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Crime / Re: Police Kill 2 Kidnappers In Aba, Rescue Victims (Graphic Photos, Video) by seandurse(m): 2:09pm On Feb 03, 2020
The way this dead body hold gun shows how dey force you in their custody to confess to what you know nothing about.
Family / Re: How Can I Stop My Ex From Visiting My Matrimonial Home? by seandurse(m): 4:02pm On Feb 02, 2020
Does your husband know he's your ex? If yes, tell your husband his coming around is making you feel uncomfortable. And if he doesn't know he's your ex, summon courage to tell him then you can proceed by telling him you're going to poison him if he keeps coming around. This can make your husband believe you still not ha ing anything to do with the ex. But some men no get shame sha. How can you still going the the matrimonial home of your ex? He deserves whatever he gets. Rubbish!
Crime / Re: Married Woman In Jos Porn Video Commits Suicide by seandurse(m): 6:17pm On Jan 30, 2020
That's sad. Something must have pushed her towards such act. And its nothing but poverty. This land is really becoming hard to survive in. RIP

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Phones / Re: Study Shows Iphones Are 167 Times More Prone To Hacking Than Other Brands by seandurse(m): 10:01am On Jan 03, 2020
czarina:
Who sponsored the study? Samsung?




check our profile. You may need our services

it couldn't have been Samsung because Samsung makes the most expensive component on IPhone. meaning they (samsung) benefits from IPhone.

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Travel / Re: 5 Common Visa Interview Mistakes That Can Ruin Your Chances by seandurse(m): 7:14pm On Dec 21, 2019
Offpoint:
Make God just hala me with 10m wetin I wan leave NAIJA go do?

Nigeria is the best country in the world...
imagine I go the USA and I can't peacefully piss where I want.
imagine I can't ask my neighbor for Salt.
imagine no iya kamaru hot beans with bread every morning.
imagine no landlord daughter to sneak in to every night......



It's a boring place, life's is boring outside Nigeria abeg.
That joy in your heart when you confidently bring out your huge python prick and take a leak in gutter while cold breeze is hitting it from left, right and centre... then shake it thoroughly and swiftly return it back inside and walk away majestically. No questions asked, no cops, no ticket....

Life's beautiful in Nigeria abeg, make man pikin Just get small change for hand.
Funny you, this reminds me of the the I was caught by the police around Yaba for driving without license. after I begged them and we all settled for 5k bribe. I removed my "kini" took that leak right where they wrote do not urinate here on the station fence. They were shouting offence number two we just laughed it off.
Sports / Re: Hazard Ruled Out Of The First El Clasico Of The Season With Injury by seandurse(m): 1:22am On Dec 06, 2019
That jersey number will continue to be a curse for a long long time for what they did to their reviver.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Reacts To Arsenal Sacking Unai Emery by seandurse(m): 5:09pm On Nov 29, 2019
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Career / Re: How Do I Tell My Colleague She Has Mouth Odor? by seandurse(m): 12:54pm On Nov 06, 2019
Just take three bottles of Goldberg. the rest is history
Celebrities / Re: Davido Slams Fan Who Said Buhari Is Meant To Be A Tyrant by seandurse(m): 7:14am On Nov 02, 2019
Crime / Re: Police Officers And VIO Fight Over Who Should Inspect Cars In Lagos (Photos) by seandurse(m): 1:32pm On Oct 30, 2019
me I go do drive off since.
Crime / Re: Police Officers And VIO Fight Over Who Should Inspect Cars In Lagos (Photos) by seandurse(m): 1:32pm On Oct 30, 2019
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Crime / Re: 70-year-old Man Commits Suicide In Okigwe, Imo (Graphic Photos) by seandurse(m): 9:49pm On Oct 24, 2019
He should have just endured it to the end. wasted 70 years. what was he even doing before this age cos if it was poverty or frustration, he should be staring at them now like., yo dudes, you got nothing on me. RIP old one

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Politics / Re: Ambode 800 Buses Vs. Sanwo-Olu 800 Buses (PHOTOS) by seandurse(m): 4:51pm On Oct 23, 2019
What do you expect from him, we all know 40percent of yellow buses and other colours in lagos are owned by Lasma. Now that chief is in charge, we gon start seeing mavopolo. clueless being.
Jokes Etc / Re: Old Woman Begs Mannequin For Money (pics, video) by seandurse(m): 4:44pm On Oct 23, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Rugged Diva Tattoos Burna Boy's Face On Her Back (Photos) by seandurse(m): 11:13pm On Oct 17, 2019
Just just be staring at the husband when doing illegal night job.
Business / Re: Which Viable Business Can I Start With N150k To N200k? by seandurse(m): 8:59pm On Oct 17, 2019
look around someone that can give you this mini bus for higher purchase. ply lekki ajah road. work till you meet your target. work more, buy another one, give it out as you were been given. start your biz and monitor the bus.

