duduspace:

Am I dreamin? when did Sauron see the light?

What faded light are you seeing?
I just wanna root for Arsenal so i can tell DK where to stick it. . . .
If you make mouth there, i would shove dog-poo in your mouth.

Tottenham n Man City will be stronger than last season.
Fulham ain't far behind too. . . .Arsenal's status in the league will be threatened if care is not taken. . .
It will be a disgrace if Arsenal get pushed out of the CL spot this season.

blacksta:

I believe the need for this thread is hiden in your your argument -  Without the healthy spermatozoa the highlighted cannot or will not fulfil its purpose.  So a man need to play his own part - by eating and execrising right.

And i am saying that is only 5% of the whole shebang. . . .
Even a man with the most healthiest semen won't bear a child if one of the female reproductive schitzo is faulty and women have MANY!!!

Dr Kitaun:

so when we eventually get another GK, u will root for us to win the EPL this season ?

Mos Def. . . . .

I am sick and tired of Dayokanu coming here to talk crap about Arsenal.
The GAYnners must win the league this season by force. . . . .

I have set some boys in motion to spoke the drinks of Rooney, VDS, Vidic, Nani, Scholes and Valencia with cocaine.
As soon as i get confirmation they have taken it. . . .I will call Platini straight to have the lads tested. They will be banned for 9 mths at least.

I remember seeing this some days ago as well.



White man X Black Woman = Twins.

One of the twins was BLACK, the other was pure WHITE.

This also happened in the UK in 2006. . . .

Twins. . .

blacksta:

I know there is topic on women trying to conceive but most times the guy is the infertile one and coming from our cultural background the woman takes blame. I believe this thread will help identifying the dos and donts of helping a woman conceive.

Please share ideas.

This is hilarious. . . . .

What should men be doing?
Women have more to think about than men. . . . .Apart from the fact that a man must produce healthy semen strong enough to fertilize, there's little he can do to influence the outcome.

Whereas, a woman must think about her womb, eggs, fallopian tubes, latent infections, fibroids, chemical balance, hormonal balance, etc.

The baby is theirs. . . . .

Things like this do happen once in a while.

Dr Kitaun:

@Sauron

We can only wait and see with AW restructuring the team, winning the EPL is surely not as hard as AW makes it look, especially considering that if Man City had not foolishly drawn 10/11 matches on the trot they could have won the league last term around   

Wenger needs just a goalkeeper. . . . .
Any goalie better than Almunia would do.

The midfield and the attack departments are not too bad.

Oligarch:

I'm not getting any younger and I realize that sooner than later I'll have to tie the knots with some woman I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life with.

Right now I am trying to determine the kind of attributes a woman would have to possess for me to tie my fate with hers for a life-time. Guys call it "wife material" but I don't know what that categorization entails.

I had a bitter experience in the not too distant past and that taught me how not to be too quick in declaring a woman 'wife material', and as I learnt, purported 'Christianity' or 'born-againism' has NOTHING to do with it.

I don't know but I think a woman should have a minimum of the following five attributes to qualify as "wife material":

1. Humility/Conciliatory Spirit.
2. Submissiveness.
3. Absence of materialism and covetousness
4. Tenderness (don't need a raucous or spiteful woman)
5. Truthfulness

I believe I can overlook a woman's umpteen other flaws if she has the above qualities. But can I find a woman who possesses those? Are those adequate to constitute a "wife material"? Guys what do you think?

The definition of a wife is any woman that can. . . .

W - Washing
I - Ironing
F - Fecking
E - Etcetera.

Jonathan should apprehend all of them and lock em in Kuje Prison.

The useless electricity workers benefit from the epileptic power supply so they wouldn't want the sector to improve.
Constant electricity means they can no longer be bribed to switch ON/OFF power in many areas as they usually do.
Buncha retards!!!

Dr Kitaun:

U guys are living in LALAWORLD to think we are OK in d striking positions.

Chamakh is never a top scorer material, he might give a decent ratio but we need a coupist esp as FAB is set to leave.

AA23 would score stunners but in how many games or against which teams?

Would RVP ever be fit season long ? His insipid WC performances make me more worried . . .

Can we just drumming up support for JET and Simpson ? AW shouldnt waste those boys !

I disagree. . . .
Arsenal will win the Premier League this season.

Ibime:

Only someone who started watching footie yesterday would describe Muller as a striker.

Muller is by definition, an attacking midfielder, sometimes called a forward, but never a striker.

What you are saying is the equivalent of someone calling Gerrard a striker just because he plays behind Torres. . . . you know that person must be born yesterday.

