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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Tech Craze: A Bubble, Not A Solution For Unemployment In Nigeria. by salz01: 4:40pm On Sep 17, 2023
Dimaya:


That's the crazy part of the whole thing. Those making money are only selling their tech tutorials. As it is, you're guaranteed to make more money installing glass scaffolding on skyscrapers than as a programmer in Nigeria

can you refer me companies currently employing in the glass installation industry. I'm interested in this gig. perhaps you are on the same line.
Jokes Etc / Re: Yes, The Whatsapp Group For Funny Jokes Has Been Created - Jokes Etc - Nairaland by salz01: 11:23pm On Jan 01, 2018
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Fashion / Www Live by salz01: 11:04pm On Nov 19, 2016
oh boy d wrestling wey I see for mitvv just now enh na gbege .... I no dey watch wrestling but I see d guy wey jump from something that is very high like masses ....I fear wrestling can't be sport
Sports / Re: OFFICIAL : Wailing Thread For Man Utd Fans by salz01: 6:33pm On Oct 23, 2016
mau u too lazy Chelsea too mean up blues. the scores be like M1 A2 N3 U4
Sports / Re: OFFICIAL : Wailing Thread For Man Utd Fans by salz01: 6:30pm On Oct 23, 2016
may u too lazy Chelsea too mean up blues
Sports / Re: Iraqi National team sacrifice ram to qualify for Russia 2018 World Cup (photos) by salz01: 10:43pm On Oct 11, 2016
until they play Belgium and Spain .....let me come and be going

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Health / Re: 11 Facts About The Pennis by salz01: 1:16am On Oct 03, 2016
chocolateme:
please i beg you to arrange this work, this is not a novel. God bless you. By the way, nice write up. For guys that are misusing and abusing their own, you should learn from here.
ma phone did that shit just modified it
Health / 11 Facts About The Pennis by salz01: 1:09am On Oct 03, 2016
1 The world’s largest penis is 13.5 inches.
Jonah Falcon of New York is the proud owner of
that meat monster.

2. According to a study by the University of
Ulster-Northern Ireland, men in the Republic of
Congo have the biggest average penis size in
the world.
They were first with an average length of 7.1
inches.

3. Humans are the only primates that do not
have have bones in their joysticks.
So there is no actual bone in a boner.

4. Babies can get erections in the womb.
5. … So can corpses.
From the cradle to the grave.

6. There is a condition known as Koro, which is
an irrational fear of retraction of a penis back
into the body.

7 There is a museum in Iceland strictly
dedicated to joysticks.
It contains 283 dicks from 93 species including
humans.

8 There is a rare condition known as diphallia
where a person can have two functional joysticks.

9 circumcision gained popularity in the United
States d uring the 19th century to help stop
masturbation .
At the time masturbation was thought to lead to
“ masturbatory insanity,” so many doctors
recommend circumcision for baby boys.

10. All joysticks actually start off as clitorises .
All males start off as females in the womb. With
the infusion of male hormones, clitoral tissue
grows into a penis

11. joysticks can actually break.
joysticks can suffer a fracture or trauma usually
from aggressive sex. It’s a serious injury and
requires immediate medical attention.
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by salz01: 10:45pm On Sep 23, 2016
980-WHEN YOU TRY TO Bleep YOUR LANDLORDS WIFE IN HIS ROOM

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Fans On Whatsapp: With This Type Of Performance We Are Out by salz01: 11:03pm On Sep 17, 2016
pls can you add me to this group
Sports / Re: Paralympics: Nigeria In Top 10 On Medals Table In Ongoing. (pics) by salz01: 10:24pm On Sep 12, 2016
see d way I dey look China ehhn

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Religion / Re: Born Again UNILORIN Student Withdraws Himself From School by salz01: 11:13am On Sep 11, 2016
PRINCEZUKO1:
Lol, many people commenting here really don't know the true essence of Christianity. .. Its only those whose Salvation were genuine that would understand him.
You talk of wisdom, Talk of go and sin no more, old things are passed away, and other defenses right in your own eyes..... But you forget about Zaccheus.... Who Jesus came to eat in his house, but it was until he vowed to return all he has stolen that Jesus said 'Now is Salvation come to your house'.

