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Family / Re: See What A New Mum Did To Her New Baby by SageMK: 12:07pm On Jun 05, 2019
Very low chance the make-up applied contain toxins but it doesn't make it any less disturbing. I just can't fathom such fúckery. The makeup will clogged skin pores and if the baby have skin problems, it'll only make it worse. sad

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Romance / Re: "Spending To Maintain Your Girlfriend Drains Blessings From You" - Reno Omokri by SageMK: 10:37am On Jun 05, 2019
I can't verify if spending on girlfriends drains blessings but I can confirm that it does drain every bit of moisture from your body until you are all dried up and boneless.

Her being the girlfriend doesn't make her entitled to your money... Don't be the source of your girlfriend's income.

Only gifts are allowed. grin
Health / Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by SageMK: 3:19pm On Jun 04, 2019
Agreed. It's a great way to make money. grin
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

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Family / Re: My Husband Is Cheating On Me With Our Neighbor! Hurting Real Bad by SageMK: 3:00pm On Jun 04, 2019
Sorry you have to go through this but I am glad you've made up your mind to divorce him. Life is just too short.

Anyway, allow me to correct a misconception you have.

I want African men to know that women have feelings too, am expected to bottle up my pain and be a woman.

African men aren't what your husband painted us out to be. The fact that he's a scumbag and he lacks decency have nothing to do with his race or the colour of his skin.

He knows you've feelings. He just doesn't care at all. So call out your husband for his crimes but do not bash us along. If only you scrutinized him well before marriage...

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Romance / Re: 42yr Old Getting Married To A 24yr old Girl, Is It Alright? by SageMK: 1:21pm On Jun 04, 2019
mrAMG2:

Simple question and foolish nlanders will turn it to fight.
You clearly have a myopic way of thinking. Maybe the way I asked the question sounded harsh; if that’s the case sorry.

Read what you wrote up here and tell me if you don't delight in typing nonsense. Your apology isn't required.

You say the age gap is much, i let that slide because I know how Nigerians are sentimental about age and things that come with it.


24years isn't 24hours.

The age gap is too much. Only 0.3% of married couples fall within this range of age disparity world wide. So it's not a Nigerian thing to be sentimental about age.

Regardless, even if he’s 60 and healthy, he can still shoot.


I only highlighted the sexual challenge that lies ahead.

A lady that can relate and bond with someone almost twice her age shows her level of maturity and intelligence.

Wrong.

It's easy to interact and bond with people if you have something in common. It's doesn't portray in any way that she's intelligent or matured. Just common interest.

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Romance / Re: 42yr Old Getting Married To A 24yr old Girl, Is It Alright? by SageMK: 12:07pm On Jun 04, 2019
mrAMG2:


Why is their sexual satisfaction your problem?

How is it my problem?

The OP is asking for public opinion and I gave him mine.
Besides, I made two points yet you decided to pick this one — Why?! It's obvious you enjoy typing nonsense.

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Romance / Re: 42yr Old Getting Married To A 24yr old Girl, Is It Alright? by SageMK: 11:38am On Jun 04, 2019
The age difference is just too big.

The probability of finding it difficult to relate on the same level is big possibility. Also at that age of 42, how do you plan on keeping up with her sexual demands?

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Romance / Re: Opinions Are Needed Please by SageMK: 8:44am On Jun 04, 2019
This is a big red flag. In a nutshell, your girlfriend doesn't trust you anymore. And you gave her reasons not to bro.
Crime / Re: Think Before Drinking Sniper, This Is What Happens To Your Body After by SageMK: 8:10am On Jun 04, 2019
Nicely written. If only they have time to read.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Lagos Beggar Refuses Sachet Water, Insists On Getting Bottled Water by SageMK: 6:22am On Jun 04, 2019
That man isn't a begger.
Beggers cannot be choosers.

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Romance / Re: Wedding Pictures Of An Elderly Man With A Teenage Girl by SageMK: 10:16pm On Jun 03, 2019
How can a parent sacrifice their own child future and childhood to a vulture? I can never fathom such fúckery.

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Celebrities / Re: Wedding Pictures Of An Elderly Man With A Teenage Girl by SageMK: 9:58pm On Jun 03, 2019
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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Wins N100,000 For Carrying 50kg Bags Of Cement With His Teeth (Photos) by SageMK: 9:54pm On Jun 03, 2019
Guess how much maxillofacial surgery cost? shocked

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Romance / Re: Moment A Boy Proposed To His Girlfriend That Got People Talking (Photos) by SageMK: 3:12pm On Jun 03, 2019
Damn. I can only see two guys. Where's the girl?

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Romance / Re: "Dear Men, If You Have Hustled So Hard And No Money, Get Married"- Nigerian Lady by SageMK: 3:03pm On Jun 03, 2019
Nonsense.

