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Family / Re: Mother Has A Male Guest Living With Us Right Now by nkwuocha: 4:47pm On Mar 11, 2017

firstEVA:
You mum should be experiencing menopause, what's she doing with a man?

So because she is experiencing memo-pause make she no enjoy sexual life again?

Family / Re: What Maturity Really Is. by iykekelvins(m): 7:21pm On Jun 26, 2016

TheSonOfMark:
Maturity is when Mimzy doesn't get salty or petty after the recent happenings surrounding the Nairaland pageantry.

Maturity is when Mimzy gives a vote of thanks to her teeming supporters even after the competition is over.

Maturity is when Lezz, Muva, Creamish, firsteva, Postmann, IamLegend1, LsOfDk, Smellymouth and numerous others keep their cool, hold their heads high and rise above the flawed happenings.

Maturity is when your reactions to antagonism can't be predicted by little minds.

Maturity is the afore-stated.

Well said bro

I doff my cap for you. Nuff respect

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Family / Re: What Maturity Really Is. by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jun 26, 2016

TheSonOfMark:
Maturity is when Mimzy doesn't get salty or petty after the recent happenings surrounding the Nairaland pageantry.

Maturity is when Mimzy gives a vote of thanks to her teeming supporters even after the competition is over.

Maturity is when Lezz, Muva, Creamish, firsteva, Postmann, IamLegend1, LsOfDk, Smellymouth and numerous others keep their cool, hold their heads high and rise above the flawed happenings.

Maturity is when your reactions to antagonism can't be predicted by little minds.

Maturity is the afore-stated.

Endorsed

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Family / Re: What Maturity Really Is. by Smellymouth: 6:26pm On Jun 26, 2016

TheSonOfMark:
Maturity is when Mimzy doesn't get salty or petty after the recent happenings surrounding the Nairaland pageantry.

Maturity is when Mimzy gives a vote of thanks to her teeming supporters even after the competition is over.

Maturity is when Lezz, Muva, Creamish, firsteva, Postmann, IamLegend1, LsOfDk, Smellymouth and numerous others keep their cool, hold their heads high and rise above the flawed happenings.

Maturity is when your reactions to antagonism can't be predicted by little minds.

Maturity is the afore-stated.

My respect for you knows no bound Boss

Well said

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Family / Re: What Maturity Really Is. by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jun 26, 2016

TheSonOfMark:
Maturity is when Mimzy doesn't get salty or petty after the recent happenings surrounding the Nairaland pageantry.

Maturity is when Mimzy gives a vote of thanks to her teeming supporters even after the competition is over.

Maturity is when Lezz, Muva, Creamish, firsteva, Postmann, IamLegend1, LsOfDk, Smellymouth and numerous others keep their cool, hold their heads high and rise above the flawed happenings.

Maturity is when your reactions to antagonism can't be predicted by little minds.

Maturity is the afore-stated.

Spot on Tsom... wink

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Family / Re: What Maturity Really Is. by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:12pm On Jun 26, 2016

Maturity is when Mimzy doesn't get salty or petty after the recent happenings surrounding the Nairaland pageantry.

Maturity is when Mimzy gives a vote of thanks to her teeming supporters even after the competition is over.

Maturity is when Lezz , Muva , Creamish , firsteva , Postmann , IamLegend1 , LsOfDk , Smellymouth and numerous others keep their cool, hold their heads high and rise above the flawed happenings.

Maturity is when your reactions to antagonism can't be predicted by little minds.

Maturity is the afore-stated.

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Family / Re: Is It A Woman's Responsibility/duty To Wash Her Husband's Clothes? by Lezzlie(m): 9:37pm On Jun 17, 2016

I see my Queen firsteva in the stands kiss

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Family / Re: Did I Act Too Desperate?? by Lezzlie(m): 12:51pm On Jun 05, 2016

firstEVA:

He has my blessings, enjoy

When did you give that blessing?

Family / Re: Did I Act Too Desperate?? by Nobody: 9:09am On Jun 05, 2016

Ishilove:

I'm not aloof. I don't know why you keep saying that

Besides you peacock to many females on Nairaland, not just Ishilove

firsteva, coman see your boyfriend o. E want to toast me

He has my blessings, enjoy wink

Family / Re: Did I Act Too Desperate?? by Lezzlie(m): 5:15pm On Jun 04, 2016

Ishilove:

I'm not aloof. I don't know why you keep saying that

Besides you peacock to many females on Nairaland, not just Ishilove

firsteva, coman see your boyfriend o. E want to toast me

That moniker is in jail, she won't hear your screams until I must have finished with you cheesy

Yeah, I do peacock around, one here and one there. But I paused when your beauty knocked me and penetrated my bones and your intelligence loadged it there.

You're uncommonly gracious. It has always been a matter of time; tried as I did, there was no escaping you.

Family / Re: Did I Act Too Desperate?? by Ishilove: 4:21pm On Jun 04, 2016

Lezzlie:
I'm not too good with entagled webs of relationships. I'm a nairalander old enough to have seen your DP. And if you weren't so emotionally aloof, you would have noticed my peacocking to you since 2015.

I'm not aloof. I don't know why you keep saying that undecided

Besides you peacock to many females on Nairaland, not just Ishilove cheesy

firsteva, coman see your boyfriend o. E want to toast me cheesy

Family / Re: What Can Make You Forgive Your Wife If She Cheats? by Titilayooni(f): 6:16pm On May 20, 2016

firstEVA:
Men hardly forgive a cheating spouse, if for any reason she remains in his house as wife, she will not enjoy the marriage.

but they expect you as a woman to forgive when they cheat...MEN!!!

