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Politics / Re: Military Arrests Goni Fandam, ISWAP Informant Who Spies On Troops' Movements by RSVP: 9:45pm On Jun 11, 2021
paddyDIGITAL:
What next after arrest?


He will be kept in one of those luxurious underground cell with maximum security and be feed 3 square meal a day.

He is one of your country tax fund beneficiaries.
Wish him well.
Phones / Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by RSVP: 11:49am On Jun 11, 2021
ShedrachU:
He is a 'fine' cultist.

Option: Send him away.
If they track am, e family head go follow!

I hope you know there are special treats for parodies.
Health / Re: Pathology Doctors Help,graphomania by RSVP: 10:12pm On Jun 08, 2021
What's the condition of the patient now?
Any positive changes ?

I think this patient needs some sort of distractions.

I think her work took much of her during her active days and it has eaten up her mind real bad that this is the only thing she seek solace in.... Her book might seems like a puzzle to you but it makes a whole lot of sense to her. It's a combination of her thoughts, what she have seen and heard before, anything that echos through her mind so she kinda have a sense of fulfilment as she pen it down...

Unfortunately, a pen and a piece of paper she once love has turn to her greatest enemy now.. I don't know if it's possible to keep it away from her sight totally.

Dancing and listening to music would be of great help... I don't know how you can infuse it into her daily activity cuz this is going to be a tough challenge.
I'm not in anyway related to medical or phycologist field ..

I'm just trying to give you a blueprint of my little suggestion..
I hope this help.
The lord is your strength my dear.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Skill Can I Learn In A Short Time To Start Making Money ? by RSVP: 7:21pm On Jun 08, 2021
Lucrativress:

This is the mentality making our politicians go scot-free.
In as much as Nigerian rulers can be this irresponsible to their subjects are you now telling me this is not possible of some fathers? let's start telling ourselves the truth today,when you find yourself in a position you should know there are responsibilities to be taken which are mandatory, I'm sorry I seem Blunt but this is the mindset some have and they actually keep on breeding many children even with their tight financial status and guess what to them they are actually doing the children a favour of bringing them here just like our politicians feel they are doing us a favour being on their seats and being outrightly docile.
Make provisions for the children you are bringing into this world that is how a stressless cycle of wealth can grow.
That is what the whites are doing,making provisions for the Next Generation.


You aren't getting my point.
I'm not saying parents or an elderly person shouldn't be chastise for their insensitivities.
You should know there are lot of life factors that can hinder ones progress and being a Nigerian is one of them so most of those baba's doesn't find it easy while growing even tho Dem dey try...

And why are you comparing a FATHER figure to a politicians tho??
That's an insult undecided

Wo I don taya to dey drag cuz e be like say u stubborn for argument small .

Thank you madam.
cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Skill Can I Learn In A Short Time To Start Making Money ? by RSVP: 8:35am On Jun 08, 2021
Lucrativress:

let us hear word jor,everybody bashing OP like all Parents are worth Parenthood.
No o,it is not easy to be a father,sebi children begged their parents to bring them into this World ni?
Some people are not meant to have kids in their life time,Some just one or two,yes I said it,thank God OP's own saw to his education,he is not docile,at least he is really searching
Appreciate your Children's efforts at times but no o,thst will kill some Nigerian parent's instead
Sebi all the pressure pressure since all these years,Nigeria is a very good Country mtchw

Nigeria's silly sentiment brought us to where we are today
(Elders can't do no wrong,elders are always right)
Instead of people to just pass their words in peace,no you're insulting him,are you in his House?
Times have changed,level of resilience isn't like before again,having a mental breakdown due to crazy pressure, and Nigeria is an inbuilt pressure on its own.