A flat 4-4-2 is defined by deep wingers. Ribery and Robben cannot be wingers in a traditional 4-4-2. I think this is the main distinction between 4-4-2 and 4-2-3-1.

Muller, Ribery and Robben play inbetween the midfield and the lone striker, therefore making a 4-band system as opposed to a 4-4-2 which is a flat 3-band system (defence, midfield, attack) . . . . this is the main distinction. . . .

The point of the article is that the traditional flat 4-4-2 is dead, and I stand absolved when I say Manure (not Bayern) are prolly the last big team playing the traditional flat 4-4-2.

Stop yarning dust. . . . . .Bayern played 4-4-2 in the CL.
I just spoke to Dayo who knows nothing apart from Bayern Munich and he confirmed they sometimes play 4-4-2 depending on the players available and you are here quoting 4-band system.

The traditional 4-4-2 isn't dead. . . . . . . . .Fulham played 4-4-2 throughout their campaign in Europa League and they were a whisker away winning the competition so i dunno what you are hollering about. When the EPL kicks off next month, more than half of the teams in the premier league will still play the 4-4-2 system.

dayokanu:

For which thread?

Van gaals preferred method is a 4-3-3 which emphasizes possesion. 4-2-3-1 is also a variation of 4-3-3 IMO but due to injuries we couldnt play it consistently and deferred to 4-4-2 atimes.

e.g in Turin we went 4-4-2 with Gomez and olic in front. When you see any two of Gomez, Olic and Klose on the field thats 4-4-2 cos they are out and out strikers but when we use 1 of them its 4-3-3. Muller might play as a false striker

Most games we start 4-3-3 but when we need goals desperately we go 4-4-2.

Me thinks Bayern lined up 4-4-2 throughout their campaign last season but Chief Ibime thinks you guys are the masters of 4-2-3-1.

dayokanu:

A German journalist wrote without pictoral evidence and you spew it? You should be smarter than this.

Or what is your excuse for Rooney, Scholes and nevilles Blatant gay behaviour in front of millions

Pictoral evidence on the pitch?
Faggotz won't display such openly cos they are scared of what the world would feel about it.
That alone vindicates Scholes and Neville are no fagz. . . . .It was just a spur of the moment thingy. . . .

However, German players are. . . .flaming butt-busters.
Meanwhile, DK. . . . .which formation una play last season for Champions League?
Me and Ibime dey argue am!

Ibime:

Whats all this nonsense?. . . . you claimed that Bayern play 4-4-2, now you are yarning that they play[b]ed[/b] 4-4-2. .
Which kain nonsense you dey yarn?

Bayern Munich play 4-4-2
4 defenders, 4 midfielders and 2 strikers. . . . .Na you know where you see 4-2-3-1.

Bayern play 4-2-3-1. . . . Muller is an attacking midfielder first and a forward second. . . his role in Bayern is exactly the same as Gerrard's role in Liverpool. . . .

This na rubbish. . . . .
it's like saying Berbatov is an attacking midfielder because he tucks behind Rooney. . . .
Olic and Muller are strikers. . . . .When Muller doesn't play. . . .It's Mario Gomez and Olic or Klose and Olic.
They play 4-4-2.


http://www.goal.com/en/news/1716/champions-league/2010/02/17/1795324/bayern-munich-2-1-fiorentina-controversial-klose-strike

A controversial goal right at the death gave Bayern a priceless first leg win over a Fiorentina side that may well feel hard done by after battling to what they assumed would be a ten-man draw.
There were no surprises from Louis van Gaal today. The Bayern Munich coach lined up his side in the same ultra-aggressive 4-4-2 setup that has produced a 12-match winning streak.

I can produce 5000 other links that say Bayern play 4-4-2 formation.

dayokanu:

Yet Schole was kissing Nevvile in public glare, Rooney kissing Radzinski. What next in dressing room they probably give fluting's

Give us picture evidence showing German players as Gays. Most of the German players are married too. Lahm , Schweini even Muller is to be married in a few weeks

I have provided my evidence showing English players are buncha gays its there for all to see, Provide your own pictoral or video evidence

You are not sub-literate now. . . .
Read the article i posted. . . . .It was from a German jounalist. . .
Ballack's agent spoke to a journalist about how Nazis sodomize each other. . . .Read it and educate yourself.

