets.
Called Android One the push requires phones
to
ship with Android 4.4 or later and receive
automatic updates for up to two years.
http://www.zroclan.com/2015/01/google-isnt-fixing-some-old-android-bugs.html?m=1

omopastor16:
Lolzz lip stick indeed

lol

Very Funny . President of the federal republic
of Nigeria, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan applied a red lipstick in new photo released by reuben abati on twitter . Could this be fashion or because of Harmathan?
http://www.zroclan.com/2015/01/harmathan-president-goodluck-jonathan.html?m=1

Sure her dad is the leader of the free world,
but when it comes down to it, Malia
Obama is just a regular 16-year-old girl.
And like most teenagers, she’s all about
that selfie life!
Today, the Obama daughter has everyone
asking, “How, what, when, where and why”
after a selfie emerged of her rocking a Pro
Era shirt leaked online last night. [Sidebar:
Pro Era is a Brooklyn Hip Hop collection
making waves in the music industry thanks
to member and rapper 19-year-old Joey
Bada$$.]
Serving face with mouth slightly agape and
big, beautiful brown eyes, Malia looked like
a pretty mixture of both parents in the
undated picture.
http://www.zroclan.com/2015/01/selfie-photo-of-obamas-daughter-melia.html?m=1

Saw this report on MTO and I burst out
laughing. Those people have a way with
words...lol. See what they wrote below...and
yes, John has make-up on his face...see the
contouring...lol
"Y’all are not gonna convince us that
singer John Legend is straight, he was on
TV yesterday wearing more makeup than
a drag queen!
John Legend and Common were both on
Good Morning America yesterday.
Common looked regular . . . but John
called in Beyonce's makeup guy to fully
beat his face. That man got some Tang in
him . . . we promise you . . ."
http://www.zroclan.com/2015/01/lmao-this-report-on-john-legend-is.html?m=1

SuperMartins:
Lolz..
White people tho..

Ucheosefoh:
Babe you greedy oh two spaces only for you the funny part of it is that you write nothing in both.

Lol. it was a mistake sha.

sunnyshayne:
This is wickedness. She does not deserve to be called a woman!

abi. Hw will a mother package his son in a bag as if he is caring all this pet dog or cat.smh

.

.

26-year-old Xue Hsueh popped the baby inher designer tote while she chatted tofriends. One of her friends took a pic andXue liked it so much, she posted it online.But, she’s since faced a backlash, withmanycomparing it to women who like to carrytheir tiny dogs around in their designerbags, Paris Hilton-style.User WuLei34 commented: ‘Designerbabies ,the latest accessory that every woman musthave.’While LucyX added: ‘I wonder what shewilldo when the straps break on her handbag?’According to Metro UK , Xue has defendedherself, saying her baby was only in thehandbag very briefly. She adds that shehadactually been making a joke about whatchildcare would be like if it was left to men.She says it was clear that her son thought itwas fun and was enjoying himself. And sheonly posted it to raise a smile.http://www.zroclan.com/2015/01/what-trending-photo-of-woman-carrying_3.html?m=1

Kendzyma:
frm d equation
p^x.v^y.T^z=K.......eq 1
bt we no dat P^1.V^1.T^0=k......eq2(boyles law)
subtitiutin for K in equation 1
p^x.V^y.T^z=p^1.V^1.T^0
comparin powers,
x=1,Y=1.z=0

well done.
But I men using is dimensional unit to find its value. e.g p^x, v^x, T^z.=k. I.e (mL^-1T^-2)^x. (L^3)^Y. (T^z)=K
M^x.L^-x.T^-2x. L^3y. T^z=K.

For what value of x,y&z will the equation p^x,
v^y, T^z = a constant becomes Boyles law.
#show ur workings please

