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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment: Mutual Benefits Life Assurance Ltd. by schmuck(m): 6:45pm On Feb 05, 2012
Hi,

My friend told me about this stuff on Friday that it is happening in their branch.

I stay in Lekki and we've got some guys working with Mutual Benefits in my estate.

I've got a job though smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Offer ! by schmuck(m): 10:38am On Feb 23, 2010
@grisskla,

Money for what

I am only giving out an information , no personal gain.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Offer ! by schmuck(m): 12:08pm On Feb 19, 2010
@Ayokunle,

Ayokunle07:

I won't dismiss this completely as a fraud; it might not be. I work with Skye Bank and I am aware that sometimes a region or unit may choose to do some internal recruitment, which is definitely not from the Head Office. These staff will not be full/permanent staff. I have had instances when my branch manager would inform us to submit CVs of ND holders who are interested in doing some form of marketing, at a very short notice! So it might actually not be a scam.
I also think asking for people's profiles, by way of CVs, is not the best way to go about it as suspicions will be more than rife that it is a scam. If you actually don't mind, send and if you feel suspicious about it, then it's up to you.

Thank you for your deep insight. I have decided not to reply iyerim again as she have chosen to conclude this is a fraud. Really, I don't have nothing to lose.

Except that she'll be discouraging innocent applicants.

The recruitment is a departmental deal for NDs, so no need to use the HR or an elaborate email address.

I was an officer in Skye Bank, but now I have my own business. I just got the info from a former colleague.

As Ayotunde rightly said, no one is forcing anybody to apply.

It's ya choice grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Offer ! by schmuck(m): 3:23pm On Feb 18, 2010
@iyerim,

I thought you should know what is called outsourcing.

When company wants to expand its workforce (in this case contract staff)
they don't bother using xyx@majorcompany(dot)com

They OUTSOURCE.

By the way, who asked you to apply sef grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Offer ! by schmuck(m): 6:22pm On Feb 17, 2010
@macphillips,

I hope you have got a job already. Because if not, you might be doing yourself a
great disservice if you miss this job offer.

But if you have a job, let those that needs it, gets it.

@all, it is likely that the submission closes this Friday, but I will ask the lady in
charge again and give updates tomorrow morning.


Good luck !!!

P.S. I was a staff of Skye Bank before I found my calling !!!

grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Offer ! by schmuck(m): 7:31am On Feb 17, 2010
Well, I think some of you have a point.

But for starters, Skye Bank do not recruit HND.

This exercise is a departmental recruitment (Revenue Collections & Franchise) for NDs.

So not necessarily from Skyebank HR.

Skyebank recruits candidates for ND position through a third party.

If you think it's a scam, then simply ignore.

This is the last week for the exercise.

Good luck.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Offer ! by schmuck(m): 5:47pm On Feb 11, 2010
I marvel at people like this ,

laptop4nigeria:

It think this is fraudulent

Who give the #*$% about what you think?

Just don't use your pessimism and negative thoughts affects
people that needs the job.

For some candidates asking questions,

It is basically tellering function and marketing, and few operations.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Offer ! by schmuck(m): 5:44pm On Feb 11, 2010
I marvel at people like this ,

laptop4nigeria:

It think this is fraudulent

Who give the f**k about what you think?

Just don't use your pessimism and negative thoughts affects
people that needs the job.

For some candidates asking questions,

It is basically tellering function and marketing, and few operations.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Offer ! by schmuck(m): 11:09am On Feb 11, 2010
Today is the fourth day of CV submission for ND holders.

If you are lucky enough and get employed, please post a thread and thank me grin grin grin
for the information I gave out.

Good luck.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Offer ! by schmuck(m): 1:42pm On Feb 10, 2010
@Afrobabe,

Common, the post clearly indicated ND holders.

HNDsn have a chance as they can use their ND result to enter.

Good Luck.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hot New Jobs by schmuck(m): 11:04am On Feb 10, 2010
@All,

Today is the third day of application for the Skye Bank job offer for ND Holders.

It is likely the offer closes on Friday or latest Monday next week.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Offer ! by schmuck(m): 10:58am On Feb 10, 2010
@Eeyore,

It's your choice. Nobody is forcing the job or the application on you !!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hot New Jobs by schmuck(m): 2:59pm On Feb 09, 2010
@All,

simonsilas:

u dey make sense

LOL !!!

