They are both the same but the most important thing is who can F* better. i really dont care about the two. as Long as i got my Girlfriend.

Virgin or no Virgin .... Is it that valuable cause i really dont care what you are as long as you will make me a child

Dibu or whatever you are called i think its the high time you stand and take your leave before i drag you to court. Just like my nigga

LastMumu:
Na my own worst pass, how I go score 0 respectively for English and Maths, kon score 23 for Agric and Islamic studies?

I dont think i find it funny any more... but scoring you 0 in English ..... and Maths is really an insult. Dude i tell you this thats really not your score

Dear poster... i dont think you know what you just did to yourself, and now a curse is being placed on you. and if anything is not done about it.... i think you will inherit more not by me but by other angry candidates. God not a curse

I think you guys are forgeting something. Gionee M5 The best of all

Hahaha Papa You need Jesus

They didn't give the people that wrote on 2nd any mark... they just gave us a testimony in the update i read.

What are we to call it.... Testimony? ?? or What. Playing with someones future

A Candidate's Open Letter To JAMB's Registrar May God Terminate my life, if I, ALILI TOCHUKWU CHIDUBEM (Tojesus Blessed ), Will one day, at any place, by any means, consciously or unconsciously, by my action or inaction, hesitate to SPEAK the fact that your presence in JAMB's Office, has brought nothing but total regret, misfortune , misdirection , and/ or raised many eye brows. In fact, truth be told Sir, Your tenure so far has remained more or less, Abysmal failure to JAMBITES (2016/17 Jambites specifically), Nigeria parents / guardians , Nigerians In particular and the world at large. Mr Dibu, Look at the way you have just frustrated 2/3 of 2016 Admission seekers. You have made dunce and Ignoramuses out of many poor but Intelligent Nigerian 2016 admission seekers/ JAMBites, all in the name of your so called " marking scheme or whatever". Should I talk about how you began this year examination ?? Of course, you will agree with me that your direct or indirect decision to award 40 extra marks to few candidates after the examinations of 27th Feb, 29th Feb, 1st March and/ or 2nd March, in the first place, speaks volume of your purposeless, compromising , barbaric and Non-enhancing- academic-excellence led administration. This has never happened since the inception of JAMB. You have succeeded in exhibiting &selling your administrative incompetence before Nigerians, Africa & the globe in general. You and your cohorts cannot justify the reasons why many JAMBites are crying every moment, as they check their results. God will judge you Mr Registrar! You and your caucus have made many Nigerian children to weep. Their parents/ guardians went through hardship to realise the exorbitant money for JAMB registration. Yet, You have allowed political, economic or whatever affiliation, becloud your sense of reasoning, consideration & academic excellence. Sir, I must confess, You have disgraced Nigerians & posterity will hold you accountable for the demoralization, pain, misfortune, etc you have / is causing Nigerian admission seekers at the moment . How can someone read all day & nights, follow up your so called new syllabus, pray, fast, sacrificed pleasures , etc, just for you to give such person 130, 170, 140 and many other incredible scores as result ! I am disappointed ! We are Disappointed in you. Finally, Tell Nigerians & the world why Someone will be getting 20, 30, 40, marks in a subject he or she read thoroughly. You & your colleagues have have killed many Jambites joy this year, But God hasn't. GOD IS WATCHING YOU SIR

JAMB Expresses Regret Over Technical Issues Ecountered In Some Exam Centres The Coordinator of the National Headquarters Annex, Lagos of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, Beatrice Okorie, has expressed regret over the technical issues encounter in some centres in the ongoing UTME. According to her, most of the technical issues encountered were unforeseen circumstances and could happen anywhere and to anyone. “We, indeed, regret the entire challenges because we mean well for the Nigerian-child. “We, however, must realize that these facilities are machines and can breakdown without warning. “Computers and generators are machines, just like cars. “You can service your car today and take it out but on the way it can develop another fault. “We actually went round for accreditation and a routine check of the various centres and their facilities before accreditation for the examination, which commenced on February 27.” She further stated that no candidate participating in the ongoing UTME would suffer any penalties as a result of such issues and mentioned that the board has rectified the issues in the affected centres. She added that there will be an improvement in the conduct of the Computer Based Test by 2017.

I think is high time this trend is close before someone starts having a bad dream......

glimpse33:



Firstly, Quoting The Whole Post Shows How Null You Are.

Secondly My Score Is Weak, Yes I Might Have Scored 300+ But Since They Keep Screaming That The Exams Was Poorly Marked, I Guessed Thats Why It Settled @ 243.

Meaning, The Intelligent Ones (Me Inclusive) Are Not Supposed To Lament Under Such Circumstances.

Are you a human being or what.. dead skin or an animal. was it suppose to be a testimony or are you just worshiping your skull brain. insulting everyone because of numbers. God made it possible for you. but that doesn't give you any right to speak with no brain. You are intelligent indeed. look behind you and see people that made it with out jamb. (God forbid) but what if your UTME brings you down, who will you blame. some words are better left unsaid.
I so much hate your type of person, Cause i will be among the people that will stone you if an opportunity is given

After all the jarking, lessons, stress, eyes pain... headache, torch Reading, i can even remember that my eyes was paining me when writing the............. useless exam. its for the best. if they really know what is better for them, they should just give us our scores. or we stone jamb

Wutanq:
I don't know whether iam the only one or some too exxperienced this, I sat for jamb on the 7th of march, waited for dia sms only to see my result to be 178 which I know strongly they didn't add any thing to me, is dia any one whose scores are below par? Or below expectation or u think they didn't give you your 40 marks? Yes? How bout we form and alliance of the 40 marks deprived Victims?? Ths is unfair,

Its really Unfair, they shouldn't have given the 40 marks if they know it will not reach every body. speaking of that.. They woke up one morning after counting numbers then stopped at 177 they end up giving it to me. making somebody to feel useless. after some weak brain will tell you that you didnt read your book. I have been looking for best answer for that question ?

Hello little fairly bolajibaok, black ass holding pot like bologna

Mighty but small you are just a buffalo. Run hide yourself under that balcony

When the time comes you will crown Me the King

Somethings are better left unsaid Somethings are better left unsaid

MadCow1:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww


Which one of those biitchass ECOWAS nations can make Nigeria do anything..

Nnamdi Kanu should better sit back and get used to life in a Nigerian Prison..

He called Nigeria a Zoo, well he will remain locked up like the animal he is.

One Nigeria.. All Day, Everyday..

You find it funny to talk about someone that is fighting for his people, You find it funny to talk about someone that is well good enough to be your father, ****

Ayodejioak:
Good job

lets call it a job well done when i get to sand on my fathers land