Ishilove:
I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.

I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.

I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.

Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.

Toh.

I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!

When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing.

The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.

That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.

In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.

Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!"

He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.

He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."

And write fast I did.

At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions.

We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.

This is my WAEC testimony.

I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago.

I thought lala was only good with snakes , I never knew he/she was good in arithmetics

One love lala

Thanks be to God for the free gift of life, oxygen and love.

When the destroyer saw the blood..... He passed over.............

This ember month I pray that the blood of Jesus will be upon everyone of us..... Amen.

He died with his boots on him...... That's bravery.

Rest in peace.................... You are forever in our heart.

Can't believe she is singing great is thy faithfulness

I can't believe someone who is displaying nipples to over sixty million viewers is singing the Lords song (great is thy faithfulness)

Ojusegunola:
....my idiocy is second to yours.

I wanted to buy in bulk too

Poor dey suffer suffer

And wenger sold this guy because of one yeye Lord sir-no-goal

Chai....... Someone somewhere can't even buy Nigerian used keke, at the end of the day....... Buhari will take the blame

kestolove95:
She's now fvcking a nice dick

Na wa for you o!

Figuratively speaking....... If a path is less or never trodden for sometime, it gets overgrown with weeds and thorns.......... For you to create that path again, you need to clear the weeds and thorns.

Get your cutlass and get to work bro.......... Woo her all over again.

Goodluck

Commodity indeed

Lord have mercy

Candycrushy:
imma perfect financial manager myself, waiting for an employer...smiles
thanks op....

OK na

drjprince:
so sorry bro ,the thing is all the things I have gotten from them till date has been good

Thanks...... Enjoy your evening.

drjprince:
bro it depends on what you are buying,I know they sell rufurbished item but some are clearly stated, some people fall for somethings because of greed and ignorance

LOL.... This is not a matter of greed.......... They sold bad Nokia 3.1plus to me, and when I returned it, they rejected it............ That my claim was invalid.

drjprince:
why?

They sell refurbished and defective items...... And refused to take them back whenever you return them.... Na God go punish them.

drjprince:
get redmi note 7 4gb 64gb variant or the 4g 128gb variant,available on aliexpress but best if you get it through jumia or pointek,or contact korban3134 he is a legit guy,you are going to get it at the best price with freebie

Run from jumia

Anambra state deserve a sea port also

Link

...... Nobody is even dancing one corner dance for him......

Look and live......... My brother lives.............. It is written in the Bible.... Look and live.

.... My follow country men....... I HAVE LEARNT TO TRUST IN JESUS..... I HAVE LEARNT TO DEPEND ON GOD'S WORD.

ZarZar:


Awwwww. You won't attend my wedding though because there won't be a wedding lol. You can invite me to yours when the time comes. I wanna spray money on you

Savage

na dem dem

I have set before you an open door which no one can shut.....
#thebible

This people get time sha

Blood of Lalasticlala

This kind news dey tire me

The pain of separation consumes another home

When you been dey flaunt dey guy for social media..... U been no tell us na lie.........

WELL, I THINK THE DEBT HAS BEEN PAID