Someone once told me that the type of music a
society listens to is a reflection of that society;
therefore the chaotic music that has in recent
time rented the Nigerian airwaves is a pure
reflection of the chaotic state the country is in.
It looks like in the history of Nigerian music,
2014 has the highest rate of bad, garbage
music
being churned out. From watered down lyrics
that do not correlate, to singing different
songs
on same beat, the state of the industry leaves
much to be desired. Mind you, this
cankerworm of garbage music is also eating
deep into the fabric of the international music
scene. Each time a song or video of the likes of
‘ilovemakonnen’, ‘ Nicki Minaj ’ and so on
comes
up on my airwaves, I just can’t! It’s really sad
that the good sounds, with good messages don’t
make it to the mainstream anymore.
Nigerians, like the rest of the world appear to
care more about catchy beats rather than good
message.
Below are my top 10 picks of worst hit songs of
the year 2014. You may or may not agree with
me though. Some of you may also need to listen
to these songs carefully to understand my
points well…
10. Hakuna Mata by KCee
This song is senseless from the word go!
He started like this ‘Five star music, E money,
Its Kcee labalo’. What is ‘KCee Lobalo’? Is
‘Lobalo’ French or Spanish?
In another part of the song, he said ‘Cecilia
bum bum, cecilia bum bum, Shebi na your bum
bum, cecilia bum’. I don’t know what’s with
Cecilia’s bum bum o..
Most part of the song also goes like this..’Oya
whine ni ni whine ni ni Whine ni ni for me oh,
Oya shake e ni, shake e ni, Shake e ni for me
oh, Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni, Whine ni ni
for me oh,
Oya shake e ni shake e ni,
Shake e ni for me oh’.
Somewhere, he said ‘Oya Jikere, baby’…
As if that wasn’t enough, he also repeats this
severally;
‘Oya baby no wahala, If you need anything just
hala, I be monkey you be banana..’
Hellooo, did he just call himself a monkey…
Then in the middle of these discordant lyrics,
this monkey will jump to the lame chorus
‘Hakuna Matata, Hakuna mata, Baby No
Wahala’ repeatedly.
9. Story For The Gods By Olamide
Here is a song I wish would quickly go away.
Beautiful rhythm, but this song glorifies rape
and abuse of women in all its entirety. Story
for the gods is all about getting loaded with
local aphrodisiac(Dongoyaro,Monkey Tail and
Claro), then going ahead to having a forceful
carnal knowledge of a lady. The phrase ‘Story
for the gods’ (means to refuse to listen, deaf
ears etc) Let’s take a look…
CHORUS:
Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro
And monkey tail, monkey tail, monkey tail
Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o(Olamide is
saying that he is high on those Aphrodisiac)
I want to do sina today, sina today(sina means
fornication)
She said she cannot wait o(the girl wants to go
home)
She said its getting late o(it’s getting late)
She said she want to faint o
Ah, story for the gods(these last four lines
needs no explaining. Olamide refuses to listen
to her plea)
Now she saying mo r’ogo(she says she is
finished)
O ti kan mi l’apa o(he has broken my arms)
O ti kan mi l’eyin o(he has broken my back)
Story for the gods, the gods o( but Olamide
would have none of that!)
VERSE 1:
O my God insanity
See your back calamity
Girl I want to have it(ofcourse you know what
he wants to have)
Do I need your permit?(and he is invariably
saying that he doesn’t need her permission to
have it)
8. In my bed by Wizkid
It’s been long established that this song by
Wizkid is a total rubbish, which like the others
on this list parades lyrics and verses that have
no business whatsoever with one another. The
song na real Americana Wonder like he sang…
‘Americana wonder,The way you whine your
body Gimme thunder, I go follow you bumper
to bumper Girl, I go follow you bumper to
fender,’
(Na Wa o, your body gimme thunder, bumper
to fender.. Issorait)…
But the most fraudulent part of the song is
where Wizkid continues to sing about wanting
a girl’s body in his bed, and then suddenly
switched to hailing names of some popular
figures. You’d have thought he was trying to