I laugh going through your message and that makes me remeber the time when some people do tell me "you don't know anything" that phrase used to make me go crazy until I grew up to a level and the wisdom I thought I had as a young chap started failing the test of life, then I realized I don't know anything true true...

you think a sane man would wake up one dey and say God oooo I want to be irresponsible to my kids and family??! no man likes to watch his kids or family suffering!
all dus father's dey try. do you know what most parents did to put food on the table ?? you won't understand this until you start working and earning money yourself.

sheyB you be graduate abi? ehn go find work and make millions nah .. as e no easy for you nah so e no easy for this pop man too! .
most of them don't even have the opportunity you have to go to school cuz their parents were busy using them to work on the farm back in the days and they still somehow try to blend along in 21st century to bring food to the table ..
in as much as I know there are some irresponsible parents but we still need to credit those ones weh dey TRY out there ... most of them inherit poverty and still yet trying to make a change for their kids cuz they have already lost hope...
when things were rough and say make I make way for myself .. I met a guy and he say make we gada go hustle bricklayer cheesy . I say no yawa as long as money go fall out... I follow him and I carry ponpon for 2 days! bros I sick for 2 weeks after that shît!! the 1500# I earn per day sef no reach buy drugs oo. . .. now imagine someone's dad been doing that for how many years to feed the family. ! ..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Skill Can I Learn In A Short Time To Start Making Money ? by RSVP: 10:05pm On Jun 07, 2021
So you think it's easy to be a father abi??

SheyB you sef don dey see ham now ... Oode omo.


You better find who go teach you how to operate crane.

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Family / Re: Airtime Giveaway For Students by RSVP: 8:10pm On Jun 05, 2021
This is really impressive.

I know what it takes to be a student in Nigeria.
We've been there long time ago.
Not easy mehn.

May God bless your household OP.
Family / Re: Is It Normal For Bachelor To Burn 7kg Gas In One Month? by RSVP: 5:06pm On May 29, 2021
Foodqueen:
Na soso beans u de cook

Guy man nah beans eater grin
All dis new beans can make one burn 7kg gas within 1 week.

The last beans I cooked took 2hrs and yet not properly soft!
I was shocked shocked shocked shocked
Family / Re: What Can I Cook For 2k That Would Last Family Of 5 Till Next Week Friday? by RSVP: 4:56pm On May 29, 2021
MrDigitalVentur:
Fried Potatoe And Tea
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Fried Kini
Sports / Re: Chelsea And Man City Fans Clash With Porto Police Before UCL Final (Photos) by RSVP: 7:54am On May 28, 2021
post=102131446:
Arsenal, Liverpool and Man Utd fans go dey wish to dey fight dis kind fight for Portugal right now, but for where, na TV dem go watch am Las Las!

Sweet fight tongue
Fight wey dey sweet like play...
Fight of 2 Successful Finalists out of over 100 clubs that started the journey tongue.


Dem MANNA Lamba
As e dey hot.....
Iyalaya......


Why everything about chelsea has to be violence?!
I can't imagine myself wearing that toutish color sef taaarrrr! angry
Crime / Re: Lagos Mad Woman Caught With Three AK-47 Rifles Burnt To Death (Graphic) by RSVP: 9:19pm On May 24, 2021
IjapaTiroko:

Nigeria isn't an American movie unless you are ignoring the reality.
The criminals will likely get released by their godfather if reported & arrested.

I support jungle justice in this particular case... unfortunately

Unfortunately, most of the jungle justice victim were actually innocent people.


You won't know how it feels when 3 to 10 people started shouting Ole! Ole!! ontop ur head because you step into a wrong place at the wrong time....
Make God dey protect us ni.

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Family / Re: Have You Noticed This About Families These Days? by RSVP: 8:10pm On May 23, 2021
Things fall apart bro.

Same for my dad.
We must rush out to welcome him when we heard the sound of his car horn and if we don't do that then he felt disrespected.

I miss the old days.

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Family / Re: Sickle Cell Child by RSVP: 10:50am On May 20, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


it looks like one manipulative single mother has used kpekus to blackmail this one into accepting to carry baggage of wahala.


So you're still alive shocked shocked


Madt man cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Day I Got Stranded At Lagos. by RSVP: 9:53am On May 20, 2021
[b][/b]Funny thing is almost everyone who care to listen to your predicament will offer a help no matter how small it is in Lagos...
Lagosian no too dey worry about money or to show direction to your way even though most of them do it in haste.

The only challenge is to get their attention to listen to you Lol.
You can walk side by side with 10 people to get their attention and nah only maybe 2 of them go stop to hear what you got to say cheesy

It always appear dey kept something important somewhere and dey need to get there fast before someone else did cheesy

If you're stranded in Lagos, just go talk to a bus conductor and explain to him. most of them will help you to where you going

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua And Tyson Fury In War Of Words by RSVP: 9:11am On May 20, 2021
lasisi69:
joysticks answer this question !!!