The rate at which people are responding to this job offer is alarming.

I am guessing it will be a case of first come, first served,
then after that, results and performance in test (There'll be a test). shocked

So act now !!!

Good Luck.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hot New Jobs by schmuck(m): 1:21pm On Feb 08, 2010
Somebody asked about the HND issue.

If you have HND and you want to apply, do not let your CV show HND,
use your ND credentials only.

Note that Skye Bank do not employ HND.

Also, the salary is OK.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hot New Jobs by schmuck(m): 12:34pm On Feb 08, 2010
@phontyy, You are welcome.

Some people are sending inquiries about the job,

Pls note that I am not the one conducting the recruitment or the interview,

I just happen to have a first-hand information on this new offer.

Candidates will be chosen based on performance.

Hint: Analytical skills are most needed.

Good luck. smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hot New Jobs by schmuck(m): 10:32am On Feb 08, 2010
@All,

Please don't send your CVs to me.

Just send an email with the subjet "Hot Jobs" to this email

skyejob2010@gmail.com

The Skye Bank address where you will send your CV will be forwarded to you immediately.

Good luck to everybody.
Jobs/Vacancies / Skye Bank Offer ! by schmuck(m): 8:50am On Feb 08, 2010
Hi all,

Skye Bank is recruiting ND holders starting from today.

Interested candidates should send a mail to skyejob2010(at)gmail(dot)com immediately and the job address will be forwarded to you.

HNDs too can apply, but make sure you use your ND credentials for your CV.

P.S. The salary is OK.
Jobs/Vacancies / Hot New Jobs by schmuck(m): 8:25am On Feb 08, 2010
Hi all,

Skye Bank is recruiting ND candidates starting from today.

Send a mail to skyejob2010(at)gmail(dot)com with the topic "New Job"

The vacancy address will be sent to you immediately.

Good Luck.
Culture / Re: A Little Piece Of Advice To My Yoruba Friends by schmuck(m): 2:28pm On Feb 04, 2010
If you like speak swahili, Ijebu, Polish even go ahead and speak in tongues shocked,

Wetin concern me? grin
Religion / Re: Between Jesus And Mohammed! by schmuck(m): 10:16am On Jan 28, 2010
you guys don;t know shit !!!

Christianity, Islam, Traditional Religion are ways of controlling humans ,

You have been brainwashed from your birth.

There's only one creator, and all ways lead to HIM/HER.

Whatever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just do good, help the needy, love yourselves

and this world will be a better place to live in.
Business / Re: Five Helpful Tips To Successfully Starting And Growing A Small Business by schmuck(m): 11:00am On Jan 26, 2010
Nice read.

After you've got a plan ,

ACTION !!! ,

ACTION !!! ,

ACTION !!! ,

ACTION !!! ,

ACTION !!!

Then ,

FOCUS !!! FOCUS !!! FOCUS !!! ,
Business / Re: Why Don't We Use Coins In Nigeria? by schmuck(m): 9:30am On Jan 26, 2010
Coins grin

Our money is near being valueless.

What can a coin buy

A lemon sweet is being sold for N5/one.

Except you go to Shoprite . That was the place I saw a coin last. grin
Business / Re: Which Banks Provide The Highest Fixed Deposit Rates In Naija by schmuck(m): 9:27am On Jan 26, 2010
@Poster,

The point is this: No fixed deposit rate is FIXED !!!

You can always negotiate your rate, most likely dependent on the amount in question.

So, visit several banks (like 3-4), then you can make an informed decision that suits your purpose.

Hint: Nowadays, I won't recommend keeping money in banks.

Good luck.
Business / Re: Create Wealth With Google Analytics by schmuck(m): 9:20am On Jan 26, 2010
I have been a user of Google Analytics for like 5 months now, and I can readily say that the knowledge is priceless considering the amount of information that can be gathered using the tool from Google.

These infos tells you where your business (sites) is heading to, how you can make the most out of the visiting customers, demography etc.

Taking the test might be a great idea.
Business / Re: What Is The Fastest Internet Connection,(mtn?,zoom?, Starcomms?etc) by schmuck(m): 4:13pm On Nov 04, 2009
I use izap too & I am not complaining.
Sports / Liverpool: What's Their Fate? by schmuck(m): 4:10pm On Nov 04, 2009
What's really happening to Liverpool?

We'll conclude today finally against Lyon ,

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