Meanwhile, who go bail Ribery now?

dayokanu:

The English players must be male whores cos the german Gays had no problems rimming them 4 times in 90 minutes

The picture of Scholes and gery neville Kissing or Rooney kissing

With picture evidence. becker couldnt back his own up but we have pictures of actions on the main field by English players

The two of them are happily married and it aint usual for players to kiss in this country. . . .
Meanwhile, a journalist revealed to us homosexuality is a norm in the German squad. . . .Intel says Lahm rims Ozil via the rear.
Khedira, Schweini and Klose are all also flaming faggotz.

Ibime:

^^^And is Muller not behind Olic in that thing you just posted?


                  Olic

Ribery        Muller       Robben

         Bommel   Schweini

Where did you see Robben in what i posted. . . .Are you daydreaming?

Ribery and Altintop were wingers. . . . .Muller and Olic were the strikers on the night.
The issue of one tucking behind the other makes no difference. . . .2 strikers are 2 strikers, don't you think?

dayokanu:

http://www.worldcupfootballtoday.com/2010/07/has-steven-gerrard-got-sixteen-year-old.html

Is a 16yr old considered an adult in the UK

16 yr old is an adult in the UK and this story was a blatant rumour.
Stevie Gerrard's wife does not have a sister. . . . .The story has been rubbished several weeks ago so try something else.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1291625/England-captain-Steven-Gerrard-rocked-internet-lies-affair.html

Meanwhile. . . . .Ballack's agent told us this. . . .

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/13/germany-footballers-gay-michael-becker

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Ibime:

Bayern play 4-2-3-1 with Muller tucked behind Olic. . .

They played 4-4-2. . . .

dayokanu:

Ribery probably learnt from the English like JT and Steven gerrard. The English Captain and assistant

JT and Stevie G slept with adults!!!

Ribery slept with a CHILD. . . .Big difference.

HNIC:

Looks like Dudu is off.
Very Sad that he couldn't continue his career at Ashburton Grove.
I rated him highly.
I can't ever forget that Winter evening in December 2007,against Everton at Goodison.
1-0, down and almost out at half time.
A superb opening 15-20 minutes where Dudu turned it around for Arsenal with two splendid goals
(we won 4-1)
He's not been the same since that slowpoke broke his leg in the 1st minute at St Andrews.
Eduardo would always be loved at the Emirates and would always get a great reception whenever he comes around.

Wenger should rest the number 9 jersey @ the Emirates. . . .
I think the "9" shirt is a CURSE on the Gaynners. . . .Jeffers, Reyes, Baptista and now Eduardo??
Una nor dey tire. . . . .

I wont be surprised if Wenger gives it to Bendtner this season. . . . .another mediocre in line to FLOP!!!
P.S. Intel reports say Wenger was spotted in Madeira trying to sign Cristiano Ronaldo's baby who is just a month-old.

If Ronaldo agrees, Wenger would break the guinness record of signing the youngest player EVER.

dayokanu:

Even if he score free kick , He cant take it with Ronaldos "Incredible Hulk" style

And what has Ronaldo's incredible hulk style gotta do with Rooney. . . .
Question is. . . .has Rooney scored from a freekick before? Stop twisting like an eel like an errorist that you are. . .

U better go and bail Ribery out. . . .He's presently in police custody for defiling a child.
Buncha pedo[i]p[/i]hiles and faggotz from Bayern Munich!!!

PUYOL: ARSENAL MUST SHOW CESC SOME RESPECT

PUYOL has told Arsenal to show Cesc Fabregas some respect and allow him to join Barcelona.

Fabregas, 23, has been the subject of intense interest from the Spanish champions, who had a £29million offer for him rejected last month.

Gunners boss Arsene Wenger has ruled out the possibility of allowing his captain to leave the Emirates.

But Barca defender Puyol — who along with Fabregas was part of Spain's victorious World Cup squad — says the midfielder should be allowed to move back to the club where he started his career in order to win more silverware.

Arsenal have not won a trophy in five years and Puyol, 32, said: "I think Arsenal need to respect his class and show the same class by giving the guy who has given so much to them the move that he and his family want.

"He isn't just being deprived of moving to the best club in the world, more importantly, he is being deprived of coming home.

"He has tried everything to win trophies at Arsenal and when he sees the success so many of his Spanish team-mates are having at Barcelona, it's only natural that he should want to be a part of that."

Speaking to a Sunday newspaper, Puyol added: "Cesc is the future of Barcelona and Arsenal can't do anything to stop that.

"I have just spent six weeks with him and there is only one club he wants to be at."

Barcelona ain't SMILING. . . . .Cesc, it's time for you to pack your bags and GOOOOOOOOOO!!!

jalether:

You can't be serious. how can a bad performance at the biggest football competition in the world not affect a players market value?