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Crying As Davido $mä$h€$ Him With 100 Carat Chain Surprise!!! by seandurse(m): 5:24am On Oct 16, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares What It Feels Like Having A Wife. And Teddy-A Agrees by seandurse(m): 9:10pm On Oct 13, 2019
[quote author=donstan18 post=83089905]While Davison and TeddyA are waking up to their wives, Donjazzi is busy waking up to Rema and Crayon.


SMH! [/quote
Don Jazzy is married with a kid, just keeping dem off media so as to maintain his fan base. they are actually not in Nigeria tho.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Showkey Reacts To Video Of Man Massaging Unclad Lady (Photos) by seandurse(m): 8:03pm On Oct 11, 2019
Hoe-lioness is thy.
Celebrities / Re: Vector “judas The Rat”, Drags Jesse Jagz In Response To MI “the Viper” by seandurse(m): 3:34pm On Oct 11, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Former EME Boy Wizkid Lies Exposed (details) by seandurse(m): 3:30pm On Oct 11, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: M.I Vs Vector Diss; Top 5 Venomous Lines From Vector's Judas The Rat by seandurse(m): 3:29pm On Oct 11, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: My Death Rumor - Sky B Speaks by seandurse(m): 11:31am On Oct 10, 2019
He just skibi'ed that. If you have a chance of breaking Into Nigeria music industry. you have to earn it, make it yours, work with all effort to keep yourself floating on the game. Drop hit back to back, give your fans and non fans things to talk about because, once you miss the chance and slip down a bit. many angry guys out there got hits that will knock you off balance. Then, there might be no need to skibi it as to resurrect a dying musical career. All the best man, coming back not always easy.

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Music/Radio / Re: Mr Lecturer: Eedris Abdulkareem Sang About Sex For Grade Lecturers by seandurse(m): 9:41am On Oct 10, 2019
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Car Talk / Re: Design And Features Of The IVM G40 Presented To Mercy, Winner Of BBNaija by seandurse(m): 12:30pm On Oct 09, 2019
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Crime / Re: Man Disguises As Lagos Prostitute, Defrauds Patrons At Clubs (Photos) by seandurse(m): 9:21am On Oct 05, 2019
Some men are just anyhow people. How can this thing in female version still with the ugliness move you closer to himsh. Oga o!

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Music/Radio / Re: Some Day - Angela Okorie Featuring Joe EL Amadi by seandurse(m): 11:42am On Oct 03, 2019
Genevieve was there, Omotola attended the party, tonto dike crashed it. They all came out with no interesting story about the party.
Car Talk / Re: My Toyota Corolla For Uber Was Vandalized Yesterday by seandurse(m): 1:59pm On Oct 02, 2019
kamtrix:
Good morning guys.

Yesterday morning my toyota corolla was broken into and vandalized. The small window at the back was broken and the car opened. The brain box and the power window rollers were stolen. We have insurance with Axa Mansard And we have reported to the police.

The driver has also taken taken the required pictures.

Please I need guidance and advice on how to go about it with the insurance company and what I should do as this is my first dealing with the insurance company after buying the insurance. Also, should I increase the estimated cost of repair to be higher than the real amount. Please this is an emergency. Thanks. God bless you all.

Please help push to fp
same thing happens to a white Toyota matrix on my street before dawn. Same items mentioned above were stolen. But ion know if dude have insurance or the owner. take heart bro. Was pained when I saw it.
Nairaland / General / Re: Danfo Gets Stuck On Rail Track While Trying To Evade Arrest From The Police by seandurse(m): 8:40am On Sep 27, 2019
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Music/Radio / Re: VIDEO: Phyno – Ride For You Ft. Davido by seandurse(m): 3:55pm On Sep 25, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji: Jayce Jeremi Cut His Hair. Isn't He So Handsome? by seandurse(m): 5:07pm On Sep 22, 2019
How do they feel when they sit and see the face of the owner in their children's face. The one they called out, called names and detest. what do they say when the particular child asks; who's my dad? They, just wanna have that child so time will not pass them by. Enjoy little king. Happy hair cutting.
Celebrities / Re: Andre Omodayo Churchill Sits On Tonto Dikeh's Back by seandurse(m): 1:31pm On Sep 22, 2019
sugacoatedmouth:
According to teckno


Gonna the days weee TontoDikeh go dey frown her face




Now she dey nogban nogban Eeee dey draw like Ogbono


If she give me her poranron I go trow am for Poto Poto
still wondering about this lines anytime I hear that song.

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