Nah to run away when a question makes one question himself. Lol

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Family / Re: Area With Best Electricity In Ibadan Or Abeokuta by RSVP: 5:55am On May 20, 2021
I once lived somewhere around Tipper Garage ,Orita challenge along that elebu Rd and we normally get 20-22hrs of electricity daily.

MOkola/Adamasigba /Oluyole/Bashoru axis electricity are very stable in IB.

I don't know much of Abk now cuz the electricity in the area I lived there that time wasn't impressive but I hear housing olomore and I think egbeda is good but the only problem with abk is it's filled with confra and gboy settings. .. IB is still one of the best place to have peace of mind if you're the cool type.

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Romance / Re: It Was A Brutal Fight Between Me And My Best Friend Now (enemy) Over A Girl by RSVP: 6:14am On May 18, 2021
Illumined939:
You guys shot that guy, because of a girl? really?
Aromate abi?
Chumaz, except you are an idiot, your family must ensure these guys end up in jail. It is fine you've forgiven them, but they could try same violence with another human. And the universe will record such as an attack you could have prevented, only if these guys were in jail.


So you believed this story too lol.
I know stuff happens in real world but let's say a runs man want to treat ur effup base on say you smash his girlfriend so he call his squad on you to play d game...

If the guy know you as a stinky Jew den the worst he could do is to intimidate and milk you to the core that you will start paying dues weekly if care is not taken cheesy

And if ur cups worth make dem drill you and it happens they pull a gun to your face then they will never pull the trigger .. but it the situation go beyond control and one werey mistakenly hit you with a bullet then they will most likely want to finish you right on the spot so you don't put them in trouble.

If both of you are runz man too then they ball game will be play differently....

This story is dead on arrival grin grin grin.
But it's a good story anyway l.
Family / Re: My Wife Has To Pack Out Of The House If She ..... (photo) by RSVP: 6:53pm On May 17, 2021
I once made a comment regards this issue to my mom one day like that and she felt so hurt.

We were on random discussion and I said I wouldn't like my mom to live with "us" but rather prefer to build a house or rented an apartment for her and let her visit "us" once in a while ( "us" simply means myself,wife and kids) .

It was an innocent statement I made out of my rationale thought but it hurt her so bad and I quickly had rephrase the statement and made her understand I wouldn't tolerate my wife disrespect towards my mom therefore to avoid see finish I would prefer she visit us not quite often so to avoid drama .
She still doesn't sound pleased but we laugh it off.

Then I realized somethings are better left unsaid.


I love my mom and at the same time I love my wife... One has to use wisdom to balance the equation.

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Crime / Re: I Was Raped By My Pastor When I Went For Deliverance Nigerian Lady Cries Out by RSVP: 4:17pm On May 16, 2021
You know how many girls dem pastors don rape and still turn to sex slave.

Dis stuff is very common among all dus white garment churches...


I was fasting and I happened to be around the church premises (CAC) so maybe my pastor thought someone wasn't around as it was in hours when everyone has gone to work and no one at church.

I saw my pastor and a light skin woman putting on a short gown sitting close to each other inside the church. I actually caught my pastor hands laying on this woman lap inside the church.. they were shocked to see me as it seems they were both carried away. I myself don't know someone was in there so I just entered freely.

I great them and they adjust ofcourse! A minute later my pastor told the woman she should pray for me cuz I was fasting.

From my observation. The woman was my pastor mistress cuz I stayed there for a minute or 2 and I listened to their conversation. The woman doesn't sound like the regular woman who comes for prayer or something . She was blunt in her approach to "our" pastor cheesy

.. I just laughed and went back out.

