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Phones / Re: Please My Phone Was Stolen And I Got A Message by rowland545(m): 7:51am On Jan 24, 2023
TinubuShet:
You can track the phone but I will advise everyone to have crook catcher app on phone, that's the best app for immediate Tracking
how does the crook catcher work

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen And Ademola Lookman Top Serie A Goal Chart by rowland545(m): 2:15pm On Jan 23, 2023
9ja to the world....no place for balablu

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Immigration:having Issues With Local Government by rowland545(m): 11:22am On Jan 22, 2023
I submitted and I did not put that local government or nin... should I b worried
Politics / Re: AY-Show With Peter Obi: Woman Fumed In Anger While Asking Her Questions by rowland545(m): 8:12am On Jan 21, 2023
JAMO84:
Everywhere you see Peter Obi Supporters, they must ask you useless questions like: how much you dey buy fuel? Suffer no dey taya you? Etc. I still don't understand what gives them the confidence that PO is different from any typical Nigerian Politicians. I think they always forget that the man has a track record that we can reference. Track records like:


- Increasing tuition fees by 150%
- State's ASUU strike for 8 months
- Doctors strike for 13 months
- Did not conduct LG election for 7.8 years
- No any landmark infrastructure
- Increase IGR by only 18% in 8 years
- Alleged nepotism by favoring Catholic sect
- Invest state's money in Family business
- Aide caught with 250m cash in Lagos
- Did not disclose his Panama assets
- Wanted to be godfather to Obiano...

At most, Peter was an average governor, nothing exceptional about him.
wat is now exceptional about the old drug lord of budilon

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Politics / Re: Soludo: Obi Didn’t Allow LP To Campaign Freely In Anambra As Governor by rowland545(m): 5:24pm On Jan 20, 2023
Thinkam:
It's easier for tinubu to stop bedwetting than Obi to win 2023 elections.

Obi will drop out of the race latest December

Atiku is coming
u day smoke dust? We r in January.... edit the write up

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Politics / Re: The Moment Datti-Ahmed Arrived Plateau For Presidential Campaign Rally (Video) by rowland545(m): 2:58pm On Jan 20, 2023
isaaczik:
Please was it the same person that killed Funsho Williams that also killed Nigerian youths at Lekki gate.

If you get it will recharge you N500 card
same balablu
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Immigration:having Issues With Local Government by rowland545(m): 8:33am On Jan 17, 2023
Use desktop mode on ur phone

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Politics / Re: INEC Chair Yakubu, Peter Obi, Kwankwaso Head To London by rowland545(m): 8:19am On Jan 14, 2023
Guide777:
When will Atiku be invited to Chatham House?
he has spoken already....


Vote peter obi for a better Nigeria....

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Politics / Re: Adeyanju: If A Stadium Is Too Big For Your Rally, Use Wedding Reception Venue by rowland545(m): 10:12pm On Jan 06, 2023
Jagabanties urchins everywhere

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Romance / Re: Yahoo Boi Don Collect Your Babe Before ! But I Paid Her In Full real life story by rowland545(m): 10:49am On Jan 03, 2023
Better come finish the story I wan learn something b like I go soon chop my own breakfast

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Nairaland / General / Re: See The Snake We Killed In My Neighborhood. by rowland545(m): 3:16pm On Dec 28, 2022
jeromestarks:

Scary snake.

No matter how scared of snake you're, let your fear of marrying a woman who has been mounted and fvcked by another man be greater.


Whoever pay the bride price of a woman he did not disvirgin is destined to cry in the end.

Never marry a woman you did not disvirgin. She will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train another man's child.

Fvck any woman you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.
wao

You've probably seen alot

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Politics / Re: Disorder In Senate Over PMB Request To Approve N23.7trn Extra-budgetary Money by rowland545(m): 3:13pm On Dec 28, 2022
Did I read well or what...they have already spent the money already....


What approval are they looking for again ...buhari should kukuma come and sell our plot of land in the village

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Family / Re: He Found Out His Wife Is A Hermaphrodite On Their Honeymoon! What Is Your Take? by rowland545(m): 6:51pm On Dec 26, 2022
I cannot believe anything that comes out from this mana guy.... anything that can support APC cannot be trusted....lies everywhere...

