NwanyiAwkaetiti:
So she visiting you will push you out of the friendzone?

you right cos amma do something

NeeKlaus:

Bruhhhh! Are you a learner in this WhatsApp status ish??
Just go to your status privacy and set it to ONLY HER. Then proceed to your status and get the job done. Whyne her entire destiny.

No damage done and you might still score some points with the chick.

ehen ? I no knw o...lemme try it

Cadec007:
wha biz does ur watsapp got with the gurl u love?

love ke ? love died the day Christ died on the cross. Don't think I can ever fall in love again. I just want to have her as one of my girlfriends ni. and there are other girls that either will run away from me or wont talk to me again if I should update that wifey thing. Whatsapp is just to communicate with 'em...and one of the rules of having a girl (have her in any social platform)

DeadRat:
Bestie for Life? It Is Finished... More Like Brotherzone to Me... Are You Crying?

guy why ?

@apina....would have done that bro but what of other girls on my Whatsapp list ? things can get complicated with 'em o

daddycee91:
Guy you funny die, your questions got me laughing especially the "e never happen before part"

lol

mzhorlah:
what is the problem with this Friend one thing nowwhy do you guys capitalize on it should we date anyone that comes our way? can't you guys just be friends without stings

its like eating rice with only maggi...nobody really wants that when pounded yam with vegetable, pepper soup with beer ati bebelo is there

@shugarlord213 @banjicom...I should have my own ride very soon by God's grace...but that doesn't mean I shouldn t get laid or have a gf till then

Opentokwowledge:
What's your own bizness with her whatsapp updates. You know what you want from her and you're not settling for less, simple!

that's the spirit bro...thanks for that

tabtabtab:
I refused to believe my generation is a lost one....

But when I read some posts... I become skeptical about my belief.

what would you say about the next generation if you believe this is a lost one ? you should contribute to this post and help a bro out bro....no such thing as perfect or holy without sin on earth

Thewesterner:
Be patient. She might be putting you to test

so I should not talk to her for a while or what and how do I pass this friend zone test

so peepz, its all about the ladies....I love em. let's keep it brief
this girl I met early last year, didn't know she was a level older than I until yesterday when a friend told me but that is not the point, I have always wanted to date the girl but my former hostel is restricted to girls(don't ask me why and how). now that I have another place, I have been trying to make to pay me a visit but she just won't come, what got me confused is that she uploaded her Whatsapp status mentioning me "Bestie for life and bla bla bla ". this has given rise to questions bothering me like
1. have I really been friend zoned ? (e Neva happen before)
2. have I lost my tactics?
3. will I be having a female Bestie now ?(e Neva happen before)
4. should I accept my new post?
5. how can I get promoted ?

these are the questions on my mind right now. my fellows bros in the game...y'all need to help a bro out

hey @anthony533..you don't want test me with girls, I change them like clothes. you have forced me to tell about one of my traits I ain't proud of. Infact I have made up my mind not have any for now. The last one almost got me into trouble.
Anyways, after reading
https://www.nairaland.com/4043711/man-turns-slowpoke-after-impregnating
I have concluded not to touch her no matter how green the light is. If ever I want to be disciplined, early 20's is the right time if not too late.
Thanks everyone

get out of here@frankiluv

lafflaff123:
Give me her number.

sorry, can't do that

Hello to everyone...it is a disturbing thought that I want to share with you guys. A problem shared is half solved (so they say). Received a text from my cousin on WhatsApp saying she love me. Though she ended it with "lol" but I am still worried. She has been staying with us for a while now.
I could remember when she was staying with us back then( like 10years back or even more sef)...We were much younger and we almost 'did it'..Thank Goodness we heard my sis footsteps and we just act like nothing was happening. She saw us on bed and I have ever assumed she must have suspected something fishy. Since then she has disappeared until like a month ago when I came back from school (ASUU strike) to see her.
Since then I have started playing and doing all that teasing....the thing is I can be very playful with females especially when beauty and character is there. i have thought of snubbing and not talking to her again but family will become suspicious something is happening and i wont want to open up all these to them. Now, I am not myself, and asking myself questions like....
should I continue with her and eventually 'do it' ?
what if she gets pregnant ?
is it even normal to be with a cousin in that way?

