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Crime / Re: Girl Arranges Own Kidnap With Boyfriend (photo) by scaramenga: 9:08am On Sep 27, 2016
grin ose! Bonnie and clyde
How romantic

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Romance / Re: Mind The Way You Handle Your Girlfriend by scaramenga: 7:10pm On Sep 16, 2016
Simple I will walk up to them and ask for directions to my haus
Gaming / Re: The Top 6 Most Expensive Video Games Ever Developed by scaramenga: 7:08pm On Sep 16, 2016
Upon all the money, ludo and kalo kalo still beat them hands down

















Moral of the story: when you're mouthed you don't need advert

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Names Her Cats Buhari And Goodluck by scaramenga: 7:01pm On Sep 16, 2016
grin see d hungry cats this one go buy I no knw whether na by force to form toosh
Romance / Re: Men, What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Fries Plantain Like This? by scaramenga: 1:12pm On Sep 14, 2016
Nothin I'll just fry my plantains next time, no need to be dramatic
Education / Re: My Lecturer Raped Me, Female Student Cries Out. by scaramenga: 4:02pm On Sep 13, 2016
AroOkigbo:


trying to drag you to one useless blog. ..only the insane will click the yeye link

grin hmm na wa for u o support d guy hustle na, una nairalanders funny o shei e go kill u to simply click link?
Celebrities / Re: Obianuju Video: Photos Of Flavour With A Model In Bikini Make Fans To React by scaramenga: 2:00pm On Sep 12, 2016
HarkymTheOracle:
baby mama 3? grin
angry how dare u say dat abt my future wife? Kneel down dere
Car Talk / Re: 2015 Porsche Macan: The Cutest SUV On Nigerian Road by scaramenga: 1:53pm On Sep 12, 2016
cool One of our uncles wey dey beg us for money get this kind motor
TV/Movies / Re: Top 10 Biggest Film Industries In The World by scaramenga: 2:16pm On Sep 10, 2016
Busch:
lol.. where nollywood
grin lol..you spoke too early
Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Presents Electric Motorcycle To His Constituents (Photos) by scaramenga: 11:10am On Sep 09, 2016
grin yea electric motorcycles which they will charge with their d*cks



Just kidding at least e do something unlike some people wey dem own na to dey write open letter to GEJ and PMB
Romance / Re: Guy Kneels To Beg A Girl In Enugu (Video, Photos) by scaramenga: 11:00am On Sep 09, 2016
Kiddominant:
remember me when u get to paradise.

tongue u go gats kneel down for road first
TV/Movies / Re: DC Universe Vs Marvel : Superman Vs Vision (who Will Win) by scaramenga: 4:38am On Sep 09, 2016
Vision go beat superman He's more similar to martian manhunter and that one fit beat superman
TV/Movies / Re: Dc Universe Vs Marvel : character matchups ,you Decide the winners by scaramenga: 4:36am On Sep 09, 2016
Green arrow go cream hawkeye Advantage: - Parkour expert(according to cw) - Endurance(from the island) - Hand to hand combant expert - Good with swords(according to cw) - Hi-tech arrows and gadgets
Hawkeye on the otherhand has hi tech arrows, and hand to hand combat. grin the guy na butty black widow don beat am tire remain small ultron for kill am

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Romance / Re: Guy Kneels To Beg A Girl In Enugu (Video, Photos) by scaramenga: 4:21am On Sep 09, 2016
madridguy:
Chai, juju at work. Even Zahra Buhari I won't kneel down for her in my closet not to talk of market. The bros mama need to locate any mountain fire for quick intervention.

Guys in the house, shine your face. Ladies dey waka pass anything.

Ehn! if I hear say I no kneel down for zahra?
grin make harliburton money enter my hand.
who go rememba say I kneel down for road when them see me for my bentley?

