Its just like a female soldier refusing to put on khaki trouser. Are they serving a different God?

In other news, 15th is a nice try

No recipe mentioned above beats my budget.

OP, just buy #100 indomie, hungry-man size. prepare it with more than enough water. Make sure u still have some Liquid left after it's cooked. There u have your soup and your indomie for supper.
#using one stone to kill two birds#, my humble opinion.

Wait o, is he also pointing to his "Oga at the top"¿

OTITO DIRI Y(J)ESU...

^^Yeah, yeah, stretch tinz. I getchya.

Then, Kunle told him to stop snoring. The next thing I heard was a slap on Kunle's face! Geez...that was harsh.

acidtalk: Hello Yvonne Nelson, when you get to Nairaland Front page also help me greet the entire 1026714 nairaland members. Tell them I am also leaving Bachelorhood next 2 weeks.

Oshee!!! Venue? I'll be dia live!

One day, y'all will look for this tread to quote me. Here it firstfrom me. She go born tuwins.

Just employ me to be your bodyguard. I guarantee you no further advances would made at you; and my pay is cheap and simple: just two straffs per week

timpaker: N4.5 billion?



between: I thought this matter has been settled out of court?

So much usage of acronyms has led to the underlined above.
Dude, the "btw" you usually see on net actually stands for "by the way". Comprende?

@op, *sits back, relaxed and watching how it plays out*

Its called cashless economy

xynerise:
No cause me o

I nor curse u. I just want you to think ur every line of what you type before u hit the Submit button. Or better still, modify irrelevant lines.

xynerise: If you love your uncle, save his life by telling him. Also leave the house. You should be independent at 26

What brings independence into the matter now? Did the OP tell you he went there to squat with them. When has visiting a brother implied dependence. Stop thinking so shallow.

~Bluetooth:


Fashola should warn those dirty ibo boys to stop shitting in open space and build toilets in the market.

Now we know why lagos is being defaced with shite everywhere courtesy of our biafran brothers and sisters.

Is that an attempt of sarcasm or you r just being irredeemably stewpid?

If you think RMFC will carry the day, hit the Like button.

If you think MUFC will carry the day, hit the Like button.

In the first place, I hate all these "turn to your neighbour and tell him this...tell her that..." It freaks me out! I'll feel like screaming: Hey! Pass-on your messgage and lets get out of hia!

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Disgusting.

#80million:
*speechless*
BLESSED ... as Always!

You're always speechless. Yet you talk type. Are a confused entity?

egberipops:


r u a new comer? i de pray 4 u n u de ask me how

kk, buh me na guy. I dey wonda y refer to me as 'Sis'

egberipops:

God bless you my sisters

As in... how?

Would make more sense if the boy were older.

pimp_lucious :


guy na lie u lie, ungly fine pass u!!!

Tankyo! U sabi sef.

Pls, I need someone to differencitate between software development approach and software development methodology, listing with details, examples of each. Thanks in advance.

I have always dreamed of this technology right from my foetushood. But we both know that a major issue in achieving this is stable electricity, which is yet to be achieved in Nigeria.

Amen

Post ur pix lets affirm. lol, just kidding.
Well, as for me, I enjoy my uglidity. It drives women and their troubles away from me.

No pix?