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Business / Re: Power Crisis: Senator Calls For Ban On Generators by SENATORJD(m): 1:11pm On Jul 15, 2008
Kobojunkie:

The Government is too morose to see the power problem as a danger today? Are you human? Do you think you deserve rights as a human? Nothing works but a ban on generator is a good one??
Beats me!!!a problem that has lingered for a long time and suddenly its a ban they feel would resolve the power problem.
Romance / Re: How Do You Make A Long Distance Relationship Work? by SENATORJD(m): 12:55pm On Jul 15, 2008
vennyboy2k:

Hi PPl, with all due respect Acid drop,what makes you think an open relationship is the answer, or r u trying to destroy d boi's relationship ?. manmustwac, Listen bruv, i'm in one right now, my girl is in Lagos(Nigeria) i'm in London we've been 2geva 4 4 years since secondary school and we still are. The key is communicationand trust as well as self confidence(i.e no one else can replace you in her life. Try to find out d topix she is intrested in and call her like every week(don't call too much or she'll get bored) and if you have doubts about her honesty try to get some friend to keep an eye on her and return d info 2 u. Don't listen to acid drop or the relationship is doomed before it even starts, because an open relationship is no relationship, plus don't cheat on her either.
loved your point except the one highlited.
if u trust her well enough and have doubts ask her about it that why its a relationship between the two of u and not a third party. why make ur friend keep an eye on her?it proves u cant trust her words
Business / Re: Power Crisis: Senator Calls For Ban On Generators by SENATORJD(m): 12:21pm On Jul 15, 2008
if thre is a ban without an action to effect a drastic change in the power sector to make things work then what use is the ban?
its like banning importation of rice and yet u dont have any whatsover in your country and no provision is being made to grow any.
Business / Re: Power Crisis: Senator Calls For Ban On Generators by SENATORJD(m): 12:05pm On Jul 15, 2008
is the ban just to homes or all over including companies and orgs?
Romance / Re: What Is Your Idea Of The Perfect Girl Or The Perfect Guy & The Perfect Romance. by SENATORJD(m): 11:20am On Jul 15, 2008
Uby40:

for me, there's just nothin like a 'perfect girl, or dude, or a perfect romance'
but an imperfect person,who's is loved by his or her partner in a perfect manner, thereby their lovelife is being made perfect.although they may encounter some bumps in there union, their zeal for perfection is what sees them through.
true words i second
Jokes Etc / Re: Good N Bad News by SENATORJD(m): 10:56am On Jul 15, 2008
omo ben jay i no know shocked
maybe cash sha because that dude dey disappear go anywhere
by d way its SENATOR JD not  SENATOR whatever u wrote 8 angry
no make me willy willy come ur end o
Family / Re: Which Marriage Counts? by SENATORJD(m): 10:49am On Jul 15, 2008
well it depends on ones background,believe and what u consider ok for you.
personally i would go for a church wedding, one because of the prayers,the word and the spiritual joining

@ogidiboy who says court marriages are very cheap?
u you pay for the session and the court representatives as well
and its common(maybe not VERYYYYY) in Nigeria u probably just dnt know. a colleague had one over the wekend

@gamine whats TTG;
Towards a Total Gangster?
Time To Grow?
Towards a Total Graduate?
Time to Go?
Jokes Etc / Re: Good N Bad News by SENATORJD(m): 10:32am On Jul 15, 2008
williy willy don die na who kill am? na ben jay kill am grin
Politics / Re: Alao-akala Looted Over N1bn In 11 Months – Efcc by SENATORJD(m): 5:55pm On Jul 14, 2008
Akala Alao ole oshi
right from the word go i always saw that guy as a crook.He always has something he does that is not right.
1 billion in 11 months shocked
Travel / Re: Travel To Lagos by SENATORJD(m): 11:30am On Jul 14, 2008
there is a heliport at ozumba mbadiwe road on the island
caveton(not sure of the spelling).
as regards the cost i dont but, i think u need to be registered there to make use of the facility.

as regards car hire u'd get some at reasonable costs i believe.
i have never made use of one so i dnt knw the range.

u can get rides at a private beach at lekki penisula (la campange tropicana) as well for good rates
its a lovely place to be forgot to include that as well
Family / Re: Two Years Courtship About To End! Please Help,he Loves Her! by SENATORJD(m): 9:42am On Jul 14, 2008
michelin89:

Them dey chop phone?
u go fear MTN,GLO & CELTEL shocked
Politics / Re: Aviation Probe Is To Pull Down Yoruba - Group by SENATORJD(m): 9:08am On Jul 14, 2008
@sagamite of which in don tey wey i chop akara ooo shocked i no go mind make u send some grin
@abdurrazaq trust me a lot of them exists on this land. everything must be about tribe to them and nothing more
Travel / Re: Travel To Lagos by SENATORJD(m): 9:03am On Jul 14, 2008
i did go back to it i answered the ones i could in blue ink.
Family / Re: My Stepfather Impregnated Me by SENATORJD(m): 5:31pm On Jul 11, 2008
folahann:

You see, this is the work of one thing i hate
It's the work of Nigerian films, after watching Nigeria tiata then you come here dey post anything
that's part of why i hate nigerian movies
and what makes you think its a Nigerian film she watched? it couldn't have been Liberian/Ghanian/American or something else right? It just had to be Nigeria
People and the way they conclude at times
Family / Re: Should Husbands Be Allowed Into The Labour Room? by SENATORJD(m): 5:26pm On Jul 11, 2008
mishooo:

When he faints, your eyes will clear !! tongue tongue tongue
why in go faint no be in put am there? grin

personally i would(if allowed) be beside my wife all the way through
Travel / Re: Travel To Lagos by SENATORJD(m): 1:18pm On Jul 11, 2008
opensource:

@Senator :

I sincerely do appreciate your contribution but please don't find it hard to believe that we are just two people who are persuaded of each others worth and have long been today . Except maybe for later or for her but there is no intimacy.

if you say so who am i to doubt? grin

I am not mobile so I intend going for the Car hire option as it will be easier for us.

