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Romance / Re: Toasting A Married Woman? by Ruddyface(f): 11:37pm On Jul 29, 2008
it is simply about the no-strings-attached sex.

Don't even look at them if u are not ready to taste it. Please stay faithful to your husband and enjoy only him.
Forum Games / Re: Kill English And Go Free! by Ruddyface(f): 11:02pm On Jul 29, 2008
Dis Further Englis na wa o. After i score AA 1/2 in d subjekt, I been scores 2 % in TOEFL. Imogin! Wen I fest ci it, I tink it is 200%. Well, I remember Braimoh Lincoln.
Religion / Re: Hurray! Pastor David Oyedepo (jnr) Wedding Today! by Ruddyface(f): 12:27am On Jul 27, 2008
Gamine:

You nairalanders, you have such a way with words undecided cheesy
How do u mean?
Religion / Re: Hurray! Pastor David Oyedepo (jnr) Wedding Today! by Ruddyface(f): 12:20am On Jul 27, 2008
@ Gamine

From one who would not like to go to Church even on Sunday to a fan of a pastor ,

Mhhh  lipsrsealed
Forum Games / Re: Kill English And Go Free! by Ruddyface(f): 10:39pm On Jul 26, 2008
Baxilexi:

i pity mama charlie when she saw all this thing that you people write

Shu, forget that tin! Mama Shaly wan' try? This na Further Englis o. She self must to know how to spoke this by learning from the Unifersity of Further Englisland.

My pea-ple no be so?
Forum Games / Re: Kill English And Go Free! by Ruddyface(f): 10:55pm On Jul 24, 2008
chi-baby:

alorof peoples r realli doin a velli good jobs on ds thread. atleast us can all contributes even whether is rights or wrong

Sioo, we all are spoke good englis but abeg, what bring thread inside the stomach of dis ferri cirios gramma lesin? I think thread is for sowin klot? We d ferri good pea-ple of Further Englisland, what are we feel?

Ah, englis sweet muke muke when 'rul of engagement' no dey.
Forum Games / Re: Kill English And Go Free! by Ruddyface(f): 11:30pm On Jul 23, 2008
I wonders why u wants englis to be kill. He sow say u be bad pesin. How u will kill and go, if u are not a bad pesin?

I now knows what awa pea-ple are say that awa edukason level are fall down, becos pea-ple at even your levels connot speak or write a simple correct englis. Same!
Nairaland / General / Re: See Nice Pictures Here by Ruddyface(f): 10:50pm On Jul 22, 2008
What about this? For the guys.

Romance / Re: Ladies, How Would You Like To Be Approached? by Ruddyface(f): 10:59pm On Jul 14, 2008
I would like to be approached like this:

Get butt-naked in front of me in the public (without being a madman) and ask for my friendship while on one knee with ur mid-leg dangling lazily (and not otherwise). If u were virile and could do that, I would say 'yes'.
Romance / Re: What To Do When Both Partners Are Inexperienced by Ruddyface(f): 10:47pm On Jul 14, 2008
You need to read and learn about sex. It is not as natural as some claim. It is an art and most arts are learnt - even where the natural talent exists.

Also, explore yourself and know your erotic zones, thereafter, help him know and identify them.

Discuss freely about sex without being embarrassed. Touch freely and play out your fantasies - we all do have them.

Vary your positions and bring a lot of excitement into it. It takes time but a lifetime of enjoyment sure does worth it.

tongue tongue tongue

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