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Food / Re: Where To Get An Edible Cake Printer by saalma(f): 7:31am On Dec 11, 2015
Ok.... But where in apongbon? Can u give a description?
Food / Where To Get An Edible Cake Printer by saalma(f): 7:41am On Dec 09, 2015
Good morning peeps

Where can I get a cake printer and edible paper in Abuja or Lagos? I'm thinking to buy one so that I can incorporate cakes pictures into my baking. Anyone with any idea pls let me know.
Politics / Re: My Parents Volunteered Me, Says 14-year-old Kano Suicide Bomber by saalma(f): 9:32pm On Dec 24, 2014
SeverusSnape:
NORTHERNERS... Very bloody , violent and heartless people.
Just look at this beautifully innocent girl, It is so unfortunate.

U must be high! Next time, specify the northerners u are referring to, because some of us are born again christians, born into christian homes, as in even our parents were never muslims.
Talk intelligibly please!

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Sickles Cell by saalma(f): 8:01am On Dec 16, 2014
shocked shocked grin cheesy

OP the question should be "can you marry a sickle cell patient? "

A sickle cell is a red blood cell which is shaped like a sickle, it is not a human being grin

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Romance / Re: A Heartless Girl by saalma(f): 8:29am On Oct 23, 2014
@op, u no even get problem. My ex did the exact same thing. He was at my place one evening, we even made out, I asked him to stay a little longer and his reply was: i'll see you tomorrow, I promise ". Tomorrow apparently has refused to come. He stopped picking my calls, replying my pings or texts. After a week, he even deleted me from his bbm.
He was the first person I ever did love, and at the time, I was obviously hurt, loosing sleep, weight and all, trying to get his friends to help me talk to him . After a while, I came to the conclusion that nobody deserves all this attention while being an ass*hole, and I'm too special let someone treat me like that.
Guy, get up, dust ur behind and move on. This life is too short for this kind of stress abeg.
P.S, he ended up trying to strike up a friendship with me after that and probably more, but I have moved on so far ahead that even if I look back, I can't see him from where I am.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Words You Thought Were English by saalma(f): 7:46am On Oct 17, 2014
adonbilivit:
i dash u d change

Cheaper for you
Education / Re: Nigerian Words You Thought Were English by saalma(f): 7:17am On Oct 14, 2014
For heaven's sakes OP, did u actually think that those words were English words? shocked shocked Omo! U still get change to go collect for your primary school o lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Do You All Believe That 85% Ladies do Gossip by saalma(f): 5:29am On Oct 01, 2014
Oga phollybee, the first thing for u to note is that there is no word like "gossiper in the English dictionary. Please correct yourself. And buy a dictionary as well
Romance / Re: Why We Ladies Sleep With Different Men - Student Opens Up by saalma(f): 8:33am On Sep 08, 2014
And by business I mean buying n selling. I've sold indomie and eggs, I've sold pants and bras, I've sold hair extensions (attachments and weavons), I've sold body sprays, just so that I make the money a little more n i didn't have to beg or borrow to survive or even become a runs girl. These things I had made up my mind about

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Romance / Re: Why We Ladies Sleep With Different Men - Student Opens Up by saalma(f): 8:18am On Sep 08, 2014
perry2020:
What made you think I have never gone through hard times,the hardest times sef back then in school when I would be given 5k as monthly allowance I was staying in an hostel were I had to buy food and buying food each day twice daily alone was 6k for the month(not three times daily ooo)(t wasn't even enough for feeding sef not to talk of other things oo),no other money or source of income,i could sell anything sell able(bedsheets,clothes),i made jewelries and sold,liquid soap and sold(aldoe twasnt as if much money was coming in but at least I could use the little to sustain). I cut unnecessary expenses,planned well and had a list of priorities.i knew girls who would go around with sugar daddies and hunt for white men(where are they today? Either dead,used for ritual or battling with stds and hiv,very few,very very few of them end up fine today and it's coz of grace ) Today look at me,am doing so fine and I have never regretted my doings for one day because those situations helped me in becoming who I am today. if I was into prostitution then do u think the grace of God would have been so buoyant in my life.
But girls of nowadays just love showoff,they want to be on 30 inches Brazilian hair and use the latest phones,assessories,latest dresses,shoes and bags even bleaching cream of 15-45k(which are unnecessary).