After scoring 34 goals for his club and became the best EPL player only 3 mths ago? I doubt it.
Put Rooney, Messi & Ronaldo in the transfer market today and none of em would cost less than 100 million GBP.
That's a FACT!!!

You can have quality creative midfielders but at the end of the day, a quality striker like Rooney is still essential to put the chances away

Rooney's conversion rate is poor. . . . .
When you have quality creative midfielders, what you put upfront does not really matter as long as he's decent.
Holland proved that in the just concluded world cup. . . .Dirk Kuyt and Van Persie are shyte but Sniejder's quality masked their wackness.

you can not entrust such a weighted responsibility on a toothless player like berbatov and an unproven young talent.

Says who?
Berbatov is not toothless. . . . .The system United play made him toothless.
There are various ways a system can take out the strength of a striker. . . . .Nicholas Anelka is a living example!

You are requesting for the manager to alter the current system in order to harness a SINGLE players potential. wouldn't that contradict the popular belief around the united fold that footie is a collective effort. perhaps, it's only sensible for a team to take such a radical approach in the name of a worthy player

Ferguson did the same thing to Rooney. . . . .Why is Berbatov different?
Last season, Fergie tweaked his team and built it around Rooney. . . . .Up until then, Rooney's highest goal in the league was 14!!!
If someone had told you Rooney can score 25+ league goals in the EPL last season, you would argue it ain't possible.
THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who can more or less guarantee that the changed system will produce far greater positive result rather than bite the manager in the a**

U don't need to be a rocket scientist to know if United can model the SPURS team of Martin Jol in 06/07 and 07/08, Berba will triumph.
He needs 2 creative midfielders in the middle of the pack and a highly intelligent strike partner like Robbie Keane. . . . .

What United have currently are midfielders who are not too comfy in possession or midfielders who are always hasty to deliver the killer ball.
Midfielders who find it extremely difficult to make simple passes or a complete a 1-2 ball with Berbatov. I have seen enuff of Berba to know he's highly technical and very intelligent but it takes 2 players to make a pass.

What's the guarantee that the trend wouldn't change.

How would it change?
All i am asking here isn't too much na. . . . .Play Berbatov with players who understand his strength is not a big ASK!!!

When Rooney is upfront, United play a certain way. When Berba is upfront, they still play in the same way forgetting Rooney n Berba are two different type of strikers. Rooney will chase everything laid for him. Berba isn't that kinda player. . . .The pass has to be bang on otherwise it would be a fruitless venture. He gives accurate passes to team-mates, why can't his teammates return the same gesture.

At least united had a competent replacement in Rooney when Ruud left, what player in the current squad can you rely on to take over from Rooney IF he leaves

How competent was Rooney when Ruud left? How many goals did he score for United as at 2006 summer?

2004/5 17 goals in 43 apps
2005/6 19 goals in 48 apps

Na wetin you dey call competence be this?
Jalether, don't make me batter your face this afternoon o. . . . . .Enough of your AFTER-THUNKS.
Letting Ruud go was a big gamble for SAF just like it would be if he decides to sell Rooney tomorrow.

jalether:

Is it safe to conclude that you are on the verge of losing it

Prove it. . . .

Sell your best striker/player to acquire the services of two WC playmakers. . . .  Sneijder and Iniesta are wpoty candidate and Rooney's abysmal world cup

It was after we sold Ruud we won 3 titles on the spin and got into the finals of 2 UCL.
Ruud was our best striker then.

All United really need are 2 creative midfielders. . . . .Players who appreciate time, space and weight of passes.
I keep telling football fans this. . . . .The difference between Messi and Cristiano is XAVI!!!! There's nothing Messi can do that Cristiano won't do even BETTER but Xavi is the factor.

outing would have in fact negatively affected his market value. which means you can't generate enough finances from selling Rooney. . . . . . . . . . .

Says who?
A bad world cup doesn't reduce Wazza's market value. . . . That one na nonsense.

besides that, berbatov has proven over the last two season to be a major flop and has totally forgotten his primary role and responsibility as a striker is to

That is because we have had the worst midfielders in the top 4 in the last 2 seasons.
Fergie realized this and played 5 midfielders to combat this issue. . . The injury of Hargo exposed United's midfield.
United need a free-scoring midfielder next season otherwise it might be disastrous for Fergie.

score goals even when presented with many tantalizing opportunities. Hernandez on the other hand, is an up and coming starlet whose quality is still relatively unproven. whether he can come in and produce the goods in his FIRST season in the EPL, is the question.