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Romance / Re: Guy Kneels To Beg A Girl In Enugu (Video, Photos) by scaramenga: 3:14am On Sep 09, 2016
grin eeyah konji na bastard

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Guy Calls You "My American Wonder Baby?" by scaramenga: 3:11am On Sep 09, 2016
Fidelismaria:
He Means U Is Hoe Nd His Modaforkin Call Girl Nd He Can Bang U Anytime He Modaforkin Want

grin see am home wrecker if the gal vex leave the guy now una go dey sing "b*tch aint loyal"
Sports / Re: Which Team Do You Think Is The Favorite To Win Epl This Season? by scaramenga: 3:08am On Sep 09, 2016
Newcastle,everton,reading























grin I like a good underdog story

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Education / Re: Get WAEC GCE Physics Past Questions And Answers For FREE!! by scaramenga: 3:06am On Sep 09, 2016
Nice one op,You'll get faster response from free ad websites try olx
Politics / Re: #nigeria-born Charles Njoku Ready For State Election In Germany (kommunalwahl) E by scaramenga: 3:04am On Sep 09, 2016
angry which kind tin be dis I think I tell dis guy make e no dey wear my shirt again
Politics / Re: Former Kogi Governor’s Son, Mohammed, Arraigned For Robbery by scaramenga: 3:00am On Sep 09, 2016
grin na publicity stunt








BTW nice one op @aproko biz, na small small empire dey take start
Travel / Re: Benue Records 183 Road Accidents In 6 Months by scaramenga: 2:57am On Sep 09, 2016
Road accident for benue? Motor dey benue? E mean say dem don dey step up for der o I'm impressed grin

But seriously tho drive safe wetin dey worry naija ppl and motor sef?
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Corper Creates Modernized Charcoal Cooker (video) by scaramenga: 2:50am On Sep 09, 2016
grin ose! Intellectual property eleyin o Lock dat down my good man
Religion / Re: Do Demonic Cobwebs Exist? by scaramenga: 6:44am On Sep 08, 2016
Oluwalosheleyi:
Many pastors preach and conduct deliverance against demonic cobwebs and muslim clerics with herbalists also attest to its existence and profer solutions to it.

Some of its supposed effects include delay in various aspects of one's life such as the marital,financial,spiritual,etc spheres.It is even said to cause memory loss and/or blindness if it touches your eyes or fore-head.

I've tried to discredit this but how do you explain the following:
-Long thick cobwebs in the middle of roads where there is no visible anchor to hold the cobwebs.
-Passing by a spot without cobwebs only to return to that spot a minute later to be engulfed in cobwebs.

Nah! I guess its all just superstitions
Spider webs can stay suspended in the air by very thin wires and spiders are pretty quick at building webs so no surprise der.
We you fall short of blessings/opportunities becos of our vices (laziness, pride, ignorance etc) or sometimes becos life just isn't fair(afterall the opportunity that came you to was missed by anoda person)
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend She Smells Down There? by scaramenga: 4:32pm On Sep 07, 2016
grin buy am deodorant out of the blue she go get the message
Politics / Re: Charly Boy Writes An Open Letter To Buhari by scaramenga: 4:17pm On Sep 07, 2016
2ruink:


hahahahaha..... see palava ooo. are u scared of rat poison? you are just a coward like your ancestor. lol

grin okay now I understand your problem. You're lookin for who to tackle because you're idle, pele don't worry you will pass jamb next year say amen
Politics / Re: Charly Boy Writes An Open Letter To Buhari by scaramenga: 6:15am On Sep 06, 2016
2ruink:

Then u may try Awolowo's option. Rat poison is now very cheap.
Wats dis one saying? No be by force to post nau
TV/Movies / Re: The Richest Television Station In Nigeria by scaramenga: 4:32pm On Sep 05, 2016
Moneyfem:
Which television Station in Nigeria do you know/think makes the most money and how?

Clapperboard followed by ogtv
Politics / Re: Charly Boy Writes An Open Letter To Buhari by scaramenga: 7:52am On Sep 05, 2016
2ruink:

why una dey fear to hear the truth?
Not scared just tired
Romance / Re: Enroll Your Kids Now At Igs Lekki. by scaramenga: 7:30pm On Sep 04, 2016
tongue no!

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