U didn't even face hard times. There are people whose parents could only afford that 5k for like 3months or a whole semester. I have examples so I know what I'm saying.
If u think u got it hard, know that there are people who got it harder.
I had parents who gave me what they could, but because I felt it wasn't enough, I started to do a small "business " with it. but all I'm saying is: don't judge a person until u have walked at least a mile in their shoes

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Family / Re: What Was Going Through Your Mind While Walking down the Aisle. by saalma(f): 6:34pm On Aug 01, 2014
Welrez: I dont know why people are so obsessed with sex. Haba, I still think it is an enjoyable experience but marriage is beyond sex alone. I'm discombobulated to learn such a thought was on someone's mind, right at the altar!

Rubbish! There is nothing unholy about sex in marriage. Stop this right at the alter hypocrisy abeg
Romance / Re: My Manhood Couldn't Allow Me To Marry by saalma(f): 9:57pm On Jul 29, 2014
OP, it's certainly your English that "couldn't" allow you to marry and not your manhood
Religion / Re: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by saalma(f): 2:40pm On Jul 20, 2014
@OP, u are obviously not a tue christian. If u were, u would know how to read and interpreted the bible.

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Romance / Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by saalma(f): 10:31am On Jan 01, 2014
The part that says we ladies don't enjoy football is a lie. Maybe u shud have sed MOST ladies because I enjoy football very very much. So don't generalise.
One man's meat is another's poison.
Romance / Re: How Do I Know She's Not A Goal Digger? by saalma(f): 11:17am On Aug 25, 2012
Ubonight: How do i know if she's a goal-digger?


biko, what is a goal digger?
Romance / Re: What a Forum by saalma(f): 7:12am On Aug 21, 2012
The OP is just like 15 or 16 years old abi?
*smh*
Romance / Re: All Because Of Nairaland He Said I Won't Marry His Daughter. by saalma(f): 7:29am On Aug 02, 2012
flanrey: Bring her fathers username so seun and mods can appeal to him. Afterall...what happens on nairaland stays on nairaland #NoHardFeelings
Don't u get it? He doesn't have the username na? He's sed that a couple of times. Is it so hard to understand?
*smh*
Car Talk / Re: Have You Ever Fooled Your Mechanic? by saalma(f): 3:31am On Jul 29, 2012
eddy42k: have You ever fooled your mechanic? i have severally!!!

There was a time my car was jerking , i took it to my so called experience mechanic he asked me to buy a new fuel pump.

i tried to convince him to service it but he said the pump was weak then i agreed to buy another one from LADIPO market.

Instead i took it home removed the net from the suction it was blocked i cleaned it and took it back to him to fix after fixing he was so happy and said 'U SEE I SAY NA D PUMP DON WEAK SEE AS E DEY WORK WELL WELL NOW WEY U DON BUY TOKUNBO PUT AM'...

i shook my head and wondered if this man was a doctor

Must everything be on nairaland? Is it that if you don't start a thread, no matter how stu.pi.d u will die, abi how?
Romance / Re: 5 Years Gone, She Never Asked Anything From Me by saalma(f): 9:14pm On Jul 26, 2012
ruledworld: I met this girl some 5 years ago, and we have been going on smoothly without any problem. But the fact that she has NEVER asked me to do anything or give her anything or buy her any stuff, or even send her credit, even though she is not from a rich family, I started to wonder, does she really love me? undecided

To cut it short, we are still together, we are currently engaged, and planning to get married next year.

