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Romance / Re: As A Boy, Were You Ever Taught The ‘real’ Sex Education? by scaramenga: 4:32pm On Apr 03, 2018
Earthbound:


I was 11 and in JSS1. I was already stealing my dad's soft porn to watch codedly.

So trust me I knew what I was going to do. I just didn't know how to go about it.

how old was she?
Pets / Re: I Call Him"No Discussion At All"...quality Male Long Coat Slant Back Gsd...sold! by scaramenga: 4:26pm On Apr 03, 2018
how much
Romance / Re: As A Boy, Were You Ever Taught The ‘real’ Sex Education? by scaramenga: 4:25pm On Apr 03, 2018
Earthbound:


I wasn't raped. It was consensual grin grin

grin yinmu! at that age you know wetin you dey do?
Romance / Re: As A Boy, Were You Ever Taught The ‘real’ Sex Education? by scaramenga: 4:17pm On Apr 03, 2018
Earthbound:
My neighbors who lived upstairs, had this really pretty, yellow house help from Warri. They were almost never around and so she had little work to do. She taught me everything I needed to know. grin

Best 2 years of my adolescence.
Bless her heart.

grin fellow rapee how goes it?
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija : Teddya Fans Are Donating 5k Each To Make N25M For Him by scaramenga: 3:16pm On Apr 03, 2018
yes we are collecting donations please send your contribution to
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lets give teddy 25million naira

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Omoni Oboli Flaunts Blonde Look As She Counts Down To Her 40th Birthday by scaramenga: 3:14pm On Apr 03, 2018
grin i like this gal she know say she worwor but she no dey gree
Romance / Re: As A Boy, Were You Ever Taught The ‘real’ Sex Education? by scaramenga: 3:13pm On Apr 03, 2018
sad i got r*ped by one of aunts, does that count?

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Health / Re: Why Do Most Ibadan Girls Always Have Yellowish Eyes? by scaramenga: 1:59pm On Apr 03, 2018
ask your mother
Music/Radio / Re: Lolu And Anto Kiss For Over 1 Minute To Seal Their ‘new’ Relationship by scaramenga: 12:18pm On Apr 03, 2018
angry OP YOU SUCK
Autos / Re: Super Clean Toyota Highlander 2005 Model First Body by scaramenga: 12:14pm On Apr 03, 2018
i for buy but i hate redeemers
Romance / Re: Media Personality, Moet Abebe Shares S*xy, Wet Photos On Instagram by scaramenga: 12:10pm On Apr 03, 2018
la click la shrinkage of the balls

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Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Rocks Skirts & Fishnets As He Appears On GQ France Magazine by scaramenga: 12:09pm On Apr 03, 2018
grin op's blogging career is as dead as derenle's popularity
Business / Re: Few Things You Need To Know If You Must Become And Stay Wealthy by scaramenga: 12:08pm On Apr 03, 2018
cry i feel discouraged cos the op wey dey copy and paste dispatch all these wisdom na broke motherfucker
Webmasters / Re: Uploads To Host Without FTP by scaramenga: 12:06pm On Apr 03, 2018
jovialportal:
Pls gurus, can i upload my php and sql files without ftp?

grin yes you can use ductape and paper
Family / Re: Nigerian Husband Brutalizes His Pretty Wife As She Seeks For Divorce. Photos by scaramenga: 12:05pm On Apr 03, 2018
i still no know wetin woman dey do when their husbands dey beat them o,
omo if na me i go just target lock e blockous give am confam squeeze

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Crime / Re: Man Dies After Overdosing On An Illicit Drug Photo by scaramenga: 11:18am On Apr 03, 2018
cool science student, your legacy shall live on

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TV/Movies / Bond 25 May Feature Biafran Seperatists by scaramenga: 8:09pm On Mar 31, 2018
The rumours surrounding Idris Elba playing the role of British spy James Bond aka 007 has been finally cleared.
It is true that Daniel Craig is reprising his role as the titular spy however, writer John Logan who worked on the screenplay for Spectre has revealed to Huffingtonpost that Idris Elba will be starring in the untitled bond movie as an ally of James bond from San monique the little island from Bond's 8th outing live and let die featuring the late Roger Moore as bond. John Logan says he was inspired by Antoine Fuqua's Tears from the sun and went further to explain that the location of this fictional country has however been changed from the carribean to Western Africa, "it is a more gritty depiction of the country than in live and let die as there is a subplot which has a dominating tribe prey on another tribe of the country denouncing them as outsiders and idris Elba plays Dr. Nnamdi Mezanine a religious scholar who doubles as a spy for the united states in exchange for a emancipation deal for his tribe". John Logan agrees this is a rather dark premise but will not overrun the general tone of the movie which he describes as having the same tone as the taken franchise only this time bond goes rogue to take down spectre as revenge for the murder of his wife Dr. Madeline swan on the orders of the head of spectre Ernst starvo blofeld.Bond 25 has not been titled yet, it is directed Danny Boyle and filming shall be concluded on the 19th of November this year.


