Washed up trio forming patriots,nigeria suppse don move past has beens like this nah.Marez,slimani n feghouli dey kuku wait una 4 that una akwaibom.I won see as una go tak win them

Have you thieving lots asked the efcc to stop you 4rm thieving yet?I think this house of reps members get bored sometimes n just unanimously display stupidity all in the name of 'caring for the average nigerian' when we all know in truth that they don't.MMM has come n we all know that it'll go at some point but the house of reps has been in existence for God knows how long now n what hv nigerians benefitd 4rm them.Trash talking Reps

Kandibe dele,mehn e get as e be.

@op,very simple,jst invite him to the room anytime u're applyin make up and design his face till he looks exctly lik u want him to.Better realise say u don enter bus and there's no refundin of money on this journey.Nonsense!

The presidency really needs 2 come up wit smethin plausible to explain this truly shameful event tht has bcme a subject of ridicule to even the average nigerian on the street tht has lil to no knowledge abt how the coun3's run.The nigerian pple deserve bettr accountability 4rm its leaders n going by current events in the country,pple are speedily losin faith in this administration.Its jst sad tht popular opinion doesn't count in our political terrain in this side of the world because in a true democracy this is enough reason to initiate an impeachment process against the president.But no need to worry,the $300million recently returnd abacha loot will eventually shut evry pdp agitators mouth up whn they get their share in salaries,allowances or whatevr term they use in milkin the country dry.

Not doing any of the above kills faster

And so ends the autocracy that has bedeviled the state and its good pple for a decade and half.Congrats alex otti on this victory,this is indeed saving the best for last.In kenneth kaunda's voice *Abia shall be free*

Hey pple,I also got the msg oo,called themslvs joint initiative for dev and tht I was invited for an interview in asaba.De kompany of all names kwa,after googling hopin 2 find smethin abt them all I was gettin was news on vincent kompany of man city.The thing tire me sef,anybdy with smethin concrete abt them abeg hit boys up.Asaba too far 4 person 2 waka go for scamma.

67 views with no response?Somebody here shld hv an idea of what I'm talkin about.Adeola odeku behnd gtbank VI,abeg make una talk if u know something or they've gottten bck to u after the interview we had on satrdy.

For those who attended the interview at adeola odeku on satrdy 7th nov 2015,has anyone gotten a feedback yet?Just curious

The rot abia state is currently witnessing started since the days of orji uzo kalu,used enyimba fc to blindfold over 2mill pple meanwhile a dearth in socio economic amenities kept spreadin lik wildfire across the state.Theodore orji just danced diffrntly to the same beat played by his predecessor.Ikpeazu might seem lik he's got a plan initially but in the end,cat no dey born catfish.Rily wish otti won tht state cos if any state in nigeria rily needs somethin new ideaswise its abia.

And who says wike won't win the rerun elections,unless there's somethin they the market women are nt tellin us.If they luv wike as much as they claim,all they need do is come out n vote him again lik they suppsedly did last time.People go jst cool down dey waste cardboard say dem dey protest,what will be will be.

The chnces say this girl never kpansh more than one AMU b4 na the chnces slovia bratislava get of winning UCL nxt season.Maybe she even gt somethin 4 body wey she won donate 4 gullible niggaz...the body is set sha but my boy 4 downstairs never pay rent dis mnth so him no dey commot house

Whatever the op intended wit this is dead on arrival

Joe budden ft crooked i-devil in my room
Dj khaled ft nas n scarface-hip hop
Slaughterhouse-the other side
Joe budden-only Human
Kendrick lamar-king kunta
J cole -no role modelz
J cole-villuminati
Kendrick lamar-mortal man
Big sean-one man change the world
Kendrick lamar-the blacker the berry
The game-the purge
List wld nt be cmplte witout drakes 6am in new york n u can try out newjams.net 4 ur downloads

This is comin 4rm someone tht resides in ota,tell ur bro 2 stay in cross river cos no b small money u go waste if him decide touch down itele.The suppsed intervw/briefin happns in one fillin station buildin actually owned by nnpc bt already taken over by this health + pple.U go 1st write one sham test lik tht b4 them begn schl una on one machine lik tht wey dem gt wey fit cure Aids n raise the dead.Defintly a NoNo 4 me unless u've alwys had dreams of tourin ota one day

No need to get all jumpie n groovy cos NIS sent y'all a confirma3/corrctn msg.We shld be waitin 4 the "app will be processed electronically" part n pray dem actually do as dem talk.Afta events of last year I think any form of elation is ill adviced.