I once stayed around satellite and know the ibeche beach but haven't been there. But I want to know if we can cross from there to the island with the boat then connect to a car hire service or do we after the boat ride there , return back there the proceed on road to the island.

dnt think u can link it, u would have to come back to the spot after having ur time at the beach

I want it all centered around the Victoria Island so I have a list already i might want you to see if u can add or remove

Silverbird Galleria
Amusement Park
st elmos/debonaires ( do they sell Sha-wa-ma because she loves it )

funny enough have never asked or checked if they do, i normallygo for pizza,ice cream or their chips but even if they dont, there are places u'd get on the island

Ocean View ( Chinese meal lol , I haven't taken any before so maybe I just know which is best I can order for )

trust me u'd enjoy every bite to the end, their waiters would give u very god options,they are Nigerians there so they would guide your choices

Shoprite ( Do little shopping )
Boat ride
Helicopter ride
from where to where?
Swimming in Victoria Island ( any good and big pool )( I am a good swimmer - but weather is cold maybe we scrap it out)

well Eko hotel and suites has a big pool so u can make do with that or my girlfriends family house grin,dnt swim much so i dnt know many
well if u need more let me know cheers
Politics / Re: Aviation Probe Is To Pull Down Yoruba - Group by SENATORJD(m): 1:08pm On Jul 11, 2008
Sagamite:

No, mate. I was conversing with you how online forums allow people like Iseobio to air their view.
aight mate u almost gave me a heart attack grin
hope ure aight?
cheers
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by SENATORJD(m): 5:53pm On Jul 10, 2008
Hannibal:

How many women know what to do to their yeast infection.
They flaunt it like that to their unsuspecting boyfriends trying to match Ralph Lauren's SAFARI.
A guy once told me he caught the FLU sniffing his girl's mound of venus. tongue tongue tongue tongue
hahahhahahahahahhahh enough o in don do grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by SENATORJD(m): 5:43pm On Jul 10, 2008
Queenisha:

How about us that have to smell them day in day out?
Is it fair on me? grin
hey my sista i go dey pray for u make u no fall o,everyday shocked

Queenisha:

Give him the sandwich and coke.
Tell him you're no longer hungry.
Tufia!
lai lai if hunger dey catch meand na save money i take by am i go tell am make in go buy in own grin
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by SENATORJD(m): 5:35pm On Jul 10, 2008
Queenisha:

I remember one deeper life lady I worked with in my early days here in the US.
Chei, come and see BO
The thing  was palpable.
You know they don't wear deodorant.
The woman smelled like unrefrigerated Tilapia fish
kai alueme shocked na person pickin be dat o
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Can I Truly Get A Sincere Date From Nairaland? by SENATORJD(m): 5:32pm On Jul 10, 2008
sure quickygirl
would give u a call as soon as u give the go ahead
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by SENATORJD(m): 5:30pm On Jul 10, 2008
Queenisha:

let him motion for a paper and pen
in don turn deaf and dumb be that o shocked

Chat2MeBac:

Last week I was at the doctor's office and this handsome guy approached me, Girlfriend, as soon as he opened that his mouth, everything in me died. Gosh! how the hell can someone's mouth smell that horrible, Me, being a lady just kindly passed him a mint and told him to have a nice day,
gal u brutal walia grin
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by SENATORJD(m): 5:28pm On Jul 10, 2008
Queenisha:

Someone with MO can just keep quiet and there'll be no problems.
and if dem ask u question wetin go happen?
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by SENATORJD(m): 5:09pm On Jul 10, 2008
Queenisha:

I can even understand if it's people from proper tribes that are talking.
not the "1 kilometer is another language"
whats ur point darling?
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by SENATORJD(m): 5:03pm On Jul 10, 2008
make una no turn am to tribe issue o if not am out.
question na would u date a guy with mouth odour?
no tribe sentiments be warned angry
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by SENATORJD(m): 4:26pm On Jul 10, 2008
beauteous:

LOL!!!
got no eyes bhut nose cheesy
and legs to take off wink
Politics / Re: Aviation Probe Is To Pull Down Yoruba - Group by SENATORJD(m): 3:29pm On Jul 10, 2008
SENATOR JD:

@sagamite no easy anything.y should he generalize and insult yorubas?
Sagamite:

This is the problem I have with online forums. Every illiterate dimwit with money for cafe can air their falderal.
am assuming that was not to me sagamite? because the[b] he[/b] there was reffering to iseobio,
just wanted to be sure
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by SENATORJD(m): 3:26pm On Jul 10, 2008
Hannibal:

Why?
I thunk Love is Blind!!!! grin grin grin grin
but can smell grin
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by SENATORJD(m): 1:27pm On Jul 10, 2008
body odour i cant stand not to talk of mouth odour??
i fit vomit, imajin make she say i want to kiss u?
yepaaaaa
essssscusseeee me all i wan run go toilet grin
runs out and goes to throw up

@nana kai u no good oo, see as u dismiss the guy. grin cheesy

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Politics / Re: Reps Order Rehabilitation Of Niger Bridge by SENATORJD(m): 1:21pm On Jul 10, 2008
and they suddenly wake up and remember the bridge they left alone all this while.

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