With the success of black panther and David oyelowo's gringo,I am quite excited to see this one however there have been about 3 fictional different movies which has depicted nigeria as a terrorist nation, this worries me as this may come around to bite us in the butt if we aren't too careful with how Hollywood depicts our country

TV/Movies / Bond 25 May Feature Biafran Seperatists by scaramenga: 7:59pm On Mar 31, 2018
The rumours surrounding Idris Elba playing the role of British spy James Bond aka 007 has been finally cleared.
It is true that Daniel Craig is reprising his role as the titular spy however, writer John Logan who worked on the screenplay for Spectre has revealed to Huffingtonpost that Idris Elba will be starring in the untitled bond movie as an ally of James bond from San monique the little island from Bond's 8th outing live and let die featuring the late Roger Moore as bond. John Logan says he was inspired by Antoine Fuqua's Tears from the sun and went further to explain that the location of this fictional country has however been changed from the carribean to Western Africa, "it is a more gritty depiction of the country than in live and let die as there is a subplot which has a dominating tribe prey on another tribe of the country denouncing them as outsiders and idris Elba plays Dr. Nnamdi Mezanine a religious scholar who doubles as a spy for the united states in exchange for a emancipation deal for his tribe". John Logan agrees this is a rather dark premise but will not overrun the general tone of the movie which he describes as having the same tone as the taken franchise only this time bond goes rogue to take down spectre as revenge for the murder of his wife Dr. Madeline swan on the orders of the head of spectre Ernst starvo blofeld.Bond 25 has not been titled yet, it is directed Danny Boyle and filming shall be concluded on the 19th of November this year.


With the success of black panther and David oyelowo's gringo,I am quite excited to see this one however there have been about 3 fictional different movies which has depicted nigeria as a terrorist nation, this worries me as this may come around to bite us in the butt if we aren't too careful with how Hollywood depicts our country

Investment / Re: We Will Help You Registration Your Company And Get Certificate In 7 Working Days by scaramenga: 7:17pm On Mar 31, 2018
Gbagaun
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Hugs & Cuddles Tiwa Savage On Stage As They Perform Together ( Pics, Vid) by scaramenga: 5:56pm On Mar 31, 2018
grin teebillz be like

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Celebrities / Re: Tony Elumelu gets a visit from his daughter by scaramenga: 10:21am On Mar 31, 2018
grin that mean say the guy don accept say e go always dey wear nose cover when e wan f*ck am

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Politics / Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Clarifies Calling Nigerians ''Animals" Over Naomi Campbell Visits by scaramenga: 10:19am On Mar 31, 2018
grin who be this one? Una know am?
Besides when they say some of you animals, its not the same as you animals English class is in session cool

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Celebrities / Re: Ebony’s Mother Pleads With Media Not To Stop Playing Her Songs by scaramenga: 9:26am On Mar 31, 2018
grin good luck maam
Crime / Re: Graphic Photos: Young Lady Slashes Ex-boyfriend’s Neck With Razor Blade In Delta by scaramenga: 5:13pm On Mar 30, 2018
grin for the guy mind

i swear na gay i go be from now on
Politics / Re: Why I Love Shagari, Yar’adua More Than Azikiwe – Nnamdi Kanu by scaramenga: 4:50pm On Mar 30, 2018
grin this one still dey? o boy where your army and your jets and tankers na? we dey wait you o
TV/Movies / Re: My Wife Blamed Me For Not Making Out In The “doublewahala” House — Dee One by scaramenga: 4:47pm On Mar 30, 2018
grin eyah hungry pipo
Romance / Re: Nairalanders, Rate This Attractive Door (photos) by scaramenga: 4:32pm On Mar 30, 2018
bignoisemaker:
hian... Look at its designs properly
angrywhich kind thing be this? i don look am na very ugly door
Crime / Re: Robbers Burnt To Death By Mob In Uyo (Graphic Photos) by scaramenga: 4:07pm On Mar 30, 2018
SOFTENGR:

E be like say the guy don finally make heaven. grin
He's just laughing at his killers.

grin the guy don dey save money for the pop corn and 3D glasses e go wear during e killers judgement

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