Diamby:
@RunnaRunna how was ur test and interview today at cert edge?did it follow the same pattern i told u.how did it go

@diamby it was ok,29questns all english n wit options 2 pick 4rm and afta tht a lil interview session wit one of their execs who asked us abt our work experience n qustns relatin 2 the positns we applied for.Wasn't a hundrd percnt sha bt we suppse scale 2ru"hopefully"

Diamby:
@RunnaRunna ours was an english obj logic question and after that interviews are conducted. They are consultants who recruit for companies.

@diamby thnks,hope u get picked.Hope we all get picked.Rily appreciate

Diamby:
@RunnaRunna i was also invited this past thursday,they are real.

@diamby thnks buh when u say "real",what does tht mean?Are they an organisatn tht av set out functns n pay lik others or is it this swt mouth pple?Abeg wat n wat was entailed in d tests n interview,expo will b immensely appreciated

Good pple of nairaland,I also got an invite 4rm this certificatn edge slated for monday 9th.Don't wanna rush off wit high hopes n afta much much the whole thin come be disguised GNLD.Pls I'll appreciate concise info on the job descriptn cos the internet isn't helpin much.Last card has 2 be spent wisely in this tryin times

My own sef na 2wice bitten but homeboy no fit shy abi wetin una think?Think this happnd in my 2nd year,was jst chillin on my own oo whn this stunna of a girl jst cam 2 chill too(think she was waitin 4 someone/smethin).Na him I say mak I try do wetin guys dey do,wlkd up 2 her n d follwin happnd
Me:hello
Girl:hi,
Me:are u waitin 4 somethin/someone
Girl:how's tht ur bizness
Me:sorry, buh hope u wldn't mind if I asked u ur name
Girl:wat maks u thnk in a million yrs I'll giv u my name?I've neva ever seen ur face arnd this schl b4,sure u're even a stdnt here?U knw what prove 2 me tht u're not one of this community boys lookin 4 a schl grlfrnd
O boy see where I dey try drag my 1D commt my wallet n afta lik 30secs I brought it out n showed her.U need see as my hand dey shake when I dey show am n afta my 1D presentatn she jst sigh waka commot.

7 Tinashe ft schoolboy Q-2 on
6 meek mill ft jadakiss-heaven or hell
5 dj khaled ft nas,scarface n dj premier-hip hop
4 drake-tuscan leather
3 chris brown ft trey songz-song on 12play
2 dj khaled ft chris brown,future,jeremiah,aug alsina-holdUdown
1 chris brown ft kendrick lamar-autumn leaves

We all know u married him cos of his money.Now u've stocked up ur wardrobe n bank accnt u say the differences r irreconcilable,didn't u live wit them b4 u said yes to him or those ones were reconcilable up until now.This hoes aint loyal

U knw i once did all the nice place,quiet plce,slow music,chilled wine thin n afta thinkin i had her foamin under i tried 2 lick mouth n all i got was ''it was nice n a hug''.Only 4 me 2 chck up on her a couple of dys later n find out she was hangin out in one timaya music point n kill joint wit one rude boy n she was even lookin happier there thn in d gentleman spot i took her 2.Since then my broda I NO BE GENTLEMAN again oo.Even if its a shrine they wnt,let's go there.

If the great Man United can carry 7th,why the hell can't teebillz boot tiwa out?I alwys had my reservatns abt the guy tho cos wit those tattoos n his sinzu ties u can't expct he'll jst 4 better 4 worse ontop tiwa.There's breakup in d air this dys cos even d way baba ismaila take beat mama ismaila 4 my area this mornin i doubt if she go stay wit am again.

All I can say is that he shld bring back some sanity in2 the football federation in this coun3 cos we av lots of parasites in tht glasshouse tht are even more harmful than the stones they warn us against throwin at it.Congrats mr pinnick

Rehabilitating boko haram fighters who've surrendered n sentencin the soldiers to death,who do they even see as the terrorists?Does it mean tht once someone joins the army he looses evry right to reason and becmes a zombie.FELA rily did av a point as regards this khaki pple.Buh if the army goes ahead n executes those 12 then i guess servin the fatherland has gone to the dogs,i'd rather serve myself n giv d fatherland my middle finga.

Godwin spiff sagbama of ait sports extra n sports bizness,top notch sports presenter n correspondent.One of the shinin lights in nigeria sports journalism,we'll always rememba u cos u blessed our screens evry mon-fri 9am then.God rest ur soul

Godwin spiff sagbama of ait sports extra,top notch sports presenter n correspondent.One of the shinin lights in nigeria sports journalism,we'll always rememba u cos u blessed our screens evry mon-fri 9am then.God rest ur soul

Maybe take a thousnd naira n split it in2 20's n 50's n giv alms to the needy/poor.After that i'm mixin my orijin n don simon n snorin d rest of d day off