op abeg where did this dead "chat" go viral?

mtchew abeg cardie b ti take over nicki go sleep

Henycymama:
Goodevening Nairalanders ,poor lady is in need of a job in osogbo, Osun state. Work to keep me busy before going for service by June. Your help will be highly appreciated. Thanks in anticipation.

hmm i may have a job for you
job title: all fours executive
renumeration: 5k per night plus benefit
job description
- be ready to perform at any time
- be ready to perform at any place
- be ready to perform any style
- back yard and front door action

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Arrow sucks more @least them flash no say na rubbish dem no dey form boss like arrow

psst! Op come make I tell you the secret
Toast am if she no gree, buy am coke put valium inside
Worx everytime
Just kidding,but seriously though u shdnt disturb ursef too much there's so special language to speak to gals if gal talk no, move unto the next one

Hmm so she still wan f*ck u upon how u dey gbagaun like this?

TonySpike:


You should learn how not to take statements out of context. You said BVS was bad and I replied to you that judging a movie is subjective affair.

Ah ah so I'm subjective and cinema sins is not?
yan me story man

The Show sux dick

If it adds money in your pocket then sure go james bond on his/her @ss but if it does the opposite, then it's wrong

TonySpike:


You are asking an irrelevant question, my friend.

Just wondering why cinema sins suddenly became subjective when it came to bvs but not when they were sinning civil war #That'sAll

TonySpike:

My friend, judging a movie is subjective.

Yea cinema sins is only right when it comes to civil war amirite?

ANAMBRA11:
We igbos have the highest rate of fine people in Africa

all liars shall perish in the lake of fire

TonySpike:
Everything Wrong With Captain America: Civil War has landed gidigba!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbWOEpLFYbU



By the way, I am glad that highway camera plothole was eventually discussed. Now, I don't need to argue again because it was a useless plothole that made no sense.

yea and at least bvs is already a bad movie so bvs also being a feature on cinema sins doesn't count amirite?

Her name is bella and she's in her early twenties.
She hobbies include writing and standup comedy, she's an extrovert who enjoys meeting people.
her turn on is down to earth guys while her turn off is dudes with lots of cash.
Here's her pic below her number 08079663892 you two will hit it off

A.Sean tizzle
B.Olamide
C.Phyno
D.Wizkid
E.David o
F.Tuface

hehehe LIAR

forreelinc:

Ah ah jarvis no fit match the awesomeness of the dark knight

DeLioncourt:

lmao. nice one

Yea man! Tinking outside the box

Hmmm this is clever he's d*ck riding but at the same time saving humanity and promoting unity I like that

Chei! I forget ring for haus o, bimbo go chop my head today

yea add my wedding to lilian esoro to the list

Abeg make una go suck pr*ck when I be dey depend on una to strike una dey do sme sme na nau wey we no need am

shei na "halo jump" she go chop SMH

#FriendlyAdvice, whenever you see dangote trailer dey come, bush, river or gutter na the safest place to hide

I no knw who send una msg money wey no go reach we hand
Abeg my indian oga they make us come work on saturday come lite fire under dem yansh jare

Yea man infact lemme drop my number 08066785321 I like yellow babees with big back and front and tania omotayo face
ugly gals no even near here

dunsin125:
Am i d only 1 tnkn military rule is d best option now

hehehe u no say during military rule nairaland no go exist and them go still dey chop money

ucsparks:
Nawa oo why the question na, at his age he's suppose to knw all girls like big ones na

No mind am e think say na like dr.house wey fit talk anytin and go scot free e no knw say that one na film

I think they should start sentencing child molesters to death, no time.

ehn u wan do guinea pig for agbo jedi and poyo poyo
Hmm e be like say u no like ursef

Besides I don't think they run medical tests in nig, they just make up sh*t and sell it on a bus

20% cut mtchew wetin be dat?
Instead make una outsource minister work to naijans with cheap labour costs think outside the box
Your boy wan taste arab money na

hmmm una sure say this no be scope to beg your community for food?
Person no see better thing thief from ppl wey dey inside house, na rice wey never done e go thief
I tire for naija, even them thief no dey see big picture