Getting married should be the last thing on a broke man's bucket list. I don't see the logic behind adding a burden to what is already a troubled life. You'll both drown.

This shìt about her holding the key to success is lies. Nobody holds the key to your success. It's in your hands.

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Sports / Re: Neymar Exposes All The Sex Chat, Nudes Shared With The Lady Accusing Him Of Rape by SageMK: 1:52am On Jun 03, 2019
Damn. There is no doubt this chat alone proves Neymar’s innocence. If only all the falsely accused could have such an explicit evidence for their defense. sad

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Sports / Re: Photos Of Najila Trindade Accusing Neymar Of Rape by SageMK: 1:12am On Jun 03, 2019
Seeing her picture, it's funny that some people believe he is capable of rape, and this woman isn't capable of lying.

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Sports / Re: Neymar Denies Claim He Raped A Woman He Met On Instagram (Video) by SageMK: 5:33pm On Jun 02, 2019
So according to the woman, she told the police that she met Neymar on instagram. He paid for her trip to Paris and when she went there.... she didn't want to have sex but he forced her to do it! cheesy Maybe she went there to work on his ankle injury or to fúcking dance samba. grin

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Romance / Re: Advice by SageMK: 5:03pm On Jun 02, 2019
Are you comfortable going?
Do you still have feelings for him?

Skip if you've feelings for him. But if you don't, then just honour his invitation [if you are comfortable going]. Like seriously, think about all the free food! grin

It's possible to be friends with an ex. But he's getting married so why bother... Just be on good terms really.
Sports / Re: Neymar Accused Of Rape By Woman He Reportedly Met Through Instagram by SageMK: 2:45pm On Jun 02, 2019
Another case of extortion. sad

Anyway, Neymar to Juventus is all but confirmed.

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Celebrities / Re: Okoro Blessing Mocks Onye Eze As She Replays The Moment She Was Handcuffed by SageMK: 2:17pm On Jun 02, 2019
Blogger Blessing of house Okoro, the last of her name, Queen of publicity, fake life and drama. Mother of liars, scammers, and attention. The suicidal clown of social media, and virtual landlord on the great banana island.

Long may she rein. undecided
Sports / Re: The Look On Anthony Joshua's Face After Ruiz Jr Knocked Him Out. Nigerians React by SageMK: 12:18pm On Jun 02, 2019
Overconfidence gave him a dose of reality.

But he'll learn from his defeat, rise from the ashes and come back stronger like the true African legend he is.

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Family / Re: About To Marry A Virgin: Matrimonial Bed Or Hotel Bed. by SageMK: 12:02pm On Jun 02, 2019
If you have to come crying on a public forum about such an intimate decision, then dude you are emotionally and mentally not ready for this at all & shouldn't be thinking about getting married. You'll not survive the drama!

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Romance / Re: Please Help!!!!my Girlfriend Cheated On Me ,now She Plans On Committing Suicide! by SageMK: 11:52am On Jun 02, 2019
Women are very good at emotional torture.
Don't let her manipulate you into taking her back.

Your concern for her safety is understandable, but she cheated on you. She made her decision & you've made yours. The best you can do is to ask that bestie to carry on but what ever you do, do not fúcking take her back.

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Sports / Re: See What Anthony Joshua Said About "The Drakes Curse" Before The Match by SageMK: 7:48am On Jun 02, 2019
He has no one to blame but himself.
Overconfidence gave him a dose of reality.


Anyway, Drake will be like “God's plan.” grin
Family / Re: My Wife Watching Porn by SageMK: 1:44am On Jun 02, 2019
This is not a big deal in my opinion.
She was clearly hòrny while you were away.

Lol. What must a woman do to get laid in that house?

Maybe she needs to start walking around nàked for you to get the message. It's time to take your quarrel to the other room for some make—up coitus. Don't ignore her.

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Crime / Re: Lady narrates how Pastor wanted to sleep with her to make her spiritually strong by SageMK: 8:22am On Jun 01, 2019
He asked her to pay for prayers.

That should have been her first alarming sign that she was dealing with a fraudulent bàstard and not a pastor.

But like most religious Nigerians, gullibility is innate.

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Family / Re: Is It Possible My Husband Is Sleeping With Our Neighbour? by SageMK: 12:12am On Jun 01, 2019
Cutebabiesmum:

My phone is what keeps my company at night because he's sleeping in different room. Without my phone I will cry myself to sleep because I don't have any friend I can talk to. But reading comment on Instagram, nairaland and advertising my product(I have a business) always makes me happy every night



If your husband doesn't give you the attention you seek, or the companionship or sex, or even help foot the bills then he's dead beat. He's good for nothing really.

It's obvious you are unhappy and you're looking for that hint of infidelity to break free... Why wait — Just do it!

You've both given up hope to fix your home.
Trust your intuition and divorce him.

Life is just too short to be miserable. undecided

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