CandyOps:


Nah bro she's not in love. She's hoping you have the balls to make a move and shift her pants.

Next time, ask her to come sit on your laps you wanna ask her a question. Then if she does... Ask her the last time she kissed. Say that while licking your lips slowly.. move your face closer to hers and see if she is receptive.

If she lets you kiss her make your move..

P.s Use protection and don't let your guys know about this because - you remember that guy wey army flog for being a bestie to his babe? Yes that's why.

Sometimes babes just want to chop and clean mouth too. Some guys don't seem to get that

Baawaa:
If it is hard work that makes someone rich,all these abokis that dig ground suppose to be richer than Dangote

PCG1:
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тυn тι zeн ooo

awa nι eyan werey olorιn

Boomboost:
The answers to some questions is just a slow, loud grunt like the Witcher.

Promzy99:
For over 4 months nw, there's dis strange man I have been seeing around us. Last month, d man startd living with us. She gave him a room. Aaah! The way my aunty treats dis man bcame too enviable. The house help makes food 4 him every mornin b4 he wakes up. At nite also he gets served too. I became very uncomfortable that I wntd to knw who he was. So, I confronted him one evening. The man said my MUM Recommended him to my uncle's wife to help him with a job. He said he use to grind pepper nd tomatoes in d market, thats where he met my mum. Hmm, seriously, I bcam furious nd angry. I calld my mum nd she comfirmed same. My mum said she was only trying to help. I kept mute nd let it slide over. do u knw that dis man has startd living like a king in d house. Passing orders around. Using my late uncle's private bathroom. Eating with his private plate. Gaining access to rooms dat even me that is bloodly relatd havn't been to b4. Infact to make things worse, dis man no longer talk to me.

Untainted007:
Imagine the level of technology advancement then, 47years ago is no joke, some buildings here in Nigeria that were even built 5 to 10years ago can't stand the test of time like the ones here that had been abandoned yet they still stand firm. Some houses will even collapsed befr they finished building it.

Dayotheeone:
Dear Tailors,

No time for pleasantries, I am perplexed.... Omo I dey vex!
One quick question, during the time of your internship or training, did your master/oga also include in the curriculum "How craft the perfect lie to make your client wait longer" or "How to collect materials and abandon them till the dying minutes". Because I don't understand how you guys will collect cloth and advance money when you still have other pending jobs to do and then proceed to abandon the new job somewhere in man's land where you can never it untill you are packing out of the shop.

My beautiful material I bought and the design I painstakingly choose just to wear and impress my girlfriend's family has all gone to waste.

Your fellow colleague, the upcoming Lai Mohammed has been posting me since forever, now the D-Day for the occasion I am going to wear Ankara of 2001 that has faded more than Buhari's memory.

How do you people sleep at night? Do you have an "anti-curse" protection device? What gives you people the boldness to lie just like that as if it is breathing to you.

Well let me stop here for now, but before I go, E NO GO BETTER FOR UNA!
.............
Frustrated Customer


Nairalanders if you have any funny experience with tailors or how to tackle these set of monsters, please kindly share so I can learn.

Charmingrascal:
I thought this guy was Thespian and he can't understand ordinary banter and comic relief.




No one says Buhari trouser is our problem, Buhari's trouser is his problem and his Tailor's problem.

It just a banter to create comic relief Mr actor

Sannioluwatobi1:
A mannequin is around 50k so he meant 4 not 40. Besides I have a good business you can invest that 6m in and you get 150 - 180k monthly including your capital.

theenchanter:
40 mannequins is even too much for a start.

Bontuxbrutus:
If someone you want to marry says this....
“If I’m too young for you I should go for someone older”
“ if I’m tired of her I should look for someone else”
“Called you a shameless man”
“And says See I will treat you the way you treat me
If you respect me I will respect you x100
Pet me i pet you too
Hurt me I will hurt you too
Insult me I will Insult
Any how you treat me that’s how I will also treat you”

This is a girl i gave capital to startup a business paid for her branding ,packaging and registration... got her iPhone 11 , laptop, spent 320k on her first birthday and 200k on her second birthday....as at two months ago I have already sent her money more than 50 times this year alone....and so many other things I have done I can’t mention.....
Two things are the red flag that once I see in a relationship I’m out... that is “insult “ and “infidelity “
The first she has done severally the second i think she is also doing....
and like this I’m done....Guess I made the right decision...

Kingpin1000:
The mum's dead body should be brought out ad flogged. What if the child shot him/herself?. Women of these days are so careless about everything. Poor child, He/ she will grow up with the stigma of killing one's parent. Good thing she lost her life instead of the child's.

Dagundo:


I would have known if any liquid left my dick. I didn't feel anything leaving my dick all the times I penetrated her.

drizslim:
These days when u see a Soldier Smile at civilians.. IT a death trap

Burna Boy you got ur lyrics wrong

FarahAideed:


I read the description of his symptoms and it's was very consistent with arterial thrombosis plus my IQ is over 180 I figure things out easily and I am always more than 90 percent right.

NOC1:
this is commendable, but the durability is the question for another day. how can it withstand climate change and adverse weather condition?