He dey look me with one kind eye since then.
True life story.
Properties / Re: What Is The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Bad Room-Mate? by RSVP: 1:32pm On May 15, 2021
LoudLord:





Wasere omo yami you Sabi...You still dey ABK

grin grin grin I don move out of abk since 2016

Dat pansheke nah mini devil's passage back den.
Ojumo kan obo kan ni cheesy grin
Properties / Re: What Is The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Bad Room-Mate? by RSVP: 12:17pm On May 15, 2021
LoudLord:
Last 2yrs na off for me aje lipsrsealed



I comot for Lagos go squat with my gee for ABK (Mapoly boy)I just finish my ND for Yabatech,I say make I find green pasture for ABK but na Red pasture I meet even if I dey squat with you that one no mean say na me go dey feed you now,I feed this guy for good 6months...my gee go dey tell me say him people no send am money not knowing say na data my gee dey use him money do as I dey feed,money finish for my hand ND my gee lock up on me,na so e go dey leave me behind go dey chop food for outside come house sleep....E get this woman way dey near our house,she dey sell food stuff because I be her regular customer when money dey my hand,she start to dey give me food on credit any day way I get money i go pay...Na one day our landlord come house see me dey chop coaster biscuits,ask me of my roommate I tell am say he go see his friends na so de man laugh later tell me say my friend dey mama bolu shop dey eat.omo i felt betrayed that day as in my gee way I go collect credit food and we go chop am together...na so I start to dey plan my move to Lagos back,I no tell am anything me sef kan collect foodstuff of 5k from the other woman ND I make sure say I pay 1,500 and we both chop the foodstuff finish as my move to Lagos work out fine,I tell my gee say I dey enter Lagos back and I go come back in 1weeks time na so I japa till today,na later my gee dey call me to send money for the credit food way I collect say he no like wetin I do say d woman dey embarrass am,I tell am say shebi na both of us chop the food finish ehn make he pay now...the guy no get choice than to pay as I no gree pick hin anymore....



cool cool cool cool make una no vex ohh for my lengthy words grin


Me and my gee still dey but the closeness no much

Is it iya bolu weh dey the street back of halmond bar very close to that pansheke junction?
Abk get some crazy food joint .
I remember one woman wey deh sell local amala down one rough street weh dey opposite imperial hotel along that quarry road. grin very hot amala

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Celebrities / Re: Sound Sultan Speaks On Throat Cancer: I Will Tell My True Story Myself by RSVP: 5:11pm On May 13, 2021
Nobi throat cancer but he's sick.. get well soon bro.

Have you ever ask yourself am I a saint or holier. You really just mask yourself, it doesn't make you any holy ey ey do good ooo eh, make you do good ooo eh l.. respeck Saltan.



Ye ma sa omo ye ma sa cuz you fine like yemoja you come dey use me dey blow yanga.

Ye ma sa omo malo sa as I come dey near you come dey far no dey far away from me make I gummy gum body grin Babadee, eldee d don and lynxx are still few of my best artist anyday..

Thank goodness all dus beautiful artist use der sense rugged ham enter jand that year ... Dem sef for turn something else for naija street.
Family / Re: Help!!! My Environment Is Draining Me Psychologically. by RSVP: 10:04am On May 13, 2021
Cryptodegen:


If you think you are better than everyone else in that community then you have a low IQ. you said you are an introvert and that may be the problem and not the environment

That's actually the problem.
Introvert always thought they're better than half of the world because they overthink way too much.
If they engage you in a discussion and you fail to say things the way they process it in their mind then they will consider you as unintelligent. Lol
Na so e deh do us but I've began to accept people the way they are. Maybe nah we get fault not them cheesy

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Family / Re: Help!!! My Environment Is Draining Me Psychologically. by RSVP: 9:14am On May 13, 2021
it seems you have alot of time to play around with and that makes me wanna question what exactly you do for work.

If you're a full time artist which I definitely doubt then you should be around your folks in same industry and not one local village for farmers or student who doesn't have much choice.

If I should picture your lifestyle according to what you put out here then I would say you're also one of the few coded yahoo boi that doesn't like too much attention. Perhaps you have few money stacked in your account and you willing to promote your career with it but your problem is you trying to deassociate yourself with those fellow guy man that would bore you with lots of smoking, girls and irrelevant talk so you need to upgrade youself but unluckily you choose the wrong location my broda.. if you don't move out of there real quick then you might become their community baale very soon which is still a good thing .
At least you can organize shows free of charge grin

the only serious minded people I've came across with a decent figure of IQ level are young working class guys. You know all dus 7 to 7 type of guys but they don't have your time bro.