The team isn't built round Berbatov. . . . .The chances people talk about are difficult chances that Rooney misses regularly but you rarely see him crucified for it by the British media.

Get 2 creative midfielders behind Berbatov, players who don't hoof senseless long balls to him, players who can guide the ball perfectly into Berba's strides and watch him flourish in that role. Berbatov's main problem is he doesn't fit into the calibre of players we have in abundance.

Selling Rooney would be a BIG mistake, . . where will the goals come from.

Fergie's teams rarely lack goals.
When Ruud was sold, i had the same fear but his team scored more goals than when Ruud was around.
Same was feared when Ronaldo left. . . . . .

I doubt the trend would change if we sell Rooney.

jalether:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Your determination to never back down from a position you strongly believe in is peerless

you have been on Berbatov's defense for almost a year now.

He's ma favourite United player and i wish United could sell Rooney for two world class creative midfielders(Sneijder + Iniesta)
Berbatov + Hernandez look a promising combo upfront. . . . .

doyin13:

Not really a fan of systems as such.  But I was at my wit's
end with most of the world cup teams electing to play
two defensive midfielders. LONG LIVE FERGIE.

This article is about the historical 4 4 2 formation. Interesting read.

That's Jonathan Wilson at his best. . . . . .
I will get back to you on him.

Ibime:

Please tell that to the NFF whose insistence on hiring Lagerback was based on the theory that "they wanted to see Nigeria go back to their successful 4-4-2 formation". The hapless suits at the NFF lauded the superiority of the 4-4-2, decrying Nigerias lack of success since Super Eagles switched to 4-3-3. . . . conveniently forgetiing that Nigeria only had success with 4-4-2 when everyone else was playing 4-4-2.
Needless to say, in the end, Lagerback was left looking like a tactical dinosaur.

All tactical systems are relative and all are reliant on the players available and circumstance.
It may be that the overwhelming dominance of 4-4-2 in English thinking means it retains a valuable.

Manchester United remain possibly the only big team left who still employ the 4-4-2 formation, although they do not move in straight lines like regular 4-4-2 teams. It is also pertinent to note that they always switch to 4-3-3 when playing against big teams.

Brilliant article by the way.

Bayern Munich used this same formation throughout last season to reach the CL-final.
Fulham FC play the 4-4-2 system and they reached the Europa league final.

There's still life in 4-4-2 system but you need the right players for it to work so well.

dayokanu:

How many continental title did Nistelrooy win? Mr Eastbay? You don chop your sand finish?

He didn't win any but he has never been the best striker in Europe. . . .
Same goes as Lahm. . . . .Lahm has never won any continental title and he will never be the best left back in Europe.

Pedro never moved close to Lahm but since you dont bother to watch game but depend on Sharon for analysis then thats pathetic.

Pedro roamed against Germany. . . .
There was no German defender Pedro did not dribble in the SF. . . .
He sodomized the whole German defence!

Pedro was on the right, Lahm was on the right how did they ever face each other

Useless analysis. . . . .
How many times have wingers changed flanks to terrorise opponents in a game?
Only DK believes talented wingers stay in one position throughout the game - they don't drift!!!

Against Germany, there was a period Iniesta and Pedro changed flanks.
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chamotex:

Sauron, are you watching the game?

Can O'Shea ever improve? Jheeeez!!!

I saw the match LIVE.
If anyone makes any negative comment about Dimitar again, i would pee in his nostrils.

Berbatov gave a masterclass against Celtic.
His first goal proved Berba has the best tekkers in the whole EPL. . . . .and he supplied 2 sumptuous assists for Cleverley and Welbeck.

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mama-gee:

^^Hey, I'm yet to see how legendary rooney is with BBC, PFA and Sir Matt Busby.

That's EASY. . . . .

Rooney has never played outside England.

Ronaldo has played outside his country. . . .same as Kaka.
Obviously, they had more to win playing and jumping from club to club.

dayokanu:

Where did Ronaldo shine from in 1994-1996- Nowhere

The highest goal scorer in Eredivisie in 94/95 was nowhere?
How many times will you goof in a space of 60 mins?
35 goals in 36 appearances for PSV in 94/95 and he was nowhere? 

Honestly, i think i have clearly overestimated your intelligence on this section. . . .

Where did he shine from in 1999-2001- Nowhere

Between 1999 and 2001, Ronaldo made just 8 appearances. . . .
How many goals was he expected to score playing 8 times in 2.5 years? 500 goals?

Seriously, you have the brain capacity of a pubic louse.