Good day Nairalanders...

Please help a brother, I want to buy a system today.

CONFIGURATIONS:
Minimum of 2.2ghz
At least... Core i3

Preferably- HP or DELL

Budgeted N90,000
Note: It must be a chassis laptop.

please help a brother... I really need options on models and best prod guides based on my monetary budget.

DozieInc:
I don laugh belle-ful.

funny U...

Below are 20 wise but funny proverbs from president Mugabe...

1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman Catholic Bishop.
2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.
3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus.
4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.
5.Neighbors will always say they saw the girl you brought home last night; but they'll never see the thief who broke into the house in broad day light
6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts" again, It should be called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!
7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would have received your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.
10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's dick is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?
11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'.
12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.
13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.
14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.
15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.
16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.
17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.
18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought her a sharpener with a mirror.
19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed and a stud.
20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed.

The proverbs continued till 40 in numbering, you can read it up from the below link...
http://www.samplesvibe.com/2016/06/robert-mugabes-40-wise-proverbs-very.html


Lalasticlala, mynd44 and Seun abeg snake don finish for Nigeria, cheers!

Spanish govt simply tryn to milk MESSI...

WICKED CAUCASIANS.

Amelian:




Marriage is a necessity, I want to have kids who will have a stable family setting and grow up normally and strong. Baby mama is not for me... I can't handle it, at all.. So the next is marriage to a good hardworking guy, who knows the full meaning of responsible.

dats good for U. but don't criticise doz who doesn't have same view as u do. At least, nature was meek on giving humans d ability to choose a path to tow. simply known as CHOICE!

gasgenius:

U confuse of civilization and home town , dressing of most part of the world is mostly civilization not their continental way of life . Religion is not imported , check what is religion and importation. Guy why u no behave like a Germany man but only American u wan act like . Marriage is for every soul , only if u dont want to . But is not COMPULSORY but why involved in marriage act like sex . Which african settings ? abi Africa settings want us to marry quite and more . Then most marry like 22 for the boys while girls 16 .

Amelian:




Am not saying its compulsory BUT it's Necessary. And very Important to be married and funny, am scared to get married even though I want to... When it's time, I will take the bull by the horn..simple

Dear believe it or not MARRIAGE IS NOT A NECESSITY

Amelian:




For your mind.
Marriage is good and necessary only between two selfless people who are ready to love, care , protect and respect each other and the children or child they bring into the world.. It's good to marry, especially marrying the right person meant for u.

okay let me assume u ve won but first answer ds simple question... IS MARRIAGE COMPULSORY

gasgenius:

Oga when e reach some issue who na go quote Bible , as if them be true Christian .me am not am trying. We are African so why we no go get our ideology from were we came from . Abi u no get background

I laff in Swahili for wat u asserted above. meant no harm to say DAT u r confused abt being an African... sorry if it sounds harsh, it's not intended.

See bruh, as an African, u ve virtually imported everything DAT u r presently using. starting from language importation, mode of dressing, social relationship and above all, d almighty RELIGION.

Even in d original African settings, MARRIAGE IS NOT COMPULSORY.

let's see

Airforce1:
waiting for the day she would step out with her husband or atleast a child of her own

I go sing her praises tire

for ur mind...
u think say na everybody gt same African ideology of getting married, huum?

MARRIAGE IS NOT COMPULSORY even in d holy bible. just take note bruh.

lovely Rita Dom

welcome bk sir

chai ya!

it's a pity dat d poor masses are endangered.

chain ya!
it's a pity DT poor masses are endangered.

surestsam:
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send a mail or Whatsapp me if u really want to learn it.
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Bro, why don't U create a thread for the above rather than derailing my post?

As a blogger, it pains me deeply when ever I run into subdomain sites(eg. "example . .com and example.WordPress. com". whereas, the micro site owner can easily spend a token of $1.17 approximately N500 in getting a brand domain name which in return will boost ur site confidence. below are some of the basic reasons why you need a domain name:

A domain name adds credibility to your small business. Having your own domain name makes your company look professional. If you publish your site through an ISP or a free Web hosting site, you’ll end up with a URL such as: www.yourisp.com/-yourbusiness. This generic address does not inspire confidence in a customer like a www.yourcompany.com domain name does. And since many people don’t yet trust the Internet and e-commerce, you’ll want to do what you can to prove that your small business deserves their money. If you’re not willing to pay the money to register an appropriate domain name, why would consumers think you’d put any effort into creating valuable products or services?


A domain name says you’re forward-thinking. Having your own domain name indicates you’re part of the Digital Revolution, and it implies that you’re up-to-date on emerging technologies. Whether this is true or not, having your own domain name might just put you ahead of your competitors.

If you need the step by step procedure on how to get a cheap domain name, check out the below link or you can mail me via my signature.

lalasticlala, mynd44 and seun


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is consistent headache one of the symptoms for ulcer as well?

av been having this headache since last year and some kind of body inflamation especially around d waiste. and sometimes, faster pulse.



please, do reply.

Dear, i'll advice you go for a thorough medical check up...

Orikinla:
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Thank you.
Almighty God bless you more and more.

Ameeen!

mikeljack:
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Pls, help me beg Mynd44, Lalasticlala and Seun

It is a proven fact that one person does not carry one look all over the world. What you think of the picture below? I spot no difference apart from the “look alike” looking a bit younger.