Family / Re: My Husband Secretly Smokes.... by Nobody: 12:58pm On May 19, 2016

firstEVA:
Enjoy the smell and stop complaining.

If not for the health hazard, I would have encouraged guys to smoke

I loooove looove the smell of tobacco...esp inside a car with the air conditioning on
...however kissing is not too pretty with a smoker who does not make an extra effort with his oral and general body hygiene
....then OF COURSE IT KILLS...so I would not be with a smoker ( danger to us both, esp the passive smoke thing)...and would kill my male relatives if they smoked

But the smell of tobacco really is heady, dark and sexy to me...as a forbidden pleasure kind of thing lipsrsealed

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Nobody: 6:00pm On May 12, 2016

firstEVA:
nice one Mr

Alas, jes a female cheesy

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Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Nobody: 4:31pm On May 12, 2016

firstEVA:
can I join? Pls

Me too please?
Here I am, such a carnal being, big time, with similar beliefs like Mindfulness, believes in live and let live...
...but also know enough to know that discovering (and saving/liberating/enlightening) Africa (by the Europeans), colonialism and neo-colonialism is the biggest undoing of Africa.....this is intergenerational, and is embodied totally by the continent...seen in the way we worship, wear our hair (weaves angry

)and consider our skin, among many others
(I will also add that the religion they brought killed off any spirituality and philosophy that God gave Africans.)...I digress, and write like a crackhead...badly...forgive me)

But here I am (me the carnal fiend), like a hopeless romantic, wishing that postmann and Ishilove would at least date(offline) for a second or more....for my romantic pleasure
And I thought I didnt like poetry shocked

...what do I know!
Oh, I always loved the works of Elizabeth Browning and John Donne
But, in all, not poetriphilic lipsrsealed

But I reiterate, what do I know! cheesy

Excuse the post...I have been meaning to quote many people, and ergo!

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Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by KingEbukasBlog(m): 4:01pm On May 11, 2016

firstEVA:
can I join? Pls

yh , sure

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 12:10pm On May 11, 2016

firstEVA:
bwahaha

My dear, e reach to faint. This guy is good! cheesy

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by analice107: 9:47am On May 11, 2016

firstEVA:
I smell jealousy

Hahahahahahahahaha. pls permit me to be jealous small nah enh, Ishi is getting all the attention. is that fair?

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 7:44am On May 11, 2016

firstEVA:
I didn't see anything, I was off air, my big stomach was worrying me

The gods seldom speak twice. But for you.....

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 8:52pm On May 10, 2016

firstEVA:
Hahahahahahaha, I can imagine

Were you fast enough?
I have taken it off.

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 7:56pm On May 10, 2016

firstEVA:
so busy you couldnt send even a pic of the cake

I was thinking about having you standing with me in the midst of all that noise I wasn't even thinking of the cake.

My blood is still alcohol-flustered but the thoughts of you keeps me in the brinks of sanity.

The cake has been turned to smithereens by the eager

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 4:55pm On May 10, 2016

firstEVA:
hahahaha thanks. busy?

Slightly. Still suffering from the backwash of last night's party. But I'm busier in my head.

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 3:45pm On May 10, 2016

firstEVA:

lolz!

A wink of acquiescence to everything I have planned for you.
It is our lot we burn in this flame.
Welcome to your kingdom come!

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 12:38pm On May 10, 2016

firstEVA:

Sober reflection.

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Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 11:22pm On May 09, 2016

firstEVA:
Death and rebirth

Good night.

Night, comely princess.
Your budding blooming is within your reach.

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 10:52pm On May 09, 2016

firstEVA:
I got it i'm just teasing you

I wish I could respond in a way you only would understand, my block head can't do anything literary

I've seen you do that severally. If you can appreciate literature, then you can script literature!!!

You just don't like to tread uncharted territory!!!

Perhaps when you feel my heat in person I shall unlock your docile demons of phraseology

Friday? Death and rebirth? You and I?

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 10:29pm On May 09, 2016

firstEVA:

You speak is parables, I don't get it

It is deliberate.

But I think you're too literary apt to miss it still.

I meant it to be obscure to all else but you.

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 10:13pm On May 09, 2016

firstEVA:
I am getting entertained in here

This isn't for entertainment.

I would ignore but 1.5 million girls turn 18 in Nigeria daily. And I'll be damned if I'll let these burnt females rob them of their chances to experience the true power of an erect penïs. cool

I just got home, took a shower and feeling more alive with tiny sips of alcohol.

I have a predilection to keep away from the noisy crowd.

You're decisively evasive to fated collision.

Why do you fight the whirlwind of life's portion? tongue

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Nobody: 10:06pm On May 09, 2016

lezz:
firsteva,, what spurs you up so late this time of the night?

I am getting entertained in here grin

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 10:03pm On May 09, 2016

firsteva, alias knightngale, what spurs you up so late this time of the night?

Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by analice107: 10:02pm On May 08, 2016

firstEVA:
Its not like you've never watched porn afterall.

Yes i did, but stopped long ago. right now with Christianity also here, its been in the Obscure past.

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Family / Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by analice107: 9:26pm On May 08, 2016

firstEVA:
well, you have a point, but sometimes we can run into them unintentionally.

Are you male or female?

Female.
If a male goes by my Moniker, that guy will have to ve to be effeminate.

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