This morning a man shoot his son to death while testing bullet proof charm

Wow:-D

Young student:i'v got stomach ache.
Form teacher:that's because u haven't eaten and u stomach is empty,so it hurts.
Young student:now i know why my maths teacher has headaches.his head must be empty.
A patient asked a doctor what is my temperature,doctor?
Doctor:a hundred and three.
Patient:boy, a hundred and three! is dat a world record?
A teacher asked his students to draw a ring. As expected, all drew objecj with circular shapes.however one little boy drew a square.
Why have u drawn a square? The teacher asked.
mine is a boxing ring,sir the boy replied

Rubbish this is not a joke

U are a gr8 fool to take this as a joke

U r a fool 4 reading any breaking news may be u will read about ur families death later

U r a fool 4 reading any breaking news may be u will read about ur families death

Today at 12 boko haram went to a cemetary in kano and threw a bomb which made a d dead bodies wake up and started crying,4 some couple of hours they were crying b4 d kano state governor went to d cemetary and pleaded to them then he gave them sleeping tablet and asked them to take it and go back to sleep so they did

That means u shouldn't be carried away

Where is d joke?

In 2004 nigeria's best president olusegun obasonjo went to d zoo together with his wife stella. while in d zoo stella gave a banana to a monkey and d monkey rejected it, and obasonjo gave d monkey d banana and d monkey collected it and d press asked him why he rejected stella offer and d monkey said blood is thicker than water.
There was a time that jesus sent judas to buy a chicken while on the way back he cut one leg and help his ministry(belle) when he came back he gave jesus d chicken and jesus asked him how come a chicken with a leg then judas said,that is how u created chicken 4 us here then jesus said shot up!!! we created chicken with 2 leg in heaven.then judas said if u disagree with me let us look around.at d process it was raining,and u know when it rains chicken's stand with a leg then jesus picked a stone and stoned the chicken and d chicken drop the second leg to run.before jesus say a word judas said oga mi e no dey tire u,4 chicken self una dey perform miracle,na wa ooo
welcome to my ministry

The bullet damaged his leg

Armed robber traced an hausa man a shot him for money luckily he shot his leg this is terrible

Is she d first old woman to die:-@let her die smootly

Na wa oo even google write error for this grammer's

In ur head

A primary school kid fill a form in the following way
NAME:James.
PLACE OF BIRTH:general hospital.
FATHER'S OCCUPATION:usually not occupied.
SEX:too young for that.
JJC THIEF
This a hold up the thief told the stingy old man "hand over ur money or else....."
"or else what?the old man shot back.
"please don't confuse me, The thief begged."this is my first job.

Policeman::professor, did u manage to get the number of the lorry that knocked u down?
Professor:I'm sorry there wasn't time for that but fortunately.I noticed that d cube root of d number was equal to d sum of its digits.

Old man:doctor,my right hand is giving me pain.
Doctor:noting to worry. It's merely due to old age.
Old man(puzzled):but my right hand is perfectly alright.i never thought my right hand is older than my left!
...WORLD RECORD...
What's my temperature, doctor?asked d sick athlete
"A hundred and three."
"Boy a hundred and three! Is that a world record?"

Good jub fashola u are the best