Biko people of nairaland, help me intervene and share your view on these matter

E >> why don't you let people see the good in you ?
D>> because when people see good, they expect good. And I don't want to live up to anyone' expectation

I know someone who suffered from schizophrenia few years back, now he is doing fine. Call me on 0.9.0.6.3.9.1.6.9.0.8. Will hook you up with him probably he would like to share his story and how he survived. #remember_to_call

I'll jus have to work on my GP, don't think we'av got a prob except that my allowance yaf reduce since then...like i cant even call him anytime for money nw@dbawah

Greenbullet:
op, I can help you, but you are extremely foolish for writing oR signing anything without knowing what is there, the only thing that can save you now is if you get her on a one on one basis and trick her to say the truth, once she does this, opari , or you can simply tell her that you know she is playing you and she is going to have to under go a DNA test to which she will beg you not to expose her, and you she will beg.

i would work on that later on today though she had denied knowing anything about the letter. i admit, i should have been adamant about not writing those pieces.
Had a dialogue with the so called ex and he told me he didnt receive any letter. According to him, that woman did said she would hold someone responsible for what happened, probably because she couldnt get to him or cos i have stopped going to their church that iz why she tryna get at me. Thanks a bunch for that suggestion, and pls how much does a dna cost and is it still possible to do it after 5-6months. Also, can i sue the university for false accusation and emotional trauma ( or any other solid ground ). pls reply @Greenbullet

Dycaptain:
Eeya Pele, shit happens. Fear women

#sighs....her beauty deceived me

Deseo:


Go and study.

thanks alot @deseo i will have to eat and sleep on that

i jus want to treat her Bleep up myself. cos dis girl really want to see my downfall@deseo....

hello nairalanders, its a pleasure to finally become a member after being a guest for 3years and counting...anyways i got an issue i need solution to. it's about this girl i meet in school, early jan 2017. she stay in the same hostel with me and we got to have sex exactly a week after meeting. Fast forward to this morning, i got a call from my department that my attention is needed. went there out of curiosity only to find out that i have been invited to appear before the "students disciplinary committee this Thursday on case of procuring abortion".
Ladies and Gents, last semester this girl told me she was pregnant 3-4 days after we had sex, we had sex on Friday, she told me to get her pregnancy test on sat( of which i didn't), called on tues that she is pregnant. got to knw later that Tuesday it's her ex baby and he had procured the abortion for her that night. Eventually, her parents got to knw of it, and a woman ( name withheld) in the student affair union tricked me into writing a piece of shi* confirming that i had sex with her. i thought i could trust her enough to tell her the truth, infact she even made me drop my dad's number of which she called to come over. my dad did came, and i was tricked again into writing anoda piece of shi* confirming that i had sex with her again.nw, i am frustrated that they had betrayed me and now i'm being accused of abortion i know nothing about.
Dont confuse her for a princess, she is a snake and a liar. she stole one of my friends money and denied it but eventually refunded it after he threatened to sell her seized phone, she had stolen my money too, but i havent caught her red-handed. also, she had try extorting money for me in some occasions. Nw, those lecturers would mark me and start giving me bad grades if i dont survive thursday buhaha. Dear nairalands, how do i treat dis girl fuckup? and that woman that made me write shi*? jus lost a friend yesterday and it isnt a good time someone would be playing games....i seriously wan checkmate them once and for all.....your suggestions would be highly appreciated...




Never thought i would ever put up my story on any forum but i got confused atm that i needed to bite. I couldn't get her to confess on note even after threatening to get a DNA test ( she blocked me on WhatsApp for that i guess), but fortunately for me, she made a clarification about it in midst of those judges. Me putting her flaws here doesnt mean i hated her (abeg no one is perfect ) still want to be her friend too but that will only make things more complicated...so amma let her go though she didn't get any punishment from me for colliding with another to accuse me falsely.
One question I got asked many times was "do you attend fellowship?" And it got me thinking like could they have manipulated the story just to get me back into the fellowship ? "Is that why they lied ?" "Was there even a panel at all in the first place ?" You can't really trust anyone you know. Thanks to everyone for your time reading this part of my story


Also, peepz how do I get my friends in school to stop talking about her case...they won't stop talking especially one dangerous dude amongst them. He has turned himself to 'channels TV'. What can I do to make sure they stop talking about her case ?

i just registered to nairaland and i need to create a pressing topic...how do i go about it ? anyone ?