Dear SIMP,

Kindly, marry another wife.

I told you 9ja girls aren't marriageable. They are punishment but you won't listen.

Because they are all useless ashawo and good for nothing.

It pains me when I see SIMP marrying them

Good one. I love this. Our guys need all the support dey can get.

What to do now?

The economy is not smiling, they have to find a way to put smile on.

Kindly tell her, you guys aren't dating so you can't follow her.

She will then want you guys to start dating. Kindly accept and scatter her kpekus. Don't ever spend your chichi on her. Ensure to be knacking her as you wish.

To break the relationship, be using her money to carry ashawo.

Then come back here and thank me later.

Dangote is evil to Nigeria existence.

I dislike him with passion. I feel he is destroying my country with his greed.

We never see anything! we the common man, we go chop our eyes, as long as we carry tribalism and religion for head.

Abeg, make I go use 1 indomie and 1 egg take scatter Nkechi kpekus make I take dey see front.

Laf want kill me ooh! Lol!

Between 9ja politicians and 9ja girls, I still don't know who is more wicked and useless.

The truth is that our current crops of leaders doesn't have solution to fix it. All they are currently doing is trial and error.

From the way things are going, if we don't act fast, president Tinubu will be kidnap in that Abuja.

Which date?

Invite her and knack the hell out of her, give her 500 transport. If you feel the 500 is not enough, give her 1k then go and rest and wait for the next rematch.

She will surely come for more knacking.

Pls, ensure to thank me later.

No matter what you do, avoid evening newspaper. They are the worst.

Peace!

9ja girls, stop being useless. Stop sending our guys to early grave.

And please, relationship isn't poverty alleviation program. Get a job and be useful to yourself and the world.

My dear friend, the Nigerians I know, nothing, absolutely nothing will happen. The only thing that will happen, is that he will be voted in for second tenure.

All politicians are the same here in Nigeria. All they care about is personal interest. Obi, Tinubu, Atiku, all the same.

Between them and 9ja girls, I don't know who is more wicked and useless.

See who is talking, have u check urself that u don't have bad character?

Anyways, I believe u are unmarry able.

I want to kindly advised, that u should move to my area so that boys can be using your kpekus to see front, and I believe one of them will marry you.

Peace!

Why waste money on girls that boys are using common #100 recharge card to knack up and down.

Well, SIMPs can get it for them.

There is no use marrying any 9ja girl. They are all the same, birds of same feather.

They are all problem to the man. They are only good for use and dump.

Can you swear that since you married him no man have suck ur breast/ knack u messlessly? Or can you swear u were a virgin when e married you?

Kindly allow the man to enjoy himself. Your problem is too much.

What is this evening newspaper say?

This one is stylishly look for sugar daddy.

Tnks for the clarification. That rubbish is not for Africans.

Why is it that all minister of information are professional liars?

The chicken is gradually coming home to roast.

Soon, all they will be kidnapping will be uniform men.

SIM should be impeached immediately. Such a weak and foolish ass governor.

Who dash 9ja girls fyn? The only thing they know how to do is to suck men dry like stock fish

When some call the governor a mumu man, some people say they should respect him.

But, my question is, can someone that isn't respecting himself be respected?

A whole Warri guy, na him want SIMP for girl?

Guy, remove ur mind from that girl and turn her to sex object till she go get sense.

Why are 9ja girls, always useless?

My brother, any girl (s) she use temp you, chop the girl clean mouth, nothing go happen. Next time she will learn the hard way.

Why are 9ja girls this useless?

It beats my imagination!

What is the mumu governor doing there? Did he inform wike before going there?

Avoid marriage to a 9ja girl at all cost, their only mission is to steal, kill and destroy. They are only good for use and dump.

I bet you, if she finds someone better than you, she will dump you without looking back.

9ja girls are useless. All of them!