So I will suggest you move to Lagos. I think that Ogba area will fit your type well or gather yourself and travel out of naija where your dream matches your environment cheesy

Enter beta place for Lagos make you see watxup... Dem go put you on high key ur head go scatter.

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Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe son Kissed His Boyfriend (fiancée) Passionately -photo by RSVP: 8:04am On May 13, 2021
This is gross mehn.

Puzzy weh you fit get for free sef.

And to thing dey would even suck each other Dickson sef is just oh shīt mehn tofuaka
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo takes legal action against actor Yomi Fabiyi, Demands 100 Million by RSVP: 7:10am On May 13, 2021
ChiefSosa:
Oh and its Kanu Nwanko Right now
Kanu Nwanko moving the ball from the central midfield
Oh no Kanu Nwanko crosses over to jay-jay okocha
And issa goal..

.
.
.legends should continue from where I stopped


And Jay Jay is dribbling the ball to the center, to the left, to the right .....

Hit, hit,

Goalllllllllll.......

I think that was peak milk advert back then .

cheesy grin
Business / Re: Government Money Wrongly Sent To An Individual Account. Advise? by RSVP: 4:37pm On May 09, 2021
rajiedreez:
please let's know facts before we comment o. They ate not criminals anywhere in the world, they only become criminals when they say they aren't willing to return the money they've spent out of it. I heard this directly from a police commissioner mouth
He said if you received money into your account that you know isn't yours and you spend out of it, its not a criminal offense yet. It only becomes an offense when its clearly proven to you that the money was wrongfully paid into your account and you're adamant on returning the money plus the one you've spent. In fact he said you're by law entitled to a percentage of the money as compensation for returning it. O think the percentage was between 10% or 5%


Don't mind all dis people.
If truly the sender made a mistake and he/she contact the bank to inform them about the error. Your bank might give the person your contact to plead and ask for your consent before they will transfer the money back and now it depends on your motive . if you have spent few chunk out of the money then you both will have an agreement how the fund will be pay back. Just show rumorse and accept you are willing to pay back then no problem..infact the bank will be happy to work with you but if you're proving stubborn and keep frustrating the effort to show up then you're now a criminal.


In this case,i believe the money was a goverment loot and the people incharge have shady plans too that's why they want it settled their own way which can still put the account holder in trouble cuz you will be the person to authorize the fund to be release to them so therefore you are indirectly involved!

So since you have spent part of the fund .. Then walk straight to and EFCC head office and see a top rank officer with full chest bro.
You've done nothing wrong.
Tell Sarah or Evelyn you have no business with her as you have approach the EFCC so she should go fúck herself... Efcc will no hold you down.. For what? Since you are ready to pay back what you deduct bit by bit .

Even if the officer want to chop the money then him self go come up with a plan that will not afffect you or him. Infact he will be the one to handle and cover everything sef.

Those criminal only report to your bank they an error transferring money into your account and not the that's why your bank place a hold on it! You will not be able to withdraw the fund until you prove to your bank nah you get the money which is almost impossible so therefore the next thing is not to attract trouble to yourself ... Go and report to Efcc!

E only pain me say nah just smal change you comot before alarm blow .. You go just relocate with you mom jeje.

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Family / Re: Father Flogs Daughter For Posting Nude Videos On Instagram by RSVP: 4:27pm On May 04, 2021
ojuu4u:


I DNT know if u re Yoruba perhaps u are Yoruba but a bastard one

in Yoruba an adage says......okro can not grow bigger than the owner.

in ur own case when your grow up more than teenager, I will indulge you to start worshipping him or her.

if they ask you tell the whole world that he or she have right.

You even get time to dey shalaye my broda.

We were giving same treatment while growing up and i give thanks to my parents each time i look back at those days. They weren't perfect but when it comes to discipline we have it anyhow we want ham. My dad would feed you enough food at night and wake you up at mid night to chop your cane..
And him slap dey reset bain normal level.

It might not be the best way but it helps bro.

This is why all these minor no get regard for anybody again ..you go see them doing all sort of rubbish and disrespecting everyone at a very tender age just because they think it's right.

I never knew how a condom or cigarette looks like until i got into higher institution. one bastard pikin wey no get head go come do rubbish for my presence i no go beat werey conot him body.
Who born goat?

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