I saw this appealing resemblance on facebook, So i decided to share, what do you think guys


See More... http://www.samplesvibe.com/2016/06/photo-see-mercy-johnsons-look-alike.html

yanshDoctor:
the last time I check Mend is APC they campaign for APC against PDP in last Presidential election. at that time tompolo was not corrupt by APC and EFCC. it's all started when tompolo campaign for Dickson PDP in bayelsa governorship election that is when EFCC-APC agent start looking for tompolo for corruption charges. this type of witches and wizard government only work in the days of OBJ. the era of intimidating opposing politicians with EFCC is over. take a clues from Jonathan. now Nigeria is more divided by this witches and wizard government.

I disagree with you bro, will hint my points later. currently busy.

let's see how it will Unfold

Statement of Niger Delta Avengers on their website, slamming members of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta, MEND. The statement was titled "Mend your criminal days are over" below.

"We appeal to the general public and all sane minds on the activities of Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) to disregards all purported statements and misplaced threat emanating from disbanded criminal elements like the so-called MEND
(Movement For the Emancipation of The Niger Delta) that are political sidekicks and desperation from Gov. Adams Oshiomhole of Edo state, Mr. Timipre Silva and their political paymasters to hold their political party to the jugular of the affairs of the Niger Delta Region. That our struggle is focused on the liberation of the People of Niger Delta from decades of divisive rule and exclusion. We are watching keenly their regretful efforts at rebranding and regrouping criminal elements in the region for their short political gains and territories. The NDA is unperturbed, we have mandate that is clearly a departure of those old tactics of the defunct so-called MEND that was indulged in kidnapping, hostage taking, Sea piracy, illegal oil bunkering, bank robberies and social crimes, the likes of Boyloafs, Ateke Toms, were associated to in their days in the name struggle. The wind of change in the Niger Delta struggle has come, we are are young, smart, and focused Niger deltans. Our mandate is to liberate the Niger Delta people; we don’t run after pipeline contracts. God bless the Niger Delta People. Brig.Gen Mudoch Agbinibo".

Read more ...http://www.samplesvibe.com/2016/06/your-days-are-over-niger-delta-avengers.html

Lalasticlala, mynd44 and Seun

If you have a history of digestive problems, it’s likely that you are very familiar with ulcers and how painful they can be. Ulcers are open sores that can become infected, cause infection throughout the body, and lead to intense pain.
Learning more about ulcers and finding out how to treat them naturally can help you considerably improve your quality of life.

<B>How Stomach Ulcers Develop<\B>
Stomach ulcers often develop in response to different stimuli. Experts believe that a diet heavy in fat, oil, spice, or acid can wear away your stomach lining and give ulcers space to develop.
Others believe that stress leads to the development of ulcers. Professional opinion is divided on the subject, although it does seem that anxious people are more likely to have issues with their digestive health in general. This may lead to an increase in ulcer risk.
The most common cause of ulcers is H. pylori. This is a stomach bacteria that infiltrates the stomach, turns into an infection, and can take over the entire digestive tract. This infection can last for years at a time, and some people even suffer from it for their entire lives.

<b>Hidden Symptoms of Stomach Ulcers<\b>
Are you at risk for stomach ulcers or do you suspect you may have one? If so, it is extremely important to be familiar with the symptoms of stomach ulcers.
They present in a variety of different ways, so understanding the full range of symptoms can help you quickly identify an ulcer and take steps to cure it.
To assess your digestive health and your risk for ulcers, look for these symptoms:
Excessive burping and/or gas
Loss of appetite or feeling hungry too often
Nausea
General fatigue and feeling unwell
Drinking fewer liquids
Weight loss
Vomiting
Irregular stool—blood, tar color, dark color
The last few symptoms on the list are severe symptoms. If you are regularly vomiting or experiencing changes in your stool, you may have a large or advanced ulcer, in which case you may require prompt treatment.

<b>Curing Stomach Ulcers<\b>
There are many natural remedies that you can try to cure your ulcers and prevent them from coming back. In addition, consider making long-term changes to your diet or stress levels. If you know that you are stressed all the time or you have an unhealthy diet, lifestyle changes can do quite a bit to improve your health. Check out these natural cures:
Bananas: The chemicals found in bananas stimulate mucus production. Mucus can protect the digestive tract and allow it to heal from an ulcer. For this remedy, dried bananas are a better choice than fresh bananas.
Garlic: If H. pylori is to blame for your ulcer, the antibacterial effects of garlic may be the right natural treatment for you.
Capsaicin: Capsaicin, a chemical found in hot peppers, can prevent ulcer development by protecting the lining of the stomach from damage.
Honey: The texture of honey and the enzymes found in this food can create the perfect healing environment for an ulcer.

http://www.samplesvibe.com/2016/06/8-critical-signs-that-you-have-stomach.html

The underlisted candidates from the following states are hereby invited to attend Nigerian Air Force Final Recruitment Interview. Date and Venue of the exercise will be communicated in due course.
Batch A – Abia, Adamawa, Akwa Ibom, Anambra, Bauchi, Bayelsa, Benue, Borno, Cross River, Delta, Ebonyi, Edo, Ekiti, Enugu, FCT, Gombe, Imo, Jigawa and Kaduna.
NIGERIAN AIR FORCE 2016 RECRUITMENT INTERVIEW
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Batch A – Abia, Adamawa, Akwa Ibom, Anambra, Bauchi, Bayelsa, Benue, Borno, Cross River, Delta, Ebonyi, Edo, Ekiti, Enugu, FCT, Gombe, Imo, Jigawa and Kaduna.

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Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun ......Snake dey come, Cheers!