What I want to know is, is it normal if your girlfriend never asked anything from you? Though I trust her, I still have some worries that she might be getting some help from people I don't know, which can result in something I don't know again.

PS: Do not assume that I have never done anything to her before, I use to do so many stuffs to her, though not frequently, only when I can conveniently do it. But the fact that she have never asked anything from me, really baffles me.


@OP, e be like say ur village pipul dey worry u abi?
To say she ask, e for be problem. Asshe no ask, bigger problem. If u don't like her, pls tell her and stop wasting her time. U'v wasted five years already!
Na wa o! Some people sef! Kai! *smh*
Romance / Re: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by saalma(f): 6:13pm On Jul 26, 2012
made in biafra: tell him to send some dollars first of all!! grin
you really are an igbo man...... *smh*

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Romance / Re: I Am Geting Tired Of This Girl. by saalma(f): 9:10am On Jul 26, 2012
190_@:
Rotfl

Keyword- I don't need 2be shoutin in ur ear everyday 4 u 2know I love u

My ex used 2 say that - 2day she's an ex

Verdict- kick her hungry 2timin no gud piece of arse 2 d curbs


you are either a lesbian or a guy. Pls stop misleading the people
Politics / Re: GEJ - Boko Haram Disorganised My Plans For Govt by saalma(f): 5:42am On Jul 18, 2012
And he is not ashamed to say it. Mtschew....... The man is simply aa joke! I always said it! Even when yar'adua was alive....m I pity nigeria. It waas in the gutters before, but its sinking deep into rubbish! Was jonathan not the one who opened his dirty mouth to boast thaat he would wipe boko haaram away by june? Nonesense!

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Politics / Re: Obama Claims Boko Haram Was Brought By Frustrations & Poor Government by saalma(f): 5:30pm On Jul 11, 2012
Billyonaire: Is it true that Obama is black ?
cheesy grin
Really cracked me up
Politics / Re: 50 Corpses Discovered In Pastor's House In Plateau. by saalma(f): 5:38am On Jul 09, 2012
Mpetempe: What is the essences of this tread
what is the essences? My goodness!
shocked

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TV/Movies / Re: Grammatical Errors In Nollywood by saalma(f): 6:59am On Jul 02, 2012
I have freezed your account! Freezed it is! - amaechi muonagor
I feeded u with these my breasts! Can't remember who ryt now
Congenital was conginental to ramsey noah. grin
And the list goes on and on and on
Religion / Re: T.B Joshua Again: I See Death Of An Argentinian Leader by saalma(f): 11:56am On Apr 22, 2012
Ileke-IdI:
That man is something, but definitely not God's messenger. I've yet to hear a positive profeces from him.
[quote author=wesley80]

And u know all these because . . .?[/quote


haven't u ever heard of familiar sprits and/or fortune telling?
Education / Re: Which School Resumes First? by saalma(f): 8:58pm On Oct 10, 2009
sorry, nasarawa state university already backed out and resumed last week! grin grin
Education / Re: Our Faith Will Be Decided 2day by saalma(f): 8:05pm On Oct 06, 2009
sorry, i meant and not our fate!
Education / Re: Our Faith Will Be Decided 2day by saalma(f): 8:03pm On Oct 06, 2009
@graciella, babe, i tire oh! a university student says our faith will be decided to day and not our faith. isn't it a pity? and he expects to get a wonderful job! sad!
Religion / Re: How The Bible Teaches Us To Recognize False Prophets by saalma(f): 10:29pm On Sep 08, 2009
@olabowale: Spirit isn't equal to prophet; but when a prophet preaches a false doctrine, u know its definitely no the Holy Spirit who's behind him. in other words, test the spiriot behind the prophet. besides, the Bible says that the Holy Spirit bears witness with our spirit. this means that when your own spirit or the Holy Spirit in you refuses a prophet, to you he's false

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