invite them for a Group Intimacy…
‘I want your body sleeping in my bed e, I want
your body sleeping in my bed e, You got me
going crazy, Oh girl I can’t explain it, Your
body so insane, Oh girl I can’t replace you.’
Some of the names he called..Agbaje eleniyan,
Fashola eleniyan,Tinubu eleniyan,Otedola
eleniyan,
Baruwa eleniyan, Aliko eleniyan, Saraki
eleniyan.
Then next is this part which always gives me
stomach ache, because I really don’t know
what
‘serving a living God’ has to do with getting a
girl’s body in your bed and what blessing is
there to get…’…Oh blessing follow me
everywhere I go, I’m serving the living
God,And everywhere I go, all my people show
me love,
Just tell me the reason gan’
Ok, so what’s the reason gan sef? And on top
of
all dis matter wey dey ground, wizkid believes
that he is amazing.
Hear him..’Oh anytime, they hear my song
They say I’m amazing gan’.
Well, it’s truly amazing that a small boy like
him can make so much money and stardom
with all that lyrical hogwash. Issorait!
7. Dorobucci by Mavins All-stars
This is probably the biggest hit of 2014. Don
Jazzy is a great producer no doubt, but he and
his artistes have a history of churning out
garbage. Dorobucci is so meaningless some
people began to doro-call it doro-occultic.
Doro bloody. .Doro
Doro doro do do doro….doro. Where I come
from in Oyo state, Doro is that rubber device
used in drawing up water from a well.
Unfortunately,this is a country where an
artiste will just wake up early in the morning
and find out that PHCN has brought back
power supply, then out of joy he’ll dash
straight to the studio to record a song about
UP
NEPA! He’ll call that an inspiration. Even Don
Jazzy himself is yet to come out straight about
the meaning of Doro, because the truth is that
it has no meaning. A lot of people are speaking
well of the maturity of Davido ‘s song because
the boy knows well to pay for the services of
professional songwriters.
6. Shoki by Lil Kesh
I hated this song for a very long time, however
I had no choice but to like it after people won’t
stop playing it everywhere I go. Even the NBC
ban did absolutely nothing to stop people from
rocking this song which had the artiste mostly
screaming ‘Shoki Ahhh Shoki’. Davido
however
disappointed me this time around for
accepting to feature in this kind of song. He
ended up chanting the rubbish shoki along
with
the YBNL crew in the remix.
Hear him;’Oya show me shoki, shoki shoki,
everybody shoki, shoki shoki, and the request
say shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki
shoki, oya show me shoki, shoki shoki,
everybody shoki, shoki shoki, oya shoki, shoki
shoki
shoki, shoki shoki… i am looking for that
shawty,
with the baddest shoki,
when everybody they shoki,
abi you still dey look for johnny, but if you get
case for body, the town will go make you the
shawty,david please don’t stop it,
i wanna see you drop it now,
for me now, on this ground
oya daun.’
Those are the words our generation is
digesting and we wonder why over 70% of
candidates failed the last private WAEC and
there is massive failure especially in English
Language.
By my rough count, there is a total of 200
‘Shoki ahh Shoki’ in this song!
5. Shake Body by Skales
Need I talk much about this one? You sef check
out part of the lyrics na…
‘ Oya shake body, Oya move body,Make you
ring alarm o, Oya shake body…Ah coupe decale
ma,Sagasige, Akilibre,Faro de ma,
Decale….decale, Krikata,Krikata,Krikata,
Krikata,Krikata,Krikata,
Krikata,Krikata,Pon pon,
Somunto….somunto,
Kalopere, Kalopere, Kalopere’
Now, what’s all that about
4. Murder by Seyi Shay ft Shaydee &
Patoranking
If you listen to this song, even though it
featured Patoranking and Shaydee, all you will
hear for most part of the song is ‘She say she
wan murder, he say he wan murder, she say he
wan do that thing ye’ Do wetin? Murder
who You be Oscar Pistorius ? …
Now, checkout the lyrics of the Verse 2 of the
song where Patoranking came in again..
‘Stay close to me, baby girl come in here porn,
Give other girls resist, them fit hate on,
Member and you alone me rate hun, Even your
friends