I'm out

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Politics / Re: "We Are Yet To Generate Electricity To Roast Boli" - Tinubu by rowland545(m): 7:24am On Dec 25, 2022
Fujiyama:


^^^
Correct me if I'm wrong but I am aware of electric grills. I have never heard them being called electric roasters. grin But we learn everyday.

But more important - I knew someone would come up with a defence like yours above. This is the same way Nigerians were told they were too slow to understand metaphors and idioms and whatnot after the Tinubu speech debacle in Kaduna. undecided

No one is perfect. No one is above the occasional speech error or malapropism. It is what shows we are human after all. But not...this. This man is having serious difficulty in self expression and communication and it is chronic. There's no other way to put it.

The man is unsuitable for the responsibility he is pursuing. He is not the man for the job.

Its nothing personal. We are just telling it like it is.
I'm yet to see the video....but I thought it was a joke initially....how can all the things u can use electricity for....it's boli that's d reference point....but wit the way this electric roaster is defending....u begin to wonder how much they are paid

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Politics / Re: Mammoth Crowd Of Obidients Troop Out To Escort Peter Obi To His PH Rally Venue by rowland545(m): 8:16pm On Dec 22, 2022
fuckJones:
you did not mention the unknown gun me and the ipob terrorist is the east
yes and also dat...but u don't see Dem coming out to tell u the are living the dream life ...come February u go get sense

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Politics / Re: Mammoth Crowd Of Obidients Troop Out To Escort Peter Obi To His PH Rally Venue by rowland545(m): 5:07pm On Dec 22, 2022
fuckJones:
You come to kaduna you see the wonders Elrufai and APC is doing, You go to Lagos you see the wonders Sanwo-Olu is doing, You go to borno you witness the Zulum of APC experience,

But u still prefer PDP and PDP lite that produces Ortom and co.
My brother you are an enemy of Nigeria
u mean the zulum of Boko Haram or the bandits of elrufai....and the agbero of Lagos...


Sometimes I try to understand how u people define development..... development without security is that development?

Anyway u guys only care about ur 30k stipends.... I will wish one day u or any member of your family becomes a victim
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: INEC 2023: Who Else Is In My Shoes? by rowland545(m): 5:17pm On Dec 10, 2022
Have they started accepting people
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Running Secret Mass Abortion Programme – Reuters by rowland545(m): 1:22pm On Dec 08, 2022
I'm I d only one supporting this...if it's true then kudoz to the army.....don't want to see little Boko Haram fetus running around like they own d place

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Politics / Re: 2023: APC Has Failed Northerners, Muslim-Muslim Ticket Won’t Work – Shagari by rowland545(m): 12:16pm On Dec 07, 2022
diadem10:


People are individual in a party. It's a fact that Tinubu didn't rule you or your papa. That's the fact on ground. Lagos APC hasn't failed for example. Sink that into your skull. Meanwhile the likes of Atiku and Obi were previously in the federal administration and were both shambolic. Go face them. Tinubu was never in any federal administration.
this thing u wrote here...does it make sense to u
Politics / Re: 2023: APC Has Failed Northerners, Muslim-Muslim Ticket Won’t Work – Shagari by rowland545(m): 7:48am On Dec 07, 2022
diadem10:
Tinubu isn't your President. It's not as if Tinubu is the President, contesting for a second term. Face the person you thought has failed. Tinubu didn't rule you or your papa.
if that is so....then he would have contested independently or with another party...if he doesn't want to b associated with his own party

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Wife Is Sleeping With His Lawyer - Simon Ekpa PHOTOS by rowland545(m): 11:39am On Nov 25, 2022
Wao...he has the time and date the fornication happened.....wao...this Biafra dragon fire is good....they are better than the CIA.... kiss cry

Bunch of jokers when we were telling them this Biafra thing is a fraud they thought we were joking....now look at the joke they have been reduced too ... bunch of stupid people....


