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Romance / Re: A 19-Year-old Boy Marries 39 Year-old Lady, pictures by saremy(m): 6:19pm On May 19, 2022 |
Wait oo na who toast who I no understand. |
Politics / Re: Nsima Ekere Presented With Guns And Knives During Rally In Akwa Ibom. Photos by saremy(m): 9:30pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
What else do you expect from a party of terrorists, criminals and vagabonds ? I LIKE YOUR TALK ABEG |
Career / Re: How Much Does Shoprite Pay Its Employees? by saremy(m): 8:35am On Apr 18, 2017 |
MY FRIEND WORK THERE THEY PAY HIM 15K IN WEEKS |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your 2go User Name,you Might Be Lucky by saremy(m): 7:21am On Oct 17, 2014 |
saintility |
Jokes Etc / In The Public Toilets by saremy(m): 4:43pm On Aug 26, 2011 |
I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said " hi!, how are you?" Embarrassed, i said, " i'm doing fine", the voice said "so what are you up to?" i said, "just doing the same as you, sitting here!" from next door, "can i come over?" Annoyed, i said rather busy right now", the voice said, listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idi.ot next door answering all my questions" |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Mathematics by saremy(m): 12:51pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
jackpot: hey sorry is 359 okay |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Mathematics by saremy(m): 12:52pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
jackpot: |
Jokes Etc / Funny Mathematics by saremy(m): 12:35pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
D tin dey funny sha. see multiple 259 x ur age x 39 = u wil get ur age in 3 places jus try it Note: 4rm 10 upward pls. 359 X UR AGE X 39 = |
Events / The Long Bridge Made By China by saremy(m): 10:11am On Jul 01, 2011 |
see bridge my God
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Jokes Etc / Never Make A Woman Angry! by saremy(m): 10:21am On Jun 27, 2011 |
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates and saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello. How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," the woman told him. "Which word?" her husband asked. "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis", she replied. Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . . . there will be Hell to pay! NB: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters). Now you've learned a new word. |
Family / Re: You Must Marry! by saremy(m): 1:50pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
Ujujoan: hey we ve a very big flat am nt lik u dat live in 1 room apartment wit ur parent ok |
Romance / Re: In The Initial Days Of Love by saremy(m): 3:41pm On Jun 14, 2011 |
190: |
Romance / Re: Real Love Story by saremy(m): 12:12pm On Jun 14, 2011 |
M M M: i dnt tak drugs ok. ganja man lyk u gud luck |
Romance / Re: In The Initial Days Of Love by saremy(m): 12:08pm On Jun 14, 2011 |
Dyt: are u sure dat u are ok hw dose it sound lyk? |
Romance / Re: Fool by saremy(m): 4:07pm On Jun 13, 2011 |
fsuper:guy she no fit cal me fool, sha na d way wey tak go wit her. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Today's Jokes by saremy(m): 3:36pm On Jun 13, 2011 |
Dyt: yeah baby. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Today's Jokes by saremy(m): 1:40pm On Jun 13, 2011 |
Dyt: |
Romance / Re: In The Initial Days Of Love by saremy(m): 12:28pm On Jun 13, 2011 |
Dyt:wait, wait, wait are u try 2 insult me or wat? |
Jokes Etc / Today's Jokes by saremy(m): 12:15pm On Jun 13, 2011 |
Fred Dingaling A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. "After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD. "Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. "Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred." The officer let him go without even a warning. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Friend by saremy(m): 12:06pm On Jun 13, 2011 |
M M M: ds is absolute dirty talk. if u dnt anytin 2 say jus odas topic & read stop dsturbin her |
Romance / Re: In The Initial Days Of Love by saremy(m): 12:02pm On Jun 13, 2011 |
190: M M M: who evn giv invitation card sef abeg delete Dyt:use ur sense gal |
Romance / Re: Real Love Story by saremy(m): 11:58am On Jun 13, 2011 |
M M M: d 1 dat u are givin 2 me abi. |
Romance / Re: Real Love Story by saremy(m): 11:57am On Jun 13, 2011 |
all ds home video gals dem no dey udastad som tin na wao |
Romance / Re: In The Initial Days Of Love by saremy(m): 11:51am On Jun 13, 2011 |
Dyt: hey dnt u get it? |
Romance / In The Initial Days Of Love by saremy(m): 11:42am On Jun 13, 2011 |
Boy: hi, how r u dear. Miss u, Girl: hii, just reading. I missss U too, Boy: me watching tv. and thinking abt u. n u? I am really missing u a lot, Girl: I ve just taken dinner. Bye bye. Boy: yaa, I ve also taken dinner, Gud n8. sweet dreams. Bye bye Sweety ! After one month: Boy: Sweety, kiya kar rahi ho. r u coming 2 col 2moro? ***I LOVE YOU*** Muuuuahhhh, Miss U. Girl: Swetu, Now I m in market. I love u, muaaaaahhhhhh bye bye After three month: Boy: Plzz recieve my call. I am Missing u a lot, I LUV U very much… Girl: Sorry, I m busy now. After five month: Boy: I cant live widout U. please dnt leave me. I LOVE YOU a lot, Miss u. Boy: Please receive my call. Plzz talk to me once. It really hurts me! Girl: Sorry, we are just frnds. Dnt take it otherwise. gud night. This story is not about a boy and a girl. It’s about all those relationships that remain incomplete for ever. Why we fall in Love if we can not recognize its value ? Still I am searching my answer… |
Romance / Real Love Story by saremy(m): 11:03am On Jun 13, 2011 |
A real story happens to a girl in bombayrecently. . must read Her name was Priya. She was hit by a lorry. She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her handphone. In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Vodafone, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people cant carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person , who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. >After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. after that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar :…."Atte, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home today, i wanna surprise her." Her mother replied…, "You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important." after he came, they told him the truth about Priya. >Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "dont try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her Please stop this nonsense". then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said… "Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this…" he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them… pls guys i wil stop here pls. |
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