Cynthia Morgan literally set the stage on firewith her energetic perforance of Ï'm taken"at the Headies last night..However, herbosom threathened to spill out of her onepiece suit during her energeticperformance...She has the whole hall gushing about her evenafter her depature and ofcourse men all overwere salivating ....That said, the girl is one of the best Nigerianfemale performer's

6. Use that same spoon to avoid mascara
marks on your upper eye lid.
Hold the spoon so it's hugging your eyelid,
and then apply your mascara like you
normally would. As you sweep the mascara
wand against your lashes and back of the
spoon, watch as the residue coats the back of
the utensil rather than your skin.
7. Hit your eyelash curler with a hair dryer to
heat it up, so your lashes curl easier.
Blowing hot air on your eyelash curler will
help your lashes curl easier and stay curled
longer; it works the same way heat changes
the pattern of your hair and holds a curl with
a curling iron. To do it, hit the lash curler with
your blow dryer until it heats up, wait until it
cools slightly but it still warm (you don't want
to be sure not to burn your eyelid skin), and
then clamp down on your lashes to curl them.
8. Dust on translucent powder in between
coating on mascara to plump up your lashes.
The translucent powder helps grip the
mascara in between coats, leaving you with
fuller lashes.
9. Apply eyelash glue to false lashes with the
tip of a clean bobby pin.
Use the tip of a bobby pin to evenly disperse
the glue along the base of your falsies. Then,
wait a few seconds for the glue to get tacky
and apply!
10. For long-lasting lip color, swipe on your
shade, lay a tissue over your mouth, and then
dust translucent powder over it to set the
color.
This process may seem extensive, but the
payoff is worth it. Not only does the
translucent powder set the shade, making it
instantly long-wearing, but the tissue acts as
a shield to your lip color, protecting it from
lightening or losing it's vibrancy. (Translucent
powder, even though it's supposed to be
clear, still has a subtle white tint to it that can
alter your lip shade.) (Tip via makeup artist
Lauren Cosenza.)
11. Mix loose pigments with a salve or
petroleum jelly to make your own custom lip
gloss.
If you have loose eyeshadow pigments that
you're obsessed with and want to wear it as a
lip shade, blend it with a little bit of a salve,
like VMV Hypoallergenics Boo-Boo Balm, or
petroleum jelly in a spoon and swipe it onto
your lips. Voilà!
12. Perfect your cupid's bow by drawing an
"X" on your upper lip first as a guideline.
To make the cupid's bow part of your pout
look perfect, the easiest and quickest way is
to take a lip liner in the same shade as your
lipstick and create an "X" at your cupid's
bow. Then, apply your lipstick as you
normally would and voila!
13. Conceal dark circles and puffy eyes the
right way by creating a triangle with your
cover-up.
You might be a fan of dotting on your
concealer in the spots you need it, but the
best way is it to actually apply it in a
triangular formation with the base of the
triangle directly under your lashline and the
point toward the bottom of your cheek. This
shape helps conceal any redness at the
bottom of your eye and at the sides, and then
instantly creates the illusion that your face is
lifted, since the brightest point is the most
intense under your eye.
14. Make contouring look more natural by
using a pencil, pen, or makeup brush handle
as your guide to finding exactly where your
cheekbone is.
Not everyone's face is created equal, so
where your BFF might be applying her bronzer
might not be the best place for you to
contour. To tell where you should be dusting
on bronzer, roll a pencil, pen, or makeup
brush
stem right below your cheekbone (directly in
the pocket underneath the actual bone) to find
the right angle for your face. Once you've
found the correct placement, dust some
bronzer on your face using a contouring
brush, and then diffuse the color so it looks
natural. (Tip via makeup artist Lauren
Cosenza.)
15. Map the contours of your face with a gel
eyebrow pencil, since it's easier to apply
precisely and blend in.
After you've applied your base, mark the
areas you want to contour — the hollows
under your cheekbones, your temples, along
your hairline, jawline, the sides of your nose,
the tip of the nose, and the crease of your
eyes — with a deeply-colored brow gel pencil,
like IT Cosmetics Brow Power Perfector Gel
Pencil in Auburn. Brow gel pencils are really
concentrated, yet very smudgeable and it's
easy to control the placement of their dark
pigment, making it perfect for contouring.
Next, use an all-over cream highlighter, like
Mac Cosmetics Cream Colour Base in Luna,
on the tops of your cheekbones, on the center
of your forehead, the bridge of your nose, the
center of your chin, and on your cupids bow.
(Tip via makeup artist Lauren Cosenza.)
16. Blot your face in a pinch with a clean
toilet seat cover.
Initially, yes, this sounds gross, but both
blotting papers and toilet seat covers are
made out of similar fabrics and will help sop
up excess oil on your skin. So, if you're in a
pinch and headed to the bathroom to freshen
up anyway, grab one of these covers and pat
it over your skin to decrease any excess oil on
your face.
Via Cosmo.com
http://www.kulzone.tk/2014/05/16-makeup-tricks-every-woman-should-know.html?m=1

5. Draw a slanted hashtag at the outer corner
of your eye, and then blend it for an instantly
smoky effect.
Left: Before; Right: After
To create a super-easy smoky eye, draw a
hashtag symbol right before the outer corner
of your eye and then blend it out with the
smudger at the other end of your eye liner.