If u don't wise up and use this opportunity to vote peter obi...then I will know the igbos have no iota of sense...and I will forever see them as the most foolish tribe in d world

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Sports / Re: Korean Team Members' Names: If You Were The Commentator, What Would You Do? by rowland545(m): 1:44pm On Nov 24, 2022
TRIBALHEADBOY:
Tribalism! I stand on Asiwaju mandate, call it Tribalism or religious gingoist, I am a yoruba boy so I will vote a yoruba man whether he is qualified or not. Monkey no fine but em mama like am
nah y poverty go kill u
Politics / Re: LP VP Candidate, Yusuf Datti Tackles Fashola While Delivering Public Lecture by rowland545(m): 10:39pm On Nov 16, 2022
buckeyemedia:
Ahmed Datti from Mauritania is more intelligent than a SAN & former Governor of Lagos State?

No wonder Reno said Obidients no just get common sense @ all. This same Pdp runaway politician? Tufiakpa.
datti has a doctorate degree....one is just a lawyer no difference bro...

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Who Do You Think The Organized Private Sector Will Support? by rowland545(m): 10:13pm On Nov 16, 2022
post=118449415:
JAGABAN all da way......

A vote for Pandora or his Oga Atifku is a vote for JAGABAN.

A vote for JAGABAN is a vote JAGABAN.

God bless Our incoming Presido JAGABAN Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

God bless all sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.

God bless Nigeria.
H
I thought it was Starboy osibanjo u were clamoring for?....what now changed.....or did they promise to increase your 30k stipend?
Romance / Re: Price Of Abortions Medicine Mifeprex And Cytotec by rowland545(m): 11:28pm On Nov 13, 2022
Divoc19:
12 tablet is too much o. Haba adviser.
Maximum I know is 8. And if you're less than 6 weeks. 4 will do, if well applied by a nurse or the patient herself.

do u take it ones or wat...
Science/Technology / Re: This Is World's Smallest Snake, You Would Think It's An Earthworm (Video, Pics) by rowland545(m): 7:31am On Oct 13, 2022
ViceGovernor:

grin grin
Bro what if you miss the head and it runs into your trouser shocked

It happened to me in redeem camp but na lizard ....it just started crawling up my trouser come see awilo dance that day cheesy
I nearly naked myself for public
Omo I no wan imagine dat kind one ooo.....ones I saw a snake trying to swallow a toad nah so I turn back run d snake self run....we both ran for our lives...how I wish say d snake know say nah me fear I'm pass

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: LG G6 For Sale by rowland545(m): 7:24pm On Oct 12, 2022
U for add over used lg ..bcus u don too use this phone
Science/Technology / Re: This Is World's Smallest Snake, You Would Think It's An Earthworm (Video, Pics) by rowland545(m): 8:50am On Oct 02, 2022
Finally a snake I can kill ....nah to just smash him head from a far distance...


Snakes gives me d creeps

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Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by rowland545(m): 10:25am On Sep 25, 2022
dillylilly:
i did not read where he said he use vita foam or mouka foam.

Der was a bed n there was a fuk
I read d part the girl said join me on bed....so dat part has been taking care of
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by rowland545(m): 7:26am On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
Throughout that day, she kept chatting me at work, calling and then she started sending love emoji at the end of her sentence then when she noticed I wasn't s reciprocating, she asked if I love her. Being the kind of person I am, I wouldn't lie, I told her no nah that it's too early. This babe pick offense o, how she has fallen in love with me and I'm not feeling the same way, before I know it she told me not to chat her or call her again. She went ahead and blocked me o.
I was shocked!!! Like I just met this girl yesterday o. We met on 27th, bleeped and on the 28th you're professing love. The knacking was out of this world but I no fit deceive myself and say I love you just because of knack.
I need to add that the only money I gave her in the morning was 1k for bike.
I did not read were u said u use condom....abi u no use condom?

Lemme just assume u used...bcus right now I'm worried for ur safety

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Shoots At A Man Wielding Machete At Him (Video) by rowland545(m): 3:06pm On Sep 24, 2022
Hahahaha I love this.... people no day respect police again...because I don't know how u will n threatening an armed police man with matchete ....Dem for shoot the two leg....make e get sense...


Make I watch the video again

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