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Romance / Re: A Sex Doll Joins Instagram, Gets Followers, Shares Photos With Her Man In Bed by serikiCarps(m): 6:36am On Jan 26, 2018
PierreDeFermath:
wow,she's so beautiful. Look at that slim straight nose and big boobs

Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by serikiCarps(m): 12:57am On Jan 08, 2018
speechless...disney ending. ....nice job sir infant..mention me in your next story.
you deserve an award on this platform
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by serikiCarps(m): 9:34pm On Jan 05, 2018
itsandi:
Interesting smiley Enjoy other interesting stories on Tushstories via

www.tushstories.com

Happy New Year cheesy
its like satan wants to use ywour destiny this year
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by serikiCarps(m): 7:15pm On Jan 03, 2018
leocollins:
Wack ass story from a wack ass nigga,just go and hustle and make money and stop wasting ur time writing shit...
dont worry i will buy u bread
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by serikiCarps(m): 10:54pm On Jan 02, 2018
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itsandi:
You do read am?
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itsandi:
You do read am?
itsandi:
You do read am?
i don go the site
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by serikiCarps(m): 10:14pm On Jan 01, 2018
itsandi:
Interesting...Enjoy other interesting stories on Tushstories via

www.tushstories.com

Happy New Year cheesy
Baba na by force .....we don hear you na
Literature / Re: If You Were Asked To Write A Book About Your Life, What Would The Title Be? by serikiCarps(m): 11:43pm On Dec 28, 2017
life of carps
Literature / Re: All In One Night (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by serikiCarps(m): 11:41pm On Dec 28, 2017
wink
kayo80:


Thanks. More updates coming tonight.
kayo80:


Thanks. More updates coming tonight.
kayo80:


Thanks. More updates coming tonight.
still waiting

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Education / Re: When You Are Asked To Explain Your Experience In A Nigerian Boarding School by serikiCarps(m): 4:00pm On Dec 25, 2017
zadokokezie:
boarding school..

d experience was..... hmmmmm.....

RED NIGH.... when school closes 2morrom but u can't sleep because if u make d mistake of closing ur eyes those guy without uniform would steal urs so dey can show their parents at home.


when u are innocently watching cadet grp do their training and u hear CATCH UR BUSH MEAT... Omo just start running cause if they catch u it is over.... that where u know that some guys are faster than Usain Bolt...


when u are walking and u hear harmans house boi just turn deaf immediately and walk faster cause if u look back ... hmm.. it is over for u...



when u shadow cat(pass through d space in d fence) or scale (jump over) d fence early in d morning just 2 buy #50 Jellof rice in 20 place and come back 2 school to sell it #100.... big business.... smuggling business.... d rice was d drugs




it was fun from ss1 till ss3.... rep KC LAGOS
which set
Education / Re: When You Are Asked To Explain Your Experience In A Nigerian Boarding School by serikiCarps(m): 3:31pm On Dec 25, 2017
Many punishments....the one i remembered vividly was on a sunday morning during mss......one stupid hausa senior (gida) told me to give him #200 and i said no ....ALL OF A SUDDEN HE STARTED SLAPPING ME.............I JUST CURSED HIM IN YORUBA NOT KNOWING THAT HE UNDERSTOOD WHAT I SAID..................... OMO I CHOP BEATING OF MY LIFE BY 8 MORE SENIORS .... I HAD TO FAKE FAINT BEFORE THEY LEFT ME.. OMO MY HOUSE WEAR TURNED TO BROWN FROM BLUE...REP KING'S COLLEGE LAGOS '13

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by serikiCarps(m): 3:01pm On Dec 25, 2017
pls na infant
Literature / Re: All In One Night (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by serikiCarps(m): 11:14pm On Dec 21, 2017
the description of the setting was dope.. kayode pls i need more

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Literature / Re: "The Secrets" - A Story Written By A Nairalander by serikiCarps(m): 12:53pm On Dec 17, 2017
pls i beg you in the mighty name of GOD pls continue
Religion / Re: Why Do Christians Behave Like This by serikiCarps(m): 9:41am On Dec 16, 2017
esp. When it comes hijab post

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Religion / Re: Why Do Christians Behave Like This by serikiCarps(m): 7:45am On Dec 16, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
islam deserves to be ridiculed, all religions deserve to be ridiculed, all gods (Yahweh Allah etc) deserves to be ridiculed

no all religions deserve to be respected
Religion / Re: Why Do Christians Behave Like This by serikiCarps(m): 6:52am On Dec 16, 2017
cummando:
This guy is your head on replay?yesterday matter
Na wetin yo take wake this morning be this?
Is this the peace you preach? Freedom of speech abounds. As far as blows aren't exchanged

LOL.. baba there's freedom of speech... sure but una dey create enemity
Celebrities / Re: Can You Rock This Hilarious Hairstyle by serikiCarps(m): 6:47am On Dec 16, 2017
bad use of tense...hilarious bawo?
Religion / Why Do Christians Behave Like This by serikiCarps(m): 6:32am On Dec 16, 2017
if there is any post about islam or muslims, thats when christians start commenting with hatred and you people call yourselves the better ones, whereas your hearts are filled with hatred.....am very sure if some of you were given arms you will do worse than boko haram.....all am saying is that you ppl should just leave the muslim post for the muslims and let them be ......must you comment pls lets reduce this act of online religious attack..
Jokes Etc / New Mosquitoes Found by serikiCarps(m): 8:18pm On Dec 15, 2017
I just killed two IBO mosquitoes because they were flying around my wallet.....
Jokes Etc / Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by serikiCarps(m): 8:12pm On Dec 15, 2017
dry pass weed undecideddry pass weed

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Celebrities / Re: Boluwatife Balogun, Wizkid's First Son, All Swagged Up In New Photos by serikiCarps(m): 8:08pm On Dec 15, 2017
enemyofprogress:
The boy is not even beautiful sef

ur brain sef ugly
Sports / Re: Amaju Pinick Pictured With Lionel Messi At Fifa Awards (pics) by serikiCarps(m): 11:36pm On Oct 23, 2017
Mediapace:
Useless man!! What is your business there sef ? undecided

Shey na Victor Moses or Ighalo them nominate for the awards?

Well it is none of my business too since i don't pay tax


Let me continue browsing with my apple laptop
this what we expect from fools like u
Romance / Re: My Brother's Pre Wedding Photos by serikiCarps(m): 9:29pm On Oct 08, 2017
Gabaleve:
That's my cute brother and his lovely wife. Their wedding will be taking place this month in Oyo state. Every Nairalander in Oyo state is invited. Enough food and Shayo go dey for those of Una wey no gree slim fit Una belle. please note that you can't com inside the venue with any type of polythene bag. This Na because of people wey fit collect 12 people food once.




everybody wey do pre-wedding shoot na nairalander....#bolenbe
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Decoder Picture by serikiCarps(m): 8:37pm On Oct 06, 2017
the thing be like music box
Crime / Re: Man Beaten And Stripped For Stealing Plantain (photo) by serikiCarps(m): 7:42am On Oct 25, 2016
Do you know?
that in italy if you should steal food, you wont be arrested or beaten because they believe that hunger made you do so....#Carps

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