I know of few people who has done this and they still excelled and have nothing to regret about their past.
A bank Accountant once withdrew from the job when he owned up on his faked certificates after Salvation....now he's a millionaire and having his own firm.
A 4th year student in Futo with a 2 1 result did the same, Re wrote waec and Jamb that year, got admission into same school and same course, came out with a 1st class.
I can go on and on about these.

What he did is right and a core Biblical Principle...
I don't wanna say anything but your reply really got me
imagine if it was not a result and assume d guy impregnated a girl and d baby is about 5years old before he decided to be born again or "wareva"
am just asking how do u think he's gonna start over
maybe kill d girl and d baby and start a new life bah
or even divorce her , and start afresh to be a true Christian
u don't really mean it I guess

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Phones / Re: Mtn And Airtel Night Subscription Not Working by salz01: 12:59am On Sep 09, 2016
na so me self see am oo I tire for naija
Forum Games / Re: How Did This Man Take This Picture? by salz01: 10:58pm On Sep 07, 2016
I think the faced man is a picture on the wall while d other hands touched it and someone else captured it
TV/Movies / Re: See Funny Reasons Some Kenyans Stopped Watching Nollywood Movies (screenshot) by salz01: 6:02pm On Sep 07, 2016
the Kenyans have no option and have been critically following d nollywood

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Religion / Re: Top Saudi Cleric: Iranians Are Not Muslims by salz01: 6:00pm On Sep 07, 2016
Muslims rising against Muslims is prophesized by d prophet (pbuh)
Phones / Re: Latest Smartphone Stupidity by salz01: 10:39pm On Sep 05, 2016
this one na Nigerian hulk
Forum Games / Re: 4 Pics 1 Word by salz01: 11:49am On Sep 02, 2016
tank
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones - Did You Know These Two People Dont Speak In Real Life? by salz01: 8:42am On Aug 28, 2016
but the heading is weird "don't speak" I thought they were dumb

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Sports / Re: Full Clip Of Cristiano Ronaldo VS Lionel Messi by salz01: 5:03pm On Aug 14, 2016
crap even if am not using freebasics

Religion / Re: Islam Is All About Lies by salz01: 10:53pm On Aug 13, 2016
copy and paste

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Jokes Etc / Re: If You Can Write This Numbers In Words Then You Are "Super Genius" by salz01: 10:45pm On Aug 13, 2016
d exact amount in my account I call it chicken change
Sports / Re: Watch Live Stream Nigeria Vs Denmark Football Olympic Games 2016 by salz01: 10:39pm On Aug 13, 2016
can u post Chelsea opening match live streaming
Sports / Re: Hilarious Olympic Images by salz01: 10:37pm On Aug 13, 2016
osho free camera man

Sports / Re: If You Chelsea As Your Club by salz01: 8:07pm On Aug 13, 2016
d blues 4 real
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Your Worst And Best Game Of Thrones Characters by salz01: 11:10am On Aug 13, 2016
tyrion all d way

Forum Games / Re: World's Toughest Riddle by salz01: 11:06am On Aug 13, 2016
old story
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Your Worst And Best Game Of Thrones Characters by salz01: 11:03am On Aug 13, 2016
see you sansa got wise and even outsmart little finger
Sports / Re: If This Were To Be Sport, Who Is The Champion? by salz01: 9:41pm On Aug 12, 2016
d no 1 na Photoshop
Sports / Re: Hilarious Photo: What Afghanistan Female Athlete Wore To The Beach Volleyball by salz01: 5:38pm On Aug 12, 2016
when you just teach egba boy how to use Photoshop

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